BMMS 6-10-25

Yay For Tuesday!!! Sly Stone Is Dead, Kids Having Expensive Jewelry, You Can't Have Sex IN The Strip Club, Eating Hotdogs Sideways, Listener E-Mails, To Tell The Truth, Banned From Flying. & You're Doing It Wrong!!!!

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Speaker 1 (03:46):
What do you think is the hardest one to stumble?

Speaker 5 (03:48):
Look what they get, record player, cassette player, CD player, cassette.

Speaker 1 (03:55):
I think cassette as well.

Speaker 5 (03:55):
I think you're probably right. CD I can play in
my computer, right vinyl. I know a lot of people
that have vinyl players.

Speaker 1 (04:02):
Yeah, you can buy those at Walmart. You can't buy
a cassette player at.

Speaker 5 (04:06):
The Walmart in this building. Vinyl might be the hardest, right.
I don't think we have a record player in the building,
and I don't think we have a cassette.

Speaker 1 (04:18):
Player in the building. I think it probably right if
we do, it's in a closet somewhere barry, underneath the
bunch of stuff.

Speaker 5 (04:25):
I haven't used a cassette player in a radio station
in fifteen years. Wow, maybe more, Okay, maybe more? Yeah,
I know we've got that old ass reel to real.
I don't even know if it words. I've never seen
it plugged in or used. It's just really decoration at

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this point. I mean, there was for a while certain
commercials that would arrive. That was the only reason we
had it.

Speaker 1 (04:52):
Oh, okay, I guess that makes sense.

Speaker 5 (04:53):
And there might have been one advertiser who had his
hey come shop with us? Yeah, thing right, And it
was only on that And why we never converted it
into an MP three or burned this onto a CD
for this cat, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (05:07):
He's old school man, really old school.

Speaker 5 (05:14):
We're also going to do listener emails. We have to
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KMOD and Daniel Flanagan a broken earrow, got qualified, So

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congratulations to Daniel. Lindsey asked me a question I don't
even know if she's aware, and that's something we would
talk about on air. Do you remember what it was?

Speaker 2 (05:50):
Was it about the show?

Speaker 5 (05:52):
No, it's the only question you really asked me that
you were You went, crap, oh, Sly.

Speaker 2 (06:02):
That's about Sly from The Sly and the Family Stone
death Pool. I had him on my list and I
crossed him out, and then I thought, did I have
him on my list last year? In my death pool?
He died? I can't remember if I had him on
my list last year.

Speaker 5 (06:22):
This year, you have not had Sly at all. You
have a Stelle Parsons, Marvel Levy, Bruce Willis and Rupert Murdoch.
You had Dick Van Dyke, and you have Bam Majera
you lost Dick van Dyke, and then usually like, ah
you changed your mind about Bam, Yeah, Gimbia's Dick van Dyke,

(06:43):
Frankie Valley, Roman Polanski because all the great filmmakers are weird,
pedophile crazy people. Right, He's not lying, by the way,
it's a weird thing.

Speaker 1 (06:57):
Ask Corey Fellman, he'll tell you all about it. Jeane
Shallat is also who Gimpie has. I think those they
are all solid choices, but none of them. They're only
solid to dying. They're only solid if you get points.
Otherwise they're pipe dreams.

Speaker 5 (07:13):
And then I have Brian Wilson, Harvey Weinstein, Randy Moss,
and Barbara Eden. Nobody's got points this year. You did
have sly Last year you had Shannon Doherty that went away,
you had King Charles. I believe you took that off,
and then sly Stone is who you added on at
the end of the year.

Speaker 1 (07:32):
So no, too soon.

Speaker 5 (07:36):
Maybe maybe they kept it as a cover up. The
funny thing I always love about this game is you're like, oh,
I was so close and not you bitch, but that
you weren't close.

Speaker 1 (07:49):
They're still alive.

Speaker 5 (07:50):
Yes, it's either what it either is or it ain't
Sly was you were six months off? It won't It
wasn't close.

Speaker 1 (07:58):
No.

Speaker 5 (08:01):
Yeah, they did a recap thing about Sly and his
music was awesome and what he was trying to do
was awesome and all good touchy feely stuff, not in
the creepy way, but very hippie love all type of
presentation with his music. But I couldn't find a picture
of him.

Speaker 1 (08:21):
Old at all.

Speaker 5 (08:22):
No, all their recap stuff was like him young, not
one of like him playing last week like Rod Stewart
might be a good addition, right, Oh yeah, he did
that performance on was the People's Choice or whatever, and
you're like, oh god, and then all of a sudden

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he's not doing shows. So either he also saw the recording.

Speaker 2 (08:47):
Because of the flu.

Speaker 5 (08:49):
I mean that's possible people get the flu. Yeah, at
his age, it's a little concerning.

Speaker 2 (08:54):
Yeah, that's a bit longer.

Speaker 1 (08:56):
Maybe he just didn't want any pictures taken in his
younger older years. Maybe he looked so bad. They're like, bro,
we can't document this. That's you know, age has not
done well for you, sir. Trying to think of other
reasons why. My guess is he's just you know, probably
kept to himself after the fame of the band wore

(09:17):
off and probably just kept to himself. Moved to some
little small town in Oklahoma somewhere, and then died and
then you're like, oh, this, says Sly.

Speaker 5 (09:25):
Struggled with drug addiction name okay, yeah, particularly cocaine and PCPE.
His drug use was linked to erratic behavior, misperformances, and
eventual breakup of the band. His memoir details the debauchery
and struggles with addiction. He was arrested for cocaine possession
multiple times, most recently.

Speaker 1 (09:47):
Last week.

Speaker 5 (09:49):
Ms I was looking for a time twenty eleven.

Speaker 1 (09:53):
Oh not that long ago, No, now, how old was
eighty eighty two? Eighty okay, so he was in his
late sixties seventies getting blows. Get it, Sly?

Speaker 5 (10:07):
Yeah, no, kid, you struggled with it. He faced legal
battles for unpaid royalties on his music. He foiled a
lawsuit against his former manager and lawyer, a legend they
took advantage of his drug addictions to induce him to
give up his royalties. He was awarded five million and
twenty fifteen for unpaid royalties, but then it was reversed.

(10:27):
He also had a problem paying his taxes. Big surprise,
as the irs put leans on a lot of his stuff.
He became known for being late and not showing hup
to concerts, often leaving band members waiting. His behavior on
stage was even noted during a twenty ten performance at Coachella.

(10:49):
He became reclusive and withdrawn from the public eye after
being described as j D Salinger of Funk.

Speaker 1 (10:56):
Okay, I guess you gotta know who JD is. East
Allander is.

Speaker 5 (11:01):
His son was reportedly attacked by his dog due to
his own negligence.

Speaker 1 (11:07):
Yeah, he may have died last.

Speaker 5 (11:10):
Year, lindsay, Yeah, right, he doesn't. He has the gene
Hackman thing. I think, yeah, a little bit. He doesn't
sound like he was a good dude. I definitely I
want to read the biography. That's I want to hear
more about his as long as it's honest, right he
was like, ah man, there'd be times I'd wake up.

Speaker 1 (11:30):
We had two shows and I missed him.

Speaker 5 (11:31):
Huh that.

Speaker 1 (11:33):
As long as it's honest like that, I'm up for
the read.

Speaker 5 (11:36):
But if he's like everything was great, I'm great, this
is great, We're all doing great.

Speaker 2 (11:42):
It's fine.

Speaker 1 (11:43):
It's gonna be fine. You could find some older pictures
of him on the internet. He does, Look, what year
do you know? Does it say the year of that picture?
Year of this picture? This one? Here's his copyright twenty fifteen.

Speaker 5 (11:56):
Okay, so ten years ago. How does he look on it?
If you had a guess his age in that photo.

Speaker 1 (12:01):
If I'm guessing his age in this particular photo, I'm
saying he's late seventies, early eighties.

Speaker 5 (12:08):
It was ten years ago.

Speaker 1 (12:09):
Yeah, he doesn't look good at all. I mean, you
can tell that addiction has ravaged his life, you know,
you could. I don't know if you guys can't. Maybe
just because I been there, done that sort of thing.

Speaker 5 (12:19):
Oh no, you can see somebody go, you're not eatyo,
you're not having your greens.

Speaker 1 (12:24):
You've done been through some things in life, and that's
kind of that's what I get from these pictures. I'm like,
my like, he looks like the drugs have rotted his brain.
In this one particular one, he looks kind of happy,
but well, sure, something just isn't clicking. That's just my opinion.

Speaker 5 (12:45):
Is he on stage plane in the photo?

Speaker 1 (12:46):
No, he's on stage maybe getting an award or something.
I don't know. But he don't look you know what good.

Speaker 5 (12:54):
It's always fascinating, like here he is, you said, that's
twenty fifteen. He's getting an award four years remove from
getting arrested from cocaine possession, history of not showing up
for performances, right, all these things I just mentioned, and
they're like, let's you know who deserves an award? Sly Stone.

Speaker 1 (13:10):
I don't know if he is getting award, but you know,
I didn't see any instruments on the on a stage,
so maybe he's just you know, sharing some stories of
being sly.

Speaker 5 (13:20):
It's not Robert Downey Junior, who had a debaucherous part
of his life, right, completely turned the page, right, at
least from what we've been presented.

Speaker 1 (13:28):
Uh, And you're like, yeah, this feels like a good dude.

Speaker 5 (13:32):
Right, this looks like a guy who was in his
twenties thirties and tore it up. And then he's like, oh,
not a good.

Speaker 2 (13:38):
Call, right, turned it around?

Speaker 5 (13:40):
Turned it around? Sly never turned it around.

Speaker 1 (13:42):
No, he might have turned a little bit, but not around.

Speaker 5 (13:46):
Did he? What was the can you do you know
what the award was for? Was it for almost father?
I don't know if he was getting in a war.

Speaker 1 (13:52):
Okay, I'm just saying it looks like he was getting
an award because he's on stage with some other dame
and looks like she's presenting something, you know, talking or whatever. Again,
there was no instruments, so I'm just assuming.

Speaker 2 (14:03):
He could be lost exactly. He could be looking for
a bathroom.

Speaker 1 (14:06):
He could be wandering around right now. Pons. Oh gosh,
the music though wildly because he was.

Speaker 5 (14:19):
Yeah, I was thinking because they when they were doing
the peace on him on the news this morning, they
were talking about how he just he didn't care who
you were and where you were from. Guys, girls, black, white,
it didn't matter, and he just wanted to have you
in your band. And can you imagine You're like, You're
just like, yeah, you can play the harpsichord. Sure, yeah,
come on, You're like, this is awesome. I'm gonna go

(14:42):
to La and join Sliding the Family Stone. That's who
I want to talk to. That's who I want to read.
The biography of the person that was like, yes, I'm
leaving mo Lean because I got hooked up with Sly
in the Stone yeah and joined the band and it
was I turned.

Speaker 1 (15:00):
Right right the behind the music on that one, Oh
my gosh. Yeah. Or is that that animated series Tales
from the Tour Bus. Yeah, my god, yeah, I've watched it,
Oh my gosh. Right, because you know, it's just a show.
It's just a mess. Oh yeah. I'm sure while you're
in it, it's a great time, you know, And I'm

(15:21):
sure there's been plenty of ups and downs for everybody
on that. But you look back and you're like, holy cow,
how did I survive that?

Speaker 5 (15:28):
Yeah? Yeah, it's it's like going to a place where
you have to cook your own food. You're like, that
sounds fun, doesn't And then you get there and you're like,
why am I working right?

Speaker 2 (15:38):
Right?

Speaker 1 (15:38):
I never understood that. And like those taking baked pizza places,
I did not. I want to order pizza and I'll
take a home. I don't want to have to wait
ten minutes. I'd have just done it myself. I would
have got a frozen one from Walmart and everything would
have been fine. I don't get they're good though, No
they're not. They are. They're hot trash.

Speaker 5 (16:00):
You can't shake your head on the radio.

Speaker 2 (16:01):
Isn't wrong one?

Speaker 6 (16:02):
Then?

Speaker 1 (16:03):
Oh yeah? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (16:04):
The bacon it's the bacon chicken ranch one is really good.

Speaker 5 (16:10):
I mean, I don't know very many things that don't
have bacon and reanch on that would be good, So
that doesn't quantify as good. I don't know, I haven't.
But it's funny how you know people have the same
opinion that Gimbi has. We're like, this is silly, but
will buy a cake mix that's just add water, right,
Like this is great?

Speaker 1 (16:29):
Right?

Speaker 5 (16:29):
Or you'll take claim that you are a baker when
you buy a box, but you don't call yourself a
pizzaia guy when you take Papa John's home and are
not Papa John's, Papa Murphy's and.

Speaker 1 (16:40):
Bacon right right.

Speaker 5 (16:44):
But with with Keke, you're like, I'm a bait. I baked.
I baked you a cake. No you didn't. You opened
a box and added water. I put eggs in it.
They only make you put eggs in it to make
you feel like you're doing something.

Speaker 2 (16:59):
Tooted the water for oil, right, No?

Speaker 1 (17:01):
No, I churched it up a little bit. No, I.

Speaker 5 (17:03):
Put yogurt in it instead. Yeah, and added a putting box.

Speaker 1 (17:09):
Sure, that's that's great.

Speaker 2 (17:11):
I decorated it too.

Speaker 5 (17:12):
Yeah, But those places you go and cook your own food.
It always sounds like a good idea, and you're like, yeah,
that sounds fun, let's go. And then you're there and
you're and there's always one person that you're like, hey,
will you cook my steak?

Speaker 1 (17:23):
And you're like, god damn it, yeah, I'm.

Speaker 5 (17:27):
Paying to do what I do on my back patio.

Speaker 1 (17:30):
They've fooled us, man, they have all fooled us. Right,
we're not getting paid to bag our own goddamn groceries,
but we have to do it anyway. We're not getting paid.

Speaker 5 (17:40):
And and we're actually paid, prices always go up.

Speaker 1 (17:44):
I'm gonna stop complaining about that people, the fact that
you go and you pay somebody to go to a
place to cook your own goddamn food. They've got us
all duped, man, every last one of us. A great idea, okay, but.

Speaker 5 (17:58):
That's always happened, right, Like remember Bonanza buffets to me
are always wild places. It makes no sense to me
because you know, now I'm getting my own food, yes.

Speaker 1 (18:09):
But look at the variety that you know. That's the
trick because you're like, well I get to get as
much as i'd.

Speaker 5 (18:14):
Like, you're getting the same amount. Because before they would
give you a platter with like a salad, example, a
salad the size of a monopoly board. True, and now
you're getting a small plate and making multiple trips.

Speaker 1 (18:27):
But but but can you go to any regular restaurant
get a pork chop, a meat loaf, ribbi, you know,
mashed potatoes, macaroni and cheese, pizza, nachos, right, and all
this on one plate? You can't. You have to order
about fifteen different ch rays to get all that at
the buffet. You can get all that on one place.

Speaker 5 (18:50):
And none of them are quality. Right, As Gibbie says,
they'll make a turd. But that's about the only attribute
they get on their Wikipedia page.

Speaker 1 (18:59):
Right, Yeah, but we go and we shovel it in
our mouths, and we go back for seconds and sometimes
thirds and fourths.

Speaker 2 (19:10):
Do you leave a tip of a buffet?

Speaker 1 (19:11):
Hell? No? You can just always answer no with that question.

Speaker 5 (19:17):
Yeah, yeah, not that he doesn't. It's not that he doesn't.
It's just you could just answer no.

Speaker 1 (19:23):
You can assume yeah, and you will probably assume correctly.

Speaker 5 (19:26):
Things you can assume about Gimpi has weed? Right, not
doing a jumping jack? Hey, hey, counting to ten on
both hands maybe not. I'm just saying these are things
you can assume. I'm not saying you can't. I'm not
saying you don't tip. I'm saying these are things you
can assume and feel safe with your answer.

Speaker 1 (19:48):
Now, if you're assuming that I'm not going to do
a jumping jack because it just involves movement and exercise,
you're probably right. Either way.

Speaker 5 (19:56):
He ride his motorcycle, you can just assume he did, yes, right, right?
Did he play video games this morning? You can assume
he did. You could just lump tips in that. Absolutely,
sometimes he does. Sometimes he doesn't ride his motorcycles right.
Sometimes he isn't having any weed. Sometimes he doesn't drink. Okay,

(20:17):
those last two might be lacked right, all right. We
got tickets to give away to Rock the River Festival
this weekend at Sparrowhawk Campgrounds, and anybody who wins those
tickets is also going to receive a free digital download
of Mattauca's Load Remastered. It enter to win the Load
Remastered box set, which I'll tell you more about that later.
We'll take a break and we'll be back Tilsa's.

Speaker 6 (20:36):
Morning Show, The Big Man Boarding Show. The Assault continues
next twenty seventy.

Speaker 1 (20:41):
Five, It's time for news quakies, World news, local news,
and news that just makes you say, what the Here's Corbyn,
Gimbi and Lindsay with what's going on news quakies from
The Big Man Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (20:55):
In ninety seven five, New York City mope riding mugger
rips chain off boy's neck. This happened on Saturday afternoon
on a street in the Bronx, where a moped riding
mugger sped off and ripped a thirteen hundred dollars chain

(21:18):
off of a five year old boy's neck.

Speaker 1 (21:21):
Why the hell does a five year old have a
thirteen hundred dollar chain?

Speaker 2 (21:25):
That's my question?

Speaker 5 (21:27):
Does a five year old have a chain? End of sentence.
I think there's no reason. No, no, there's not one.

Speaker 2 (21:33):
But it makes zero sense you wear so what I know.

Speaker 5 (21:36):
I know that makes no sense for kids to wear jewelry.
I'm gonna go with even earrings for girls. It makes
no sense. I think you have there's a certain age
that you, as a parent decide it's okay, but overall
you're not putting a watch on them and rings.

Speaker 2 (21:52):
No, But I think though, like especially like in the bronx.
You see a lot of Catholic kids and they have
like across, they wear a cross around their neck.

Speaker 5 (22:04):
Okay, let's hide behind the cloak of religion.

Speaker 2 (22:09):
The unidentified thief drove the two wheeler up to the
young child as he was walking to his dad in
front of their apartment building on Marion Avenue and carried
out the sudden heist around four pm. Police are looking
for the mugger who took off on the moped. The
boy was left with redness and swelling to his neck

(22:32):
and needed to be treated at the scene by ems.
The stolen chain, they say, is worth around thirteen hundred dollars.
Now did they show a receipt?

Speaker 1 (22:41):
Who knows.

Speaker 2 (22:43):
Police are now searching for the thief, who they say
was wearing a multi colored hat, black jacket and black
jeans and that was according to surveillance footage captured by
the New York Police Department. They say any one with
information can call crime stoppers.

Speaker 5 (23:03):
Yeah, if you give your kid anything, an iPhone, a tablet,
a watch, right, you just should just assume it's broken. Yeah,
you've lost it.

Speaker 1 (23:11):
It's gonna get lost, it's going to get damaged.

Speaker 5 (23:14):
Yeah, I think to assume because it happens with adults,
those things get ruined, and you would think those adults,
adults are trying to be responsible. Kids aren't.

Speaker 1 (23:24):
No, No, stupid, stupid, Hey, no section in the champagne room.
So this comes out of Clearwater, Florida, or just the
other day. A freshly twenty one year old Saudi man
named Sultan and allan a fee something like that. We're

(23:45):
just gonna call hm sultant anyway, So he goes to
the OZ Gentlemen's Club, they're in clear Water, and he
gets the private room, pays three hundred dollars for a
private room, and then he requests sexual favors from one
of the staff members, and the staff members like, na,
we don't do that sort of thing here. Well, he

(24:05):
gets pissed and then he calls the police, right because
he feels like he's been robbed. Calls the police and
he tells them that the security, their security guards took
three hundred dollars for him from them. So the police
come out.

Speaker 5 (24:20):
They talked to everybody, They talked to the staff members
and they're like, yeah, he got a private room and
then he requested sex from one of the staff members.
They turned him down, but kept the money because well,
it paid for the private room. Nonetheless, he said, that's
when they called nine to one one. They talked to
old Sultan.

Speaker 1 (24:37):
There, and they noticed he's drunk and he smells like alcohol,
and he's splurring, slurring his speech a little bit there,
and he tells them, yeah, I got I got a room,
and I paid three hundred dollars for sex. However I
never got any sex. Anyway, they went ahead and took
that guy in the Sultan in for misuse of That

(25:00):
was the only George.

Speaker 5 (25:01):
So a couple things. One they got pretty solid Instagram
two nice. The Yelp reviews are so good, like this
one came in with a ward, left with a wad,
sat in the front, barely got attention from the dancers.
The woman working the front desk is the best looking
and most attentative. Wish I could have gotten a private
dance from her. Shame I didn't spend all my money.

(25:22):
And then the owner replies, so, Shane, let me get
this right.

Speaker 1 (25:28):
You mad?

Speaker 5 (25:28):
You left with money, You feel like you weren't getting
enough of any attention. Did you try to speak to
any of the dancers? Do you ask the server or
bartender or a manager about our beautiful girls and the
fact that you had this big, giant, huge wad to spend.
The only part I agree with you in your review
is about the shame that you didn't spend all your money.
But who comes to a club like this and thinks

(25:50):
they may spend all their money?

Speaker 1 (25:52):
Am I right? I'm not abbreviating. That's what they said. Wow.

Speaker 5 (25:58):
And then there's another you and the owner replies again,
but he says, never a cover for military law enforcement?

Speaker 1 (26:04):
Yeah, that makes sense. Nice.

Speaker 5 (26:06):
I don't know why just law enforcement? Why not first responders?

Speaker 1 (26:09):
Right? Fireman have a bad cover? Right? Nurses? All that stuff.

Speaker 5 (26:15):
Technically, I have a car that says I'm a first responder.
But that's not a joke. We all have one, well, gimpion,
I have one.

Speaker 1 (26:27):
Being a donor organ No, no, no, first responder respond
from the COVID day. Yeah, oh hell, it says.

Speaker 5 (26:35):
FEMA first responder.

Speaker 1 (26:36):
That is true. Yeah, I still I have that in
my car because we were told to hold on to
it because you never know, you might get stopped on
the way to work. You're gonna have to resist.

Speaker 5 (26:45):
This company's ever moved.

Speaker 1 (26:47):
Ain't that the truth?

Speaker 5 (26:48):
To get a card made with my picture on it.

Speaker 1 (26:51):
It says I'm a first responder.

Speaker 5 (26:55):
Watch the video Only way to eat bananas with a
knife and fork. This is on our Instagram page and
Facebook page and a viral video of British etiquette coach
demonstrates a posh method for eating a banana. He starts
by slicing off both ends, then scoring the peel lengthwise. Next,
he gently peels it back and uses a fork, not

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his hands, to cut and eat bite sized pieces. The
British etiquette coach insists this is the only way you
should be eating a banana, warning against peeling it like
a prime eate. The video went viral, eleven million views
on Instagram and over two hundred thousand comments. Many viewers
are amused or annoyed. One wrote he peels a banana

(27:37):
like he's disarming a nuclear device. Another shot back, I'm
not doing extra dishes for a banana, real man. Another
one Imagine doing this in a school cafeteria. You'd be
pelted with grapes. Critics say it's impractical and over the top.
A TV station joked that it was like the Seinfeld
episode where Georgie eats a candy bar with cutlery, the

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etiquete coach, brushing off the comments with grace. I would
hope so right, I would hope so.

Speaker 1 (28:06):
He says that, but deep down his side, he's probably.

Speaker 5 (28:09):
Crying out, crying, peeling a banana in the bathroom of crying. Yeah,
I guess I have this opinion. I don't know what's
right wrong. It doesn't matter.

Speaker 1 (28:17):
Eat it.

Speaker 5 (28:18):
If you want to eat it and shove it in
your mouth like a Pornland's he's gonna promote a nine,
go ahead, right, that's fine, we want all the worst.
But if you want to eat it with a fork
and knife, go ahead.

Speaker 1 (28:27):
I think people are going to make fun of you
more for using a fork and knife. Oh, I don't know,
then gently sliding it into your mouth.

Speaker 5 (28:33):
I've never seen men make fun of more men more
rapidly than when lollipop right and a banana right.

Speaker 1 (28:41):
You're not wrong at all.

Speaker 5 (28:43):
However, you're at a construction site with your buddies and
he pulls out a banana.

Speaker 1 (28:48):
Huh.

Speaker 5 (28:49):
Watch this individual do all he can to make it
not look phallic.

Speaker 1 (28:53):
But the fun thing is is like you can't get
away from that. You can't. We all eat bananas the
same way, except for this, because it's like, oh, I
gotta be all proper and use a forking knife. So people,
we've all been doing it since the beginning of time.
We've been eating a banana and it looks gay. That's
all there is to it, I think, and I don't.

Speaker 5 (29:13):
I don't need a lot of bananas, if I'm being honest,
And if I'm eating banana, it's like cut up and
put in yogurt or oatmeal or something like that.

Speaker 1 (29:20):
Right, But like I'll break it off and take a bite.
I do that. It's still the same thing, just because
it doesn't have a holding it with a clenched fist
for all. So what are we going? Feels a little different,
But we're gonna do now with all these phallic foods, right,
hot dogs, bananas. I gotta be honest.

Speaker 5 (29:38):
I don't think eating how hot dog looks follica. No,
I'm just saying, no, hot dog in a bun does
not look fallic, right, because.

Speaker 1 (29:48):
You got it with both hands. You're gingerly cupping one
end of the banana. That's not how I want holding
it an into your mouth.

Speaker 5 (29:57):
And congratulations on the ones you're getting. I can do
it with one hand.

Speaker 1 (30:02):
I'm just saying, now we gotta start eating bananas and
hot dogs sideways. That's it. Yeah, I think.

Speaker 5 (30:09):
Like of items that are really weird to see people eat.
Lollipops and popsicles always are a little too much for me.

Speaker 2 (30:17):
Yeah, the popsicle especially right.

Speaker 1 (30:22):
Right, real bomb. So don't suck on it, man, you
just bite it. But you who bites a popsicle? You savage?
I do? Oh good? Yeah, I can't look very I'm
not worried about all that. I just don't. It's just
easier that way. You take a bite, you chomp on it,
You're good to go. We have this talk about ice
cream the other day too, and your teeth. Fine.

Speaker 5 (30:46):
People make fun of me because I will eat pizza
with a knife and fork and it bothers people, which
I think is great. I'm so happy that how I
eat ruins your day, right, it's a wild thing to
get bent out of shape about. But just pick it
up and eat it with your hands, eh, I'm I
just don't depends on if I've washed my hands. Like,
there's all these X factors. I don't have to eat

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and go fucked. And the cheese pulls off of my face.
I feel like I got a pretty good system for me.

Speaker 2 (31:12):
It depends on the pizza. If it's a deep dish,
I'm gonna eat it with a fork and knife. If
it's thin cross Are.

Speaker 5 (31:20):
You talking about that garbage Chicago Tenne?

Speaker 2 (31:22):
Yeah, yeah, I'm not a huge fan. But if that's
what everyone's ordering, then okay.

Speaker 1 (31:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (31:28):
If I'm with a group of people and they order Chicago,
I'm like, ooh, do you do personals? I'm not eating
the soup right, and I'd like to eat before you clothes.
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Speaker 5 (31:52):
Right as we went to break, Lindsey said something to
me that kind of put me on my heels.

Speaker 2 (31:58):
Go ahead, who doesn't already eat their hot dog sideways?
So you don't hold this?

Speaker 5 (32:04):
Just hold on, let that hang Yeah, gimp, huh Okay.
It's just I'm weird. I get it, and and for me,
what I think is normal is probably not normal. But
when she said eat the hot dog sideways, I was like,
who eats a hot dog like a flute.

Speaker 1 (32:21):
Like, start to get one in and I like a
like a like an ear of corn. Maybe I mean
ear corn you eat right in them? Okay, sure, some
people start like a typewriter, one in and in at
the other end.

Speaker 5 (32:31):
Corn dog. Sometimes people eat a corn dog on the side.

Speaker 1 (32:34):
Okay, yeah, I can see that.

Speaker 2 (32:35):
Two Well, I mean you hold it out in front
of you, right.

Speaker 1 (32:38):
So you're sideways, yeah, like a flute.

Speaker 2 (32:41):
Yes, so you don't lose your toppings?

Speaker 5 (32:44):
What by hold on? By holding it sideways? How does
that keep the toppings more in place rather than going.

Speaker 2 (32:50):
Straight in or okay, or straight in whatever, I'm not whatever,
that's different. I'm saying you're not holding your hot dog
up like a like a popsicle or a banana.

Speaker 1 (33:01):
Of course you are. Yeah, you're not holding a vertical.
You still have to hold it horizontal. But when you
say eat his sideways, it makes me think of corn
or a flute. Yeah, I mean I was thinking sideways
more like.

Speaker 5 (33:18):
A corn on the cob or well, And when she
said it to me, she made a hand gesture like
a flute, like from the side, like she's you know,
a moose and a cartoon eating something.

Speaker 1 (33:29):
Now you do at least I do. Anyway. Sometimes we'll
turn my head like cock it a little bit, you know,
the same way with eating tacos. Sure you know what
I mean. It kind of keeps everything in place.

Speaker 5 (33:41):
I don't, okay, Like because if you if you have
a taco, crappy taco, soft, taco, whatever, and then you
turn to sideways, well there goes all your lettuce, tomatoes
and all the other good stuff. Yeah, but that's because
the taco is elongated and you're trying to get your
mouth open in that right, right, you're trying to match
your mouth.

Speaker 1 (33:59):
But a hot dog not that does not work that way.
It was made for each other, your mouth and the
hot dogs.

Speaker 5 (34:04):
So just so we're clear, you're not saying sideways like
a flute, even though that was what your hand gesture was, right, No,
thinking you're holding it sideways again like a flute.

Speaker 2 (34:17):
Yeah, I guess that is how I.

Speaker 5 (34:20):
So pretend that that item is your hot dog. Show
me how you eat it. Okay, So what you're not
holding it sideways. You're holding it sideways like you're posing
in a photo. And then the moment you get into
your mouth, you immediately go perpendicular to.

Speaker 1 (34:37):
Your mouth right and cock your head a little bit.

Speaker 2 (34:40):
Yeah, definitely cock in the head.

Speaker 5 (34:42):
Yeah that's how normal people. Yeah, that's the normal way.
But the sideways thing threw me off.

Speaker 1 (34:49):
Was like, what how do you get into? What do
you dag would eat the sub sandwich? How big a
hot dog you got? Yeah? That was okay.

Speaker 5 (34:58):
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Speaker 5 (35:46):
So I was traveling this weekend and it was kind
of chaotic, and people are very weird when they travel.
Sometimes they can be quite rude. Overall, everything was fine,
besides you know, the standard block the carousel to get
the goods as it comes off, and people standing up
the moment the plane comes to a stop and still waiting.

Speaker 1 (36:04):
Normal stuff that flying.

Speaker 5 (36:05):
But then sent me down a rabbit hole of people
that are banned from flying in America that aren't terrorists.
Oh that there apparently are at least four people, and
I'm going to tell you their stories on why they
are banned, because it's incredibly fascinating. We can talk about
whether they should or shouldn't, and maybe before we start,
we should just remind that this there's no rights to flying.

Speaker 1 (36:27):
Right, it's a privilege.

Speaker 5 (36:28):
It's a privilege, and their businesses and the customer they
have a right to refuse service to anyone. And so
it's pretty interesting. Well, this mom she was, she says
she's a stay at home mom, mild manner, no history
of getting in trouble with the law, and she was
going to visit colleges with her daughter, and they were

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in New Orleans and a gate agent stopped her and said, hey,
your roller border you luggage is too large and.

Speaker 1 (37:02):
It's gonna need to be checked.

Speaker 5 (37:05):
Not an uncommon thing that happens i'm flight, especially if
they are, you know, booked a capacity. They may single
out certain pieces of luggage and go. You need to
check that because there's just not enough room. People bored
faster all that good stuff, she says.

Speaker 1 (37:19):
Quote.

Speaker 5 (37:19):
I admit I was aggravated, but I soon gave up
and I pushed my bag toward the agent. It rolled
away from me, bumped into the agent. She yelled out
like it was painful, then walked away. I apologized profusely
to everyone still standing there. Then I got on the
plane and sat down a few minutes later, security showed

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up and pulled her off the plane, asked her to
grab her stuff in deep plane.

Speaker 1 (37:45):
Quote. I was shocked.

Speaker 5 (37:46):
They told me that the United agent said I ran
over her foot on purpose. That wasn't true. I didn't
intentionally touch her. I would never do that. Turns out
she had just returned from medical leave after a foot surgery.
The Bump called a great deal of plane of pain,
with security still escorting her off. She attempted to explain

(38:10):
the situation, continued to apologize, but it was no use.
A supervisor and the airport police then showed up and
said she wouldn't be reboarding the flight. She was mortified.
She booked a flight on another airline for later that day.
I figured the agent was just having a bad day
and that would be the end of it. She was
about to find out how bad it was. They told

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her she was banned from flying until her case went
to before the which is a thing.

Speaker 1 (38:37):
Passenger Incident Review.

Speaker 5 (38:39):
Committee indicating United considered the situation quite serious and that
her rendition redition her version of what happened wasn't in
line with the airlines uh Our review of the reported
incident revealed that you exhibited disruptive behavior in the gate
area when you intentionally kicked your luggage towards one of

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our employees, making unwanted physical contact with them. Based on
the severity of the incident, we believe that your presence
on board future flights creates a threat ton and safety
to the safety of our employees and passengers. Consequently, we're
permanently banning you from travel on United and United Partners.

Speaker 1 (39:18):
Wow, if you attempt to.

Speaker 5 (39:20):
Board one of our aircraft, we will take appropriate measures
to prevent your carriage. We do take We do not
take this regrettable action lightly. She thought that this guy
was going to be able to help her, that wrote
this article, and she feels like, which is you're gonna
hear a theme where they all say the same thing.

(39:42):
I'm a good person of the always if the thing
with that phrase is you're going over all the times
you weren't, And even if every time you've been an angel,
you may have been a good person, but then you

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weren't suddenly right.

Speaker 1 (40:03):
Yeah, in this particular case, you were not.

Speaker 5 (40:06):
I've never been in trouble is a thing people say
a lot when they get in trouble. That doesn't mean
you may have not before, but you are now now
overall I'm sure her recounted. She gently pushed it. Yeah,
if you were mad and you got aggravated and you
raised your voice, I doubt you suddenly had a clarity

(40:28):
of what happened and was like, let me just guide
this to you.

Speaker 1 (40:32):
Right, But this they say that the security agent just
had foot surgery or whatever, and that's what her her
toe and caused her to you know, scream in pain
and walk away.

Speaker 2 (40:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (40:47):
No, that's what the lady who is banned said happened.

Speaker 1 (40:50):
Okay, I thought that's what the security guard hast said.
Oh we just had surgery or whatever. But why are
you standing and working if you just had foot surgery?
As Mike wise, you know, I understand you gotta get
back to work and do it, but you'd think, you know,
like duty work, Let's sit down instead of having to
stand for this job because I just had foot surgery
and I want to.

Speaker 5 (41:09):
Be on my I don't know if she was standing.
I don't know if she was standing, right. Yeah, and
again either way, this lady was raising a hissy fit
because she had a check her luggage.

Speaker 1 (41:17):
M So she's banned from United flights and all their partners. Okay,
that was my next question, Like she could probably take
other flights elsewhere. But I wonder if they, like all
the airlines get together and have a meeting and I'll
put together list and like do not let these people on.
Of course, the first ten people are terrorists, you know,
and then anybody after that as people who you know,

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push their luggage too hard or end up duct taped
to one of their chairs.

Speaker 5 (41:42):
Right, here's another one. This one's also great. This guy
is an executive platinum member of this airline and he
wasn't cleared to bord his stand by flight. So he
was like, I'll go to lounge and wait for you
to call my name. Common thing. M He was like, oh,
drink and on wine. Why I'm waiting for the flight. Yeah,

(42:03):
I think you know where this is going. His flight
became delayed. The hour stretched on, he lost track of
the number of drinks he was consuming and the time
before long he was drunk inrritable. He lost his temper
when he went to the gate and heard that the
flight had been canceled. Quote, by the way, he's not
a passenger on the flight, he's on standby, sure, so

(42:25):
he has really no complaints. I just got mad and
started yelling at them, and then the cops grabbed me
from behind and arrested me. I made no threats to anyone.
My behavior was the result of being up all night
with no food in me, and then the alcohol. He
was arrested for public intoxication and removed from the airport.
He later received a letter from American Airlines corporate security,

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which apparently is a thing, announcing his permanent placement on
the Airlines no fly list, and he was also banned
from any code shared flights operated by American.

Speaker 1 (42:59):
Quote.

Speaker 5 (43:00):
I've never had a problem before in my life. No
played this card. I'm a veteran. This is where I'd
like to remind everybody. So is Timothy McVeigh and an
upstanding citizen until you aren't. I would be happy to
agree to never drink again at the airport or on
a flight if American Airlines would lift the ban.

Speaker 1 (43:23):
Well that's a nice little compromise he's willing to make.

Speaker 5 (43:26):
What are you twelve? This sounds like something my kid
would be, like I promised never to play with a
lego again.

Speaker 2 (43:31):
Really, so to see fly constantly for his job?

Speaker 5 (43:38):
Glad you asked that he works for the Defense Department
on a contract basis, Oh my goodness, and needs to
fly for his job, then maybe some better decisions, right, Yeah,
just saying. But when you go with the I'm a
good person, oh I'm a veteran, like, then how did

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you not conduct yourself appropriate? If you are all those things?
What are you doing being up all night and consuming
a bunch of alcohol because you make good decisions, that's
what you're trying to say.

Speaker 1 (44:08):
Well, yeah, that sounded like a good decision at the time.

Speaker 5 (44:12):
And again you threw a temper tantrum and acted a
fool and you got banned forever.

Speaker 2 (44:22):
Can't be perfect all the time.

Speaker 5 (44:24):
Listen, people have bad days one hundred percent. But there's
no way that he was like, I'm real upset, I'm
really bothered by this. I can only imagine he was
like for the police to show up and him not
know and they grab him on the shoulder, tells me

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he was in a blind rage, A drunken blind rage.
Oh yeah, feels excessive for a flight you weren't even on.

Speaker 1 (44:55):
Right because he's flying stand by.

Speaker 5 (44:56):
He's flying stand by. Another one, this one I have
some sympathy for. She had booked her vacation for her
wedding honeymoon in Barbados. Fourteen thousand dollars. She paid for
this flight and vacation package. And this was in twenty twenty.

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Big event happened in twenty twenty. I don't know if
you all remember it. They shut everything down, yep. And
so they canceled it, and then the resort shut down,
and so when the resort opened back up three years later,
they booked it again. She now was dealing with a
specialist within the airline industry, and they booked her stuff.

(45:47):
She was confirming everything. They booked the wrong coated room
for her. She contacted them, say that's not what I
paid for.

Speaker 1 (45:55):
I was supposed to get.

Speaker 5 (45:56):
This type of room. Oh well, now it's cancel. That's
all not available. We have to cancel all this again
and rebook it for later. She then decided to give
her best impression of the drunk man I mentioned earlier.
Boy lost her s said she was going to sue
the company, hung up on them.

Speaker 1 (46:17):
Sounds like what almost anybody would do.

Speaker 2 (46:20):
Uh no, I would be like, well, why don't you
just refund my money?

Speaker 5 (46:24):
Which they which They were like, we're going to rebook you.
We're going to figure this out. Yeah, they didn't tell
her too bad. So sad, right, But it was the
fifth time had been canceled. That is frustrated, is what
can be is saying, And it's understandable to be frustrated,
but to scream and yell at somebody who has nothing
to do with it, Oh yeah, and then hang up
with them, but your last words being I'm going to

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sue you.

Speaker 1 (46:46):
Yeah. Those people are just trying to do their job.
That's all that there is to it.

Speaker 5 (46:50):
And so then she gets a call from an executive
within the company. She's thinking, great, finally going to get
somebody who gets that done full disclosure. Executives can't get
things done right, They will assign it to someone else,
just saying and they are calling to inform her that
she will be refunded all of her money and they

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no longer want to be doing business with her now
or in the.

Speaker 1 (47:15):
Future, because, she says, she wanted to say.

Speaker 5 (47:17):
Because she lost her mind and berated their employees and
that it didn't happen just once, right, And she went
with the classic line person I'm a good person, trying
to paint it like the like it's them being nefarious.

(47:37):
Maybe they are, but it's still They're a business. They
can do whatever they want. They don't have to serve
you just because you act like a Karen or what's
the mail version, Kyle A Kyle doesn't mean that you
get what you want. And the guy who wrote this
article it says, listen and all the times that I
have been dealing with airlines and writing articles about the

(47:59):
airline industry. Not once has arguing with an agent gotten
you what you needed.

Speaker 1 (48:05):
Right, It actually makes things worse, you.

Speaker 5 (48:07):
Think, Not once, as I have I heard a story
of an agent being argued with about their luggage being
not checked and they went, Okay, you're right, or being
yelled at about a plane being canceled and going, you're right,
we will uncancel the plane.

Speaker 1 (48:22):
Right.

Speaker 5 (48:23):
It's never worked. And the part with the executive guy
that didn't make sense is you're an executive member. You
would have been able to be like, hey, I'm an
executive and they probably would have put you in a
hotel and done all these things for you.

Speaker 2 (48:34):
Yeah, exactly right.

Speaker 1 (48:34):
But you show your ass and look at where you're
at now, you show your ass.

Speaker 2 (48:38):
Yeah. I think the one that I would have the
most issue with was the last story because she already
paid the fourteen grand. That's a lot of money to
be out of.

Speaker 5 (48:50):
Well, she's not out of it. You book a flight,
you they usually take the money right then, so you
give your money over immediately m hm. So while you're
waiting for it to be booked and it gets booked
over and over and can't like, that's just part of
the game, the shuffle game. She just caught it, got
caught in a weird scenario. I think at any time
she could have asked for her money to get back,

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but there was no one available.

Speaker 1 (49:13):
I mean, she's probably determined to have this wedding vacation,
this honeymoon vacation. And I get that. It's fourteen thousand dollars.
You've been looking forward to it. It's probably a very nice,
luxurious hotel. You know you're spending fourteen thousand dollars, and
so I get it.

Speaker 5 (49:30):
Sure, come on, not even I actually was thinking more
of the emotional expense you had, just trying to decide
where to go.

Speaker 1 (49:39):
Right, So I.

Speaker 5 (49:40):
Agree with everything you're saying. I have empathy for her,
but it probably sometimes I think when it takes. I
have a rule of three. If I get crossed three
times with like a business, I'm like, okay, well, why
would I go back to this situation. It's not working.

(50:01):
I'll find someone. There are other people that do what
you do. You don't want my business, that's totally your fine,
your choice, Okay, right now, Again, she was in a
really unique we were in a unique societal situation with
COVID and cancelations and getting back and all that stuff,
so like nobody was being normal, right, So for her

(50:24):
to get banned, I feel like, of all of them
that there's one more.

Speaker 1 (50:27):
I'm going to tell you that is crystal clear. That
why she spanned.

Speaker 5 (50:30):
But that's the one that feels the most like, Okay,
maybe they should reconsider right. It feels like plus Bridezilla
all those things. It feels like a little bit more like, Okay,
everybody back in your corners. The last one, this self
described influencer, showed up at the airport with a letter

(50:52):
or an email saying that the airline had offered her
a free business class upgrade from Hongong to New York.
She shows up at the airport with it, hands it
to them. They're like, because you're handing me paper in
an electronic world.

Speaker 1 (51:13):
Right, Okay, hold on.

Speaker 5 (51:15):
They go away. Thirty minutes they come back. They're like, hey,
we're going to keep a copy of this. We will
put you on the flight, but we can't upgrade you.
She gets on the flight, tries to fly back home,
uses the same thing. They take it. Supervisor comes at
back and says, hey, here's the thing. We know this

(51:38):
isn't real, and now this is fraud for the second time.
So not only are you not getting on this flight,
you're never flying with us again. Yeah, and she's and
our partner Airlines. And she then tries to get this
guy to help her, and he says, great, if you're

(51:59):
saying and it didn't come, you didn't steal this, or
you make this up because you're defrauding them of services,
then provide the email with the data in it that
shows it came from them, right, or their marketing company
or whoever never provided the email.

Speaker 1 (52:18):
You can't do that.

Speaker 5 (52:20):
No, you defrauding them of like services. Yeah, that's very shady.
That feels completely different than the other ones that we
just talked about. It's quite clear you were not on
the up and up. She also didn't use the line
I'm a good person, but I didn't know people, regular people,
non terrorists get banned from flying.

Speaker 1 (52:44):
Yeah. I guess if you're going to be an asshole,
that makes sense, then we don't want you here.

Speaker 5 (52:49):
I liked the idea of an asshole black book, right,
a banned book, right, Like, hey, yeah, sorry. With facial recognition,
it probably becomes easier.

Speaker 1 (53:00):
Probably and I'm surprised. I'm wondering if if there is
an actual list, so if like these people try to
book with them again the red flag, it's like, oh, hey,
says here that you're banned from United Airlines and all
partner airlines. Sorry, we can't help you.

Speaker 5 (53:14):
Used to be a thing with casinos, right, like you're
banned from all the casinos or whatever. That was impossible
to enforce, or it was just it was.

Speaker 1 (53:23):
Just a thing.

Speaker 5 (53:23):
Right, We're going to ban you from all walmarts or whatever.
It's just an impossible thing to enforce across the board
until now, right, because they have camera technology that can
alert security and say this person's a person on grata, right,
they're not supposed to be here, So now it's a
little bit easier. There have been reporters that have been

(53:45):
banned from Madison Square Garden because of getting cross with
the owner on separate incidents and not allowed to go
to shows or basketball games or events being held in
the garden because he's petty af because his FeelA has
got hooked.

Speaker 1 (54:01):
So basically, what I'm hearing you say, KORbin, and it's
just to be a decent human being. You shouldn't have
anything to worry about.

Speaker 5 (54:06):
Well, I don't think we have anything to worry about anyway,
because everybody's already all good people.

Speaker 1 (54:11):
Uh huh, I'm a good person. Well, then live up
to it, goddamn it.

Speaker 5 (54:15):
Right, that's the test, right, only when you're you can
be a good person when there's no adversity. Right, when
there's adversity, how are you acting?

Speaker 1 (54:25):
Exactly? All right?

Speaker 5 (54:26):
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Speaker 1 (55:07):
Is well You and I are time with seven and
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Speaker 5 (55:13):
Last week's winner that would be me so Corbyn and
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right winning those tickets to Rock the River Music Festival
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What is your name?

Speaker 1 (55:36):
Cool?

Speaker 5 (55:37):
Good morning you're on the air. What is your name?

Speaker 1 (55:40):
My name is Brian, Brian. Who would you like to
give clues? Lindsay or Corbyn? Let's go with Lindsay Brian.

Speaker 5 (55:47):
Sixty seconds are on the clock. Timer starts after the
first clue.

Speaker 1 (55:51):
Are you ready? Yeah? Go ahead, I'm ready. Here we go,
all right, Brian.

Speaker 2 (55:57):
This American Idol winner now has her own talk show.
And the song no. Song title is the opposite of Weaker, Stronger, Yes,
take this Love, take it down, climb the mountain and

(56:18):
not turned around and a soul my reflection Okay, uh,
Lindsey Buckingham No, Stevie Nicks, Stevie ny All in this
band Okay? Fleetwood Mac Yes, and the song one of

(56:45):
the most popular songs the Dixie Chicks actually did a
rendition of this song.

Speaker 1 (56:52):
On the Fleetwood Max songs. That's the title.

Speaker 2 (57:00):
You have to show me the title.

Speaker 1 (57:02):
The question is the question.

Speaker 2 (57:03):
This blank time, Bro, You don't know any.

Speaker 5 (57:08):
Fleetwood Mac songs?

Speaker 1 (57:09):
Really not really, I guess not.

Speaker 5 (57:12):
How old are you?

Speaker 1 (57:15):
Forty? Wow?

Speaker 5 (57:17):
While right on, man, listen, don't be discouraged though. One
could get you to win. Okay, it's happened before. Hang
on the line, we'll see. Good morning, you're on the air.

Speaker 1 (57:28):
What is your name, Daniel? Daniel? How are you today?
All right, I'm good man.

Speaker 5 (57:35):
We've got to get more than one. Are you ready?

Speaker 1 (57:39):
Yes, sir, here we go.

Speaker 5 (57:43):
This girl was a dancer, she was a Laker girl
for a while, and she's been on American Idol and
she has a video from the eighties and she there's
a cat in the video and anim made a cat
in the video.

Speaker 1 (58:02):
So yes, uh god, that's a matter of fact.

Speaker 2 (58:12):
I'm trying to I'm trying to think.

Speaker 1 (58:15):
I can't remember the name of it though. The opposite
of down uh well no not word up? Uh uh
you're not getting happy, no, shut up?

Speaker 5 (58:35):
Here it is yes.

Speaker 7 (58:37):
Uh.

Speaker 5 (58:38):
This is a modern band with a lead singer that
not a lot of people like. I think they're pretty great.
The lead singer likes to take a shirt off and
he's ripped. Yeah, this is a tough one. I don't
know anything about the but the chorus of this song, uh,
there's a symbol for when something after for nuclear weapons,

(59:00):
and you would geiger counter, you would use to Yeah,
but that's not it, man, we have a tie. Nobody wins.
I'm so sorry, man. Yeah, that's all right man. After
the Yeah, that always happens. The stress has come down,

(59:21):
adrenaline dump, no worries. Dude, you're good contestant, Duane. You'll
have a good day.

Speaker 1 (59:25):
Man.

Speaker 5 (59:29):
I'm sorry, Brian. It was a tie, so nobody wins,
but you do have an assignment. Please go listen to
some Fleetwood Mac.

Speaker 4 (59:36):
I will do that, thank you.

Speaker 5 (59:37):
Specifically Landslides. All right, buddy, have a good day man.
Uh yeah, the one that lindsay. Uh. I couldn't get
the Smashing Pumpkins. A ton of bands have done recovers
of this song. You gave great clues with If you're
after a fire and the ground is decimated and there's

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a rain and it creates a mud version of this
right right, and at the park there's that metal thing
that burns your ass in the summer because it's so
hot right now. They're all plastic and you shock everything. Yeah,
get out of it in your hairs sticking straight up.
That would be Fleetwood Mac and Landslide.

Speaker 2 (01:00:19):
Yeah, he got.

Speaker 5 (01:00:22):
I don't know any lyrics to that song. I like
the song, and I don't have any lyrics to it.

Speaker 2 (01:00:28):
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I don't know. You're listening to us on your heart
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In school, they say don't be sexually salted until you're older.

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Yeah, don't be sexually sat till you're older. Okay, salted?
Does it really? Does it?

Speaker 5 (01:01:02):
Radio raped?

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Radio raped? What we do every Yeah? All right? The
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we do listener emails. This is a chance for you
guys to get advice about things that are going on
in your life, and it's a chance for you to
give advice on things that are going on in people's lives.
You send us an email show at kmode dot com.
We read it on the air that says, I've been
married eleven years. We haven't had sex in nearly four
It didn't stop all at once, just faded. Fewer touches

(01:05:20):
for your kisses. Now we sleep in separate rooms, and honestly,
I don't think he minds. I've asked about it. He
says he's tired, says he's not that sexual anymore. But
I remember how it used to be. I missfeeling wanted.
I miss intimacy, not just sex, but closeness. Lately I've
started feeling resentful, not angry, just alone, like I could
disappear and he wouldn't notice. Is this just what marriage becomes?

(01:05:43):
Am I wrong for wanting more? Is there any way
back from this?

Speaker 1 (01:05:46):
Uh?

Speaker 5 (01:05:49):
What could I do? What would you do? I need honesty,
not sugarcoating. Listen to email from someone who has zero
intimacy in their marriage of eleven years.

Speaker 2 (01:06:03):
Eleven years only, which is not not ver long. No,
I don't think so either.

Speaker 1 (01:06:08):
And they haven't done it in four years, so half
the time that they've been together just about they ain't
doing it. It seems bizarre.

Speaker 5 (01:06:17):
Yeah, I feel like you can relate to that. Remember
times of dry patches. I guess intimacy is a sneaky
bitch to go for.

Speaker 1 (01:06:31):
It's one thing to go a week or two, maybe
even a month, but four years, four years not touching
in you know, your partner at all, whatsoever. That is
what I find is bizarre. I get the dry patches.
I get a week, two weeks, three weeks, you know,
a month maybe even, but four years and no effort

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on anybody's part, right, not hers, not his pins? Right?

Speaker 5 (01:07:01):
Who's defining effort? What's effort at this point? Anything a
kiss on the cheek, some kind of effort.

Speaker 1 (01:07:10):
I know.

Speaker 5 (01:07:11):
What I'm saying is is he may like, maybe, let's
just say he brings home flowers. I'm not saying this
is great effort, but he'd be like, bring home flowers,
and she just goes thanks because she's so cold about
the disconnect that they have.

Speaker 1 (01:07:23):
And then he's like, why am I even trying? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:07:26):
Sense right, So effort is can be This is what
I'm talking about, like being sneaky, or she decides she's.

Speaker 1 (01:07:33):
Gonna put on cute panties.

Speaker 5 (01:07:36):
But he falls asleep because he's had a hard day
at work, or he's not feeling well and never sees them.

Speaker 1 (01:07:41):
Right, you gotta take the pants off to see the panties.

Speaker 2 (01:07:43):
But it's true.

Speaker 5 (01:07:44):
But if you're like trying to get to that, like
you think you're gonna do that, right, It's kind of
like the idea of in the movies when they show
somebody showering and then they come back out and the
person's asleep, and you're like, oh, man, that's counts that
person tried when the other person didn't do anything.

Speaker 1 (01:08:03):
Wrong, But did they try hard enough to walk out
of the bathroom and just notice that they're sleeping and
throw your hands up and say, well, there goes that idea.
There was no hey, you know, maybe a like hey,
what's going on? Hey you are you out out? Or
are you just kind of laying there out you know
what I mean? Or maybe try to you're just saying

(01:08:26):
essentially yeah, you know, I don't know, dude. If you
walk straight out, you see that their eyes are closed
on the bed, and you think that they're instantly out
and you just throw your hands up and give up.
You're like I.

Speaker 5 (01:08:37):
You and I are just built differently. Because if I
see my partner asleep, I'm not waking them up because
I want something, Okay, right, I look at it like
they have a life too, They're doing their thing. I
shouldn't just assume they're not sleeping. I'm just gonna if
they must be tired, and I care for this individual,
so I'm just gonna let them sleep.

Speaker 1 (01:08:56):
Yeah, but I think we've all been there before with
both partners, you know, male and female. Whatever, it's like,
they will go ahead if you put in just the
tiniest bit of effort at that point, they will fall
through with it. They will. They will end up waking up,
and they'll end up going through with it because why
it only takes a couple of minutes, and then you

(01:09:17):
can go right back to sleep to where you were.

Speaker 5 (01:09:19):
Right, But you're still gleaming over the idea that maybe
if you have empathy for your partner, you go they
must be tired. I'm not gonna put my needs ahead
of theirs, okay, or.

Speaker 2 (01:09:31):
Some people really enjoy being woken up in the middle
of the night for it. I'm one of those people. Sure,
but but I but I see that the other people.

Speaker 5 (01:09:42):
See people say that, I'm also that person until it's happening. Sure,
and then you're like, what's happening.

Speaker 1 (01:09:48):
Like, that's what's happening, right?

Speaker 5 (01:09:51):
No, no, no, you're saying no, no, no, you're saying I
enjoy that, but you enjoy it in the manner of
which you are daydreaming about it. That doesn't mean your
partner is going to do it that way, right. They
may be like, babe, babe, you want to do it? Yeah,
is that what you're thinking? No, God, nos, okay, but
that's what I'm saying that, Like, you have the fantasy

(01:10:12):
the way it is in your head, which is great,
but that doesn't mean that's what your partner.

Speaker 1 (01:10:15):
Is going to do.

Speaker 5 (01:10:16):
Yeah, but the idea of like no intimacy for that
long is a extremely long time.

Speaker 2 (01:10:23):
Yeah, So a dry spell just went and just kept
going and then it just became the norm for four years.
And how long have they been sleeping in separate rooms?

Speaker 1 (01:10:35):
Right, that's another question.

Speaker 5 (01:10:37):
I think a lot of people do this. I think
a lot of people sleep in separate rooms for.

Speaker 1 (01:10:41):
A flurry of different reasons.

Speaker 5 (01:10:43):
Snoring, time, schedules, yes, sickness party, I don't know, yeah, yeah, better.

Speaker 2 (01:10:49):
Be right right? And I wonder if they are.

Speaker 5 (01:10:55):
An older couple or what do you mean older?

Speaker 2 (01:10:59):
Well, I mean if they married later in life. I mean,
because they've only been married eleven years. Sure, so I mean,
is it a testasterone thing? You know what I mean? Like,
typically if you're married at twenty, I would feel that,
you know, by the time they're thirty, intimacy wouldn't be

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necessarily an issue.

Speaker 5 (01:11:23):
I don't think. I don't think age is the factor.
I think the question that we don't know the answer
to is kids.

Speaker 1 (01:11:30):
Hmmm, okay, what do you mean my lamp.

Speaker 5 (01:11:33):
Kids take up a lot of time.

Speaker 1 (01:11:34):
Yeah, that's true. But even we've all had kids, all
of us has had kids and in different stages of all.

Speaker 5 (01:11:41):
And I've raised them all completely different. Absolutely, But the time,
I don't understand this with you, Like everybody's different, everybody's different.
So but just because we've all had kids doesn't mean
the amount of time we had to give up for
our kids is the same.

Speaker 1 (01:11:55):
No, I get what you're saying. What I am trying
to say, good sir, is that we have all raised
kids and we've all figured out a way to make
those intimate times happen, whether it's after the kids go
to bed, or maybe if the kids are at soccer
practice or something. You know, everybody, and I feel most
parents in that situation who have young kids, they figure

(01:12:19):
it out. They figure out a time to put some
time aside for themselves. You know, kids are involved with whatever.
Well I'm involved. That sounds weird when you say it
out loud, like, let me you know what I mean, Sure,
you figure it out. You know, kids are in bed,
let's hurry up and do that. Or the kids are
at my mom's house, right, you know, or the kids

(01:12:39):
are down the street playing with their friends. Let's hurry
up and knock one out while we have this chance.
I think all of us, everybody, everybody listening, has done
that at some point in time, raising their children. Right.

Speaker 5 (01:12:53):
I'm just saying that maybe your kid's special needs, that
maybe you're like, oh, they're at soccer practice and then
you know, had some eel for the first time. Yeah,
Like I'm just saying, like, it just never it's possible,
it just never works out, and then contempt shows up. Right,
reasonable answer altogether, Now, talk to your partner. It's rare

(01:13:15):
for problems to just solve themselves nuclear answer deliberately, get
caught taking care of yourself, looking straight in the eye,
and say what I feel like. In the email, it
said that they she tried to talk to him. I've
asked about it. He says he's tired, says he's not
that sexual anymore. So she does check the box, at

(01:13:37):
least from what they're telling us that they've talked about it.

Speaker 1 (01:13:40):
She's trying to communicate a little bit about it.

Speaker 5 (01:13:44):
My mind is blown. Married sixteen years. If we don't
have sex two to three times a week, something's wrong.
This may be an attraction issue. Only way I can
see not wanting to have sex with my partner two
three times.

Speaker 1 (01:13:57):
Good on you.

Speaker 5 (01:13:58):
Something about her that he was attracted to has changed.
Could be looks most likely her personality. I thought I
knew my wife until we had a kid. Her personality
did a complete one to eighty. Ooh, you mean you're
not umero numero. You're not the number one person, right,
that's what you don't like. Those three answers are all

(01:14:22):
completely different. Yeah, there is no symbol like correlation with
how it should be treated. One person saying, well, you
should have sex two to three times. I don't know
if that's true. Different strokes, different folks, right, some people
are good for once a week.

Speaker 1 (01:14:40):
Yeah, it sounds like this guy's drive is completely depleted
though to me, and I find that odd for a
guy to just I'm not that sexual anymore, because guys
are horning all the time.

Speaker 2 (01:14:51):
Unless he's getting it from somewhere else.

Speaker 5 (01:14:53):
That's a true statement, right, or there's I love the
idea that all men are the same and that there's
just this inert object to spread your seat. But like, also,
maybe he's an anomaly, Maybe he's sick, Maybe he's he's
got some other problem, and he doesn't want to be
a burden on his family, and he's putting his head

(01:15:13):
down and making math as a science teacher to create
a salt. Make sure there's money for you. See what
I'm saying, listener email. Maybe he's gay and he couldn't
hide it anymore. Sure, maybe, sure, I'd think further to
be the cheating or the gay, there has to be
another factor.

Speaker 1 (01:15:33):
Yeah, that well, if he's.

Speaker 5 (01:15:35):
Working and then coming home at the time you expect
him to be home, right, and then goes back to
work and then comes home. Then the probability of that lessons.
But if he goes to work, stays out afterwards, comes home,
then goes on Saturdays and does stuff and lots of
hundred trips with the boys, then like, right, there's got

(01:15:56):
to be another thing.

Speaker 1 (01:15:57):
I think in there, I hear what you're saying, and
I totally understand it. But that's just what she knows.
She knows he goes to work and then comes home.
At the same time. She don't know what he's doing
between eight and ten, you know, ior eight and five,
eight o'clock in the morning. At five o'clock at night,
sure go on, you know, lunch break, Sure go visit

(01:16:18):
one of those little handy spots. You know what I'm
talking about, entirely possible, you know anything, or or he's
got a lunchtime sweetie that you know, I've got to
keep appearances and I don't want to get caught, So
we're just gonna have to have nooners, you know, And
that's what's just gonna have to happen.

Speaker 2 (01:16:33):
Worse, when he says to her he's just not into
sex anymore. Whatever he can do without it. I wonder
if does he masturbate, right, she should find that out.

Speaker 5 (01:16:43):
Yeah, to me, it is entirely possible for there to
be cheating, of course, sure, or to have a different
sexual orientation that you're into. I just think that to
do that on the rag, you're jeopardizing your job. If
the pattern has changed from what it was before, then
I think that would be the indicator. If he's staying

(01:17:04):
later because he took a long lunch, Okay, that makes
no sense, right, If he's going to work extra early,
or he's never worked Fridays and now suddenly he's working Fridays,
that can be a thing.

Speaker 1 (01:17:15):
He's a cheating.

Speaker 5 (01:17:16):
Whoreh Is he getting the attention he needs at work?
Getting that itch scratched at work? I mean, having an
affair at work in the office is possible. Of course,
it's a little weird to do it over the machine press.

Speaker 1 (01:17:31):
But again, it doesn't have to be at the office.
It could be somebody from the office and they go
get a hotel room somewhere at cheap little hotel, or
just banging out in the car, you know, at some park.
You know, the him and Sally from accounting or going
to lunch or whatever. Yeah, it's totally possible doesn't mean

(01:17:53):
that they're getting it in the office listener email.

Speaker 5 (01:17:55):
I've been married eleven years. We haven't had sex, and
nearly four it didn't stop all at once, just faded,
fewer touch his kisses. Now we sleep in separate rooms,
and honestly, I don't think he minds. I've asked about it.
He says he's tired, says he's not that sexual anymore.
But I remember how it used to be. I miss
feeling wanted. I miss intimacy, not just sex, but closeness.
Lately I've started feeling resentful, not angry, just alone, like

(01:18:17):
I could disappear and he wouldn't notice. Is this what
marriage becomes? Am I wrong for wanting more? Is there
any way back from this?

Speaker 2 (01:18:26):
Uh?

Speaker 5 (01:18:26):
What can I do? What would you do? I need honesty,
not sugarcoating Lindsey.

Speaker 2 (01:18:31):
Yeah, you're not wrong for wanting more, Like this text
right here. Found out my testosterone was that of a
ninety year old man at forty. Got that got the testosterone.
Now I feel like I'm twenty again, and maybe that
is something that he's going through. If he says that
sex isn't big for him anymore, I would first find

(01:18:54):
out if he is masturbating, because if he is, then
testosterone might not be his issue, and it could be
something different. Try talking to him again, and it could
be that he needs to get his testosterone fixed or
checked at least, because yeah, you you a sexless marriage

(01:19:16):
clearly isn't something you want to be a part of,
and you need to tell him that. So that needs
to be fixed because you only live once and you
want to be happy and you deserve it. So communicate
that to him, get that checked, and go from there.

Speaker 1 (01:19:35):
GIMPI sick says, rape them so to speak. So to speak, Sure,
Lindsay's right. I mean it could be testosterone, right, It
could be he's just not attracted to you. It could
be he's stressed out from work or just life in general.

(01:19:58):
That there's a left uh of reasons as to why
this guy is not wanting to get it on with
his old lady ultimately in the end, and you gotta
talk to him, and you kind of gott to force
him to talk, you know, I you know, pray, pray,

(01:20:20):
pray is really I think the only avenue that this
woman has here, because she said that she's I've tried
talking to before and he says that he's he's just
done to day, he's fine or just tired, and you know,
to me, it sounds like she asked him, here's everything,
all right, Yeah, I'm just tired, okay, and then takes

(01:20:41):
that answer and then just goes away with it. All right,
Well he says he's tired, and then he's just gotta
be tired, you know. But I feel she really you
have to talk, and I feel like she's gonna have
to pry, like really get down and get the crowbar
and pry on this son of a bitch to get
the answers out. Not the answer is that she's looking for, right,

(01:21:03):
but the real answers may I mean not comfortable talking
about what's going on, which is understandable. Not all guys
can just openly talk about their feelings or what's going
on in their head their mental health. I think a
lot of guys that are like that. And that's where
it's on the job of the woman, their partner, of

(01:21:24):
their spouse to really get down in there and pride.
And it's going to be uncomfortable, and it's not probably
gonna happen in one day. You're probably gonna have to
take a week or two at this, maybe even longer,
but you really have to get in and talk to
the guy.

Speaker 5 (01:21:39):
I have the same advice I feel like I have
on everything. If you want someone to bring you French
toast and orange juice every morning, find that person. And
if you want to have sex two to three times
a week or once a week or whatever that looks like,
and he doesn't want to do that anymore, you need
to tell him this is what I need. Can you
provide this to me? Short of him having a medical problem, pry,

(01:21:59):
I don't think it's your job to pride out of him.
Tell him what you want. It's up to him to
be an adult and handle it.

Speaker 1 (01:22:06):
Now.

Speaker 5 (01:22:07):
I'm not saying go cold turkey, work on it, talk
about it. This is what I need. Can you do this? Hey,
I've asked for you to do this. Can you do
this for me? If the answer is no, okay, I
just think when you want, why be around people that
don't lift you up, that don't make you feel good,
And then include your partner. If he's not going to

(01:22:29):
have sex to you and doesn't want to because of
whatever reason, and he doesn't want to share it and
he doesn't want to work on it because you guys
made an agreement to work on things together. That's on him.
I don't think you being a nagging bitch about it
isn't going to help. And either people want to be

(01:22:50):
a part of a marriage or they do not. Something's changed,
something's going on. He Maybe he was tired of you
telling him to pick up a socks and he's got contempt.
Maybe he's got a sore on his penis and he's embarrassed.

Speaker 1 (01:23:07):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:23:09):
Maybe something surfaced after years like a child. Maybe maybe
he's confused about his sexual I don't know. But all
you can do is go, hey, I would like someone
who brings me orange juice and French toast every morning?
Can you do that?

Speaker 6 (01:23:26):
No?

Speaker 5 (01:23:27):
Okay, then maybe we shouldn't be married anymore. That feels extreme,
but I'm serious. When you tell people what they want
and either want to do it or they don't, is
it a nine for you?

Speaker 1 (01:23:38):
Is this a ten?

Speaker 5 (01:23:40):
You need sex in your marriage and it isn't happening,
Go find it. Ain't no fault in that, uh in
this one first? Or don't or don't?

Speaker 1 (01:23:53):
All right?

Speaker 5 (01:23:53):
Work it out.

Speaker 1 (01:23:54):
It all works out in the end.

Speaker 5 (01:23:55):
Hey, listen. Keep in mind Christopher Reeve couldn't get out
of his chair and he was like, hey, I have
so whoever you want. She's like okay, and they stayed married,
just saying listen her email. This one comes from a
dude who had a birthday last week, which is good
for him, right, and his girlfriend got him a gift

(01:24:17):
that he doesn't like. It's a chunky gold thing that
looks like something my dad would wear to a wedding
in nineteen eighty seven. I'm more of a simple black
watch kind of guy, and she knows this. The thing is,
she's so excited. She couldn't stop smiling when she gave

(01:24:38):
it to me, talking about how she saved up for
months and how she thought it would look sophisticated.

Speaker 1 (01:24:44):
Question mark on me.

Speaker 5 (01:24:46):
I faked being thrilled in the moment, but now I
feel terrible every time I look at it sitting in
the box. She's already asking why I haven't worn it yet,
and I keep making excuses about quote saving it for
a special occasion. I love this girl, and I know
she meant well, but I also know I'm never going
to wear this. I don't want to tell her the

(01:25:07):
truth do I do I exchange it? Do I suck
it up and wear the thing? What would you guys do?
Listen to email from a guy who gotta watch. I'm sorry,
I got a chain and he's more of a watch guy.
She's so happy to get him a gift. So you have,

(01:25:29):
you have beauty, you have brains, you have good sex,
good gift giver? Pick one?

Speaker 1 (01:25:37):
Oh we're having to pick one or no.

Speaker 5 (01:25:38):
I'm just saying, like, you don't get all four in
a relationship and a partner. Right, So if you have
a friend and therefore you know their partner is good looking,
and they go on they give me good gifts, you
know they don't have good.

Speaker 2 (01:25:51):
Sex, right right?

Speaker 5 (01:25:53):
You only get two? Yeah, but getting bad gifts is
a hard thing to navigate.

Speaker 1 (01:26:01):
Yeah, it's the thought that Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:26:04):
It's the thought that counts.

Speaker 5 (01:26:05):
That's a mantra you tell yourself as you don't like it.

Speaker 2 (01:26:09):
I bought Kevin a watch once and he does not
wear it because he does not the only piece of
jewelry that he wears is his wedding ring. He's just
not a jewelry guy. He does not like to wear jewelry.

Speaker 1 (01:26:22):
So he doesn't wear like an Apple watch or anything
like that.

Speaker 2 (01:26:24):
No, no, And because of his aphib I would love
for him to wear an Apple watch, but he doesn't,
just so he could check his heart rate and all that.
But right, I would love that too.

Speaker 1 (01:26:43):
But just push the button if you ever need any help.

Speaker 2 (01:26:49):
Yeah, now he refuses, and it's and then it's nice
and it's lightweight everything. It's a citizen, you know. But
it was I think around three point.

Speaker 1 (01:27:03):
Fifty and he still has it.

Speaker 2 (01:27:05):
Yeah, yeah, it's in the jewelry box.

Speaker 1 (01:27:07):
So at least he still has it. Yeah, right, it's
there if he ever chooses to wear something like that
or you know, at least he hasn't sold it yet,
you know, for something that he likes.

Speaker 2 (01:27:17):
Oh, he'll probably pass it down to one of the boys.
You know.

Speaker 5 (01:27:20):
But my girls bought me a T shirt for Sunday
morning and it's for bacon and says click click on
it like you know, the tongs And they asked me
to wear it every Sunday.

Speaker 1 (01:27:32):
And it's too small and you wear it absolutely I do.

Speaker 5 (01:27:37):
Yeah, I don't want to wear it. It's not a
comfortable T shirt. I look fatter than normal.

Speaker 1 (01:27:44):
Do you wear it in public?

Speaker 5 (01:27:46):
No? No, I won't run a quick.

Speaker 1 (01:27:48):
Trip, and that I think is where the difference is, right,
because you're wearing it to appease your girls, to make
them happy.

Speaker 5 (01:27:55):
Right, Well, hold on, it's not about my The problem
is it's uncomfortable and it's super tight, like ed hardy tight.

Speaker 1 (01:28:06):
I did it, man. I put shirts onto that same
way I have my fat days or whatever, and I'm like,
this doesn't feel right. Sometimes I'll go through two three
shirts before I'm like, finally this one works.

Speaker 5 (01:28:17):
Let's read some text. She's a cheating whore. Okay, sure,
either be honest or go out looking like run DMC
another one. Grow some hair on them and tell her
how you feel about it nicely. You can't say grow
some hair and then be like nice. Then ask her
to go with you to find something you both like.

(01:28:38):
Another one. If you want to have sex with her again,
then you already know what is required. Listen her email
from a guy who had a birthday and his wife
got I'm sorry, his girlfriend got him a chain and
he says it's a chunky gold thing that looks like
something my dad would wear to a wedding in eighty seven.
I'm more of a simple black watch kind of guy.
She knows this about me. Thing is, she was so

(01:29:00):
excited talking about how she saved it up for it
for months and how she thought it would look sophisticated
on me. I think being thrilled in the moment, but
now I feel terrible and I love this girl. I
know she meant well, but I also know I'm never
gonna wear this watch. I don't want to tell her
the truth. Do I exchange it? Do I suck it

(01:29:22):
up and wear the thing? What would you guys?

Speaker 1 (01:29:24):
Do Lindsey tell her the truth?

Speaker 2 (01:29:27):
Because it feels like she, yes, she bought it for you,
but it seems like she bought it for her, Like
she thought this is gonna look good on him. She
said it was gonna look sophisticated or whatever. Thought him.
I thought he would look sophisticated in it? Well, did

(01:29:48):
he need to look sophisticated?

Speaker 1 (01:29:49):
Like?

Speaker 2 (01:29:50):
It just doesn't seem like it was for him. If
he's never worn chains or whatever. Wasn't his look. So
it feels like it it was more of for her
to dress him up, you know, almost like a little
changing him a little bit. So just be honest, like,
this isn't me So though, you. You may have meant

(01:30:12):
well and I appreciate it. I this isn't me and
I'm just I'm not gonna wear it. Sorry, So let's
take it back to the store if we can, and
either exchange it or get your money back, or let's
pawn it, get money and buy me something I will use.

Speaker 1 (01:30:36):
Gimbi, there's some really good tax coming in. Where's the
goddamn watch bro? Where it once it's changed? It's a
change chane whatever whatever it is. Where it once thick.
You go out, you know, maybe on a date night
or something. Put the chain on. Make her happy. She
got it for you, all right, Make her happy the

(01:30:57):
one time. Put the damn chain on, and you probably
won't ever have to wear it ever again. There's a
good chance, you know, she'll probably forget about it and
I don't know, a month or so something like that.
But just wear it one time. It ain't gonna hurt nobody.
The only person that's hurting is you. To be honest
with you, Oh, I don't want it. I don't. I

(01:31:17):
don't like the way it fits, it doesn't look good
around my fat neck or whatever. Dude, You're only you're
only doing it because your own self. Make your bitch happy,
all right, put the chain on. It'll be all right,
and then you can take it off, put it back
in the jewelry box or wherever you store it, and
you won't ever have to mess with it again. That's
what I would do.

Speaker 5 (01:31:37):
This is very different than the other email. This isn't
a real problem. Let me get this straight. You've been
out of shape because somebody bought you a gift and
you don't like it, You pretentious asshole. Someone bought you
a gift, saved up, thought about you for months, and
gave you something, and you're like, eh, Also, do you

(01:31:57):
really want to set the president precedent of not doing
things they don't like doing and time.

Speaker 1 (01:32:07):
Just saying suck it up? Man?

Speaker 5 (01:32:11):
Life aint that hard you are making well, it's already
a challenge. You're making it more challenging. You're in putting
problems in your relationship. You like the girl? Where the necklace?
Who cares you, idiot? It's just a necklace. You think
people are gonna walk around with your girl and they're like,
look at the happy they are.

Speaker 1 (01:32:29):
Oh god, look at his necklace. Stop it, you pretentious douchebag.
Even if it's a flavor. Flavor yeh, who cares?

Speaker 5 (01:32:42):
You're gonna hurt her feelings and cry and potentially push
her so far away you won't get any gifts.

Speaker 1 (01:32:48):
Last time I got you a gift. Still sitting in.

Speaker 5 (01:32:52):
You're creating problems. It's not a real problem. It's a necklace.
Wear it where do you sexy time date night? Wear
it in a photo, then boom, you got evidence. It's
over there, you go.

Speaker 2 (01:33:07):
You can always tuck it under a shirt when you
wear it.

Speaker 5 (01:33:09):
Yeah, but then she's been like, well we can't see you.

Speaker 1 (01:33:13):
Shut it off.

Speaker 5 (01:33:16):
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Speaker 1 (01:34:48):
You're gonna need.

Speaker 5 (01:34:50):
Bmms and whatever that is to eight two, nine, four five.

Speaker 1 (01:34:55):
Are if you'd like to call. That's completely okay. My
wife's car yesterday morning.

Speaker 5 (01:35:01):
We go on the air My wife send me a
note says her car wasn't s won't start right, and.

Speaker 1 (01:35:06):
So she I break. I call her.

Speaker 5 (01:35:10):
She tells me it won't start, and it's like, okay,
I mean, it's got one hundred and thirty thousand miles
on it. It's uh, it's seven years old. Like cars
get tired. And we stay on top of it and
scheduled to go in at the end of the month.
And I'm like, well, there's only so many things I
can tell you to do. Otherwise you're just gonna have
to work from home and we'll rent a car or

(01:35:30):
we'll figure it out.

Speaker 1 (01:35:31):
But none, I'm gonna do it right now.

Speaker 5 (01:35:34):
And so I come back in here and I think
for a minute, and I tell her a couple of
things she can do. She says, she goes to start it,
nothing happens, no clicking sound, No, she knows how to
address a battery issue, things like that. It's just she's like,
it's just not doing anything. And I had just drove
it from the airport, so I knew it worked, and

(01:35:55):
I was like, wait a minute, try my key, and
so she went started it, boom, works completely fine.

Speaker 2 (01:36:05):
Weird.

Speaker 5 (01:36:05):
So the question I have is for to tell the
truth is what's the last thing you thought was a
ten and wasn't? Because I was like, man, because the
battery on a BMW replacement is not something I can do.
It's like you a very weird location, like the backseat
has to come out or some stupid thing. So what's

(01:36:28):
the last thing you thought was a ten that wasn't mine?

Speaker 1 (01:36:32):
This car situation?

Speaker 5 (01:36:33):
And then when I get in my car goes, hey,
your keyfob isn't working, and so I had to addressed
that yesterday. But again it was the battery, not a
big deal. So what was the last thing you thought
was a ten?

Speaker 1 (01:36:46):
But wasn't?

Speaker 2 (01:36:50):
I guess the first time when after we bought the
boat and we changed the spark plugs in it and
we got it actually on the water and it starts
it up and we had it running and then all
of a sudden it died and we were like, oh,
hell no, what's wrong now? And we thought right away

(01:37:17):
the spark plug is again, well those aren't cheap. And
Kevin checked everything and he thought, oh no, this is
It's not the spark plugs. It's draining fuel. It's the
gas line. It needs to be replaced. Well, that's gonna
be probably a thousand dollars maybe, who knows. No, it

(01:37:41):
just needed to be tightened and it was fixable right
then and there.

Speaker 1 (01:37:44):
Okay, Gimbi probably gonna go with Miamasaca make because of
all the horror stories that I've heard from other people,
you know, and the stuff that you read online or whatever,
and you're like, oh, you're gonna be so many people
told me, oh man, it's gonna feel like you got
kicked in the nuts by a horse, you know what
I mean.

Speaker 5 (01:38:03):
And I didn't have none of those problems all whatsoever.
I got out that day.

Speaker 1 (01:38:08):
Even the next day, I was like, Oh, this is
where it's going to be. It's just gonna be delayed.

Speaker 5 (01:38:12):
Right the next day, I was like, this is nothing, okay,
cool and went on about my business. So glad you
did it right?

Speaker 1 (01:38:21):
Absolutely absolutely. Have you done the test sending in? I've
got to send that in today, right so I get there,
so at.

Speaker 5 (01:38:31):
Some point today you're going to masturbate. I had honestly
thought about bringing the box and the cup and everything
up here.

Speaker 1 (01:38:39):
Hey, and this has got a name doing it up
here because we've got a ups store, right, across the streets.
It's convenient. It's literally on my way home. But I
was like, uh, where would I do that? Do I
just go into the bathroom. I can't fap one out
in the bath I mean I could. What happens if
the you know, like Brady the old loop. There's only

(01:39:01):
like a few guys that work here, right what I
think come into the bathroom. Well, I'm taking care of business,
you know. I was like, Oh, maybe work isn't the
best place for this. So I gotta go home today.
After we get done with everything, I've got to tend
to a sore dog. Not the same thing, by the way,
don't get those crossed.

Speaker 5 (01:39:22):
It's a weird name. One of my danes attacked my
chihuahua yesterday, so I'm dealing with that right now. So
after I tend to my my sore little chihuahua.

Speaker 1 (01:39:32):
Then I've got to get that out of my mind.
And then I've got to take care of this business.
And then I gotta drive it up to the ups
spot over there on sixty first Garnet or whatever, and
and the lady in my box or man or whatever.
Sample here you go.

Speaker 5 (01:39:48):
I know a guy who he had to go to
the place where the place was uh huh, And because
he lived like way south of town, and so he
just drove to the place and did in the parking lot,
took it inside.

Speaker 2 (01:40:00):
It.

Speaker 1 (01:40:01):
That's as fresh is it's gonna get. I'm good on
that though. One, it's weird doing it on a motorcycle.
Everybody can see you. It's just doesn't seem either what
and why this is?

Speaker 5 (01:40:15):
Somebody emailed and what and why did you feel that way?
If it isn't obvious? Is the most uncomfortable fan listener
has ever made you feel? What's the most uncomfortable a
fan or listener has ever made you feel?

Speaker 1 (01:40:29):
Hmmm?

Speaker 2 (01:40:31):
Oh, I had a stalker situation when I lived in
Sioux Falls, and one day I received a phone call
from inside the studio. There were no windows in the studio,
and uh he called at least three or four times

(01:40:53):
a week. And then this particular day told me that
I had a beautiful blue shirt on that day and
it looked really great on me. And I was wearing
a blue shirt that day and he said, but you
should probably wear you shouldn't button it so high next time.

Speaker 1 (01:41:14):
Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (01:41:15):
Yeah, And it was a button up blouse and that
prompted my GM two and I worked until I was
working afternoons. At the time, two to seven was my airship.
So that prompted the GM to hire a police officer
to escort me to my car every night after that.

Speaker 5 (01:41:40):
Sense yeah, KIMPI.

Speaker 1 (01:41:42):
I when I when I had a house back in
the day, and it was over there in almost Koweita area,
and it was like a Saturday or a Sunday afternoon,
a mona my own business.

Speaker 5 (01:41:55):
I'm watching TV. I get a knock on the door
and I'm like, okay, that's a little weird.

Speaker 1 (01:41:59):
But so I go and I open up the door
and it's this listener that found out, you know, where
I lived and in the neighborhood I guess had some
friends and he'd go over there and visit or whatever
and see me. And I open up the door. I'm
like can I help, And he's like, wow, you really
do live here? Yeah, man, who are you? Woof and

(01:42:21):
told me his name and I totally forgot, you know,
almost as as soon as the door was shut. But nonetheless,
I was like, that's.

Speaker 5 (01:42:29):
Cool, man, appreciate you stop and buy and then just
shut with doork being out at a restaurant, or maybe
it was Walmart with my family and then a listener
taking a picture of me and my family and posting
it online but never coming to say Hi, it's a
weird yeah, creepy.

Speaker 1 (01:42:51):
Uh.

Speaker 5 (01:42:51):
What about the other side of the coin on the
car question? How much do you spend to fix a
paid off car before you finance a new vehicle? The
listeners responding with, mine is paid off, so I'll spend
five thousand dollars. First, lindsay, what is the most you'll
spend to fix a paid off car before you finance
a new car?

Speaker 2 (01:43:09):
Ooh, that is a tough question because we have a
rule like we will trade in a car before it
hits one one hundred thousand miles. Okay, so.

Speaker 5 (01:43:24):
Yeah, if it's why, what's the reasoning behind that?

Speaker 2 (01:43:28):
Because the trade in value is better if you trade
it in, and we have our one hundred thousand mile
warranty on our vehicles, so that's when we trade it
in before it hits that warranty. We like to keep
it under warranty. Now, my mom has got a vehicle
that she it is a two thousand eleven or twenty ten.

(01:43:51):
I want to say she is dumped. So her engine
was recalled and she's like, it's like new. It's still
seven or eight years old the engine. She has like
over two hundred and some thousand miles on this car, okay.
And she has put over ten grand into this car.

Speaker 1 (01:44:15):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:44:15):
She's repainted it like herself. Like there's been a little
rough spot.

Speaker 1 (01:44:20):
She repainted it, Yes, with a can of spray paint.

Speaker 2 (01:44:22):
Yes, because there's that. And she's listen, she's done a
great job. You can't see it. You can't see because
there's they use a lot of salt on the roads
up in Indiana during the snow and stuff, and you can't.
You cannot tell. She has done a great job of it.
But I'm like, Mom, would you just get a new
vehicle already?

Speaker 5 (01:44:39):
Yeah, So let's get back to the question.

Speaker 2 (01:44:43):
I would say, if I did pay it off and
it's you know, within the warranty still, I would say
probably two to three grand, okay, Kimpy Man a car
I have now paid for and it has so many problems.

Speaker 1 (01:44:59):
And I ain't saying a guy damn dying into that
car at all whatsoever. I'm gonna ride it until the
wheels fall off. Or I get something different, whichever one
happens first. So I guess ultimately the answer is zero.
That's an interesting answer because it totally makes sense for you. Yeah,

(01:45:19):
my car. Both our cars are paid off, both have a.

Speaker 5 (01:45:23):
One hundred thousand miles on it. We have no plan
to buy a new car. So depending on what it was, right,
if the engine goes out, I'm not.

Speaker 1 (01:45:34):
I'm not putting an engine in it. That makes sense.

Speaker 5 (01:45:36):
If the transmission goes out, I'm not doing that though.

Speaker 1 (01:45:38):
There's probably a good argument.

Speaker 5 (01:45:39):
On why it would be fine, because again it's paid
off ten grand or whatever, it would be still cheaper
than a new car. Right, But I know once you
get over one hundred thousand miles, just because the engine
goes out doesn't mean the trainning ain't going out next week, Right,
So I'm gonna say seven grand.

Speaker 1 (01:45:57):
There's there's again no plan. There's nothing wrong with the cars.

Speaker 5 (01:46:02):
It would be hard pressed to not put money into
it when it's paid off. Financing seven grand is way
better than financing thirty grand or forty grand or fifty grand.

Speaker 2 (01:46:16):
Uh.

Speaker 5 (01:46:17):
What is the golf?

Speaker 1 (01:46:18):
Thing?

Speaker 5 (01:46:18):
I keep on hearing is that the new patio party. No,
there is no patio party this year. That is a
golf cart giveaway and there will be times for you
to meet up to sign up to win it.

Speaker 1 (01:46:32):
Yeah, it's about right.

Speaker 5 (01:46:34):
It is a cool golf It is a cool golf cart.
Everything you want to read is on kbod dot com
about that. What is your preferred on air snack? What
is your preferred on air snack?

Speaker 1 (01:46:47):
Hmm?

Speaker 5 (01:46:48):
What is the most common thing you eat while you
are on the radio.

Speaker 2 (01:46:52):
Lindsay, Yeah, lately it's been cherries because they're in season.
But I'll always have coffee, either hot or iced, and
I always have ice water.

Speaker 1 (01:47:06):
With me, gimpie water. I really don't eat on air
or snack on air, you know, if you know, like
free food Friday comes around, of course I will eat
some of the delicious Andelini's pizza, But for the most part,
I eat before the show starts and that holds me
over until I get home for lunch. Might just drink

(01:47:27):
water at eight thirty.

Speaker 5 (01:47:31):
Uh No, at seven thirty eight o'clock, I'll have yogurt
and my electrolytes. Otherwise water and coffee. Occasionally we'll deviate
it from that once in a while, but ultimately it's yogurt.

Speaker 1 (01:47:45):
You're an electrolytes.

Speaker 2 (01:47:46):
Your electrolytes. So yesterday, did you have a blue? One? Blue?

Speaker 1 (01:47:50):
It was purple?

Speaker 2 (01:47:51):
Purple? What flavor was that?

Speaker 1 (01:47:54):
Grape? Usually purple is grape.

Speaker 2 (01:47:57):
I thought it looked more like a like a blueberry, she.

Speaker 1 (01:48:00):
Said, a minute ago.

Speaker 5 (01:48:02):
Huh, you said a minute ago, I thought was blue.

Speaker 2 (01:48:06):
Uh.

Speaker 5 (01:48:07):
Yeah, they're just electrolytes creating, yeah, collagen things that are
really important.

Speaker 2 (01:48:15):
Right.

Speaker 1 (01:48:17):
Uh.

Speaker 5 (01:48:18):
What's the strangest thing you've witnessed in real life?

Speaker 1 (01:48:22):
Lindsey?

Speaker 2 (01:48:24):
Hmmm, strangest, you know, I don't know how strange it is,
but I did. It's always bugged me. I once witnessed
there was a woman sitting in a car at quick
trip and there was a baby, I would say probably

(01:48:47):
anywhere between five and seven months old in a car seat.
And she took this baby bottle, opened it up, and
poured a can of doctor pepper inside the baby bottle
and gave it to the baby, and she just started
drinking that doctor pepper out of the baby bottle. And

(01:49:09):
I just thought, oh, that is awful.

Speaker 1 (01:49:12):
Gimpy. A man standing across the street, I have to
think about this. There's two of them, but I think
I'm gonna go with the man that was standing. I
was at Myers Deer In This is a couple of
years ago, and I think we were doing the New
Year's Blood Drive remote there and there was a man

(01:49:34):
across the street fighting, fist fighting the wind. He was
fist fighting the wind.

Speaker 2 (01:49:42):
I had the tiger in his ears.

Speaker 1 (01:49:45):
What was going on? But he was just swinging away
and there was nothing there for him to be punching,
but he was. He was giving it the business man.
I'll tell you what.

Speaker 5 (01:49:59):
A memory is pomping in of watching a homeless man
take a deuce on the road. That felt pretty strange.
And I'm not talking like the bushes. And you had
to look in his generalize direction, like no, it was
clear that this man was unhealthy, right you, He's fine?

(01:50:26):
What was Biggie's favorite on air snack?

Speaker 1 (01:50:28):
Yes? Is price pick up?

Speaker 5 (01:50:31):
Still thursdays only as far as I know, But they
don't tell me things anymore. So, No Pattia party, who
got kicked out of all the bars? Nobody got kicked
out of the bars. We'd been doing it for fifteen years,
probably longer than that. Yeah, And the they were like,

(01:50:55):
can we try something different? And we're like you like,
so it is what it is. Man, We'll still do
stuff out of bars.

Speaker 1 (01:51:07):
It's just not that right.

Speaker 5 (01:51:11):
All right, we got to.

Speaker 1 (01:51:12):
Take a break.

Speaker 5 (01:51:13):
We will be right back. Tell us this morning show.

Speaker 6 (01:51:17):
No, yeah, he's coming right back. Mad Morning Show Telsa's
Rock Station ninety.

Speaker 1 (01:51:24):
It's gonna be fun. We're gonna make people mad.

Speaker 5 (01:51:28):
Lindsey, do you wash chicken lick in the sink before
you cook it?

Speaker 2 (01:51:32):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (01:51:32):
Okay, Kim be oh hello, yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:51:35):
People think you must wash raw chicken, but you should
not do that because as you're washing it, it splashes
equal eye and bacteria all over the place and inside
your sink. And also it's clean already.

Speaker 1 (01:51:48):
Right, It kind of has to, you know, to pass inspection.

Speaker 5 (01:51:52):
Here's another one. This one's gonna be a hard one
for a lot of you. And I'm not saying it's
true or not. I'm just telling I'm just reading it.
Chicken is a waste of time. Oh well, it doesn't
absorb anything. It just coats the outside of the chicken.
It doesn't penetrate it at all.

Speaker 2 (01:52:13):
What if you poke holes in the chicken?

Speaker 1 (01:52:17):
Uh?

Speaker 5 (01:52:19):
Okay, I guess how long of a marinate are we
talking about here twenty minute of marinad or you letting
a marinad over nine?

Speaker 1 (01:52:25):
This says it doesn't penetrate the skin none at all.
What's the only way.

Speaker 5 (01:52:28):
To get any flavor into a poultry is buy a brine.

Speaker 1 (01:52:34):
Okay, because the salt really clings it in there.

Speaker 5 (01:52:37):
Or injecting a brine. So if you want to take
the marinade and then inject it into it, then okay. Yeah,
but most of us, and I know I do this,
all right, I won't any more, I guess is I
will just put it in the in the like a
ziploc bag with some sauces. Yeah, and that's that I

(01:52:57):
do them. Olive oil, soy sauce, garlic, pepper, that's it.

Speaker 1 (01:53:01):
Yeah. I really don't marinate or anything like that. Salt
and pepper. Really, that's about it. And I'll use the
sauce for afterwards, you know, after you cook it, you
brush some sauce on. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:53:12):
Well, now that I'm thinking about the one that I
just said, Yeah, it doesn't get into the chicken. It's
just coating the outside of the chicken.

Speaker 1 (01:53:19):
Right.

Speaker 2 (01:53:21):
Uh.

Speaker 5 (01:53:24):
Washing your vegetables you grow in your garden, you have
to do you should. People think because they grit in
their garden it's clean, but it's not. It's just as
dirty as if you bought it from the grocery store
or anywhere else because it's outside and there's dirt.

Speaker 1 (01:53:39):
Yeah, I feel it's probably cleaner coming from the grocery
store as opposed to your own garden because they have
already washed it off. The only thing you know from
the grocery store is other people manhandling your produce, yeah,
and putting it back. I think about that all the time.

Speaker 5 (01:53:53):
That tomato or you know, the tomato rolls onto the
floor and they just pick it up and put it
right back on the stack. This one's gonna get some
people twisted. Not washing your cast iron pans with soap
is a mistake. Wash your pants, don't be gross. Wash
with soap and water, chain mail, Throw a little oil
in it, heat it up until it smokes.

Speaker 1 (01:54:15):
There won't be a problem. Yeah, I got a problem
with that. I always wash cast iron, I absolutely, you know,
because you can just re season it afterwards.

Speaker 2 (01:54:25):
I don't really use our cast iron very much. I
used to, and there were times where I would wash it,
but a lot of times it was more of just
wiping it out.

Speaker 1 (01:54:38):
Yeah, that's not washing it.

Speaker 5 (01:54:39):
No, it's not, but you still have the oil and residue.

Speaker 1 (01:54:43):
There's no flavor. You're just dirty, nasty, it says.

Speaker 5 (01:54:51):
Initially people thought you weren't supposed to use soap because
it says so but they mean harsh soap like a lie. Right,
and people with mistake dish soap is being harsh soap
and it's not. Fresh fish over frozen is wrong because
most frozen fish is flash frozen on the boat and

(01:55:11):
is closer to fresh than a cold storage one that's
been on the road. Same argument for canned tomatoes over
fresh tomatoes. Canned tomatoes are picked fresh and immediately canned.
The ones you get in the grocery store are picked,
unriped and ripened on.

Speaker 1 (01:55:30):
The way with diesel. Right, right, but I've never thought
about it.

Speaker 5 (01:55:35):
You get fresh tomatoes at the grow store, you think
you're getting fresh tomatoes, and you're like canned tomatoes.

Speaker 1 (01:55:40):
There ain't nothing in the grocery store fresh. Bottom line,
that's all that there is to it.

Speaker 5 (01:55:47):
I'll push back on that on one exception. If you're
buying whatever's in season, okay, okay, right, So if you
are buying tomatoes, and you can read where they're from
it in season, then there's a chance that they.

Speaker 1 (01:56:03):
Are right true. I think fresh isn't like you went
out to your garden and picked it that day, or
maybe you went down to the farmer's market and picked
up some vegetables from the farmer. I would consider that fresh.
But the stuff at the grocery store has been sitting
in a box on a palate, in a warehouse in
a si on a semi four days or sometimes weeks

(01:56:24):
after it's been picked. So there ain't nothing in the
grocery store fresh at all.

Speaker 5 (01:56:29):
People think it takes fifteen minutes to caramelize onions. It
takes at least an hour, mostly two. Okay, I've caramelized
onions a few times, especially if we do burgers.

Speaker 1 (01:56:41):
It's pretty delicious.

Speaker 5 (01:56:44):
I only recently learned this that it's not a fifteen
minute process. It is a very long, tedious process to carmized.

Speaker 1 (01:56:52):
I guess. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:56:55):
Uh, cooking at home costs more. That is not true
if you went to the store about every ingredient, that
of course is true, but people don't cook like that.
Every meal use things you have, use leftover ingredients, that's
where the cost saving kicks it.

Speaker 1 (01:57:08):
Yeah, that one I knew.

Speaker 5 (01:57:11):
I knew for sure. This one's a good one. Test
spaghetti by throwing it at the wall to see if
it sticks, or you could just taste it.

Speaker 2 (01:57:20):
Yes, just taste it.

Speaker 1 (01:57:22):
But it's fun to throw your food at the wall.

Speaker 5 (01:57:24):
Something you got to clean.

Speaker 1 (01:57:25):
It's just a noodle. It's not like it's saw something.

Speaker 5 (01:57:28):
I've never understood throwing pasta on a wall.

Speaker 2 (01:57:31):
My youngest can look at it and go, it's ready.
Are you sure? Taste it? You tell me, and he's right.

Speaker 1 (01:57:42):
Uh.

Speaker 5 (01:57:44):
This says that the time it cooks a dish is
usually wrong. I hate this. Like you get a recipe
and it's like, oh, it'll take twenty minutes to make this.
I've been I've had those like Hello Fresh and blue
Aprons before. Those are the worst offenders. Yeah, because they'll go,
oh it takes twenty minutes. Yeah, I guess if you
have help and some other things happening, and.

Speaker 1 (01:58:06):
It may take twenty minutes just to cook, just to
sit in the other or whatever, just to cook. But
they now factor in your prep time that takes another
twenty minutes.

Speaker 2 (01:58:14):
There's a if you shop at all these and they
make these stuffed mushrooms, pre made stuffed mushrooms in the
produced department at Aldi. They're delicious, but their cook time
is completely off. They say eight minutes nop noop, noop nop.
It is at least fifteen minutes for those things in

(01:58:36):
the oven, and they are worth every minute.

Speaker 5 (01:58:39):
Now, I haven't found when you buy single serve things
to warm up, I have not found that to be off.
Recipes is what we're referencing. But you're complaining about an
individual food item that does that. Interesting. This is a
good one too. You should flip You should only flip
a steak or hamburger once. This is not true. You
have more control over it hamburger when you flip it

(01:59:01):
multiple times. It's important to pay close attention and check
the temperature. A technique for cooking steak called butter basting,
requires multiple flips.

Speaker 2 (01:59:13):
I think the more you flip it, the more it
falls starts to fall apart.

Speaker 5 (01:59:17):
Especially Yeah, if you do the hamburger right, that's not
gonna happen.

Speaker 1 (01:59:20):
Yeah. And are you are you John Cena in it
on that time? You can't see me, stupid burger.

Speaker 5 (01:59:27):
Most people make the mistakes with burgers as they smash them,
and you're not supposed to do that. Even a smashed
burger isn't smashed. The initial process is smashed out, but
after that it's not smashed further. I love cooking things
like this, Yeah, because people do it the way they've
always done it, and then when they hear there's a

(01:59:47):
different way, they're like, well that's wrong.

Speaker 1 (01:59:49):
Yeah, I'm gonna continue doing it.

Speaker 5 (01:59:51):
Yeah, you still can feel free to wash your chicken
into sink.

Speaker 1 (01:59:55):
Yeah, if you want to let that stuff marinate for
three days, let it do it. Do it do no good.

Speaker 5 (02:00:00):
The chicken marinate. Police are not going to show up,
well so fast for now, they're not. God knows what
tomorrow will bring.

Speaker 1 (02:00:07):
You never know.

Speaker 5 (02:00:09):
I feel like things could get sideways like a hot
dog pretty fast.

Speaker 1 (02:00:13):
There. I was just marinating my chicken, and all of
a sudden, the door flings opened and I'm on the
grounded cups. I don't know what happened. Excuse me, sir,
I know you're marinating your chicken. Stop it.

Speaker 5 (02:00:29):
I got my dawn power spray and I into the
cast iron skill and the next thing I know, these
guys in a helicopter ziplind into my living room.

Speaker 1 (02:00:42):
All right? They said it said uh c ip on,
It said I'm not worthy of owning a cast iron?
What's up with that?

Speaker 5 (02:00:53):
No, they didn't even tell me what the problem was.
They just rested me. And next thing I knew, I
was an l Salvador.

Speaker 1 (02:01:01):
Got me up and get mo man here with terrorists rapers.
If I did it was watscast iron? What are you
in for?

Speaker 5 (02:01:08):
By bob pounds a fertilizer? What are you in for?
I'm bombed? Hey, what are you in for?

Speaker 1 (02:01:15):
Soap? And my cast iron?

Speaker 7 (02:01:18):
That's the real terrorist right there. Move him to the
front of the list. Kill this man, them pedophiles together.
Gotta take a break. We'll be back.

Speaker 6 (02:01:31):
The Big Man Morning Show returns next Tilsa's Morning Show,
km OD.

Speaker 5 (02:01:51):
I don't know what happened last week in the podcast.

Speaker 1 (02:01:56):
I did it. I saved it.

Speaker 5 (02:01:58):
We were sitting here talking, yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't
know what happened.

Speaker 1 (02:02:02):
I don't know what happened either, And I just blow
right on through, blow and go. That's what we do now.
And you just grab I grabbed the last one because
I I assumed you saved it and everything was good.
Didn't even look at the days. No, nothing, We're good.
And then of course listeners will catch you every time.
Hey man got a double dose this week.

Speaker 5 (02:02:23):
It had to like, maybe it's saved in some foreign location, right,
I don't know, right.

Speaker 1 (02:02:28):
Right, right, because we we we save it in our
particular folders here, and I didn't know. That's why when
I told you, I was like, well, hey, maybe you
saved it and your general folder somewhere. I don't know.
If you send it to me, I'll get it taken
care of. And there is a possibility that it fell
into a black hole somewhere. I'm just saying, I'm just
gonna blame the company. Why not, Why the hell not?

(02:02:51):
It feels like the better, better answer. We've heard this
podcast before. Get it out of there.

Speaker 5 (02:02:59):
I found this headline and it made me laugh so
much that I saved it for this podcast. It says
male ozempic users reveal shocking change to the size of
their junk after injecting weight loss shot.

Speaker 1 (02:03:17):
Okay, ozempic is ruining everything. This is no, this is
in a positive way. Oh, they're getting bigger, waaners. It's
taking the fact from the ass and shoving it in
the corcod. No, I don't think that's what it is.

Speaker 2 (02:03:31):
I think they're just losing weight and it's looking bigger.

Speaker 5 (02:03:33):
I agree. Male ozmpic users say their penises have gotten
bigger since they started injecting weight loss shot, with dozens
of well endowed fellas flocking to online forums to fawn
over their expanded members.

Speaker 1 (02:03:47):
Yea you are, now that's sick. Listen, I get it.

Speaker 5 (02:03:54):
You lose weight, your penis will look bigger.

Speaker 1 (02:03:56):
Absolutely, he just will. Or you're gonna see it right right,
You shave it and it gives you an extra yes
hanging over it.

Speaker 5 (02:04:05):
But look to go to an online forum to go, hey, guys,
my dog's bigger?

Speaker 1 (02:04:14):
Is weird? Quick question? Anybody else that's on ozimpic has
your dick gutting bigger? Because mine has. Here's one of
the claims.

Speaker 5 (02:04:23):
I recently measured myself down there and noticed I gained
about one inch. Hold up, You gain yourself on the
rag and you keep a register to know you gained
an inch?

Speaker 1 (02:04:36):
Are you pushing in?

Speaker 5 (02:04:38):
It's like those memes that you see, at least I
see them every now and again. It's like, anybody know
how to get permanent marker off? Of a tape measure
and it's like, you know, flaccid or not hard or whatever.

Speaker 1 (02:04:52):
Best comment O.

Speaker 2 (02:04:53):
Zem Dick, that's funny.

Speaker 5 (02:04:57):
A lot of people commenting like, Yeah, you're losing fat
in that area so it looks bigger. That's so great,
O zim Prick, that's funny. The idea that I mean.
I think this might be one of the most sellable
drugs since the blue pill.

Speaker 1 (02:05:17):
Oh, it sure is, and people are taking it left
and right. It's not good though, Man, dropping that much
weight that fast is not healthy.

Speaker 5 (02:05:28):
I don't know, dude, I don't know if I agree. Okay,
I think that people struggle with weight loss for a
multitude of reasons and if this gives them a short cut.
Though I don't agree with it's the way to do it,
but if it I also don't agree with caffin plants
and some other things so like or even Okrah, But

(02:05:49):
if you do that and it like improves your life, yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:05:53):
Sure absolutely, but it could also end it quicker. I
prefer to lose my weight the old fashioned weight. Meth
and heartbreak, those are the two. Do it to you?

Speaker 5 (02:06:03):
I think that I don't know if it'll end your life. Earlier,
I know. And I always think of this guy that
was on the Biggest Loser. Remember this talk show, Yeah,
this game show, reality show where they had fat people,
and then they put him through the ringer of like
eating right and like losing weight. You're right, man, you
come in. We're just recording the podcast. We're eating right record,

(02:06:24):
you know, doing all the things that you're supposed.

Speaker 1 (02:06:26):
To exercise, all that shit. Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (02:06:29):
And then like this guy who's one of the guys
organizing it, Bob, I forget, and he was ripped. I mean,
he was healthy and he had a heart attack and
almost died. He was healthy, but he was healthy. It
wasn't like yeah, So like the idea that that one
is more healthy than the other and will absolve.

Speaker 1 (02:06:51):
You from certain things is just not accurate. Well, and
I totally get that you can have a heart attack
any point in time. The guy that that jogs there
every day, runs marathons, whatever, drops dead of a heart
attack right there.

Speaker 5 (02:07:04):
It can happen.

Speaker 1 (02:07:04):
It can happen. What I'm saying is is if you
take somebody who does it the right way with exercise
and eating healthy, and then you got the person who
does the yozembic or whatever. See MC glue tide yeah
both one. Yeah, that they've got going out there. You
put them up side by side, the the the the

(02:07:25):
GLP one people do not look healthy at all whatsoever.
They just they just lost the pounds, that's it. And
compared to the people who actually do it, right, I'm
with it. You can die at any point in time
and just just looking at them, I'm like, oof, you
do not look good.

Speaker 5 (02:07:44):
Yeah at all. So I'll give you two theories on that,
because I agree it is shocking to see people that
are on GLP one. When people lose weight in a
traditional way of lifting weights and eating right, you slowly
see the change, so it's not shocking. But if you
did a ninety day and one day like day one
and day ninety, you would go whoa, right, o zembic.

(02:08:07):
It's happening at a much faster rate, right, And That's
where I'm at. I I just don't think that's healthy.
An I've heard from a lot of people, doctors and
nutrition has data to other like, losing that much weight
that fast is not healthy for you. Granted you look great, fantastic,
you dropped a bunch of fucking pounds.

Speaker 1 (02:08:25):
But it's not good for you. It's not healthy for you.
But again, like you said, fuck, do whatever you want. Man,
If that's what you want, if you want to stick
the tradition of methan heartbreak, go for it. Who am
I to say anything?

Speaker 5 (02:08:40):
All I know is the people that I know that
have or do take it. The things you're saying are accurate,
but overwhelmingly their lives have improved.

Speaker 1 (02:08:50):
Yeah, they're happier, they've got more confidence. Yeah, because they're
not big fat, tubby goo goos, you know they I
get that, and I'm with you. If that's what makes
you feel better and makes you feel happy and improves
your life, go for it. But it's just not good.
But again, that's my opinion. Life we're just too short.
We're talking to a guy that hasn't fucking worked out
since the seventh grade.

Speaker 5 (02:09:11):
Okay, so you're not a good authority on working out.

Speaker 1 (02:09:14):
You don't have to take my work for it. You
don't have to take my advice. That's just my opinion. Yeah,
that's it.

Speaker 5 (02:09:20):
I think my only complain about it would be that
you you should try some other things first. You should
try the regiment, right, right, You shouldn't just go to
that as is the immediate thing, right, It's like the
gastric bypass or whatever.

Speaker 1 (02:09:39):
I kind of put that in the same boat as
these as these GLP ones, you know, great and fantastic.
They staple your stomach, they put a band around your stomach.
You're not eating as much anymore because you can't. You
still want to, though, because you still got the fat
person mentality. I've known a lot of people who have
done that, get the gas or whatever, and they still

(02:10:00):
got the fat man mentality, and they're still eating whatever
the hell they want. And they just look funny then,
because it's fucking weight shifting in different places and it's
just not working out for them.

Speaker 5 (02:10:12):
Before and afters the people on GLP onees is wild.

Speaker 1 (02:10:15):
Look at what it did to Lady Wilson. She used
to have a dump truck of an ash. She like, pa, pal, Yes,
I want to stick my face in there and motor
butt the shit out of And now she got nuts.
Is that true? Did she take GLP one that? I'm
not one hundred percent sure on. But whatever she's done,
whatever she's done, she has lost her best asset and

(02:10:39):
no total pun intended. But it is what it is.

Speaker 5 (02:10:42):
She has lost her as this says that she she
she did not take Olympic I mean, maybe she did,
but she didn't need to. I don't think she.

Speaker 1 (02:10:54):
Didn't need to. She looked pretty natural and that could
be stress of the road. She could have starved a
new cocaine addiction. Who knows what happened, But the fact
of it is she had an ass and now that
ass is gone, and now you're taking back what happened.
I don't believe what. I don't believe her.

Speaker 5 (02:11:11):
I'll bet she says she didn't take it now because
I'm gonna I'll tell you why. I'm gonna read the
sentence and you'll go okay, she says, And twenty twenty three,
tabloids began circulating that Landy Wilson had reportedly lost seventy
pounds with the help of weight loss gummies. That's not
a thing, folks. Gummies in general are not healthy.

Speaker 1 (02:11:32):
They're chuckful of sugars.

Speaker 5 (02:11:33):
They have pectin in them, which is a It can
be found in apples and small dosage. It is a
gelatin type of product and also sugar.

Speaker 1 (02:11:43):
That's just their way of trying to hustle their gummies.

Speaker 5 (02:11:46):
She says that the number was exaggerated. She says, no,
I have lost weight. I've probably lost about twenty pounds. Uh, Lindsey,
you look at that picture. Did she lose twenty pounds?

Speaker 2 (02:12:01):
No?

Speaker 5 (02:12:01):
No, No, one looks like she's playing. She has thighs
of a softball player. Yeah, that looks like she's, you know,
gonna walk the runway.

Speaker 1 (02:12:12):
Right. Maybe she did. I don't know who knows. I
don't know what happened, but I know that she looks
totally different than what she used to. And they just
look at any of the celebrities quote unquote that have
used those gl P one weight loss medications.

Speaker 2 (02:12:27):
Did Who was the blonde actress? She's Oh, she speaks
with an axe and a British accent.

Speaker 1 (02:12:36):
I believe Adele Wilson. Yes, yes, rebel, rebel, rebel.

Speaker 5 (02:12:43):
Yeah, rumor is uh Bruce Willis's daughter, rebel right right right?

Speaker 1 (02:12:50):
Yeah? And she was a big old, hefty gown pitch
perfect yeah, right, night at the museum two.

Speaker 4 (02:12:57):
I think she.

Speaker 1 (02:12:58):
Did ozembic, but I think she's did. I think I
thought she did gastick or something like that. I don't know.
I don't keep up with the weight loss of celebrities.
To be honest with it, she said, she yeah, she
has publicly said.

Speaker 5 (02:13:11):
She used ozimpics okay, okay, and isn't the what's her nuts?

Speaker 1 (02:13:15):
The singer Big Black.

Speaker 5 (02:13:17):
Lizzo Lizzo Yes, says she hasn't, but looking at her
physique as she's changed, she it does look pretty natural.
Now if you eat the right way and do and
work out, you can lose two to three pounds a week,
true state, and the heavier are the bigger you are.
It could be even a bigger number so that you
could lose. And I mean in her scenario, she could

(02:13:40):
lose eight to twelve pounds in a month.

Speaker 1 (02:13:43):
Right, which is a lot, it is, And.

Speaker 5 (02:13:45):
In four months that's forty pounds, right, that's a ton
of weight.

Speaker 1 (02:13:48):
I find that particular situation a little odd because she
was so body positive, right, look at me. I'm a
big old gal, and I don't care and I don't
care what you think. I'm gonna be me. I'm gonna
do me. It is what And then all of a
sudden she's like, I'm try to shed some weight. Could
be a hell thing, Yeah, could be Vanity, who knows

(02:14:11):
why she did it, But I just think it's weird
how you're going to promote that. Be positive. I am
who I am, I'm big, I'm fat, and it is
what it is. I'm going to start losing.

Speaker 5 (02:14:20):
Well, I think what you're saying is it's hypocritical. It
is very hypocritical. Yeah, and I don't agree with that.
I think that you can say all those things. You know,
I'm going to do what I want. I'm proud of
who I am and those things and go. I also
want to change who I am.

Speaker 1 (02:14:33):
Right, I've got nothing wrong with that. I want to.

Speaker 5 (02:14:35):
Evolve who I am. And that doesn't make what I
said not right. I just want to move forward right
in advance. And I don't think there's anything wrong with that.

Speaker 1 (02:14:43):
Oh, there's nothing wrong with that. But if you're going
to sit here in a critical embrace the fatness and
then turn around and I need to get rid of
the fatness, that's kind of where I'm at. But again,
do what you want to do.

Speaker 5 (02:14:55):
I'm just the way she skinning rails, so she's it
would be classified as as fat right, not morbidly obese,
but just you know, a larger goal.

Speaker 1 (02:15:06):
Look at the Mama June Mama June dropped a lot
of fucking weight. I think that was because of it,
But she's putting it back on these Well I mean
it was because of drugs. Oh is that what it was?
Oh yeah, I didn't know that she was crackhead guy.
Oh yeah, that doesn't mean that she was doing it.
Sure she just watched right, she's not with that cracket anymore.

(02:15:27):
Didn't he get locked up or some jive like it.
I don't Yeah, I don't know. And that six hundred Pound.

Speaker 5 (02:15:32):
Life show, Yeah, that show is a great case study
of how people if they just move a little bit right,
they lose weight. Oh sure, right those people. If you
watch that show, all he does is he makes them
eat focused right and move them and they do that

(02:15:52):
and people lose like seventy five pounds.

Speaker 1 (02:15:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (02:15:56):
So the lizo thing to me could be that, like
she could lose that much weight. If you can watch
a show like that, it makes entirely possible.

Speaker 1 (02:16:03):
Maybe start it off as I want to go and
get the gas strick or whatever, but like that guy
to he uses the gas strick as like the last resort. Yeah,
you have to lose so much weight to even get
the surgery. Right, exactly, and then the surgery takes you
over the finish lit right, So maybe that's the case.
Is like, hey, I want to do this, well, but
first you got to drop x amount. Okay, cool, Well
that's not that hard, you know, once you get into

(02:16:23):
it and people realize it's hard as shit. Yeah, maintaining
it is hard.

Speaker 5 (02:16:27):
Yes, yeah. I try to tell people, like, you don't
lose weight, you work at losing weight.

Speaker 1 (02:16:33):
That's sir. It is.

Speaker 5 (02:16:34):
It is a incredibly hard. People think, oh, you gotta
do squats or do curls or whatever to lose weight.

Speaker 1 (02:16:42):
That is part of it. But eating is the magic,
that's exactly. And watching what you.

Speaker 5 (02:16:47):
Eat, and you could maybe eat, you know, drink a
beer every day and can be completely fine, where maybe
my molecular structure doesn't allow that. Like any drop of
alcohol spikes my blood sugar. It makes me retain, you
know what I'm saying. Like everybody is a little bit different.
Some people can go and and not eat, just eat
lettuce and be fine.

Speaker 1 (02:17:07):
I don't know, man, I've had some good salads, dude, Yeah,
but we're just eating plain lettuce. There's a different sway
of salad and the head of lettuce, sound like I
can make it.

Speaker 5 (02:17:16):
I can make a pretty good salad with no salad dressing.
You don't have to have it with like lemon and ayah.

Speaker 1 (02:17:23):
I'm right there with you now. But just it sounded
like you's just eating plain lets rabbit, right, you're just
fucking getting your your head of romain or green leave
for fucking iceberg that doesn't have any nutrients in it
and just going to town on it.

Speaker 5 (02:17:36):
Yeah, you gotta have something on it again, shredded cheese
would even be.

Speaker 1 (02:17:41):
Okay, a tomato seed, just plain.

Speaker 5 (02:17:48):
I have this new problem that certain foods I can't
eat and my acid reflux instantly ignites. We're like, I'll
vomit really yeah, like really bad. So I made this
ground chicken and rice dish for my wife and I
last night made the rice eating it and especially if

(02:18:10):
I eat it fast. Man, I did to get up
from the table. I had to stop eating. I thought
I was gonna like, I was like, am I having
a heart attack kind of thing?

Speaker 1 (02:18:17):
That's your body rejecting it saying get the ship out
of me. Yeah it was.

Speaker 5 (02:18:23):
It was fucking bad.

Speaker 1 (02:18:24):
It's a good idea, but no, get the ship out
of me, give me a hot dog so I can eat.

Speaker 5 (02:18:29):
A like hypercontract me is like I think there's a problem,
uh huh, And then rational to me is like, settle
the fuck down. I think it's more of the rice
could be which people do and if it can happen
sometimes with pizza, Like if I eat pizza, man it,

(02:18:51):
I'll figure that ship out. Don't worry, right, you know
you pizza? I will eat fucking tombs. What I'll make
tombs fucking pizza.

Speaker 1 (02:19:00):
What if the doctor's like, listen, you can continue eating
this fucking pizza that you like so much, but you're
gonna have to switch to a cauliflower crust.

Speaker 2 (02:19:09):
Oh I would?

Speaker 1 (02:19:10):
I know you would? You? You speak very highly of that.
It's not fucking it.

Speaker 5 (02:19:15):
That's why. That's why that doesn't mean anything.

Speaker 1 (02:19:18):
Girl. That doesn't make it good.

Speaker 5 (02:19:21):
That just means you like it, and it's possible me
or you have things we like that aren't good. That's
why you don't see that. At a lot of restaurants.
People don't go, hey, we got cauliflowers.

Speaker 1 (02:19:36):
They have it to appease a certain group of people.
What's your special today, cauliflower rise, go to a restaurant
on the buffet and see where the cauliflower pizza is.
You won't find that on a motherfucking golden crowd.

Speaker 5 (02:19:51):
Nope, no color. Yeah, yeah, it depends what are we
talking about. Like I can getting askedary flux or I'm gonna.

Speaker 1 (02:20:01):
Fucking die the one.

Speaker 5 (02:20:03):
Sure, I would probably be like, how many years am
I saving by eating cauliflower pizza?

Speaker 1 (02:20:08):
Right? If they're like, uh two, I'd be like fuck,
okay whatever. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (02:20:13):
Yeah, I know plenty of stories of people that were
told they were going to live weeks and have lived years.

Speaker 1 (02:20:18):
Right, right, cancer patients for sure, Man, you got six
months to live ten years later. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (02:20:25):
And I'm a big believer in second opinions on things, right,
especially in the medical world.

Speaker 1 (02:20:30):
Big believer.

Speaker 5 (02:20:30):
Oh yeah you should, because there are many examples of
people that get second opinions and like, you know, they'll
get one opinion like, oh, your kid's got this, you
should you know, do this for them, and then you
get another one's like he'll be fine, and then they
go on to do amazing things. Right, So you can
succumb to those first opinions, or you can go why.

Speaker 1 (02:20:51):
Not get checked right?

Speaker 5 (02:20:53):
Why not check another person's thoughts on this, because you
never know. We had a situation with my daughter where
she had a medical issue and we went to the
thing and he was like, no, she's fine, but we
felt there was still something wrong, and we went and
took him, took her to another doctor and he did more.

Speaker 1 (02:21:14):
He was a specialist in the field rather than just
a general over there. Right.

Speaker 5 (02:21:18):
So what I mean by that is the doctor first
doctor we saw was they see anybody from me, you kids,
old people, people that have you know, car wrecks, whatever. Yeah,
where we went to someone they specialized on this specific
thing and they were the x rays and they told
us a lot about what's going on with her body,
and they were like, overall, she has what ninety eight

(02:21:41):
percent of the people have in life and they grow
out of it, right, rather than like she's fine.

Speaker 1 (02:21:47):
Both were right, right, But at least that one studied
a little bit more on that particular area. I get
what you're saying.

Speaker 5 (02:21:53):
Yeah, I think ultimately you go see a doctor that
you want that will give you answers you want.

Speaker 1 (02:21:58):
Yes, that's what people do, because.

Speaker 5 (02:22:01):
A regular doctor might go you don't need you don't
need ozmpic, you just need to eat right and move Yeah,
and then you go to another doctor and be like ship, yeah,
let's get you. Uh, let's get let's get you shut up, let's.

Speaker 1 (02:22:12):
Get your shots. Yeah, well shot LFO man shot shot
shot shot shot shot shots. Let's get that going. I
wonder if those type doctors play that on there. Ye know,
overheads start the day off that day.

Speaker 5 (02:22:25):
No, they do it at the pharmaceutical convention to sell
the product. Right when they introduced it, they probably had
I'm like, we're are.

Speaker 1 (02:22:34):
To introduce our newest to get us started. Welcome LFI lf.

Speaker 5 (02:22:39):
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shot shot shot, shot.

Speaker 1 (02:22:47):
Sh shot. We were doing shot shot shot, shot shots. That's brilliant.

Speaker 5 (02:22:53):
I don't know if we have to take that out
of the podcast. By the ball, that's a copyrighted thing.

Speaker 1 (02:22:59):
We said the words.

Speaker 2 (02:23:01):
Singing like who's killing a cat?

Speaker 5 (02:23:07):
It's fine, all right, you guys have a fantastic week,
and uh we will talk to you soon. There will
be times will be out about go see gimpy out
at the uh the rock, the river, fest y pound,
it's uh talaquah head pee tantric trapped trapped, be there
all week and long camping partying, and I'm serious about

(02:23:29):
this wet teacher contest.

Speaker 1 (02:23:30):
I think i'll join. You could win, well, I got
the tits for it. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (02:23:35):
Hey a a a have a great week.

Speaker 1 (02:23:42):
Bye bye