BMMS 6-11-25

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Maybe how many disc wasn't really a thing? Not for music, No,
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Speaker 4 (05:07):
If it's Italian, you got a toilet.

Speaker 1 (05:09):
I really do the hand thing. Hey, now it's weird,
yeah a little bit. Uh yeah, so cool We're gonna
do more of that all morning long, so make sure
you're listening. How about this for a pretty cool story.
So a guy is a school chef. Now, I'm not

(05:29):
saying you can't be happy being a school chef. I
don't know what that means. I don't know if that
means you're the executive chef or you're just a guy
who cooks bezzas on a big platter. To be fair,
I didn't know schools had chefs. I know they had
like lunch ladies and lunch people. And to me, that's
like just opening up a can of green beans, throwing
it into a pan and heating it up. There's no

(05:50):
real cooking going on there. Oh I disagree. You take
that square pizza and you slide in then the.

Speaker 5 (05:56):
Yeah, I thought, maybe you get to make the call
on what's going to be on the for the week.

Speaker 1 (06:01):
Right, I would think that's an executive chef. But if
I'm the guy who helps make stuff, I'm a sous chef.

Speaker 4 (06:08):
But I'm still a chef.

Speaker 1 (06:10):
Even if it is for public schools. And I know
plenty of people that they're cooking at home. Is they
open a can of green beans and put a frozen
pizza in the oven, and they think they cook for
their family, and I would argue they do. Sure, Yeah,
they heat it up some food the families. That's cooking. Yeah,
half the work. They didn't roll out the pizza. Doh,

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put the sauce on it, the cheese and the pepperoni
or whatever.

Speaker 6 (06:35):
They prepared the meal.

Speaker 1 (06:38):
Preheat the oven to four, put pizza in for seventeen minutes. Sidebar.
Second morning in a row. We're starting off on cooking things.
I kill you, And I'm actually surprised you're pushing back
on it, because you're usually the guy that's like, no,
this counts to me. You're cooking, You're not, you know,

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deep in it. If you go to home Depot on
that first Saturday of the month and build something for
the little kids workshop, you're a builder. Yes, you're taking
something from scratch some materials and making it into something,
even though it comes with instruction. Either way. This guy
is a school chef, and I some people find that

(07:23):
to be very rewarding, to be around kids all day
and making tuna melts. Others may not. I can't imagine
this guy grew up going hey, I'm going to be
the best school chef ever probably went to culinary school
and that was the only job he can get right now.

Speaker 4 (07:39):
Maybe or he's the former convict.

Speaker 1 (07:40):
I don't know. One of the two. I don't know.
But also there are people that are like, I don't
want all that other smoke. I'll just go cook from
August until May and then I'll be up. But whatever. Right. Nonetheless,
he's got a wife who's got MS and has had
MS for over a eighteen years, got MS, sorry, was

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diagnosed with MS when she was pregnant with their first kid. Right,
And for those who don't know, when you are with
someone who has MS, some days are great, some days
are not. It's very much a roller coaster. It is.
You have to assist a lot, yeah, when someone's got MS,
and some days you don't, but some days you do.

(08:24):
It can be, like I said, a roller coaster might
be the best term from the way it's been explained
to me. Anyway, he decides to play the lottery nice
and he wins one million dollars. Wonderful for his family,
And I hope this hasn't played out this way, but
I hope he stays around Ditch's wife with MS and

(08:47):
his kids. I got a million dollar sea a bitch,
I'm out of here, trading you win for a better model.

Speaker 6 (08:55):
That's what he did.

Speaker 4 (08:56):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (08:57):
I said, hope, I hope that's what he plans to do.
But I can only imagine you're like, this is my
my job, isn't me? My job is being there for
my wife who's got MS. I would hope that's the
mindset you have. But you also are completely okay buying

(09:17):
great value brand stuff until you have a little change
in your pocket. Yeah, then you're like Dell Monty Shure
looks good. That's true, Right.

Speaker 4 (09:24):
I'll gladly take the poll tab open.

Speaker 1 (09:29):
I got a million dollars. Don't need you anymore. You
broke as a bitch or broken two different ways.

Speaker 6 (09:35):
He can afford at home care.

Speaker 1 (09:38):
To help maybe, or he can move to Florida and
have a happy life on the beach with a wife
that's not sick, right, so I'm going to take care
of him. Yeah, Listen, I'm always interested by standing in
the like the vegetable aisle at the grocery store or
the condiment aisle of the grocery store, because when you

(09:58):
stand there, you have like Duke's Mayonnaise miracle, Like you
have all these crazy well respected they look good, the
packaging looks good, and then you got great value and
you're like, okay, it works, it works. And then I
look back at the Dukes and I'm like, yeah, everybody
loves those brands for whatever reason. Then you look back
at great value and then you're like, hold up great values.

(10:21):
Willing to have Chipotle mayo. They're willing to have spicy mayo.
Great value, though not as pretty, not as light, definitely cheaper. Yeah,
willing to do some things, just like fat girls willing
to do some things. And maybe the Dukes of the
world and the del Montes of the world ain't gonna do. Yeah,

(10:44):
it's like to spice it up a little bit, But
are you going to share that great value mayonnaise with
your company when it comes over? Maybe a little bit.

Speaker 4 (10:52):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (10:52):
I might be like, did you know they make Chipotle mayo? No,
I'm a Duke's person somebody, Yeah, I'm intrigued. And then
you go here in it says great value. You go
wood like you gotta you gotta disclaim your friend. No no, no, no, no, no, right,
let me explain.

Speaker 5 (11:09):
I'm more of the person that's gonna put it out
in a bowl and when they try it, like this
is really good? Who makes this?

Speaker 6 (11:15):
Oh, you won't believe it. It's great value.

Speaker 1 (11:18):
But the idea that even the person who gets great
value and likes great value because it comes in chipotle
and spicy and jalapeno and pickled and whatever other crazy
flavors they have, because they do yeah, still looks over
at the dukes. That's a little bit fancier. It's a
little bit richer, it's a little bit smoother. It's got

(11:40):
a better taste to it. Now. Granted it may just
be plain mayonnaise, but there's a taste difference between the two.
Once once you get a taste of that good stuff,
it's hard to go back. And I'm confident there are
people that have been getting dukes their whole life, and
they stand there in the aisle and they look over
and they're like, I could slumme it for real. Yes, listen,

(12:02):
I'm on a poor week. I like to spice it
up every now and again. Let's go ahead, don't tell anybody,
this be our little secret. Yeah, you make sure there's
a couple of people in the aisle that you might know.
So you wait and you go around to the bacon aisle,
and then you circle back around to the condoment aisle.
You do it that, yeah, quickly, just walk by and
reached down and grabbing. No, it's usually high grade. Value

(12:24):
is usually pretty high, right, right, and then you cover
it up with some other things bread. You get up
to the checkout stand. You look around over each shoulder.
All right, pull this out, Nicet'll make sure nobody and
cut nobody knows. Yeah, and your secret's safe because it's
only you and the manning is that now, Yeah, I'm

(12:46):
telling you. In the grocery, there are many examples of
society and how we act, true from from even the bacon, right,
some of y'all spend a ridiculous amount on bacon, and
then there you know, some of us will just get
great value because you're like, it's fine, I don't get
the value of bacon. But you look to see if

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the other's on sale. No, no, no, no, I don't either.
No no no, because that other bacon, the hormale, the
black label, whatever, you know, it's not it's thin, it
falls apart, it's not reliable. See, that's a good thing
about Great Value. It may not be exactly the great
it shows up every day time, and it is reliable

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and it never lets you down. Sure it's a little
thicker than your typical bacon, but hey, it's okay. You know.
It's always there and it's always a little more fat
on it than maybe the other bacon. Absolutely, it's always
going to satisfy you. That's always going to make sure
that you walk away happy. I don't even know if
that's true, but it's always there, Yes, it is, for sure.

(13:50):
There's been many times that I'm like, you know, get
this other kind of bacon. It's thin, it's paper thin,
you know, and and it's just it cooks up weird,
and it's just not really worth it. So I don't mind.

Speaker 5 (14:04):
I like thinner bacon. I prefer it over the thick.
And I know, I know that's wild. Bacon used to
be used to be my preferred choice. But after having
children and during pregnancy, if I would eat that, it
would cause me to have migraines.

Speaker 6 (14:21):
Okay, weird, weird.

Speaker 5 (14:23):
And I thought I would never be able to have
bacon again. And I was very depressed. And then I
tried the Great Value and I was like.

Speaker 4 (14:28):
Oh, but great Value has a thick version. There's regular
and then there's stick.

Speaker 1 (14:32):
Yeah. Yeah, And I think the only bacon to buy
is thick bacon. Absolutely, the only way to have bacon
is thick bacon. I won't even look at the thin page. No,
I don't want the runway model bacon. You're wasting my time.
I like to have a bacon that I know came
from a pig right, right, And you gotta have four
or five ten slices just to add up to one

(14:55):
regular slice, maybe two regular slices. I'm good for multiple things.
I like that it's a fun time.

Speaker 4 (15:01):
It's like having a BLT.

Speaker 1 (15:02):
Right. This is the way I think about bacon. If
I'm having a BLT, I don't want a wafer cracker
on it that feels like bacon. I want to know
I'm biting into bacon. We're in Colorado. We ate at
this restaurant and it had like the craziest hickory smoked
bacon I've ever had. It was super I was like,
this is so good, I said, can you The waitress
came back. I was like, can you make a BLT?

(15:25):
She's like, it's seven am, So I was like, no,
I mean, like if I come back, because I don't
see it on the minu. She's like, oh, I'm sure
they could throw something together because I'm like, it's that
type of bacon. You're like, oh dog, oh yeah, Arkansas bacon.
It doesn't bad either for a blt. Anyway, the grocery
store has many examples of like, hey, it's all good

(15:49):
until you have money. Then you never go to Walmart
shop and you only go to Whole Foods. Right, Target,
I might step it up a little bit. Target feels
like is just a brighter logoed Walmart. In my opinion,
you're not wrong, but I think in the hierarchy of
grocery stores like that, you know, the snooty folks, they're

(16:12):
at the Target getting their groceries, their market Fresh or
whatever the hell that is, you know, and then Walmart
and then probably all these. I put all these at
the bottom. Oh no, I know, you guys are marks
for al these, but I think that their produce is crap.
Their food in general is crap. They have some name
brand things, but everything else is just a giant turd.

(16:35):
The only thing good that came out of all these
is their wine selection. I am shocked by it. You're
like a new person that I don't even known, because
you don't usually love a good deal. And all these
is is these other brands with different packaging. That is
all it is. I love a good deal. You are
one hundred percent right on that one. But I'm also
a bit about quality, and if the quality is not there,

(16:57):
then I'm not messing with it. I go to all
these yeah, and their vegetables are quilted. Thegetair. Their vegetation
is not good at all. It doesn't last that long.
I got some meat out of their meat department there.
It was ragged and that's all it took. And it
had they my ecxent time had to convince me to
go to all these Fine, I'll check it out. We'll

(17:19):
see what it's like. We'll see what all everybody likes
about it. And uh, I have never gone back after
that one time of going there to get groceries. I
think all these scraps I put them up there with
goddamn save a lot. It's just as bad. I think
there are times where the produce I'm in question of,
but a lot of times don't have a problem with it,

(17:41):
and they have so many other things that are worth
it to me that are pre made, that are like
pre made carneitis. If I want it, that is to
me worth it. Hunt and their chief selection is out
of this world. Yeah, that's how they get you, man.
They blind you with all this other shef right, you
forget about the wilted lettuce that.

Speaker 4 (18:02):
Just put Yeah.

Speaker 1 (18:03):
I mean I'm also a guy that won't I'm willing
to go to three places to buy groceries if I
have There's nothing wrong with that. I sometimes got to
do the same thing I do the wind Coo right, Yeah,
and it's a great place, but I'm getting to the
point to where it's not near as good. The quality.
It's better than all these I'll give you that. Ooh.

Speaker 4 (18:20):
Their produce is questionable at best.

Speaker 1 (18:22):
There's sometimes, there's sometimes, but when it comes down to
I'm not going back to Walmart. It's just too gud
ding expensive. That's the only reason I go to the
wind Coo. They still make you bag all your stuff.
Someone said you got to go to Costco for that produce.
I gotta be honest. I don't think their produce is good.

Speaker 6 (18:41):
Yeah, it's hit or miss. I mean some things, not
all I.

Speaker 1 (18:46):
Don't want to pay one hundred dollars just to go
for vegetables. Yeah, because he got any the membership whatever,
fifty bucks whatever the membership is. No, that's true, but
and that is a fair observation. But I look at
it as I'm getting a better I'm paying the membership, yeah,
instead of having it spread out over the price of things. Right, Well,
you're paying fifty bucks just to walk into the door,

(19:06):
and then you got to pay for your groceries on
top of that. Come out? Uh right, brand is the
only bacon? A lot of people say that. I don't
think so. It tastes too chemical to night Trady. Uh,
you're asked to bring various mayos to potluck at work?
Do you buy great value or name brand, name brand
to a pot luck?

Speaker 5 (19:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (19:27):
Okay, gimpy, I guess I'm going great value. It's a
potluck at work, bro Yeah, absolutely, I ain't worried about
what people think about me. My name ain't on it. Finally, exactly.

Speaker 4 (19:37):
Also, I don't care if you don't like it.

Speaker 1 (19:41):
Who brought the great value? Mannaise Corbyn was au Who cares?

Speaker 4 (19:45):
It's Miyamaise sidebar? What type of pot luck?

Speaker 1 (19:48):
Are we having that I've been assigned at Mayo, You're
on condiment duty. What pot luck are we having? Where
Mayo has been assigned to me to bring a know
about a signed to so. At the place that I
used to work at before I started here, once a
month we would have barbecues, right, and the manager stuff.

(20:10):
They'd go out there and grill up hamburgers and hot
links and hot dogs, and the warehouse would eat, the
salespeople would eat, they'd inviy clients over to eat, and
it was a big thing. So I could see if
it's like, you know, hey, we need somebody on condiment duty, Corbin,
that's going to be you. I can see where that
could be if it's that kind of If I'm assigned
condiment duty, Mayo's not on my radar. Just being honest,

(20:34):
ketchup mustard relish and he's gonna be the first thing
I give me too.

Speaker 6 (20:38):
I love it. I'm a burger.

Speaker 1 (20:39):
I'd get all three of them. Come on, ketchup mustard, mayonnaise,
relish would be nowhere near my list. Maos, that's only
good for hot dogs. No, And I'm like, I don't.

Speaker 4 (20:48):
Know Mayo on a burger feels like last place.

Speaker 1 (20:53):
Extra mayonnaise slather of that bitch yuh I'll want to
dripping off of my chin doesn't surprise me. I'm just saying, yeah,
I of the burgers I've had that are great burgers,
Mayo has hardly been the lead. Wow. Wow, that surprises
me because to me, there's like two different types of burgers.
You got mayonnaise burgers and then a mustard burger. Nobody

(21:16):
ever gets a ketchup burger. Well, I mean you can
get a burger that's got a burger sauce on it,
which is a combination of all of those. Right. We
used to do that for a chicken strips ketchup muster manaise,
so that you could argue is mayo. But again, I'm
not buying all that boogie stuff for a polla. No,
everything's going cheap. Everything's great value on a pot luck, right,

(21:38):
because the chances of me buying mayo or mustard or
whatever and it getting used not happened. They're gonna do
it for one time and then it's gonna sit in
the fridge and then get thrown out after sixty days.
Right for that, Well, if you.

Speaker 4 (21:50):
Work here, it ain't happening.

Speaker 1 (21:52):
All right. Nobody's been on this side of the building
in five years for real, true, and refrigerators am packed.
Whose is this mine? Some of it's hours from you know,
bits we've done, and even then, I've gone in and
cleaned out quite a big I'll go ahead and say

(22:13):
fifty percent. Yeah, it's still fifty percent full with other
people's s that ain't here and haven't been here right time.
We should call them up. Hey, you need to come
up here and get your mayonnaise.

Speaker 4 (22:23):
I thought about this well.

Speaker 1 (22:24):
Normally, like when their fridge gets cleaned out, someone's like, hey,
I'm going to clean out the fridge. Da da dah.
I'm not gonna do that. I'm just gonna empty it. Yeah,
and then we'll find out who works here, who threw
away my horribullos. They've been in there since February. Threw
away February. They've been in there since two thousand and one,

(22:47):
before we were even here. All right, we got to
the fridge, man. We got to take a break. We've
got tickets who are gonna give away to Rock the River,
and we're gonna see what Lindsay wants to talk about.
And we got our top five songs. Take a break
and we'll be back in.

Speaker 7 (23:01):
Tulsa's Morning Show continues next with a Big Man Morning
Show on Tulsa's rock station ninety seven five MT.

Speaker 8 (23:12):
It's time for newsquakies, World news, local news, and news
that just makes you say, what the Here's Corbyn, Gimbi
and Lindsay with what's going on news quiggies from the
Big Man Morning Show In ninety seven five.

Speaker 5 (23:24):
Doctors prescribing poo pills with freeze dried feces for new
treatment dooty mm hmmm, pretty exciting stuff. They're calling them
crapsules poop. Yes, little capsules packed with freeze dried fecal matter,
having recently shown promise in treating everything from advanced cancer

(23:49):
to deadly.

Speaker 1 (23:50):
Liver disease woodd scoop poop.

Speaker 5 (23:53):
Some even say the fecal transplants, in which the poop
of a healthy person is transferred into someone else, could
be the key to crushing it at the gym and
reversing some signs of aging. Scoopdid whoop uk Researchers are
testing whether capsules containing freeze dried stool from healthy donors
can uproot antibiotic resistant bacteria hiding in patients.

Speaker 6 (24:17):
Guts woopy de scoop, woop woop.

Speaker 5 (24:20):
The translation someone else's pooh could save you from a superbug.
Scoopdid whoop, Now there is a caffeinated workout. Queen who
died from a heart attack at twenty eight, and her
heartbroken mom warns, keep your kids away from this stuff.
In the trial, forty one patients who had recently battled

(24:41):
drug resistant infections were split into two groups. One received
three sets of the poop pills over three days, while
the others were given placebos. The poop pill could be
a breakthrough for cancer that only has a ten percent
survival rate. A month later, those on the real tree
treatment were found to have healthy donor bacteria successfully colonizing

(25:04):
their guts, a sign the pills may have flushed out
the bad bugs.

Speaker 6 (25:09):
Woopdd scoop poop.

Speaker 5 (25:11):
One doctor says this is super exciting. There's a real
shift from twenty years ago yes with where all bacteria
and viruses were assumed to do harm, to now where
we realize they are completely necessary to do overall health. Superbugs,
which are germs that are resistant to antibiotic treatment, are

(25:33):
expected to cause up to thirty nine million deaths globally
by twenty fifty. Micro biome researcher Chris Sergaki told the
BBC that if the poop pills proved to be successful
and for their studies, fecal microbiota transplants could be the
new prescription drugs.

Speaker 1 (25:54):
Fecal matter transfers have been around since fourth century China.
They used Yeah, they used to have called the yellow soup. Eh.

Speaker 5 (26:02):
Well, and we've we've talked about people, yeah, you know,
getting money for if you have really healthy poop.

Speaker 1 (26:08):
Yes, super clean they can I know.

Speaker 4 (26:11):
Super clean?

Speaker 1 (26:12):
Y Yeah, healthy, it is healthy poop. I think there
used to be a long period and probably more recently,
like in the last fifteen twenty years, that we considered
fecal matter to just be bad. And now they say
the key to happy, like healthy life is having good
bowel movements. Yeah, and having tons of fiber in your

(26:36):
system from brain health, heart health, all that stuff. So
this is new but also not right. It's just improved.
They just focused on it because again they were like,
poop so bad. Yeah, nice, it is nasty, mom, mom,
I know what I want to do with my life.

(26:56):
Oh yeah, what's that I don't want to get into
poop research. Are you sure you don't want to be
a mechanic?

Speaker 4 (27:03):
Is that the shoemaker? No shoe type of thing?

Speaker 1 (27:05):
Oh? God right, you just don't ever go to the bathroom.
You're clogged up constantly because you don't want to mess
with it. Why am I the one that always cleaning up?
You work in that field, right, Come change this baby's
diaver No. I do it at work all day. I
don't want to come home and do it. Man tries
to trade a submachine gun on Facebook marketplace. This comes

(27:27):
out of Washington State where this dude, Jacob Dixon is
his name. He's on the Facebook marketplace. He's searching around
and he finds an ATV that he wants, so he
contacts the seller and he's like, hey, man, I will
trade you this submachine gun, a suppressor, and a motorcycle
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I know what's illegal in the state of Washington, but
don't tell anybody. So what does this snitch bitch do?
He goes and tells somebody inste He called the Sheriff's department,
lets them know what's going on. The Sheriff's Department then
teams up with the Lower Columbia Swat Team and they
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(28:12):
where they busted Jake. They got him on charges of
unlawful firearms first degree, unlawful possession of a firearm, dangerous weapons,
assault weapons, and a driving under suspension. Yeah. I don't
know if it's if. I don't know how we have
the attitude of snitching. If it's you know, when you

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see something, say something, uh, bazuka feels a little out
of line, you know, if it's a bazooka, maybe it's
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Leaders of Orgasmic Meditation Wellness Company convicted enforced labor trial.
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or as we eight year olds like to call it, masturbating. Yeah,
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in court on June ninth. Prosecutors say the pair ran
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adults who chose to be there and later regretted it.
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and will remain jailed until sentencing in twenty twenty five
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(30:04):
I got a job doing what so we tell and
help women how to pleasure themselves really in a more mindfulness.
No no, it's wellness. Is their hands on training. It's
a cult.

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No no, no, it's wellness.

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Right. There's just certain buzzwords you can use where people go,
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Speaker 9 (32:05):
D Linsen, Linsen, Lensen Lenzen, l A N D S
Why Lindsay Lindsay Lindsay.

Speaker 6 (32:19):
And D S y linncy.

Speaker 1 (32:25):
Can you do that well?

Speaker 5 (32:28):
Of course, Sunday is Father's Day and in honor of that,
I have compiled a list of something I find very
entertaining and if you know me, you probably already know
what that is.

Speaker 1 (32:41):
Wine, no union football, getting your butthole waxed with your
friend You going with your friend while they get their.

Speaker 4 (32:49):
Butt whole waxed.

Speaker 6 (32:52):
Dad jokes.

Speaker 1 (32:53):
That was your next g We were gonna get our
buttholes wax. But what else?

Speaker 4 (32:58):
It's gonna feel very similar.

Speaker 5 (33:02):
So dad jokes can be very corny. Yes, that's the
point of a dad joke, But what makes.

Speaker 6 (33:08):
Them good is the delivery.

Speaker 5 (33:11):
And this list that I have comes from all types
of dads of all ages. And some of the dads
are friends of our show, some are not, but I've
written them all down and placed them in this basket here,
and so I thought we would go around the room,
and it's a.

Speaker 6 (33:30):
There's a lot of them.

Speaker 4 (33:32):
Do you think we're gonna ask there's gotta be.

Speaker 5 (33:37):
Yes, there's more than enough. We'll pass it around the
room and you read it out loud and if you
get one of us to laugh at your dad joke,
whoever laughs takes a sip or drink, a slug, a
swig of a beer, a traditional dad drink.

Speaker 1 (33:56):
I've got an IPA for Corbin.

Speaker 5 (34:01):
Unfortunately, they're all I pay.

Speaker 1 (34:05):
That's I don't think that's not an I p A.
It's a long Oh yeah, it's very crafty. Yeah, yeah, red,
white and blue.

Speaker 5 (34:14):
Though yeah, oh yeah, listen to a crack open and.

Speaker 6 (34:21):
Well we'll let Corbin. We'll let Corbyn start the baskets
closest to you.

Speaker 5 (34:27):
Okay, you read about the delivery.

Speaker 4 (34:29):
If we laugh, we have to drink, right yeah, right, wait,
you laugh?

Speaker 1 (34:38):
I drink if I make you laugh, or you if
I make you laugh, you have to drink. Yeah, yes, huh, Okay,
the laughers have to drink. Okay. I gave my handyman
a to do list, but he only did jobs one, three,
and five. Turns out he only does I jobs.

Speaker 6 (35:04):
Not bad.

Speaker 1 (35:05):
Did make me laugh? I didn't know where you wanted
me to hand it. Oh so we're gonna pass it
around a little circle there or reach down here you
get one at the bottom. Joke number two And joke
number two says how many tickles does it take to
make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles? That's a snicker.

Speaker 6 (35:29):
I think that it was he came out of my nose.

Speaker 1 (35:34):
That'll be a movie that you for most later.

Speaker 4 (35:38):
Tentacles are it came out of my nose?

Speaker 1 (35:41):
Drink? Thanks, that's going on the poll. Listen, I'll take it.

Speaker 5 (35:49):
What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbonzo bean.
I've never paid to have a garbonzo bean on my face.

Speaker 1 (36:01):
I don't feel like that's a dad joke. That just
feels like an inapproate Like we're dad joke's supposed to
be able tell in front of kids. Yeah right, yeah,
somewhat clean. You know, that's why the dad jokes. Yeah,
the kid's not gonna get the garbonds of being Ah,
how do you make holy water? I don't know.

Speaker 4 (36:24):
You boil the hell out of it?

Speaker 1 (36:30):
All right? Oh, hell I had one. I dropped it.
We'll see what this one has to say. This one
never dated a tennis player. Love means nothing to them.
Tennis joke. Can't go wrong with a good tennis joke.

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Mm hmm.

Speaker 5 (36:55):
All right, what concert costs just forty five cents fifty
cent featuring nickelback.

Speaker 6 (37:09):
Hmm.

Speaker 1 (37:13):
I'm quite surprised how well this is turning out. I
was gonna tell a time traveling joke, but you guys
didn't like it. Oh, goet it. I'll read it again.
Time traveling joke. I was gonna tell you a time
traveling joke, but you guys didn't past tense like it

(37:39):
got it. That was lame, just my opinion. And this
one here, Well, I was gonna tell a joke about layoffs,
but sadly none of them work.

Speaker 5 (38:01):
H How many ears does Captain Kirk have?

Speaker 6 (38:10):
Three?

Speaker 5 (38:11):
The left ear, the right ear, and the final front ear.

Speaker 6 (38:21):
Ah that's that.

Speaker 1 (38:25):
The look on my face says everything. I think.

Speaker 4 (38:27):
When you're begging for it to be a laugh, that's
not a laugh.

Speaker 1 (38:31):
That that lip curled up and the nose scrunch mans
that joke thinks. What did the grape say when it
got stepped on? What we're already laughing? I haven't even
I'm just curious as to what the punch line is? Nothing?

Speaker 4 (38:52):
Just a little wine.

Speaker 1 (38:55):
I'll give you for the you know, pre laughing? All right,
reach in deep, find something And it says I hate
those people who knock on your door and say you
need to get saved or you'll burn stupid fireman like out?

(39:16):
Uh huh?

Speaker 4 (39:21):
Do firemen show up and say that? Do they knock
on the door. I don't feel like fireman knock.

Speaker 1 (39:25):
I think they just come all in.

Speaker 4 (39:28):
That's just usually you're out.

Speaker 1 (39:30):
I mean sometimes.

Speaker 5 (39:33):
I got carded at a liquor store and my Blockbuster
card accidentally fell out the cashier said.

Speaker 1 (39:41):
Never mind again.

Speaker 6 (39:48):
I got carded at.

Speaker 5 (39:49):
A liquor store and my Blockbuster card accidentally fell out.
The cashier said, never mind.

Speaker 1 (39:55):
Why are you still carrying your Blockbuster card on you?
This is how, for nostalgic reasons, you just never clean
out your wallet. I've just watched a documentary on marijuana. Yeah,
I think all documentaries should be watched this way. Hear

(40:15):
that because documentaries are boring. Oh, I like them. I
like documentaries more so than documentaries. But that's just me. Oh,
I read this wrong. So that's why I'm snickering already.
I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew

(40:38):
on me. I'm laughing because of how you saw it
the first time. You know exactly how I saw it,
my eekal hair. A matter of fact, I don't even
know how the joke finished because I was so focused
on how you saw it.

Speaker 6 (40:56):
What do you do to have a space party?

Speaker 1 (41:00):
You plan it, plan the planets?

Speaker 7 (41:10):
Right.

Speaker 1 (41:12):
A bought shoes from a drug dealer once. Yeah, I
don't know what he laced them with, but I was
tripping all day. It's a sarcastic laugh, but I know
you're gonna catch me on that, and that's good, just
to drink of beer this early anymore? Here passing on
over there, there was a break in at the wig factory.

(41:39):
Police are comb in the area.

Speaker 6 (41:42):
That's that bad, all right? What did the skillet eat
on its birthday pancakes?

Speaker 1 (42:01):
Today? At the bank, an old lady asked me to
check her balance, so I pushed her over. That was good.
I don't know what it is, but people falling just
cracks me the hell up. Which is more funny people
falling or people getting hit in the balls? Ooh, people falling? Yeah,

(42:23):
I don't know, because when you see people fall on ice,
like they slip down their steps, I'm like, that's not funny. No,
so it hurt. I cringe when I watched it because
a lot of those fail videos pop up on my
FYP and a lot of them are people falling in
the driveway, on the ice, on wherever, and I cringe.
I'm like, ooh, But at the same time, I'm still laughing,
And I guess the same thing kind of applies two nutshots.

(42:46):
You know. It's just I don't know. I find people falling,
whether it's fat people falling, old people falling, kids falling,
just people falling. I think it's different because people that
fall on ice I don't think is funny because there's
nothing could have done to avoid it. But when there's
this really great one of this guy walking out of
his house and he gets caught in his own feet

(43:07):
and he falls, but as he falls, he's perfectly spaced
away from the edge of his truck and his face
right into the truck and DNTs it and you're like,
damn man, Yeah, so I don't feel bad for him,
like you just got caught up in your feet. The
other one is like, there's nothing you could have done,
you were unsuspecting of the moment. But walking up ice

(43:28):
I think is pretty funny.

Speaker 5 (43:29):
But there's also when you have the double whammy where
you're falling and you hit your junk.

Speaker 6 (43:35):
So like if you're on the ropes or if you're
on the.

Speaker 5 (43:38):
Skateboard or the bicycle and you fall and you hit
your junk, then you get a double laugh. There's also
this video of a guy walking out of his house
and he's carrying a coffee cup and he walks down
the steps and he slips on the ice and he
breaks the cup and he falls on his butt and
then his wife is right behind him and she watches

(44:00):
him do this, and like an idiot, she does the
exact same thing, like she's not gonna have the same results. Yeah,
it's it's pretty it's pretty fun.

Speaker 4 (44:09):
People carrying beverages falling is very funny.

Speaker 1 (44:14):
Like the servers or whatever. They go no, Like I
just I'm bringing my door dash order to the door
or whatever, and you know, my eighty five cokes and
just goes there. Yeah. Hey, what's the difference between light
and hard? It's easier to fall asleep with a light on. Again,

(44:37):
I don't know if that's the one you would tell kids, right,
they wouldn't get it.

Speaker 6 (44:41):
This one's definitely not one to tell kids.

Speaker 1 (44:45):
What do you call a man with a two inch
Penis Corbyn?

Speaker 6 (44:49):
Justin?

Speaker 1 (44:51):
Oh yeah, I don't consider these dad jokes. These are
dirty jokes, which are not dad jokes. All right, we
just found out Grandpa is now addicted to viagra. Oh yeah,
nobody is taking it harder than grandma. Yeah, that's not

(45:12):
a dad joke.

Speaker 5 (45:16):
I found a book called How to Solve Fifty Percent
of Your Problems, so I bought two mm.

Speaker 1 (45:31):
How does the moon cut his hair? How eclipse it hey, oh,
maybe chuckle on the inside. Does that count? That counts?

Speaker 6 (45:42):
How do you follow Will Smith?

Speaker 1 (45:44):
Might just chop deliver over here? That's twice.

Speaker 4 (45:46):
She's just very eager to get to another joke.

Speaker 1 (45:50):
It's okay, listen, you can bypass me. Gimpie often forgotten.
It's okay. Hey is this pool safe for diving? It deepens? Oh,
got your own rule? Huh?

Speaker 6 (46:06):
How do you follow Will Smith in the snow?

Speaker 1 (46:10):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (46:11):
You follow the fresh prince.

Speaker 1 (46:17):
I'm just not sure if we're going again because of time?

Speaker 6 (46:19):
Oh yeah, last one?

Speaker 1 (46:22):
Cor Uh. What's the difference between a pickpocket and a
peeping tom? The pickpocket snatches watches. That's a good point,
very good, all right, I think I got the thinnest
one out of the whole bunch. Look at this, It's

(46:44):
like thinner than a god name fortune cookie. All right,
go borrow your glasses. See here. I'm such a good navigator.
A self driving car once asked me for directions. I
didn't come up with these jokes.

Speaker 6 (47:04):
Yeah, that's a horrible one.

Speaker 5 (47:06):
But anyway, to all the dads out there, including.

Speaker 4 (47:08):
You're not doing a last one?

Speaker 1 (47:09):
Do the last one?

Speaker 5 (47:12):
Fine? I went to the Aquarium this weekend, but I
didn't stay long. There's something fishy about that place. Mm hmm. Anyway,
to all the dads out there, including the two of you,
have a very happy Father's Day.

Speaker 9 (47:26):
On Linzen Linsen, Linsen, Linzen, l n d SC Why Lindsay, Lindsay,
Lindsay and the synncy.

Speaker 1 (47:47):
Do you fill?

Speaker 7 (47:50):
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So let's go ahead and find out who's gonna be
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I am dominating this one with nine and Lindsay has seven,
and you will.

Speaker 4 (48:40):
You've got to last week's winners.

Speaker 1 (48:42):
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Speaker 4 (49:02):
Let's go to the phone. Good morning, you're on the air.

Speaker 1 (49:04):
What is your name?

Speaker 2 (49:06):
Hi?

Speaker 1 (49:06):
My name is Jacksine.

Speaker 4 (49:08):
Hi, Jasmine, how are you?

Speaker 1 (49:10):
I'm doing fine, sir? How are you good? Ma'am?

Speaker 4 (49:12):
All right?

Speaker 1 (49:12):
Who would you like to give? Clues? Lindsay or Corbyn? Uh, Lindsay, Jasmine.
Sixty seconds are on the clock. Timer starts after the
first clue. Are you ready? Yes, sir?

Speaker 6 (49:25):
Okay?

Speaker 5 (49:26):
This film is Meg Ryan, Billy Crystal.

Speaker 1 (49:32):
Yes, when are you? Yes?

Speaker 5 (49:34):
We talk about this movie a lot. Morgan Freeman Prison. Yes,
I see Dead People sixth cents.

Speaker 6 (49:44):
Yes. Double Pointer. This is a movie about.

Speaker 5 (49:51):
An animal that lives in the water and says a
quack and it is came from outer space, Blank.

Speaker 6 (50:03):
Stern, Howard the duck. Yes, this is another double Pointer.
It was a book.

Speaker 5 (50:11):
You probably read it in high school. If you murder someone,
another word for murder is what. Yes, this is a
comic book and being into a movie. I think it's
DC or maybe Marvel. And it's a bug that eats

(50:33):
all at your picnic. And yes, oh my goodness, this
is what you have if you drink too much the
next day.

Speaker 1 (50:46):
Hangover? Yes, time time.

Speaker 4 (50:49):
Have you not seen that movie? Which one the hangover?

Speaker 5 (50:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (50:53):
Excellent job, Jasmine. It's almost as if you were getting help.

Speaker 4 (50:56):
Hang on the line.

Speaker 1 (50:57):
Okay, thank you. Yeah, we're kind of went to speakerphone
right when.

Speaker 4 (51:03):
Good morning, you're on the air. What is your name?

Speaker 1 (51:06):
Oh my name is Joel. All right, Joel? We need
to beat nine. Okay, all right, here we go. This
is a double pointer. It is an old Western movie.
I think the original had John Wayne the I believe

(51:27):
it's a Cohen Brothers movie. It has a time deign
no close that is a time designation, and a city
in Arizona. I believe three ten correct. This Tom Hanks
movie is his most famous. He sits on a park bench.

(51:50):
This correct.

Speaker 4 (51:53):
This movie is a Ryan Reynolds movie. Comic book Dark.

Speaker 1 (51:58):
I think they're on their third took it, Ryan Reynolds
and cool Correct Tom Cruise movie, If I'm not mistaken.
It was also an Orson Wells radio story. Oh there
is a conflict and that is weapons are involved. That's

(52:18):
known as a.

Speaker 4 (52:22):
Correct and for the world.

Speaker 1 (52:23):
Correct Leonardo DiCaprio movie in Thailand, Marijuana Fields.

Speaker 5 (52:32):
Time.

Speaker 1 (52:32):
We've got our top five songs, top five dad rock songs,
perfect for Father's Day. But first we got to see
what's in Ghibbe's four by four well an this is
he that States sue twenty three and me. Nearly thirty
states are suing twenty three and me. The DNA geneology

(52:52):
company filed for bankruptcy. The lawsuit seeks to stop the
company from auctioning off the private genetic data of around
fifteen million customers. Lawsuit r used DNA, DANTA health related
traits and medical records are too sensitive to be sold
without each person's consent. Customers of twenty three and meter
can also take steps to have their genetic information that's

(53:14):
stored by the company deleted.

Speaker 4 (53:16):
Yeah, yeah, this is why it's wild.

Speaker 1 (53:20):
Yeah, but is it ever actually really deleted? You gotta
hope I hit the delete button. You're right, but now
some company who couldn't manage their expenses has your genetic codes. Yeah,
and they're gonna do all they can to get out
of the negative, right, so they'll sell it to China

(53:40):
or the highest bidder they could. Yeah, they could. And
the next thing, you know, you got clones of whomever
robots or let me paint a different picture, huh. Their
security Internet security are it department isn't up to par
because they had to fire everybody or had to cut
costs where they could, and now they are more susceptible

(54:03):
to hacking and biometric stealing. Thanks.

Speaker 4 (54:07):
And the next thing you know, you're being suspected of
a crime in China.

Speaker 1 (54:10):
Yeah, all because you wanted to find out if you're
a European or not. It's right, I'm really irish. Right,
what else we got here?

Speaker 7 (54:19):
Hey?

Speaker 1 (54:19):
General Motors is investing four billion dollars in US plants.
GM says it's investing four billion dollars in three US plants,
moving some production from Mexico. The plan announced yesterday will
bring assemblies of the Blazer and Equinox to the US.
The money will also be used to convert a Michigan

(54:39):
plant that was expected to produce electric vehicles into making
gas powered subs and trucks. It says here that a
new bipartisan push in Congress aims to raise the federal
minimum wage to fifteen dollars an hour. Senator Josh Holly
and Democratic Peter Welch introduced the bill yesterday. It would

(55:01):
double the current rate and tie future increases to inflation,
something the US hasn't done since two thousand and nine.
If it's past, the hike would kick in next year.
And then lastly, here d EQ is testing water in
Hominy to see if the boil order can be lifted.
The Oklahoma Department of Environmental Quality went to Homedy yesterday

(55:23):
and is testing the water to see if a boil
order could be lifted. The de EQ elevated the precautionary
boil order to mandatory boil order back in May, and
due to the turbidity of the water, the soonest the
city could see a boil order lifted is Thursday Friday.
We're at the latest month. Stephen Germany of Chelsea heard

(55:43):
the queue earlier and got qualified for kmod's fifty for
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So another chance is coming up very soon, so be
listening for that. Que. This is this thing of like

(56:05):
what's the most evil jobs? Okay, like you think of
and are the most evil jobs? I I don't know
if like one on the list was MLM. Anybody does MLM.
I don't know if that's evil. What is their definition
of evil? I guess we need to find out. I
think we can go with a general definition. Well, when

(56:27):
I think of evil, I think doctor evil, you know,
wringing of the hands, and it's definitely you're up to
no good. Let's just pull out of the air, cartel
leader evil job. And that's probably the extreme end of it.
But that's kind of why I'm like, what do you
mean by evil?

Speaker 7 (56:47):
Right?

Speaker 1 (56:48):
Well, and to be specific, it says MLM high ups,
like people that are higher up, not to people just
trying like.

Speaker 4 (56:54):
Man, I got this job, I'm gonna make a lot
of money.

Speaker 1 (56:56):
Okay, right, I'm not those people. So the people that
are running it and getting the other okay, I'll buy that. Yeah,
I don't know if evil feels a little different than
cartel leader. That feels mercenary, right, but you're still you're
still swindling people, which I think I would consider that evil.
You're swindling people, You're lying to people, and you know

(57:20):
you're lying to people to get them under your MLM.

Speaker 4 (57:23):
I don't know if that's true.

Speaker 1 (57:24):
I think there are people that sell MLMs essential oils,
some drink you put in a shaker that's going to
make you lose weight, some mushroom tea. They really believe that.
I think they're not all of them, but I think
a lot of the people that use it and have
what they think is success then start selling it because
they want to do God's work and like, I got

(57:46):
to share this great news. I guess maybe those gulible people,
but I think I think the majority of them know
that they're ripping people off. But okay, I'll give you
that MLM. Another one on this list is a lobbyist,
specific tobacco lobbyists. I think lobbyists don't have your best
interest in heart. That's true, Yeah, I would say any lobbyist,

(58:09):
I wouldn't just narrow it down straight to tobacco tobacco
is bad. We all know that, but any lobbyist, because
they're just trying to take your money and they're trying
to convince you though what they're their cause is the greatest.
I'm good on that. Another one of people that I
think these are evil jobs gambling and crypto influencers that

(58:32):
also aim their content at kids.

Speaker 4 (58:36):
Okay, I'm just gonna take.

Speaker 1 (58:39):
Off the first three words of that sentence, gambling and
crypto and just go with influencers that aim their content
at kids. Yeah, they should be leaving the kids alone.
Influencers are in general, and I'm not talking about celebrities
that do it right. I'm talking about the girl who's
a nurse and then all so does this and are

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trying to become this or the guy who does you know,
doesn't have a job, but does this to try and
gain right. Those people don't know what they're talking about
at all. They have no brand to try and establish,
where like a Kim Kardashian if you will, or ad
Jason Tatum or whoever like, they have a brand, right,

(59:22):
a little bit different, but they're established. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Engineers at TikTok and Google who maximize children's addictions to
the apps. Okay, is it the engineers? I mean I
guess somebody's got a program it, right, because my thought was,
is that the engineers that are actually doing it, or

(59:42):
is it the algorithm? Well, somebody engineers wrote the algorithmically,
but I don't know if the engineers is the right attack.

Speaker 4 (59:50):
They're just trying to they're making wizzywigs.

Speaker 1 (59:53):
True, true, they just trying to do a job. You
might want to look at the heads of those businesses
as probably the evil ones. Somebody over there somewhere is like, hey,
that would be great targeted towards kids.

Speaker 6 (01:00:07):
Well, they got the money, they fund it, and then
they're like, hey your kids.

Speaker 1 (01:00:10):
You know, you know what to do with this. I
get split on this a little bit because yes, they're
just trying to get a job and they're the wizzywigs.

Speaker 4 (01:00:17):
But also if your friend's.

Speaker 1 (01:00:18):
Like, hey, I got a job, and you're like, what
do you do, and you're like, I just go get
this box truck and I don't look in the back,
and then I drive it somewhere, you know, twenty miles
north of the border, and then I leave it.

Speaker 5 (01:00:29):
Ah.

Speaker 1 (01:00:30):
Yeah, dude, Yeah, I get you're just trying to collect
a check.

Speaker 4 (01:00:33):
But you know that's not okay.

Speaker 1 (01:00:36):
You don't know, you don't you know? You know, you
don't know, you do you The cat may be alive.
You don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:00:43):
Anything.

Speaker 1 (01:00:44):
Shroud cloaked in secrecy is not good, right, it's just
frozen chicken. Man. They're not telling you because they want
to surprise you. They're not telling you because it's illegal.
This one's I feel fair. I don't know why. It's
number nine on the list. Arms dealer literally any merchant
of death. Yeah, that feels fair. I don't know if

(01:01:09):
I agree with that. Necessarily arms dealers people buy guns.
It's our Second Amendment right to own arms. I don't
think they're talking about that, okay, but I mean one
large quantity arms dealers. Right. One could say that if
you own a gun shop, even if you're on the
up and up right, you're still an arms dealer. You're

(01:01:32):
still dealing weapons. Even the ones that have like let's
just say a booth at the flea market that are
selling those Ninji swords, you know what I mean, they're
arms dealers. Maybe, I think when you say the term
arms dealers, you automatically make an assumption of illegal gun
sales globally. Right where you've got to go meet the

(01:01:55):
guy at an instabul merchant shop, right yeah, or go
somewhere in East Europe where it's cloudy, right maybe raining
anybody working for payday lenders. Those people are just trying
to do a job, man. Yeah, But again, you know

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people are coming in and you're taking advantage of them.
You took a job knowing that this is what you're doing.
You're taking advantage of them. I have a different opinion,
not different from you, though, of those people are choosing
to go in there, right right. Nobody gives you free money, right, Absolutely,
everything comes with the price. The price should probably not

(01:02:41):
be so hefty when it comes to those sort of things.
But again, these are businesses and what a businesses do.
They're there to make money, so you got to do
it somehow. I think that you made a statement earlier
about gullible people that fall for MLMs, And the difference
is is I'm assuming you're applying yourself. You're not. You

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haven't fallt for that because you are. Your eyes were
open about it, right, Well, if your eyes aren't open
about payday loans, you're gullible too, right, I've done so.
To me, it's gullible and some people have to exact
and I understand that. So that's why I'm like, there
is kind of a need for it. Yeah, that's kind
of where I'm at. They're actually helping people, and I

(01:03:23):
think that's fantastic because there's folks I've had to do
it before. Hell, I'm doing it right now, you know
what I mean. It's the company that's charging so much.
They don't have to charge that much. Again, I get it,
it's a business. We're here to make some money, but
come on, three hundred percent interest, that's a little ridiculous.

(01:03:44):
Drop that down a little bit and maybe you won't
look so bad. It's legalized loan sharking. That's really all
it is.

Speaker 4 (01:03:50):
They're just not going to break your knees if.

Speaker 1 (01:03:51):
You don't pay it. Right, THO is ruin your credit? Right? Uh?

Speaker 4 (01:03:57):
The advertising industry I don't think so.

Speaker 1 (01:03:59):
No way, man. The advertising industry is fantastic. And if
you would like to advertise with us people who spread disinformation,
I okay, glance over. I agree with that, But if
we want to really parse it out, what's disinformation? So
that that that is the part that I'm like, well,
slow down, right, nobody, nobody really knows. They're just not

(01:04:23):
what the people know. But if you aren't willing to
accept the truth that there is a child, a pedophile
ring underneath the pizza place, then you're you're you're you're
you're in line with the state, right, you know what
I'm saying, Like, disinformation only works if you're.

Speaker 4 (01:04:43):
Open to the idea that you're wrong. And who wants
to be nobody does.

Speaker 1 (01:04:50):
Papa Razzi? Well they killed Diana. Yes, that's a weird
way to say, Queen she would have been.

Speaker 4 (01:05:02):
I don't know, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:05:05):
I'm not ready to lump in the people that chase
someone through a tunnel or whatever as the same people
who follow the rules and do it right exactly.

Speaker 6 (01:05:14):
They're making a living and we're here for we like
to see, you know, there's.

Speaker 4 (01:05:20):
A demand for sure.

Speaker 1 (01:05:21):
Maybe maybe that's what this is about. This is the
extremes of those doesn't say that those exactly, just as
Papa loved them all in there, and I think with
any one of these jobs, those are the extremes, those
paparazzi that will do whatever it takes to get the shot. Uh,

(01:05:43):
we got one more and I want to hit real quick.
There's others, but Purdue Pharma. Yeah, no, they're bad because
of oxy cotton, but they also have done some drugs
that saved and made people's lives really great.

Speaker 4 (01:05:53):
Sure, and I don't know if we can throw all
of it out.

Speaker 1 (01:05:56):
Because of that.

Speaker 4 (01:05:57):
So the oxy cotton stuff one percent.

Speaker 1 (01:06:00):
Yeah. I was watching TV with the Gal the other
day and I swear, dude, it was every stop, every
commercial break, there was at least three commercials for prescription drugs,
and I thought that was so ridiculous, so much overkill.

(01:06:22):
I'm like, why why is there so much advertising for
these drugs? And they of course, you know, it's the
side effects or a mile long and they're all worse
than what you're trying to get treated for. This person
had texted in and I don't know if it's on
that list that you found in knock Horbon, but I'll
have to agree with at funeral homes, they're doing a service, yes,

(01:06:44):
and it's a great service, thank you, But do you
have to bend everyone over and rape them to the
nth degree when it comes to just wanting to put
your loved one down. It's a necessary service, and I'm
not ready to lump them in with Purdue Pharma one on. No,

(01:07:09):
and I'm going to take it back about Purdue Farmer
just a quick look, I thought, no, they only do
pain meds.

Speaker 4 (01:07:14):
Oh yeah, like fitting all and codeine.

Speaker 1 (01:07:18):
They have brought this world down. Yeah, they suck arms dealers.
I'm actually more okay with Yeah, take a break, we'll
be back.

Speaker 7 (01:07:27):
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Speaker 1 (01:07:36):
I can't decide if people don't want to admit they're
old or if they're wrong, because people are saying in
anything early two thousands is Dad Rock?

Speaker 4 (01:07:49):
Well that's nothing. I don't know if that's true. That's
twenty years.

Speaker 1 (01:07:53):
If you had a kid who had had a kid
at sixteen, that could be anything true, you know what
I'm saying. Right, That's what makes the Dad Rock so
interesting because it's like, again, whose dad is Is it
your dad as in like the thirty forty fifty year
old dads, or is it you know, like my kid's dad.

Speaker 5 (01:08:14):
He's in his early twenties, right, I consider Dad Rock
my dad Dad Rock because and especially since that is
the first music I was ever introduced to.

Speaker 1 (01:08:24):
Yeah, but I think dad rock in general terms isn't
referencing your dad, right. You can be a fan of
dad rock. That is not music that is necessarily your
dad's right.

Speaker 4 (01:08:37):
It's music that once was that we that is labeled
as not cool anymore.

Speaker 1 (01:08:43):
So this is just the definition of what they say
is dad rock rock music that appeals to an older
generation or that is heavily influenced by that of an
earlier era era.

Speaker 4 (01:09:00):
So yeah, dad rock isn't necessarily you don't have to
be a dad, right or a male right.

Speaker 1 (01:09:04):
It's something you listen to in your earlier years, in
your teen years or you know, early adult years. Yeah,
I think so. Yeah, you just don't want to meet
your old Yeah, there's nothing wrong. Embrace the old. It's
gonna happen. The story you tell yourself of like, oh
I'm old, you then believe it if you just go yeah,

(01:09:26):
that's an age right, whatever age. Here's what I know
is I as the elder in the room. Truth.

Speaker 4 (01:09:35):
I've never been told I'm young.

Speaker 1 (01:09:39):
I'm always there's always another person that's like, well, you
see what I'm saying. So in my mind, eventually that'll
run out, right, But I'm always gonna there's always gonna
be someone's like, ah, you're young. Well of course, so
to me, being fifty means nothing because the eighty year
olds are like, a you young whip. Yeah, I wish

(01:10:01):
I could be fifty again, right right. Meanwhile, you've got
the twenty year olds or the teens that are like,
damn old head, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:10:12):
One hundred percent right, that is what it is.

Speaker 1 (01:10:15):
Sometimes after working out or doing something physical mowing the yard,
I'm like, who yeah, I feel you. I get that
same feeling sitting up. We do a drill in jiu
jitsu where you have to sit up huh, And I'm
always like the guy's like, are you okay? I'm like,
a fine, start quickly so I can lay down. He's

(01:10:38):
got a roll real quick. Before I pull something, They're like,
just reach you know, just sit up real fast. I'm like,
what are you talking about?

Speaker 4 (01:10:47):
Who are you?

Speaker 1 (01:10:49):
Superman? The coach the professor is always like He's always like,
and guys, if you're over a certain age, you don't
need to get down on one elbow before you get up,
Just get up. I'm like, i don't know what you're
talking about. And I take offense to that. How old
is this guy? Exactly exactly it will happen one day.
You're gonna need an elbow, maybe even two of them. Right,

(01:11:12):
you do a drill and they're like, hey, we're gonna
get up and do the next drill, and don't take
a bunch of time. I'm like, bitch, I gotta get
on my knees. I've got to get one leg up.
I gotta put an elbow on that knee, and I
gonna stabilize myself to get my other foot up.

Speaker 4 (01:11:27):
Uh huh, get my center of gravity where it needs
to be.

Speaker 1 (01:11:30):
How long do you think that takes? Uh huh. It's
a process because if you mess up one little part,
you're tumbled over and you gotta start all over again.

Speaker 4 (01:11:39):
And I'm panting carrying a little bit of shame.

Speaker 6 (01:11:41):
Right, You're lucky I showed up today.

Speaker 1 (01:11:46):
I don't need no asterisk, Like, hey, can the old
guys roll together because you slow down the younger guys
Like I don't like your tone, young man, appreciate you,
will respect your elders. Yeah, if you can catch me,
old man, god damn it. Well, when I do you

(01:12:07):
better watch it?

Speaker 4 (01:12:11):
Sorry, I'm farton I had oatmeal for breakfast.

Speaker 1 (01:12:16):
Sorry I'm farting. I'm just existing, right, I know I'm alive.

Speaker 5 (01:12:23):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:12:25):
Lindsey Costco, Michigan or Murder Murder, Louisiana. Dad has been
arrested for second degree murder after he allegedly left his
one year old daughter in a hot car for over
nine hours.

Speaker 6 (01:12:42):
People are still doing this.

Speaker 1 (01:12:44):
The incident unfolded after Joseph Boatman consumed multiple alcoholic beverages
when he went to pick up his twenty one month
old daughter from a relative's house shortly after two thirty
in the morning. Damn, The thirty two year old man
allegedly strapped his daughter into a car seat, went inside

(01:13:06):
the home and didn't return to the car, according to
the sheriff. More than nine hours later, deputies were sent
to the house after a family member found the toddler
unresponsive in the car. The temperature had climbed to ninety
five degrees on Sunday, the heat index feels like one
hundred and five degrees. This is devastating loss that no

(01:13:29):
family member wants to face when a child is left
in a vehicle, especially on a day. When the heat
climbs over one hundred degrees, the outcome can turned deadly.
The girls of the fifth child to die in a
heart cart in the US this year. On average, thirty
eight children die in hot cars every year in the US.
About eighty eight percent of them are three years old
or younger. I'm confused because it says two thirty in

(01:13:54):
the morning. So he went to a relative's house shortly
after two thirty in the morning, so that would have
been the overnight hours. First of all, don't pick up
a kid at two thirty in the morning. Well, maybe
he works the overnight ship, just got off a word.

Speaker 4 (01:14:05):
No, he was drunk.

Speaker 1 (01:14:06):
Okay, maybe he just went to the bar, and you know,
he should have went and got his kid, right. I
can't just leave them there in Nana's house. Yeah, yeah,
you can. I feel like in this story specifically, it
could have right, and it would have been a we
wouldn't be reading it. Yeah, if he just would have said, Nana,
not you're gonna wake up your kid?

Speaker 4 (01:14:30):
Yeah, dead dead, wait them to come on, just leave them.

Speaker 1 (01:14:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:14:34):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:14:35):
My parents used to do it when they deliver newspapers
way back in the day. They'd run several jobs or whatever.
And I'll remember them waking us up at three o'clock
in the morning, loading us up in the back of
the comet, and we'd ride around town. They'd deliver newspapers
while we slept in the back.

Speaker 4 (01:14:53):
Yeah, that sounds necessary. They're also they're not drunk, right,
I didn't.

Speaker 1 (01:14:57):
Know they might have been, but yeah, residual right, right,
But two thirty in the morning, nine hours.

Speaker 4 (01:15:04):
So he got the car and then went inside.

Speaker 6 (01:15:10):
So nine thirty in the morning, two thirty.

Speaker 4 (01:15:12):
In the morning, and nine hours would have been.

Speaker 1 (01:15:15):
It's to nine thirty the next day, Okay, so it
got up to one hundred and five degrees.

Speaker 4 (01:15:23):
Yeah that early in the.

Speaker 1 (01:15:25):
Morning, about ten thirty in the morning. But either way, yeah,
I guess, depending on where it's at. You remember this
was back in twenty ten, I think, is what it was.
I was DJing at the club and left there at
two thirty in the morning, and it was one hundred
and four degrees outside right at two thirty in the morning.

(01:15:47):
So it's possible, except this is now. Yeah, true, it's
not July or Augusta Louisiana. It's the humidity. That's not
to always say that right, No, that's he killed the kids,
not the heat. I went on the Strip with my
mom and she told me a story about when I

(01:16:08):
was two my brother was five, they decided to go
to Yellowstone. People going on road trips and they're younger,
not a big deal. But to take a two and
a five year old on a road trip seems insane
to me. To Yellowstone and bamp Canada. And to do
that with a two and a five year old in
a camper, yeah, to me is just I don't know,

(01:16:30):
it just feels crazy. If you do it all the time,
it makes I get it. But two and five, you're napping,
you're essen everywhere, right, you're kind of a mess. Yeah,
and you're gonna go on a road trip. And then
it dawned on me their car seats weren't a thing. No,
you just in the back rolling around.

Speaker 4 (01:16:49):
So I'm like, did you just prop me up and
like leave me?

Speaker 1 (01:16:52):
Because two year olds they're kind of stable, I guess
at that point they can they're okay, they're not you know,
newborns like popping their head on the right yeah, every
so often, But to have them running a muck in
the back seat feels crazy to me. That is nothing
man of the station wagon, where they would Yeah, all
of us kids back there, and we turn around and

(01:17:14):
flip off the person behind us.

Speaker 4 (01:17:16):
Yeah, I get it.

Speaker 1 (01:17:18):
I'm just saying I liked the idea of having kids.
We go on car rides and they're secured, kind of
like in a mobile prison. Da. They can't get around
and do anything. I'm not sitting here yearning for the
yellin your times. I like the idea of when I'm driving,
I don't have to worry about them sticking, you know,
climbing out the window. Listen, here's the deal man with

(01:17:38):
the windows rolled up and the car full of cigarette smoke.
You can't see them.

Speaker 4 (01:17:42):
Back there, right, dude, I remember just begging to roll
the window down.

Speaker 1 (01:17:45):
Can I please just get a bit of fresh air
after being in the car for five hours of cigarettes
smoke in this hot box of tobacco. You've got lung
cancer and never smoked a day in your life, not intentionally, right?

Speaker 6 (01:18:01):
Did parents smoke?

Speaker 7 (01:18:02):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:18:03):
Yeah, it was the eighties. Everybody smoked. That everybody smoked
and had mustaches. Yeah, even the women. I mean, I
always think about this moment as like the biggest reason
not to smoke. It is the having to paint annually
in our house because of the smokering around on the wall.

(01:18:23):
You kidding. That is paint that brings itself on overtime.
Like these walls were white, but over time we're painted,
they're now a soft beige, an eggshell now beige.

Speaker 9 (01:18:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:18:34):
I never once had to lift a brush.

Speaker 4 (01:18:36):
Yeah no, that was the annual painting.

Speaker 1 (01:18:38):
And I'm like, what you just you want punishment, You're
you're asking for a lot of not fun stuff to
have to paint the whole house. Good time, we had wallpaper, right,
good luck, Take a break, We'll be back.

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