BMMS 6-13-25

HAPPY FRIGGIN' "A" FRIDAY!!! It's Father's Day Weekend So We Gave You Beer For Missing Your Dad, DJ Tanner Says The TV Is A Portal To Demonic Stuff, Japan Is Banning Stupid Names, Imagine Playig Disc Golf And A Hammerhead Shark Falls On You Fron The Sky, Mike From Andolinis Stiops By, Tazer Time Trivia, Willy Nilly, & TV Dads!!!!

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burr that fiftieth anniversary Miller like, could be yours. I
don't know if you know this, you should. Father's Day
is Sunday. What do you miss the most about your dad? Yeah,
we're talking to a specific group. It'll be fine. They're
allowed it. It's okay. Fiftieth anniversary, Miller Lite.

Speaker 10 (04:37):
It might help out, you know, being is that you
know Papa's not here gets you a case of beard?

Speaker 1 (04:43):
Get over it. Think in the history of beard, im
it's never helped you get over it. No push it down. Yeah,
we're gonna do somethings of time trivia. Mike from Mandalini
is gonna join us. We've got Willy Nilly we're gonna
do as well. Do you know Cameras I'm sorry, Cameron
Candice is yes, Cameron Candace, I have no idea DJ

(05:04):
Tanner DJ Tanner Exactly. It's I thought it was Candace Cameron.
Was her name Blue Beer. It's not blue, it's Burrs.
What at all, right, Candace DJ Tanner. Yeah. She says
TV is a portal to demonic stuff. Okay, I don't

(05:27):
disagree no with that being said, everything is a potential
portal to demonic stuff. Well except for the Bible. Nope.
Even that you can go so far into the Bible
that you do bad things in the name of Look
at the Crusades, right, uh, look at many cult groups

(05:53):
say they're doing it in the name of religion. Yeah,
so anything can be a portal to stuff. She also
says she believes in witchcraft, which, ah, what, that's a
bit of a oxymoron. I mean, I don't know if
it's an oxymoron. You can say the TV is demonic,
but also some people don't think witches are evil, Okay,

(06:16):
I think in typical Christian religion, and I may be
wrong with maybe just be the way that I was
raised that like, those are two totally different things, and
the Christians don't really take kindly to witchcraft. I never
hear said anything about her being a Christian I always
thought she was herr and her brother. Yeah, the brother
is yeah fo show Yeah because Kirk, you know, they

(06:38):
he had to stop working because people are like, I
can't work with this guy. He is he is extreme.
So I figure being is that, you know, Ah, they're related.
It kind of felt the same. Believing in witchcraft doesn't
mean you're practicing witchcraft.

Speaker 10 (06:53):
Right, Okay, you're absolutely right. Believing it and practicing are
two totally different things. However, believing it is right underneath
practicing I feel, I feel I don't agree, and I'm
gonna disprove you right now.

Speaker 1 (07:09):
You can believe in demons are demonic and not be one. Uh, yeah,
you're right and not be practicing it.

Speaker 8 (07:19):
Uh.

Speaker 10 (07:19):
You could believe in demons and still be practicing Christian
because you know there's a whole good and evil thing, right,
good being the whole christ like stuff, and then evil
being the whole demonic, demon, devil, Satan, Lucifer, blah blah blah. Right,
So you you, as a Christian, you believe that the
demons are real, you know, and you not be one.

Speaker 1 (07:38):
So I agree with you on that. Yeah, you can
believe you're you can believe in witches and not be one. Yeah,
she says she doesn't even allow them to watch scary
movies in their house because it's a portal.

Speaker 10 (07:51):
Okay, is that why she's doing all the homework movies
to kind of you know, keep.

Speaker 1 (07:56):
Pretty fuzzy, man, They're pretty fuzzy, like in a bad
good way, like in a bad you don't want people
to know, right, But you sit down with popcorn. We're
gonna watch the new Christmas movie tonight. It's funny and
it's safe. Dad was like that growing up.

Speaker 10 (08:18):
He wouldn't allow us to watch The Simpsons because it
was a lot of parents.

Speaker 1 (08:23):
Yeah, cowabunga, dude, I don't have a cow man, right,
that's funny. That is like not even like I try.
I think about my childhood a lot, and I I
can never decide if taking away my panteraseit or not
letting me watch the Simpsons which one was the more

(08:46):
silly thing, right, because they're both pretty silly now. But
we still do it today with our kids and like, hey,
maybe you shouldn't watch that. We're not is like tip
or gore about it? Right? Like ah, eventually, right, As

(09:07):
a parent, you have something inside you that says ah,
maybe your kids shouldn't be watching this, so you kind
of follow it. You can't stop your upbringing to come
out of you and you're raising your kids right. Oh,
absolutely so even if you're like a good old maybe
if you have had extreme trauma, but you'll still channel

(09:28):
it where you you can't help be like, well, you
can't watch that. There's blood and gore. It's it really
is fine. It's just your inability to be comfortable with
letting your children watch it because you feel like your
parents are over your shoulder, right right right, not letting
your kids watch something with a lot of boobs in it.
I know I use this reference a lot, but I'm

(09:49):
sure Ted Bundy's parents didn't let him watch any gore,
any crazy stuff, and that was the problem. Maybe if
they let him maybe.

Speaker 2 (10:02):
Or maybe they did, yeah, or maybe they did. That's
what he got the tap.

Speaker 1 (10:06):
I think people like to say that to justify don't
watching it right right. I am confident his parents did
all they could to make sure he was a good
upstanding citizen. Yeah, it hardly matters because it's and this

(10:26):
is the best example, is you can raise you think
you're raising your kids the exact same they're all they're
very different. Well, then that just proves the point. It
hardly matters, right they they're they're their own people. They
have their own brains and their own thoughts. But I
think as our as parents, we try to mold them
to to what we feel they should be. You're mispronouncing brainwashing. Yeah,

(10:51):
I mean you could call it what you want, brainwashing.

Speaker 4 (10:53):
More.

Speaker 1 (10:54):
We watched The Chiefs in this house, right, right, right?
We watched basketball in this house. Yeah, I get it.
That's you're brainwashing we We don't we eat meat in
this house. We don't eat vegetables. You see what I'm saying,
Like you put your in I'm not saying it's right
or wrong. I'm just saying you're brainwashing them to fit

(11:15):
your narrative.

Speaker 2 (11:16):
Right from early on, when you register your off, when.

Speaker 1 (11:22):
You come in the house. Absolutely right right. We shower
every day.

Speaker 10 (11:25):
We have to because if you let a young child
act on their own free thoughts and free will.

Speaker 1 (11:32):
It would be chaos. You know.

Speaker 10 (11:37):
No, that's how you get Frankenstein from Big Daddy, you know,
wearing those clothes.

Speaker 1 (11:41):
Go ahead, dress yourself, you know what I mean? And
he shows up and pair of shorts and glosses and
the cape, and then it's fine. It hardly matters. You
gotta you gotta mold them somewhat. No, they'll figure it
out or they won't. I would like to see that
science experiment, I really would. I would like to see
like a group of small children just set free with

(12:02):
no guidance at all, whatsoever. What's a good age for that?
About maybe two? Hold on, you're moving the goalpost. I'm
not saying no guidance. I'm saying, wear whatever clothes you want.
It doesn't matter. I'm not saying, hey, play with knives
right well, that's what I'm not saying, be in danger,
And that's what I'm not saying, don't eat. When it
comes to molding the children, or as you call it, brainwashing,

(12:25):
when it comes to molding the children, you have to
because if you don't mold them by telling them, hey,
you have to have decent clothes when you go out
or whatever, you can't look like I don't know, I
don't know if that's true to me. Hey, eating three
squares a day or eating food and drinking water and
bathing yourself is not the same as don't wear golosh.
Would you call it Frankensteiny, that's what it called. Yeah,

(12:46):
I'm Frankenstein.

Speaker 2 (12:47):
Yeah, change his name.

Speaker 1 (12:49):
Yeah, Like I'm not. You see what I'm saying Like that,
that's completely different than hey, you need to eat to
survive in society. I think they would That is even instinct.
And even then I would argue that they would figure
that out. Yeah, they would figure that out because that's instinct.
You have to eat to survive your body, will you know,
be like, hey, I'm hungry, go find some food. That's
how they end up digging in trash cans and eating

(13:09):
old hot dogs if somebody didn't want you know what
I'm saying. But if you don't mold them until you know,
show them, hey, this is how you should act and
this is how you should do thing, then you've got
a bunch of stinky ass adults with mismatched clothes acting
crazy all over the place. Yeah. But the counter to
that is we still have stinky ass parents or adults

(13:30):
running all over the place doing god knows what, and
their parents did all those things.

Speaker 10 (13:34):
You're absolutely right, So when they're an adult, let them
figure that out, you know. But you can't let kids
just willy nilly do whatever.

Speaker 1 (13:42):
I would argue, let them figure it out when they're
under your umbrella, so there is a guise of protection
and balance rather than you're just bumping into walls out
in public and no one's helping you. Right, but I listen,
I'm not saying this way's right. This is the way
I raise my kids. And it is completely uncomfortable when
you're like, why are you wearing galoshes in July? Right,

(14:05):
but it's my uncomfortable. That doesn't make it not right.

Speaker 10 (14:08):
Yeah, absolutely doesn't make it wrong either. You know, it's
just how you think that your kids should be. That's
how you want your children to be presented, you know.

Speaker 1 (14:17):
So therefore, ah, there it is because why because you're
the parent, you're you're worried about being embarrassed.

Speaker 10 (14:24):
I don't know about being embarrassed. It's and maybe that
is maybe that is part of it. Maybe it's a
big part of it subconsciously that you don't think of,
you know, but I think we're all raised a certain
way or whatever your parents think. And yeah, and it's
just like you know, all right, well, I'm going to
do the same thing for for my children instead of
just letting them Willy nilly do whatever.

Speaker 1 (14:44):
Somebody text in and said, it's called raising a child.
They don't raise themselves. That they do. Actually, there's plenty
of kids in the foster system that raise themselves, that
grow up without moms or grow up without dads, or
some of them not okay. Yes, some of them are
not okay. Some of them turn out to be a
awesome so and there are plenty of kids that grow
up in full units and they grew up to not

(15:05):
be awesome, right, and some of them grew up to
be okay. Right, people just be people. I totally get that.
But with the foster kids, there's still somebody there. There's
still somebody there, even an orphanage, if those are still
a thing they are, you know, there's still you like
to push them out to the side where we don't
have to see them. But yes, there's still somebody there
of authority that's kind of got some guidance and some

(15:28):
hairrails on these kids. It may not be much, but
it's something. And these kids aren't just completely feral kids
like you know, raised by wolves, even raised by wolves.
There's an authority figure there that's teaching them. So, but
they also let them do whatever they want instead of
just you know, dropping them off in the woods and

(15:50):
like he there you go have fun. Yeah, feral kids
that can't talk, they do nothing but hiss at.

Speaker 10 (15:55):
You, dirt all over their face, hair all over the place.

Speaker 1 (16:00):
Yeah, right, but they will raise themselves. Yeah, I guess,
I guess. I don't know.

Speaker 10 (16:09):
Again, I'd like to see that science experiment. Just put
a dozen of them in a room, no authority at all, whatsoever.

Speaker 1 (16:16):
Not even in a room.

Speaker 10 (16:17):
You can have you can have a little set of land,
a little plot of land somewhere and about twenty five
acres right with a house, and that's it.

Speaker 1 (16:27):
Maybe not even a house. Let them you said it.
They'll figure it out. They'll raise themselves. So they'll figure
out shelter, they'll figure out food. Let them figure it out.
Set some cameras up on a twenty five acre plot,
throw in a dozen children, about ages two to five.
And even then, isn't the five year old going to
be like, I'm older, Yeah, I'm in charge.

Speaker 2 (16:48):
The oldest will probably.

Speaker 1 (16:48):
Take if that's what they've been led to believe. The
uh don't give me the Lord of the Flies text either,
By the way, uh latchkey kids are The best example
I can give you, Okay, latch key, kids grew up.
No parents are around till five o'clock, right, and they
did whatever they want all summer long. Yeah, and everything

(17:09):
was fine and there were rules. But when mom and
dad weren't around, there weren't rules exactly. So you can
do whatever, That's what I'm saying. But you still had
your parents there, not like they're not physically there. No,
in the back of your head. No, you know, No,
when your parents went out of town, it was free

(17:30):
for all. Yeah, but still you know they're coming back
at some point in time, right, and you know you
better have that house cleaned up and ship shape before
they get back or that's an ass what But yeah,
but you're doing it out of fear. You're not doing
out if you think you need to.

Speaker 10 (17:45):
Right, maybe so maybe so either way, the parents are
still there mentally in the back of your head.

Speaker 1 (17:53):
I could go down a deep rabbit hole of explaining
things that I think are the reason from like being
overbearing parents and parenting and fear. Hoarding is a classic
example that I think people hoard because out of fear
feared parenting they were raised, Like, don't throw that away
don't waste that, don't throw that away already. Yeah the opposite.

(18:16):
I never had anything, Yeah, one hundred percent, but embedded
into you like you don't have you hold on to this.
You take care of this crazy psychological stuff that goes
on with parenting. Uh. Anyway, Free food Friday. Yes, Mike
Fromanlis will be here. We're gonna qualify more people for
cam odes fifty for fifty. Make sure you're listening every

(18:37):
hour and someone's gonna win tickets to Rock the River
and festival that's happening this week in Tahaqua. Starts tonight. Sorry, sorry,
starts in less than six hours hours. Yeah, this afternoon
starts at noon down in Tahaqua at Sparrowhawk Campgrounds. We'll
take a break and we'll be back, he Tel says
the Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (18:56):
Yeah, he's coming right back.

Speaker 11 (18:58):
Be bad.

Speaker 1 (18:58):
Morning Show tell says Station ninety seven. On Fridays, we
do just the headlines. It's time for news quakies, world news,
local news, news that just makes you say, what the
Here's Corbyn Gimbean Lindsay with what's going on? News quakies
from the Big nine Morning Showing ninety seven.

Speaker 12 (19:18):
Five man arrested for releasing raccoon in open business.

Speaker 1 (19:26):
Well, did they deserve it?

Speaker 2 (19:28):
You never know.

Speaker 1 (19:29):
I'm just saying what business, Ryan, It's important detail. Was
it a Walmart or was it a Chipotle? Same? Texas
legalized shooting sheep from helicopters. Yeah, yeah, that's not bad, right,
I'd do it now.

Speaker 10 (19:47):
It doesn't matter if it's of sheep or not, because
they do it for faro hogs as well. But I
think hunting from a helicopter sounds awesome.

Speaker 12 (19:53):
It does sound awesome.

Speaker 1 (19:54):
It sounds insane too. Why what are you doing. It's
like you're fishing with dynamite. It's insane. That's insane. I
would do that too if I could get away with it.
But why sheep, Like I can only imagine, like with
bores or whatever, when they become infested and you've got

(20:15):
to try to control the population in a fast way.
Makes sense.

Speaker 10 (20:19):
Now if you're up there with like a fifty cow
machine gun, that's a different story, right.

Speaker 11 (20:23):
Shut.

Speaker 1 (20:28):
Mom swallows swallows friend's house key mid bar to keep
her from leaving. Wow, I mean you still get into
your house. Some people open whatever. If you have an
open window, break a window.

Speaker 12 (20:47):
Driver in Denver flee scene of crash with officer inside
their vehicle.

Speaker 1 (20:54):
I don't know the story, but I would only imagine
like maybe sticking in like partially in.

Speaker 10 (20:58):
Right feet dangling tombodet Sue's Motel six for using his
name and voice.

Speaker 1 (21:04):
Yeah, if his contracts up right, I don't know how
long his deal was. Also, he's still alive. Huh yeah, right,
that's what I thought. Two hundred year old condom with
erotic art unveiled in museum? Did you say condom? Two
hundred year old condom with erotic art unveiled in museum.

Speaker 10 (21:29):
I had to be made out of intestine or something,
sheep skin, It's not latex. You'll have to read the
story to find out. At kmod dot com.

Speaker 12 (21:40):
Man wearing only a cape breaks into a dollar store
to steal women's underwear.

Speaker 1 (21:47):
Oh yes, because he didn't have any? Is this the
raccoon story? Filipino healer treats sick people with viper bites.
That's a noe for me. You know what's funny? As
I saw this headline when I was loading my headlines
in and I thought it was a dog like a

(22:09):
blue healer. Okay, okay, because I just quickly scanned it. Yeah,
I didn't read. I actually didn't read past the word healer. Right,
they could be. I'm sure there is a breed a
dog a Filipino healer. But to apply snake bites, right,
Jason Biggs recalls climbing into trash can to snort cocaine.

(22:32):
It for a that's the guy from American Pire, right,
a pie humper. Yeah, why that cocaine is a hell
of a drug man. The story is amazing. Sidebar, I
don't think this is part of the story. SA mean
if you think this is part of the story. He
was on a podcast and the newspapers picked up the story.

(22:55):
But the podcast he was on. Do you know Chuck
Lourie is that sounds from Chuck Lry' is a famous
television producer produced some of the most famous television shows
of all time, Two and a Half Men, Big Bang Theory,
Roseanne Right. He married this super young girl and they

(23:16):
got divorced after being married so many years, and now
she has a podcast. Like because I saw he was
on this podcast, I was like, who's this bitch? And
she's got this podcast a wellness podcast, I guess only
and she was only married to this guy. She's not famous.

Speaker 2 (23:34):
She's famous because of her husband.

Speaker 1 (23:36):
I mean, and I don't even don't know if she
was famous, right, she was just married to a famous person.
And if Chuck Lory kicked you in the balls, you
wouldn't know it. Right.

Speaker 12 (23:47):
Four foods that will jump start your sex life, and
a few that immediately kill the mood.

Speaker 1 (23:55):
Broccoli yep, squashed oop okay, Garlic no way, garlic and onion.
You get past that. Yeah, everybody knows Italians like a
romantic meal, right.

Speaker 2 (24:11):
So you blow it in their face.

Speaker 1 (24:15):
A man's thank you disc golf round was interrupted by
a hammerhead shark from the sky. I don't hammerhead sharks
on my mother loving playing stare at smokers to stop them.

(24:36):
Health chief urges public. Yeah, that's not gonna work. We're
just gonna look at it, be like what, No, you're not.
You're gonna go. You've got a problem. Blow it in
their face. It's twice within underfre uh.

Speaker 12 (24:51):
Snake residing in Mazda pops out of air vents.

Speaker 2 (24:56):
To give dirty looks.

Speaker 1 (25:01):
Do it again.

Speaker 12 (25:02):
Snake residing in Mazda pops out of air vents to
give dirty looks.

Speaker 1 (25:09):
Like this snake slithers out through the air. Ven just
looks at you like hmm, gives the old side eye.
Why are they capable of dirty looks or any emotion?
To be honest, that I don't know. I don't think
so it could be. I'm sure. Have you ever asked
one see how it feels?

Speaker 2 (25:24):
They don't feel they're uncapable of it.

Speaker 1 (25:28):
Mmm. Boil in a bag. Funerals could be coming to
the UK soon. This is such a misrepresented headline. It's
known as water cremation. It's been available in America for
a long time. It's legal in Oklahoma. It's cleaner, more
efficient than any other type of burial process cremation or burial,

(25:50):
like traditional burial. They use alkaline water. I just saw
a documentary on this, believe it or not. And when
they're done, when you're done with like a cremate in
traditional cremation, everything's gray and it all kind of looks
the same in this. They take the bones which will
be white from the because it's instant, right, And they

(26:13):
take the bones and then grind those up so you
get a white, almost sand like powder.

Speaker 11 (26:18):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (26:19):
When it's all said and done, because they have to
put it in the which is a bizarre phrase to
use when you're talking about immortalizing a loved one. The
grinder and then when it's done, what's left after this
high pressured hot water that takes the skin and everything
off the body, the skeleton, They can use it to

(26:41):
for fertilizer on land. You go. It's incredibly fascinating.

Speaker 10 (26:48):
I like the idea of boiling a bag rice though
sort of thing, and you just put the body in
a bag and a giant pot of hot water and
just let them cook.

Speaker 1 (26:56):
You know what trips me out is that we've advanced
boil in a bag this weird foil pouch thing that
I opened, and the rice is done and it's been
sitting on the ship. Ah, listen after ninety seconds. You
don't know, because that's how long it takes to cook those,
but I do. Yeah, Like, that's a you thing, man,
it's in your head. Truth. I ain't that the truth.

(27:21):
Eight states seek to outlaw kim trails even though they
aren't real. You stay recording. Don't you see him strip
in the sky? Yeah? Read a book.

Speaker 12 (27:31):
Florida man convicted opposing his flight attendant to score more
than one hundred free flights.

Speaker 1 (27:38):
Yeah, yeah, but you think you got a handout. You
do get a lot of cookies though. H Yo, we
were on Southwest. I've flown a lot of Southwest lately.
I don't know. I gotta find these pretzels. They're like
shirt like sugary and got mustard on them. They're so
freaking good. At first I was turned off by them,
and then you know, you're like, wow, that's all I
got and you start eating your There must be cocaine

(27:59):
on it because I'm like, these are so good. I
was going to ask you if you had a gummy
or something.

Speaker 10 (28:05):
No, Japan bar's parents from giving kids stupid names.

Speaker 1 (28:18):
Ah, it's about time. No, what happened to America? Or
we can do whatever we want. Well, this is Japan, man,
it's totally you said about time, implying we should do
it here. We gotta start somewhere. We regulate taco carts
more than artificial intelligence. Last one, Lindsay.

Speaker 12 (28:36):
Mom sets herself on fire after drug binge and wants
you to see it.

Speaker 1 (28:43):
I tried to watch it. The video wouldn't load.

Speaker 10 (28:48):
A man stabs another man with a machete and then
drives him to the hospital.

Speaker 1 (28:53):
I mean, yeah, they could have been friends. Just a misunderstanding,
little little brotherly nipp right.

Speaker 10 (29:00):
I didn't drive my brother the hospital. I said, put
a band aid on it. Suck it up, get pussy.

Speaker 1 (29:05):
What do you miss most about your dad? Texted up
to us BMMS and whatever that is to eight two
nine four five. We're gonna give you way beer and
we come back. Last One Town launches fill my Whole
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Speaker 3 (29:19):
The Big Man Morning Show returns next Elsa's Morning shown.

Speaker 1 (29:25):
MD Friday. That means we're giving away beer for frigging
it Friday. We're asking what do you miss the most
about your dad? Father's Day? Weekend? And Keaton is on
the line. Hi, Keaton, how are you bened to cut
it yourself? Good man Keaton? What do you miss most
about your dad?

Speaker 11 (29:43):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (29:43):
Man?

Speaker 13 (29:44):
A lot of things. But you know, we we used
to watch We used to watch a bunch of old
horror movies in the garage, working on He had a
nineteen seventy five four four two. We'd work on that.
We'd watch horror movies, old WrestleMania, VHS's. I mean, we
just we did a lot of stuff, and this time

(30:06):
of year is always difficult, which I know it is
for a lot of us that don't have their dads around.

Speaker 1 (30:12):
Is there a horror movie that you like to watch,
like you remember as the big horror movie that sticks
out in your mind that you guys watched a lot.

Speaker 13 (30:22):
We watched. We watched the original and the remake of
Donna the Dead. I cannot tell you how many times.
It's one of my favorite movies, both of them to
this day.

Speaker 1 (30:34):
It's awesome. Man, We're gonna hook you up, gimp. You
tell him exactly what he's gonna get. Missing your natty
sure does suck, but now you have a case of
fiftyth anniversary miller like that help you get over it?
Back to you hang on line so Gimp you can
get your info and have a the best weekend possible.

Speaker 5 (30:52):
All right, man, Hey, thank you so much.

Speaker 1 (30:55):
Well, thanks man. We didn't I didn't watch horror movies
with my dad. We want like war movies mostly. There's
a lot of war movies, a lot of Westerns with
my dad. Okay, a lot of B rated.

Speaker 10 (31:06):
Movies too, because he was into those weird b rated
type movies. Yeah, action, a lot of action, Predator, Charles
Bronson movies, Chuck Norris.

Speaker 1 (31:16):
He was a huge fan of chick Okay. Yeah, a
lot of Walker Texas Under, but not horror movies.

Speaker 12 (31:21):
All the scary movies with my dad, Yeah, all of them.

Speaker 11 (31:25):
Yeah.

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(32:39):
It is friggin ay Friday. We are giving away beer
a case of fiftieth anniversary Miller like could be yours
if you answer this question and we get you on
the phone BMMS and whatever. It is to eight two
nine four five. What do you miss the most about
your dad? What do you miss the most about your dad?

Speaker 12 (32:57):
Lindsay all of the above. I mean his presence, and
I guess I said yesterday. You know, I'm glad that
I went hunting with him for the You know that
one time that I went. He had asked me bunches

(33:18):
of times to go, and I hadn't. It wasn't until
I started dating Kevin that I went just that one time.
And you know, I was an only child, and I
knew that my dad had always wanted more kids.

Speaker 2 (33:31):
And I have always felt that.

Speaker 12 (33:36):
I kind of had the kids that my dad always wanted,
had three boys, because you know, they all my kids.

Speaker 1 (33:42):
Like to hunt and go out into the wild.

Speaker 12 (33:44):
And I always feel like, oh, my dad would have
loved to have the opportunity to go with my kids
and go hunting and do all those things with them.
So I just, you know, his presence because he would
have been able to do that with them. So I
feel like they missed out on the opportunity to get

(34:04):
to know him and do those things with him. So
his presence to be here for them and meet them
would have been awesome.

Speaker 1 (34:14):
Giving away beer frigging a Friday. What do you miss
the boat most about your dad? A case of fiftieth
anniversary Miller like could be yours BMMS and whatever that
is to eight two nine four five will give away
beer coming up here in a little bit so you
have time to put it together and fight through the tears.
What do you miss the most about your dad? Gimbi Yoh.
This one was a little bit tough, not knowing who

(34:35):
get that one out of the way.

Speaker 10 (34:37):
It was really tough because I sat there and I
was thinking about this right and I was like, oh, man, well,
anytime he'd help me, you know, if I had a
problem with my car. Fun thing about that is I
just talked to my brother. I always go to my brother,
always have. There's been a couple of times that I
go to my dad, but I always go to my brother.
And my brother I could give that guy. I could

(34:58):
tell them, Hey, my car is making a funny sound.

Speaker 1 (34:59):
What's doing? Oh it's xyz. Let's come over here and
we'll fix it or whatever. Right, So, there's a lot of.

Speaker 10 (35:06):
Things that like, you know, father son sort of things
that people would do. You know, Hey, let's go out
and have some drink or whatever. And that's just me
and my older brother, right. So it really took me
a while to figure It's not like my dad and
I sat down and had long, stimulating talks or anything
like that.

Speaker 1 (35:26):
But I guess.

Speaker 10 (35:29):
After thinking about it for a while, the thing that
I missed the most, and it really didn't happen until
shortly before he died, would be those early morning text
messages that I would get from him. I'd be sitting
here getting ready for the show to start or whatever,
and he worked overnights as security.

Speaker 1 (35:48):
Or whatever, and.

Speaker 10 (35:50):
He'd leave, he'd get off of work, like six in
the morning, that's about when we're starting or whatever. And
he would text me every morning there for a while,
a couple of months anyway, Hey, good morning son, love you,
Hope you have a good day. And then maybe we
might chitch you hat back and forth. But it's like
all right, things, I mean, hell, that's worthy. We uh
you know, thought I was a Mexican came from because
my dad texted me early one morning and said, hey,

(36:12):
by the way, yeah, your your mom didn't want to
tell you this whatever, she's gone now, so your dad's
your real dad's a Mexican.

Speaker 1 (36:18):
And that's how we got into the ancestry. It's a
weird thing, really was bizarre.

Speaker 10 (36:22):
I was like, got a name, that's national's skin going
yeah you also that's how we got in. The whole
ancestry thing we found out now that wasn't right at
all whatsoever.

Speaker 1 (36:35):
But it was still nice.

Speaker 10 (36:38):
To get those and to read them in the morning,
just to know that he's listening and he still cares.
And he would tell me how proud he was of me,
you know, where I made it, what I'm doing, you know,
and how hard I've worked to get here, and how
proud my mom would be and and uh so that
was awesome And I tried to do that with my
kids now. So I'll text them butt ass early in

(37:02):
the morning and that way when they wake up, it's
the first thing that they see when they wake up, Hey,
good morning, love you, hope you have a.

Speaker 1 (37:09):
Great day, you know, and then they message.

Speaker 11 (37:11):
Back or whatever.

Speaker 1 (37:11):
So that's probably what I missed the most. Did you
ever work overnights? I did? I did. I was a
stalker stalker at Target, not not stalker with like a
knife in your bushes as much, but yeah, I worked
overnights at targets. I've worked overnights too, and you reflect

(37:33):
on a lot of things they do. And I'm sure
working security, where there's not a lot happening, right, there's
even more time to reflect. You don't have a lot
of coworkers, like working at Target or whatever, where you've
got other people to talk to. You're just on the beat. Yeah,
walk in the parking lot, driving around, and you're you're
probably right, And especially after losing my I'm sure that

(37:56):
had him start reflecting a lot more than usual. Right.
The conversations he had with himself, I'm sure were interesting
and I worked overnights in radio, so I was by myself,
but I had music happening something the whole time, so
it wasn't like I was alone with my thoughts being
in a parking lot. Dark, quiet, huh and a flashlight right,

(38:20):
just you your flash light and your pistol. Yeah, that
committee meeting would be happening in your head. So I'm
sure you reflected on a lot. What he missed the
most about your dad. A case of fiftieth anniversary Miller
Lite BMMS and what that is to eight two nine
four five. It's kind of weird, but hear me out,
I miss my dad's flip flops. That is very weird.

(38:43):
My dad would wear flip flops. He'd get home from work,
put on his flip flops, grill. He was like really relaxed.
And I think about that visual of my dad a lot,
not the visual of him in a suit, not the
visual of him working, but in his flip flop. My
dad would build a deck in flip flops. I've seen

(39:05):
him on the roof in flip flops, Like wow, he
lived the flip flop life. He it was his I'm
hot home chilling and they were like indented in you know, grint.
Oh probably, I don't know. I never tried them on.
I don't think do you have something like that, cause

(39:26):
I'm the slipper guy. I'm the house shoe guy. I
come home, I take my shoes off, and then I
go straight into the house shoes. So do you have
like like your dad with the flip flops or are
you just barefoot in it running around? No nude, No socks.
Mostly I have socks I put on when I'm at home, okay,
and those I don't wear those socks outside of it.
Are they hitting us or no? No, They're just a

(39:49):
different type of sock. But grilling my dad grilling right
in those flip flops, being out in the backyard, Like
I can visualize to this day everything about that.

Speaker 12 (40:04):
And if you were to buy him a new pair,
he probably would still wear that old pair.

Speaker 1 (40:08):
I mean, it's just you didn't. By the way, I
was always buying English leather.

Speaker 10 (40:11):
Yeah, my dad was a stetson guy.

Speaker 1 (40:16):
To be fair, they probably weren't a lot of choices
like there are now. But yeah, true, yeah, I thought
it was the best gift when I found like a
one liter bottle. Oh God of English leathers. Oh god,
you can't even like take the cap off to like,
you know, I was like nine or whatever. I probably
wasn't one leader, but it was. It was not a
normal that sits on the counter type, right. Yeah. And

(40:38):
now you I can smell like if I hear it
our smell, I'm I know the smell, of course, but
you couldn't pay me to wear that for oh no,
oh no. But it isn't it nice if you're going
through Walmart and you catch that whiff of some old
timer that's wearing either English leather or stats in in
my dad's case, Uh, I actually don't love that really? Yeah, yeah,

(40:58):
just because it brings you back or what how dare
you wear my dad's cologne? Ah? And then you turn
and look and you're like it's some you know, dickhead
who's yelling at something, and you're like, oh, don't tarnish
the eel. I I don't. I don't. I'm not like that. Man.
I smell it, and I'm like, ah, the memory hits

(41:20):
and it takes me back instantly, for sure, right, But
I'm I'm just like, ah, that sucks.

Speaker 10 (41:25):
Dad's gone. I don't look at the purse wearing and
be like you son of a bitch.

Speaker 1 (41:30):
It just clouds it really fast. Uh, Lindsay, if that's
the thing that reminds you of your parent or whatever
that you know, that's obviously fine and cool. Like Lindsay
had the thing yesterday about the one one six right,
and mine is when I'm can't figure something out, like
repairing something or fixing something, and I can't figure it
out and then I suddenly do. That's my my dad

(41:50):
was helping me. Oh okay, okay, Rather than I figured
it out on my own. I like to be like, oh, nice, thanks, I.

Speaker 10 (41:58):
Think I've discovered that yet or really even thought about it.
You know, if something happens, you know I'm struggling whatever,
Like in y'all's case, Oh that was my dad openly
not yeah.

Speaker 1 (42:07):
I mean, if it's really windy, I think about all
the people I've lost, and that's them. So when it's
really windy, that's them visiting. Okay. Everybody's got their thing right,
and whether one's more writer not whatever makes you feel good,
I guess. But that's just the way I equate it.

Speaker 12 (42:26):
Red Cardinals for you, yeah, not so much with my dad.
I don't think of red cardinals, but my mother in
law I do, and my grandmother, my grandmother, really it
doesn't even have to be a red cardinal, but any bird.
She loved birds. So if I see a unique bird
like in our yard, I'll think of her because she

(42:46):
was huge. She had bird feeders in her yard everywhere. Yeah,
and she loved to bird watch and she could tell you, oh, look,
this is a She could tell you any type of
bird that would land in her yard. She could tell
you all about it, where it came from, and where
it would go, and you know what it liked to
eat anything, So that reminds me of her.

Speaker 1 (43:07):
When we were in Colorado, my mom and I and
we were eating breakfast one morning and beautiful picturesque scenery
and this bird lands and I mean it was really
pretty bird. Bird I'd never seen before, and it was
kind of big and it was white and black, and
I was like, that's crazy. I've never seen a bird
like that before. I wonder what that is and I

(43:29):
had to look it up. It was a magpie, which
is a crow, but they're the most prettiest, I guess, yeah,
And it just reminded me that birds suck, ruined them cricky. Yes,
you should have never looked it up. I had to.
I'm that person. I'm too curious of a person. I

(43:51):
was like, that's a cool bird. That way I could
find out what it was, Maybe I could see it
more often. I'm that person. When I have something I enjoy,
I want to know what it is so I can
enjoy it rip more. No, it's a crow. It's the
rat of the air. Oh, no, those are that pigeons.
We all have pigeons, serve pigeons. Mistaken pigeons served a

(44:16):
purpose for homing, Yeah, and messages. So crows don't do that.
Madpies don't do that. Maybe a magpie did. Don't don't
mean goddamn story. I think maybe if we would have
taught the magpies and crows how to do it, it
meant all right. But pigeons, Where else do you see
pigeons in the wild. You don't see pigeons out in
the forest. You don't see them really anywhere besides the

(44:39):
family of pigeons. You do, Yes, what's the bird on
a loan that they're always hunting? Do? Nope?

Speaker 14 (44:51):
Oh?

Speaker 12 (44:51):
On the show alone. Yeah, it's part of the pigeon family.

Speaker 1 (44:59):
Okay, yeah, like I'm just saying you're but I'm also
not looking true Yeah, true, I'm gonna go pigeon hunting today. Guys,
you want to go with, just go down town and
if Mike Tyson wants to collect them and do it. Okay,
Like that feels like that earns enough credit for me.
Apparently when he was a kid, those were the only
friends he had. I picked that up on what was

(45:22):
the either podcast or a commercial for a documentary or
something that he's doing, and rouse, yeah is the bird? Sorry?

Speaker 10 (45:29):
Okay, yeah, so apparently, yeah, he was bullied as a kid,
and the rooftop was the only place that he could
go and hang out and have some solace. And so
he he made friends with the pigeons and that's why
he collects pigeons. I thought that was interesting, sad yet interesting.

Speaker 1 (45:47):
Dude, if you read about his upbringing, ohs rough, I
don't think ruff's the right word. Okay, really sad and
tragic really, I mean he had to befriend pigeons right
worked out for him, though, I guess. And you look
at your footsteps behind you, you don't go it worked out,

(46:08):
You look at it and go hoy, that's a lot
of pigeons. Yeah. Uh, we want to know from you.
What do you miss the most about your dad? Bmmss
and what that is to? Eight twen nine four five?
Could score you a case of fiftieth Anniversary Miller Lite
bmmss and what that is to? Eight two nine four
five till SA's.

Speaker 3 (46:24):
Morning Show, The Big Bad Boarding Show, The Assaulting Congenius next.

Speaker 1 (46:29):
Ninety kmoj Now we're giving away beer for freaking a Friday?
What do you miss most about your dad? Dan is on,
Hey Dan, how are you?

Speaker 14 (46:39):
I'm doing good?

Speaker 5 (46:40):
Gurbin, how about yourself?

Speaker 1 (46:41):
Good? What do you miss most about your dad?

Speaker 5 (46:45):
I miss my dad's ability to go from one extreme,
whether it be happy, said upset or not, to the other.
And I can give you the perfect example of.

Speaker 1 (46:54):
This laying on me.

Speaker 5 (46:56):
Okay, So we were in a McDonald's drive through one morning.
He was taking me over Inna Tulsa because I had cord.
We got rear ended by somebody and he proceeded to say,
I see you next Tuesday. What the F did you
just do? And then proceeded to back into their car
and then stopped and was like, oh, you know, if

(47:18):
I'm supposed to embody a same time. Maybe I'll not
do that anymore. Good God, it was just that quick.
I kept the drop of a hat man, and I
loved it because he went from one extreme to the
other for really the quick.

Speaker 1 (47:34):
That's also called schizophrenia.

Speaker 5 (47:38):
Thanks laughing at that, Mom. It's just one of those things,
you know if it's one of the greatest things about him,
because he taught me that no matter how like crappy
you might feel in the morning, it's the turnaround time.
It's the turnaround time to when you can feel better.
And that's what I took away from that.

Speaker 1 (48:00):
Yeah, exactly, Gimpy, go ahead and tell him exactly what
he's gonna get, CORBN. This is the way his dad
was always there to help him get things off the counter.
Here's a case of fifty the Anniversar remailer. Like back
to Danny the Man, hang on launch Gimpee, make sure
he has the right info and have a fantastic weekend.

(48:21):
Let's see what Gimpie has in his four x four
eh COLB and it says, here's that Trump to convene
National Security Council over Israel Iran conflict. Israel launched what
is called a preemptive strike on Iran yesterday, reportedly against
military and nuclear sites. Iran has responded by launching over

(48:41):
a hundred drones at Israel. A spokesperson for Iran's armed
forces said both Israel and the US would pay dearly
for the attack. It says here that Pedilla speaks following
his presser removal. California Democratic Senator alex is speaking after

(49:01):
being forcibly removed from Homeland Security Chief Christy nomes appress
event in La yesterday. While shouting questions, Padilla said, if
the actions can happen to a US senator managing, what
could happen to anybody in the country. Video shows Padilla
being forced to the ground hand cuffed. Nome said Padilla
was creating quote political theater and lunged towards the podium

(49:24):
while she was speaking. A few distributor has been hit
by a cyber attack. Oh No Whole Foods locations around
the country are starting to see shortages after a major
supplier was hit by a cyber attack last week. United
Natural Foods reported on Monday the company had to take

(49:45):
some systems offline to deal with the attacks, and that
it has temporarily impacted their ability to handle customer orders.
The company didn't share the details of the breach, but
there have been a series of ransomware attacks on major
retail customers in the recent weeks. A spokesperson for Whole
food says the grocery chain is working through restock shells

(50:06):
as quickly as possible. And then lastly here the we're
gonna get my my monk fruit pretzels. You'll have to
go to some other hippie store, my friend. Lastly here,
Tulsa American Job Center is closing its East twenty first

(50:27):
Street location as a new site to open later this year.
The Tulsa, Oklahoma Works American Job Center, or the Unemployment Office,
says that they will cease operations on its East twenty
first Street locations at five pm today in preparation for
its new location, which is scheduled to open later this year.
The organization says that beginning on June sixteenth, workforce services

(50:48):
will be at an interim location inside the Oklahoma Department
of Human Services building at thirty sixth Street North and
North Peoria Avenue. They say the workforce services will still
be available at Oklahoma Work Centers and s Obolge Muskogee
prior in Bartlesville. It's in Normally you're like, oh, you
close it so we can move stuff and then we'll

(51:09):
be back open a Monday.

Speaker 10 (51:11):
Not the case, man, This is like, ah's a lot
of stuff to move.

Speaker 1 (51:14):
I don't know, we'll get to it. Good morning, Lindsay,
Good morning Corbyn.

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Good morning can be well, Good morning, Corbin Rainer. Shine
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Taser Time Trivia. This is where we answer some trivia
question and try not to get shocked. We provide the questions,
don't make the assumption that means anything. All right, Gimpy's

(52:08):
gonna draw first, since he was the last one to
go to see who will be starting this off for
this version.

Speaker 10 (52:14):
Ah, this week it is Lindsey that is starting off,
so she's.

Speaker 1 (52:19):
Gonna put the shocker on while she's doing that. Make
sure you get your text in for a chance to
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(52:40):
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the correct qualer caller. All right, so she's all ready.
Gimpy's gonna pull the first question. A first question, Lensey
says that what year did Madonna drop a vogue? Ooh?

(53:03):
What year did Madonna drop a vogue?

Speaker 2 (53:06):
Vogue vog Ooh?

Speaker 12 (53:08):
My goodness, gracious, well, three years are popping into my head.
Oh man, So I'm going to go right into the middle.

Speaker 11 (53:21):
Damn.

Speaker 1 (53:23):
In what year did Madonna drop vuge?

Speaker 12 (53:26):
So eighty nine, ninety and ninety one are popping into
my head?

Speaker 1 (53:31):
How old would you have been?

Speaker 2 (53:33):
Ten? Okay, I'm going to say nineteen.

Speaker 1 (53:35):
Ninety, nineteen ninety.

Speaker 12 (53:39):
Shoot, final answer nineteen ninety.

Speaker 10 (53:42):
And what year did Madonna drop a Vogue? You said
nineteen ninety? The answer is nineteen ninety.

Speaker 1 (53:48):
Oh, good job. Whose question is that not mine? I
think is mine? Okay? Yeah, I didn't go for like
particular like Madonna questions or anything. I think it was
just pop sure, okay, all right? Number two? You ready, yeah, Lindsey.
Question number two, name the first woman to officially run
the Boston Marathon in nineteen sixty seven. What this is

(54:14):
a rude question? This is rude? Why?

Speaker 3 (54:17):
Well?

Speaker 1 (54:17):
One, it's nineteen sixty seven.

Speaker 12 (54:19):
Two.

Speaker 1 (54:19):
It's the topic of the Boston Marathon. It doesn't have
to do with it being a female, male or female.
Who knows. I can't name one person that's ever won
the Boston Marathon. We know most of us probably don't
know when it happens. Lendsy, Name the first woman to
officially run the Boston Marathon in nineteen sixty seven. A
lot of us mostly know that the Boston Marathon is

(54:40):
where those two guys try to do the pressure cooker bombs, right,
and that weird movie with a Mark Wahlberg.

Speaker 2 (54:47):
Mark Wahlberg.

Speaker 12 (54:48):
Yes, I found one of them in a boat, hiding
in a boat.

Speaker 1 (54:55):
You don't know you might get it run. No, No,
you don't know that. No, there's no way you don't
know that. No, something might just implant your salary. No way.
I'll bet my salary. You can bet me. This guy's
blue and I lose. Come on now, Lindsay, Name the
first woman to officially run the Boston Marathon is a question.

Speaker 12 (55:18):
In nineteen sixty seven. What are some popular female names
of the sixties?

Speaker 1 (55:24):
You don't know what, I don't So what are we
wasting time doing?

Speaker 12 (55:29):
Let's go with Maggie May.

Speaker 1 (55:34):
Oh the song? Yeah, okay, all right?

Speaker 10 (55:38):
Name the first woman to officially run the Boston Marathon
in nineteen sixty seven.

Speaker 1 (55:42):
You said Maggie May.

Speaker 2 (55:43):
I didn't say.

Speaker 1 (55:43):
Final answers, Oh, well, then is that what you're sticking with?

Speaker 8 (55:50):
Fran scene Fran scene speed. I don't know, McQueen, franc McQueen,
final answer.

Speaker 1 (56:03):
Are you sure she said, final answer, Okay, I did
name the first woman to officially run the Boston Marathon
in nineteen seven sixty seven, You said, Frank Sine mcqueens.
Please be Maggie.

Speaker 2 (56:13):
I know right.

Speaker 1 (56:14):
The answer is Maggie.

Speaker 3 (56:16):
Ma.

Speaker 1 (56:16):
No, no, it's Catherine Switzer. Duh Switzer. He didn't. I
was just joking, like.

Speaker 2 (56:25):
Da, thank you.

Speaker 1 (56:28):
You can't win them all? Can who question? Not with
questions like that? Whose question was that? That's probably mine?

Speaker 11 (56:35):
Two?

Speaker 1 (56:36):
Just pop? You know, pop culture questions from different decades,
the sixties you should study.

Speaker 2 (56:41):
Then I'm about to google her name. I don't even focus.

Speaker 1 (56:45):
All right, Oh, lindsay what you ready to get shocked again?

Speaker 12 (56:50):
Are you kidding me?

Speaker 1 (56:52):
Lindsay, which groovy seventies successory changes colors based on your vibe?

Speaker 2 (56:58):
Oh? I almost wore one today? A mood ring? Final answer?

Speaker 1 (57:02):
Which groovy seventies success re changes colors based on your vibe?
You said, mood ring. The answer is mood ring. You
own one? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (57:10):
I own two.

Speaker 1 (57:10):
Actually, actually I'm not surprised that tracks. You know, they're
not real, right, right?

Speaker 2 (57:17):
But the fun the groovy.

Speaker 1 (57:21):
Look it's blue. You can't say the word groovy and
wear a jumper. That is a true statement. Actually, all right,
she's going to pick the next person that's going to
be going and having to put on the shocker. Give
me Lindsay will be doing ask the questions getting that

(57:44):
lined up. Make sure you send your text in of
what do you miss most about your dad? Case of
fiftieth anniversary Miller like could be yours BMMS and whatever
that is to eight two nine four five. We're gonna
draw a winner here. Coming up. We still have to
announce to who's gonna win the box set too for Metallic,
So we'll be getting to that. So you guys can
get up in the attic and get your record player down.

Speaker 12 (58:07):
Catherine Sweitzer, is that it.

Speaker 1 (58:11):
Waiting on you? Okay? Good? What river forms the border
between Indiana and Kentucky? Between? What river forms the border
between Indiana and Kentucky. This is the second time in
a row I've had a river question. What river forms

(58:32):
the border between Indiana and Kentucky, Indiana and Kentucky, Indiana
and Kentucky, Indiana and Kentucky. I know where Kentucky is.
I got an idea where Indiana is, but I couldn't
tell you that river right there and for whatever reason.
And I think it's because last week I had the
river question and it was the Ohio River, and that

(58:57):
would kind of make sense because Ohio is just kind
of right there, right there, next to Indy, so I
can see it flowing down and then coming in between
Indiana and Kentucky. I'm gonna go Ohio River. Final answer,
probably get shocked. We river forms the border between Indiana
and Kentucky. You say Ohio River, I'm probably gonna get shocked,

(59:18):
and the answer is Ohio River.

Speaker 5 (59:21):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (59:22):
Good jobs.

Speaker 1 (59:23):
Retaining information from last week saved my ass. Question two?
How many times did Ross Geller marry and divorce on Friends?
How many times did Ross Geller marry and divorce on Friends?
I'm not a huge Friends fan. I like the show.
It's a fun show. I'll watch him that I don't.

(59:45):
I've never gotten into it like some people have. And
I know, I know he was married and divorced once,
like before they all got together. It was his previous marriage.
But then didn't he he married the Rachel? Didn't he?

(01:00:07):
And there could have been another one, but I don't know.
I'm going to say twice. Final answer, Yeah, twice. Final answer?
How many times? Did ross Geller Mary and divorce on Friends?
You said twice. The correct answer his first wife who
I can't remember who, he had a son, and then
abandoned the second time Emily. Okay, I have no idea

(01:00:30):
who that is, the British girl where he went. I
don't know if he technically got married though, but he
says Rachel at the at the altar, right, so I
think there's a snaffoo there. And then he marries Rachel
in Vegas. But they didn't get divorced. They did get divorced,
did they three teens? Yeah, that's what it says. Okay,

(01:00:51):
who that one will?

Speaker 12 (01:00:53):
Also? That was the first friends question that didn't go
to Corvin.

Speaker 1 (01:00:58):
There you go. Question three, what's the chemical symbol for oxygen?
What is the chemical symbol for oxygen? I believe that
the chemical symbol for oxygen is OH two? Final answer,

(01:01:22):
what is the chemical symbol for oxygen? You said oh two,
and the correct answer is oh, oh wow? What's O two?
Then oh two is an important designation. Otherwise we would
like we kind of let those things slide. But OH
two definitely changes it. Okay. O two would be like

(01:01:43):
if you were having two oxygen right, but that's not
the symbol is oh. I guess that makes sense, Okay,
like H two oh is two hydrogen is going on
oxygen and it makes water. Yeah, I got that.

Speaker 10 (01:01:56):
But I feel like I see on those tanks that
the old people carry around casinos that says oh two on.

Speaker 2 (01:02:01):
It, but they say CO two.

Speaker 1 (01:02:05):
Well that's oh, that's probably right. That's like a carbon dioxide,
it's not in nitros. All right, we're going to take
a break. When we come back, it'll be my turn
for Taste of time trivia. What do you miss the
most about your dad? Bmmms? And what that is? To
eight two nine four five.

Speaker 3 (01:02:26):
The Big Med Morning Show returns next Tulsa's Morning Shown MD.

Speaker 1 (01:02:33):
He's got the first question.

Speaker 2 (01:02:34):
All right, here we go.

Speaker 12 (01:02:36):
How many keys does a piano have?

Speaker 4 (01:02:41):
Wow?

Speaker 1 (01:02:44):
I should know this. Yeah, if you've expressed it for
a piano, you do. Yes, my kids play piano. Oh yeah,
we got a free piano. Somebody gave us a free piano. Nice.
They didn't want to do it. It needs tune, but yeah,
it's fine. Well they were playing on like a little
electronic keyboard and that it wasn't work. Immediately, I think

(01:03:07):
of fifty two. That's the number that pops into my
brain at first, and I'm trying to I'll go fifty two.
I'm not gonna waste a bunch of time on it
being more than that. I feel like that's a good,
healthy guess. Fifty two. Final answer.

Speaker 12 (01:03:28):
You say fifty two, how many keys are on a piano?
The correct answer is eighty eight. So fifty two, though,
is right. There's fifty two white keys.

Speaker 1 (01:03:41):
A racist left the black keys out of there. Huh.

Speaker 12 (01:03:45):
Yeah, thirty six black keys.

Speaker 1 (01:03:49):
Huh did you know that off the top of your head? Yeah,
because her dad's a piano player. Was well, that's not osmosis. No,
I never know.

Speaker 11 (01:03:57):
You might have taught or something.

Speaker 1 (01:03:58):
How did you know that?

Speaker 12 (01:03:59):
I took piano as a kid too, for like three months.
That doesn't Yeah, but I was also in in choir
and in band, So you learn instruments, but you don't learn.
And my kid is also in piano and he has
to learn those things.

Speaker 1 (01:04:15):
So how do you know?

Speaker 12 (01:04:16):
It?

Speaker 2 (01:04:17):
Just I just remember being taught. It just one of
those things.

Speaker 12 (01:04:20):
The black keys are for your sharps and your flats, and.

Speaker 1 (01:04:24):
They're also a pretty groovy band. Yeah, very groovy band.
All right, all right?

Speaker 12 (01:04:28):
Question number two, Corbyn, what are human fingernails made of?

Speaker 1 (01:04:40):
I think I know this, but I don't know if like,
is it hair? I don't think it's hair because but
it is. It's hair, But it's not right right, right, right,
it's not the hair like the hair of your head.
I think they want the name of the Bible, like
calcium or like right. They don't want bones right, like right,

(01:05:00):
they want the name. I'm I'm gonna go with what
popped in my brain. It's probably wrong. I want to
say kerotine. Final answer, what.

Speaker 12 (01:05:14):
Are human fingernails made of? You say kerotine? The correct
answer is kerotine.

Speaker 2 (01:05:25):
Very good.

Speaker 1 (01:05:27):
Finally that paid off. It was either kerotine or creatine.
One of the two. Yeah, creatine is not that that's
a different thing in the body. Yeah, look at you. Congratulations.
I feel good about it. Yeah, for sure, for sure? Okay.

Speaker 12 (01:05:44):
Question three, what is the world's fastest bird?

Speaker 1 (01:05:51):
Huh? The world's the road runner?

Speaker 11 (01:06:00):
I mean.

Speaker 1 (01:06:05):
Do they mean fast runner? Do they mean fast flyer?
I don't know, And if I'm being honest, I don't
know very many bird names.

Speaker 2 (01:06:18):
I mean, this.

Speaker 12 (01:06:18):
Feels like the Boston Marathon.

Speaker 2 (01:06:20):
Question to be honest, but.

Speaker 1 (01:06:24):
I feel like here's where it's different than the Boston.
I can name some birds, yes, I couldn't. Now I
can only name one person that's ever won the Boston
Marathon when I'm already forgotten, Carrie Switzer. Something Switzer, What
do you think it was?

Speaker 2 (01:06:42):
Catherine?

Speaker 1 (01:06:42):
Yeah, Catherine Switzer. Okay, we all learned something today. I mean, right,
question again? Please?

Speaker 12 (01:06:51):
What is the world's fastest bird?

Speaker 1 (01:06:55):
Again? I don't know if they mean running or on
the air. My brain's gonna explode.

Speaker 5 (01:07:07):
I I.

Speaker 1 (01:07:09):
Don't I don't know. I don't know. I'm thinking like
going through like the animals and the birds, and you're like, oh,
this is so and so it's the fastest bird and
you're like, well, okay, are they going ahead? Ducks they migrate,
but they're real slow. Like you don't hear that type
of lingo and talk when it comes to birds. I

(01:07:34):
don't think it's ducks. It's definitely not ducks. That's why
we hunt them. Chickens it's definitely, it's definitely it's not turkeys.
I don't know. I'm just gonna say a bird and
know that it's wrong. Magpie.

Speaker 12 (01:07:53):
Final answer, great, what is the world's fastest birds.

Speaker 1 (01:07:59):
Should I know this?

Speaker 2 (01:08:00):
I know?

Speaker 12 (01:08:01):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:08:01):
Would you be surprised if Gimpy knew it? Did you
make this? Is this your God damn likely. There's two
of them that are popping in my head right now
because I've given my final answer. Just yeah, you've already
You've given me your final answer. So it's either a
road runner or be the paragon falcon. And I think
it's the paragon falcon. Is the fastest? That feels like
a lie. I like that answer. You know, I don't

(01:08:23):
like the road runner, right, But you made a good
point about fastest runner or fastest flyer. And I think
when we think of birds, it's mostly flying. You don't
think of those dumb, flatless birds like an emu. Ostriches
are pretty fast. True. And she didn't say the question
wasn't fastest flyer, right, It was said fastest, which feels
like yeah, but I think it's the paragon falcon.

Speaker 12 (01:08:43):
Okay, yeah, it's the Peregrine falcon.

Speaker 1 (01:08:47):
Now, so you didn't know it? Yes, well, yeah he
did the question.

Speaker 2 (01:08:50):
He did the question. Is that why you knew it?

Speaker 7 (01:08:53):
No?

Speaker 10 (01:08:53):
Actually, there's a stupid commercial from way back in the
day that's stuck in my head of some nerdy kid
talking about the peregan falcon and how it's the fastest
bird in the world.

Speaker 1 (01:09:04):
Does that not work?

Speaker 10 (01:09:05):
No, they are, yeah, And that's why it's stuck in
my head. Is that stupid commercial with that nerdy kid,
But you get you.

Speaker 1 (01:09:13):
Ring a very good point. What's the fastest running bird?
Is it the roadrunner? I think it is because roadrunners
are real birds. They're not you know, like what they
made off the cartoon The Ostrich is the fastest running bird.
It can reach speeds of sixty miles per hour fast,
and they are dicks.

Speaker 10 (01:09:29):
They are horrible, so creepy with their peach fuzz neck
and their little bald head coming at you.

Speaker 1 (01:09:38):
Roadrunner can only go twenty six miles per hour. By
the way, if you see the wildy coyote in Roadrunner,
the road runner looks is a very tiny bird, where
probably the cartoon effigy looks more like an Ostrich. Shit
like an Ostrich road runner combination like Ostrich got drugs
are like tiny tiny not ostriches. Road Yeah, yea yeah,

(01:10:02):
ostriches are yeah, yeah, the Ostrich got drunk one what
they make the turkey legs out of we go to
the fish. Yeah, I do like some turkey legs Ostrich
leg Yeah, yeah, think about that. That's a lot of
big turkey legs. That is That means there's a bunch
of turkeys in the frozen food section with no come
on out, damn legless turkeys. You never see Ostrich. That

(01:10:25):
is true statement Ostrich man. I'm okay with it. Yeah,
they're delicious.

Speaker 10 (01:10:29):
I don't need to know if it's Ostrich or if
it's turkey, or if it's a paragrin falcon.

Speaker 1 (01:10:33):
You know, I don't care. It's yeah, horse who cares,
smoke it and season it still matter falcon?

Speaker 2 (01:10:39):
No one would be able to catch.

Speaker 1 (01:10:40):
It, right, it's the fastest bird round. EMUs are also
pretty horrible too.

Speaker 10 (01:10:45):
Yeah, emu's ostrich are pretty much the same thing I feel.
I think EMUs are a little bit smaller and got
more feathers than an Ostrich does.

Speaker 1 (01:10:54):
Yeah, if only goes thirty one, and they're very kind
of they're more lower sinator gravity. Yeah, they're they're like
the guy who wears the hat to the Kacha Gugu
hat or whatever that's called, and is really willing to
fight what's in Good Fellas. Okay, there's Ray Leota's character.
Uh huh, and then uh good, it's not Joe Peshi's character. Yes,

(01:11:23):
EMUs are the Joe Pesci character. Okay, you don't want
to mess with them. They're a little more like a
right right, And then's more like ray Loota's character. Yeah,
all right, we got to take a break. We're giving
away beer. What do you miss the most about your dad?
A case of fiftieth anniversary Miller like could be yours?
BM mess and what that is? To eight two nine
four five.

Speaker 3 (01:11:42):
You're listening to the Big Man Morning Show. This he's
Tulsa's Morning Show?

Speaker 1 (01:11:49):
Is the most about your dad? BM? A mess? And
what that is? To eight five?

Speaker 2 (01:11:56):
Good?

Speaker 1 (01:11:59):
Jamie's on the line, Hey Jamie, how are you?

Speaker 14 (01:12:02):
I'm doing good? How you guys doing good?

Speaker 1 (01:12:04):
What is the memory? What do you miss the most
about your dad?

Speaker 7 (01:12:10):
Well?

Speaker 14 (01:12:11):
I miss actually my dad's parts.

Speaker 1 (01:12:17):
I don't think you've had a dad until you've had
a dad that farts. And what do you miss most
about your dad's farts?

Speaker 14 (01:12:24):
I guess the way he was just embarrassed. Everybody brings
up a lot of great memories. The one really that
always has stuck out. Was back. I believe it was
nineteen seventy eight. We were waiting in line to see
the new King Kong movie, and we're standing in line,

(01:12:49):
the lines forever, and we've kind of moved up a
little bit, and my dad just let it rip, not
holding back at all. Embarrassed the hell.

Speaker 5 (01:12:59):
Out of my mom.

Speaker 14 (01:13:00):
My mom grabbed me in my brother's hands and we
took off the car and we left, and we didn't
get to even see King Kong.

Speaker 1 (01:13:06):
Ah.

Speaker 14 (01:13:11):
Yeah, he loved doing that. He loved everybody pull his
finger and all that, and especially his granddaughters.

Speaker 7 (01:13:18):
So it was always really fun.

Speaker 14 (01:13:20):
He was really proud whenever they had ripped born up
pretty good.

Speaker 1 (01:13:25):
Everybody's got a dad fart story.

Speaker 14 (01:13:28):
Oh yeah, it is some fun stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:13:31):
JIMPI go ahead and tell him exactly what he's gonna get. Hi,
sure missed the talks my dad and I would have.
He'd yell at me for something and I'd tell him
how sorry. I was. Have a case of at the
anniversary Miller light back to you, cooln handline, So gimpee
can get your info and have a fantastic weekend. Okay,

(01:13:52):
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So Tim is in the running. Make sure you're listening
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happening Monday morning at six am. Good morning Lindsay, Good
morning Corbyn.

Speaker 12 (01:14:12):
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(01:14:35):
Display of Twerking on a Hoverboard Award.

Speaker 1 (01:14:40):
Good morning Gimby, Well, Good morning Corbin. If you ever
wanted to party with yours truly, this weekend is the
weekend to do it. I'll be down at Rock the
River a Sparrow hot Campgrounds all weekend long in Tallaqua.
You can get your tickets right now and join me
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right time for Will and Elly. We talk about anything.
You won't go back to something, bring up something new,

(01:15:02):
Join us in the studio is our friend Mike Bouch
of Andelini's Hey, buddy, how are you?

Speaker 11 (01:15:07):
I am well, how are you all doing?

Speaker 1 (01:15:09):
Good man? It is the perfect time of the year
to enjoy a patio across the Andelin's Land one of
the great locations you can stop in, get gelato and
just really enjoy summer.

Speaker 11 (01:15:22):
I'm a fan. And even if it's raining outside, our
patios already alcohol a flowing pizza prepared. And we are
very stoked that we have patios that we built outto
especially Jenks. The pergola there is really delightful. And having
a river is great. We don't always get that and
right now we do. So it's very cool. And you know,

(01:15:45):
the social media love of everyone who's coming and having pizza.
A lot of people will move here. We'll like have
our pizza and say I didn't know Tolsa could have
pizza like this, and we're like, you know, location is
not like an indicator of greatness. It's the proximity to
New York. It's just the awareness of how to cook it.
And we dig it. We dig Tulsa, we dig being here,
and we dig all the new people to move here
as well.

Speaker 1 (01:16:05):
Do you think with food, like there used to be
a thing like, oh, you can only get good pizza here,
or I only get this only this good food item here,
like lobster rolls or whatever. That's not true anymore. Right
with you know, airplanes, stuff like you can get The
knowledge gets spread is now spread. The food is a
bit more vastly available than it's ever been. So is
it true that you can only get good X item

(01:16:26):
in one spot?

Speaker 11 (01:16:27):
It's totally gone. The notion of that, Like you could
go to Italy and have garbage pizza, you can go
to Idaho and have impeccable pizza. It's knowledge is especially
after like two what's YouTube hit? Once the Internet started
going and there was this big social norm, especially in
the pizza world and the nineties and the sixties and
nineties of hey, does my recipe stay away? Don't steal

(01:16:48):
it from me. They're gonna take everything and I'm gonna
be broken penniless. But guys like Tony Jim and Yanni
who wrote a book like the Pizza Bible and just
put all these recipes on front Street and made him
more popular, has dissuaded that notion. And now the abundance
of knowledge is there and you could learn how to
suv do whatever you want. But with that said, if

(01:17:11):
someone tries to copy what we do, it's gonna sound
like a cover, you know. So I've never been too
freaked out about having our stuff out there, because, you know,
led Zeppelin still led Zeppelin, even if someone else knows
how to play Stairway.

Speaker 1 (01:17:24):
Right, and there's the crust is crusted. It's still gonna
have yeast, It's still gonna have flour, it's still gotta
have water. Yes, there's some variations to that, but ultimately
it has to be that.

Speaker 11 (01:17:33):
It has to and how we integrate the ingredients when
we do it is very particular to us. How we
age it, the style of which we age at the
others of which we cook is not something you could
even do at home, which you wanted to. So we
feel good about it. And uh yeah, but to your
point about lobster roles and flying stuff, you know, the
best sushi, great sushi from Japan will get overnighted, and

(01:17:56):
whether it's being FedEx overnighted to San Francisco or to Shaboygan,
it's the same thing.

Speaker 1 (01:18:02):
Well, we had this conversation earlier this week about fresh
vegetables and that you actually nowadays you unless you're in
season in that area, you're getting fresher vegetables in a
can than you are in the store because in a
can they're picked fresh, made into canned immediately, where in
the store they're picked before they're ripe in many instances,
like a tomato as an example, and then ripened with

(01:18:25):
some sort of chemical diesel usually, and then that you
get it that way right for sure.

Speaker 11 (01:18:30):
The tomato that we get is the most premier American
tomato in the world from a company called Stanislaw. And
they don't serve, they don't sell to customers like they
only sell to businesses, and their tomatoes are packed in
a very proprie I've done toward it's the greatest food
where I've ever been on, and I've been on many.

(01:18:51):
It's the tomatoes are packed and then they are in
the can within two and a half hours from like
picked on a truck, like siphon through this whole machine.
Then the tomatoes are chosen like this type of tomatoes
going towards this type of can, whether it's a pure
can tomato or a crushed tomato or pure a tomato
then there and there's an assembly because these tomatoes only

(01:19:13):
can be picked for about one hundred days a year,
so they work twenty four to seven for one hundred
days NonStop with a crew that is just doing this,
and they make their money for the year these for
bio large and people that are working out in the
fields could go and do other work, but they work
their ass off and it is the most interesting ops
I've ever seen. And that's just to get it the

(01:19:35):
yet max freshness, and it's a very very if you
want to don't believe me, Like you could try and
get it on Amazon from someone who bought it and
is reselling it, and it is that good. You're gonna
get a massive can. If you want the most premier
tomato in the world, try that, Or you can cut
to us.

Speaker 1 (01:19:48):
Yeah, we people. Well, why do you guys talk tomatoes
or flour with Mike? I'm like, because that's how important
the ingredients are to what Andelini's and Prosmo do. Is
that that is the vital Well, that is what makes
the difference between you and everybody else.

Speaker 11 (01:20:02):
Right, we take it. We don't take ourselves seriously. We
take what we choose insanely serious. And then the acumen
for what we do and how we integrate the ingredients.
And when very very seriously, all.

Speaker 1 (01:20:14):
Right, willing only anything you want to talk about, bring
up something new, go back to something. The point of
flavor chips is to not need dip. What is the
best combination of flavored chip with dip? This is a
very interesting question for me. I am not a guy
who will deviate away. Occasionally. I'll do assult and vinegar
occasionally certain brands. I'm very much a traditional chip guy

(01:20:38):
and occasionally a dip depending on what it is. But
I'm a ruffles guy with French onion dip. That's That's
pretty much the end of it. So I can't lead
a you know, give anything to this. So what is
the best combination of flavored chip with dip?

Speaker 12 (01:20:54):
Lindsay, I'm not a big fan of using a flavored
chip with a dip, I like a plane chip or
but I suppose that that burt Ends dip that Gimbi
and I are a fan of that we get from Walmart.

Speaker 1 (01:21:13):
Yeah, I got it one time. It was pretty good. Yeah.

Speaker 12 (01:21:15):
Yeah, it's pretty good with a barbecued chip, right, because
it's both barbecue exactly.

Speaker 1 (01:21:21):
Yeah, gimb Dude. You can go so many different ways
on this. Like initially I was thinking like a barbecue
chip with like a French onion dip, or even a
barbecue chip with a a ranch dip. But then as
Lindsay was talking, it hit me. It is the honey

(01:21:41):
barbecue Britos and bean dip. Yeah, that's good stuff right there, Mike.

Speaker 11 (01:21:50):
This is the most important question that's ever been posts
on the show. And well, for sure easily uh I
would put it. If we're going for a chip in
a dip, I'm gonna go with Dos Ponchos chips, which
I very very solid ass chip that's fried to order
with guac that's made to order. That's my gourmet. Like,
I don't know if we qualify Guaca's.

Speaker 1 (01:22:09):
Dip Dos Ponchos being the Mexican restaurant in front of
the target Hunter first.

Speaker 11 (01:22:14):
One hundred, first one world that is impeccably made chips
and guac. With that said, if we're going gas station equivalent,
I am going with the new Dorito's Hot Mustard So good, right,
so good, and I'll got bloy of rain right now
your mind, Big Max Sauce.

Speaker 1 (01:22:33):
I mean that doesn't surp. That doesn't surprise me.

Speaker 11 (01:22:36):
It sounds fancy when we see big Bax. Somehow, big
back sauce is fancy because it's more like, oh, you've
got big.

Speaker 1 (01:22:41):
Back sauce sauce.

Speaker 11 (01:22:43):
How did you acquire said big Max sauce.

Speaker 1 (01:22:44):
Yeah, as someone who doesn't like like seasoning on my
fingers when I'm eating chips, the hot mustard one is
the exception to that rule.

Speaker 11 (01:22:53):
I'll put on a pair of gloves. It's that good.

Speaker 1 (01:22:55):
Yeah, let's go, I'll lock my fingers. That's how good
it is. You thought that was a really important question.
Would you rather sneeze glitter or burp confetti? Would you
rather sneeze glitter or burp confetti? Lindsey Man, I.

Speaker 12 (01:23:13):
Don't like any either of these. I'm like, but I'm
gonna take sneezing glitter only because burping confetti feels like
it would be vomiting.

Speaker 2 (01:23:28):
Verping is when you verp the vomit verb like.

Speaker 1 (01:23:33):
Acid ref' a coin way off the side.

Speaker 12 (01:23:35):
But okay, that is such an uncomfortable feeling, and I
imagine like burping confetti would kind of feel like that,
having something come up and out. Yeah, So I'll take
this sneezing glitter. At least every time I sneeze is
something pretty would happen.

Speaker 1 (01:23:55):
Gimbi.

Speaker 10 (01:23:57):
I am choosing the sneeze glitter two reasons. One it'd
be the prettiest sneeze that you'll ever sneeze in your life.
And two, I think you don't have enough propulsion behind
a burb to really shoot the confetti out and make
it a celebration, Okay, And that's why the sneeze is
very important, because you have enough pressure behind that to

(01:24:19):
get the glitter out there and project at some distance
and have a celebration of bodily.

Speaker 1 (01:24:26):
Fluid excreting from yourself.

Speaker 11 (01:24:29):
I Mike, the knee jerk reaction is glitter sneeze because
it looks magical. But then I immediately go to cleanup
and I have to go confetti because that is a
pain in the ass. You talk glitter, no go just
in life, but ah.

Speaker 1 (01:24:43):
Glitter, it's one of the worst inventions ever.

Speaker 11 (01:24:45):
Yeah, there's never like a time like oh no, no,
we're in a glitter safe environment. And if you are
a glitter safe environment, it's probably after midnight and you
probably should go home.

Speaker 1 (01:24:52):
Yeah, I'm with you I'm burping confetti. It is very
think of like when they shoot it at the end
of like a championship basketball game or football game. It's
usually a parchment paper type of thing, or a paper
mache or something like the very light be the easiest
thing you might get it caught like a cat hairball thing,
confetti sharp corners. Uh usually a thicker paper weight type

(01:25:17):
of thing. Hard pass for me. Uh So, And if
if you burp and you're just like, does that would
it just be a little bit I don't I don't
know want to be in your mouth because you know
it's not You ain't got enough power to push it out.

Speaker 11 (01:25:31):
Then do you like saliva into a ball and just
spit it out? And that's just how you go about
your business?

Speaker 1 (01:25:35):
Yeah, but it means And then when you pick your
nose for confetti bogger? Is it just sparkly? That's weird
glitter booger? And they're like, you did you didn't? Thank you,
you didn't? Were you picking your nose and you're like, no,
I wasn't. And then there's glitter on the under your
fingers you're pointing them for the accusation. Yeah, but you'd
never get caught going on the strip club'd be like,
did you go to the strip club to day? No,
I sneezed.

Speaker 11 (01:25:55):
You would have to answer that question every day of
your life.

Speaker 1 (01:26:00):
Uh, chili cheese freedoms and bean dip. Okay, I could
see that. I like this one. If you could use
in these, we don't have to new food questions. We
can do a thing you guys want. But for Willian Nelly,
if you could only use one condiment on everything for
the rest of your life, which would it be one
condiment on everything for the rest of your life? What
would it be?

Speaker 12 (01:26:20):
Lindsay, probably sour cream.

Speaker 2 (01:26:26):
It's always been my favorite.

Speaker 12 (01:26:28):
I love me a baked potato.

Speaker 1 (01:26:30):
Yeah, so this is like she's delving into something like
is sour cream a condiment? I wouldn't consider it a condomy.
I wouldn't either. It's not in the condiment aisle.

Speaker 2 (01:26:40):
Well, that's just because it's cold.

Speaker 1 (01:26:42):
Name another cold condiment. Mm hmm.

Speaker 11 (01:26:46):
I'm given acause if it could go in that side
of your fridge, there's like when you open the door,
there's condiments and that's where should not put dairy in
the door.

Speaker 12 (01:26:57):
And also once you open it, ketchup and mustard is
in your fridge, and that's a condiment.

Speaker 1 (01:27:04):
Yeah, this where you buy it. It doesn't have condiments,
or excuse me, sour cream listed on the common condiments.
I ketchup mustard, barbecue sauce, mayonnaise, soy sauce, pesto, salcea
fish sauce, hot sauce, aoli, and salad dressing up.

Speaker 11 (01:27:18):
Until ten years ago when it came purely in a
bucket form. But the second it went to squeeze, it's
a condiment.

Speaker 1 (01:27:26):
That's what makes it a condom, because it's a squeeze
the second. The second, the good, good argument.

Speaker 11 (01:27:31):
A daisy said, hey, what are we doing, guys?

Speaker 1 (01:27:34):
But it's not readily available in the squeeze. Only dollar will.

Speaker 15 (01:27:37):
Do it, all right, A doll up a daisy, all right,
if you are buying the bucket still and not the squeeze,
your mouth breather like it's twenty twenty five.

Speaker 1 (01:27:47):
Come on, give me what are you picking? I was
looking because my first initial thought was was mayonnaise. Mayonnaise
is pretty universal. You could put mayonnaise on anything, and
you can mix mayonnaise with a lot of different things
and it's okay. But then I was like, oh man,
some hot sauce, like some Franks would be all right,

(01:28:10):
but I don't want everything spicy all the time, So
I'm sticking with the mayonnaise, Mike.

Speaker 11 (01:28:17):
Ketchup and Mao mixed. Can the mess with it? Seaar sauce,
special sauce.

Speaker 1 (01:28:21):
Taking an exception. Uh, mustard, it is universally of It's
a good seasoning product. It's good on fries, it's good
on chicken, It's good on pretty much everything unless you
hate mustard.

Speaker 11 (01:28:35):
Right, Frenches are like, yeah, you gotta.

Speaker 1 (01:28:37):
Go classic yellow, classic yellow. Oh no, spicy brown. No,
I like that, but we're talking about the last one forever.
I'm stuck with gray poop pole. Yeah, it's a good like,
put it in your survival kit. You can use it
for so many, so many different put it in scrambled eggs.
You can use it for anything. This says Marinara. Sauce
is a condiment. Oh calling it.

Speaker 11 (01:29:00):
That's a sauce. It's a sauce. It's not a condiment.

Speaker 1 (01:29:03):
Salsa is that a condiment? This is not my list.
I'm just reading.

Speaker 12 (01:29:11):
I think he read off salsa on the condiment list.

Speaker 10 (01:29:18):
I yeah, salsa, it's a salsa was on the cop
it's a sauce.

Speaker 1 (01:29:25):
But yeah, hot sauce is a condiment and it's a sauce,
so it's ketchup in clustard.

Speaker 11 (01:29:32):
It's not sauce.

Speaker 1 (01:29:33):
Hey, listen. If you're gonna use the squeeze argument, the
squeeze argument applies.

Speaker 11 (01:29:37):
That's why I can't say salsa is they can't be squosed.

Speaker 1 (01:29:40):
Tartar sauce is a sauce, and.

Speaker 11 (01:29:42):
It could be squosing.

Speaker 1 (01:29:43):
Technically, ketchup is a sauce, right, It was no, no, no,
it was designed to be a sauce. It wasn't. It
was not meant to be something you put on top, but.

Speaker 11 (01:29:53):
We put it this way. You could keep it cold
or at room temp. Marinara is someone serving marin nara?
Not if they're serving it at room temp or rather
cold or cold. That doesn't make a lot of sense
to me. That's why ranch I would consider a condiment,
but not so much.

Speaker 1 (01:30:10):
You got to push back on the squeeze thing. It's
bs I end up blowing way too much sour cream
on my taco. I hate it when that happens.

Speaker 11 (01:30:19):
Wait, you're in control of the squeeze. This isn't like
Chipotle where you where they're just willy nilly with the
spoon and you got to bring him in.

Speaker 1 (01:30:29):
This is times though, Mike. You know, and it happens
with Catch up as well. There's an air pocket that
gets in there and you squeeze it, and that the
rubber gate is a little too has a little too
much tension on it, and then you're like squeezing really
hard and then all of a sudden, it's right.

Speaker 11 (01:30:43):
I'm not going to apologize for your amateur hour of
knowing how to squeeze a bottle.

Speaker 1 (01:30:49):
Listen, give me one of us as a professional, the
other the other rest of us are acting true watching
YouTube video. All right, pay for it. This is a
classic question. Is chili so supposed to have beans?

Speaker 2 (01:31:01):
Lindsay yes, absolutely. I love my chili with beans.

Speaker 1 (01:31:06):
Gimpy, I could go either way on this, but I
want to say, yes, chili should have beans in it. Mike,
Yeah it should.

Speaker 11 (01:31:13):
If it doesn't have beans, it's just ground beef.

Speaker 1 (01:31:17):
Some argue chili as a condiment as well.

Speaker 11 (01:31:19):
Well, Okay, guys, let's get now. There's salads a condiment. Salad.

Speaker 1 (01:31:25):
I put a salad on a hot dog.

Speaker 7 (01:31:27):
You.

Speaker 1 (01:31:28):
Oh, but you could settle down. No, chili's not supposed
to beans. One of them salad. It does not worship.

Speaker 11 (01:31:35):
What school of thought are you coming from?

Speaker 1 (01:31:36):
It?

Speaker 11 (01:31:36):
It should not have beans.

Speaker 1 (01:31:38):
It's just the classic way to make it as beans
is without beans. I mean, okay, and so it's just
a modern advancement, good way to get protein. They ain't
hating it. I'm definitely eating chili that's got beans in it.
I'm not gonna push it back on the table because
you serve me something with beans in it.

Speaker 11 (01:31:53):
Yeah, I think.

Speaker 1 (01:31:55):
Some people would. Some people would argue that if you
put a different like you put beans and it's not chili.
Some would argue if you put pento beans in it,
it's not chili. When I'm like, they're all beans. It's fine.
Chili's gotta have ground, beef, tomato, spices. The bean is
the least relevant part of to make it. Chili that's
fair gets just meat soup at that point, if you

(01:32:19):
could stew at best, if you could have and it's
gotta have moss in it. Now we're getting off topic.
If you could have an endless supply of anything, what
would it be, lindsay, can't say money? Yeah, It's like
I could read you. If you could have an endless
supply of anything, what would it be.

Speaker 12 (01:32:39):
Let's go with wine, all types.

Speaker 1 (01:32:44):
All types, okay, gimme weed man, pretty simple. An endless
supply of flour, Mike.

Speaker 7 (01:32:53):
I.

Speaker 11 (01:32:55):
Don't know energy, drinks, coffee, because what do I go
a lot?

Speaker 1 (01:32:58):
Go through a lot?

Speaker 11 (01:32:59):
That's all I could think of, besides you know, straight
up cash Barbond's crypto.

Speaker 1 (01:33:06):
Yeah, I'm gonna go with with paper towels. I'm always
seeming to have to buy paper towels. It's constantly a nuisance.
You think you don't want to just buy like the
small one at the store. I got to go get
the palette size. Oh yeah, because I don't want to
have to go do it again in a week. So
that would be the one. So we had a conversation

(01:33:28):
yesterday Mike that a listener's asking me to get your
opinion on and we were talking about fathers, and we
were doing our top father memories, and a listener text
in that they went camping with their father and they
bathed in the stream and he saw his father's dong

(01:33:49):
and how traumatic that was. And I went on a
little bit of a rant of everybody's got that moment
when they saw their father's dong and you can remember
the color of the carpet. It is a very traumatic experience.
And so somebody's asking me to test that theory with you.
Do you have when I said, we've all seen our

(01:34:10):
father's dongs, dad dong if you will for Father's Day?
Have you seen your dad's dong?

Speaker 11 (01:34:18):
I you know, my dad's old, my dad's And here's
the dynamic.

Speaker 1 (01:34:22):
It can be any time, you know, I know.

Speaker 11 (01:34:24):
But the point is when the guys who like when
you go to the gym, and there's this reckless abandon
of older gentlemen to just be naked, like if they're
over the age of seventy and they don't give one craft.
They're like I, And that's the way like modern men
are like, oh I might go get a pedicure or whatever,

(01:34:44):
and they frown upon that, but they go to the
gym as their spa again with reckless these duds just
walking around, no craps, given flip floppies. That's the dynamic
I had with my dad's who I was just like
always dong around like ius, just like never who was
your dad? Yeah, it's just like he's just walking around
neck like he It was so normal for my dad

(01:35:07):
to come home and have a glass of wine with
a poor orange juice into it, like garbage wine, and
then take a bath and like, hey, come in here
like and like read a book about horses and then
get out and wear tidy whities just as clothing for
the rest of the night. That I had, Like friends
come over in high school, like, oh, hey, coming to

(01:35:28):
my dad. He like gets up, like has a glass
of wine. He's just wearing tied away so how you doing?
And and my friend's like, your dad's just wearing underwear
right now, Like, oh crap, he is, isn't he? Like
I was so normal, souper normal to me, and my
dad was never like an ALKI He's just drinking just
like mad ment style, where it's just part of the
background that it just like walks around with a glass

(01:35:49):
of wine and underwear. And I genuinely until like I
was eighteen, it's like this isn't this isn't normal.

Speaker 1 (01:35:55):
And your dad marine yeah, full World War two, no Vietnam, Vietna, Okay,
quite old, but I don't remember how old your dad is.
As eighty three okay, and you're like, you think of
people that are bets Marines specifically, you don't think of
them having wine with orange juice for their bath.

Speaker 11 (01:36:15):
My dad's masculinity is so far that he doesn't have
to appease anywhere.

Speaker 1 (01:36:21):
He doesn't. He just doesn't love that.

Speaker 11 (01:36:24):
My dad was like, like, I like Abba, Like he
was in Germany during the time that Abba became popular,
and he's like, this is what I like. Well, so
Abba was your favorite band. He's like, yeah, well that's
somehow would be a non masculine dynamic for most My
dad pulls it off.

Speaker 1 (01:36:39):
Yeah, because he's unabashed about it. Your dad's pretty awesome. Yeah,
it's a couple of times that I've hung out with him.
He's pretty awesome. Yeah, he's a he doesn't care.

Speaker 11 (01:36:49):
He's just an old New York uh Catholic, Irish guy
who went to war and doesn't it, does not give
a crap.

Speaker 1 (01:36:59):
That's awesome. Makes you go to Andelini's for Father's Day?
Did you do you know about the pizza meter? Have
you heard this? You got to read up on this.
It's amazing that the pizza meter has accurately picked when
we are about to have a conflict with somebody based
off the number of increases in pizza orders to government

(01:37:20):
buildings in Washington, DC.

Speaker 11 (01:37:22):
That makes sense. There's a lot of dynamics around pizza
and DC. Like they all of the NSA had to
redo all of their security protocols because of how far
a delivery guy got into the NSA, and they're like
realized who they it, just as I got a pizza
like you if you have a pizza bag and a
pizza you could get behind you get to concerts backstage,

(01:37:45):
do you get anything like? It's like I got a
pizza like it goes so far, and they saw how
far the So that's when the NSA redid all of
their key card protocols and everything based upon that.

Speaker 1 (01:37:54):
There's there's some sort of bookstory there about pizza and
how it's changed the world for sure in so many ways. Yeah, Uh,
stop by Andelini's. The Gelato's on point. Make sure the
bar scene you guys have is always great too. Pizza
of course goes along with that. Look for the pizza
truck all around town. Uh, of course, you guys will

(01:38:14):
be out at Rockklahoma, Yeah and everywhere. Ando Pizza dot
Com think about Andelini's for weddings and birthday parties and
summer quin Sierra's whatever that is.

Speaker 11 (01:38:23):
You guys will do catering for those funerals. Plan for
him now they're gonna die, plan for him.

Speaker 1 (01:38:28):
Now, that's right. There's a guy online. He's dying and
he's he's you're going with him to find his burial
spot and all these things. He's planning all that stuff
while he's alive. I'm like, that's yeah, that's that's fun
and weird and I'm totally invested in. I'm right. Uh
Ando Pizza dot com is the website. Mike, thanks for
coming by. Thank you, take a break, we'll be back.

Speaker 3 (01:38:47):
You're listening to the Big Mad Morning Show. This is
Tulsa's morning show.

Speaker 1 (01:38:53):
What is it that you missed the most about your dad?

Speaker 14 (01:38:57):
So, just.

Speaker 7 (01:39:00):
Like if I was ever having a like a hard
time going through relationship stuff or just life and generally, man,
the guy could just he had always had a way
of like kind of talking it down.

Speaker 1 (01:39:09):
Man.

Speaker 7 (01:39:10):
He could just make simplify everything, make it just like
make it feel stupid for even feeling bad, you know,
but like just so he could he was like like
super like loud and like not obnoxious, but you know,
just kind of a just a like fun guy to
be around at parties and family events and stuff like that.

(01:39:30):
But like at the same time, like he just had
this calming nature about him, just because it's probably of
all the garbage that he had to go through growing
up too. I'm sure so. And and right now it's
like kind of my own personal stuff.

Speaker 13 (01:39:42):
You know.

Speaker 7 (01:39:42):
It's just I think that's something I miss the most,
just that being able to cal him up and talk
about that kind of stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:39:48):
Yeah, pretty soon you'll be able to have AI. You'll
be able to put all that stuff in there and
say this is what he was like. And then it'll
be like your dad.

Speaker 7 (01:39:55):
So you know, yeah, like the missing tooth and everything,
go ahead.

Speaker 1 (01:40:00):
And telling exactly what he's done. And now Lindsey miss
is her nads special camping trips where he would buy
booths for underage girls. Bring your friends. I knew that
I'm not getting locked up for life. Enjoy this case.
Miller like backed you guys handline friends so you can
get you in phone and have a fantastic weekend. Okay, thanks,

(01:40:24):
I appreciate it. I was telling Lindsay, I got so
many things I want to try and squeeze in here
before we in the show. But I was telling Lindsay
during the break have you had the chicken strips at
Quick Trip? Dude? They are so good? Really so good?
All right? So when it comes to QT, there's a
few go tos. Very rarely do I strain from them. Sure,
egg roll number one. When I'm on a ride or

(01:40:45):
going somewhere, I stop. I get a thirty two ounce
a mountain drink and an egg roll. Maybe two, depends
on how hungover and hungry I am. Other than that
breakfast pizza, yeah solid, maybe a regular slice of pepperoni,
and and I think that's about it. Every now and again.
It used to be those cheddar Holopenia sausages, you know

(01:41:05):
I'm talking about. Yeah, those used to be my go to,
But not so much anymore. There's I mean, there's stuff
I think is solid and I can understand, like the
egg roll, especially if you're riding feels it's just convenient.
These chicken strips probably aren't really good to be riding
a motorcycle with. Although man, so are these in the
kitchen or are they underneath the heat lamp? I have
not seen them in the heat lamp. They are in

(01:41:27):
the kitchen and they're crispy, and you get three in
a box and they're really good, dude. And I say
that because you know how I feel about pocket snacks
when I'm riding, and that's where my head's at. That
just took a few strips right there in my pocket
and I can reach in, take a bite off a
chicken strip, put it back in. It'll be dry because

(01:41:47):
I don't have a place for the sauce. But you
know what if ye, I don't think they need it.
I was really impressed with Chicken strip. Their chicken strips
so good. And they have mac and cheese. Their mac
and cheese is good too. I have had the macaroni
and cheese before. It's good. But you get hard to
ride and eat mac and cheese at the same It
says you man order it with bacon in it. Okay,
I'll boogie it up, huh. I mean I think you

(01:42:09):
could cut up the chicken strips and put dip it
in the chicken strips. You could. Well, now we're just
getting fancy. Yeah, so good dude, Okay, I'll check it out.
Chicken strips at the QT. Yeah, right. Yeah, I'm riding
down to Sparrowhawk Campgrounds today, so maybe i'm a way there.
That's what I'll have for lunch, you know, grab lit
a couple of strips, maybe a three piece in each
pocket only because I can't have this on my conscious.

(01:42:30):
I don't know if that's a good idea to do that.
I don't want you, you know, having an accident because
you're reaching in your pocket to get a nug nug
and it's and it gets caught, and I am totally
blaming you though. If it does corner, it's all funny
until Monday. Stay tuned see if he should. Monday. On

(01:42:54):
a special Big Bad Water Show, they put out a
list of the top TV dads. Of course they did
because of Father's Day, and I don't agree with the
list at all. Top TV Dad's over all number five,
Phil Dunefee of Modern Family. He was a pretty fun dad,
pretty very silly, classic dad joke type of guy, kind
of a dunce, kind of a dunce. Yeah, for sure,

(01:43:15):
that makes sense. See what do you when you say
top dad, Like, what are we basing it off of?
Because number four makes no sense? Read from it? Now
we loved Red from the seventies show as a dad.
But he was a jerk. He was a hard ass.

Speaker 10 (01:43:29):
But if he was a jerk, if your dad was
a hard ass too, which mine was, you know, you
kind of relate to Red for.

Speaker 1 (01:43:35):
Him, and so I would agree al Bundy Number three.
He was not a good dad.

Speaker 11 (01:43:43):
He was.

Speaker 1 (01:43:43):
He was not a good dad.

Speaker 12 (01:43:44):
No, No, isn't a disciplinarian.

Speaker 11 (01:43:47):
He was.

Speaker 1 (01:43:48):
He wasn't checked out. He was beat down by life
and his suck it up.

Speaker 2 (01:43:54):
Why does that make him a good dad?

Speaker 1 (01:43:56):
Yeah, he suck it up? Excuse man, No, he's not.
I think he he He peaked in high school, yes
him personally he did, but then he started getting beat
down by life and now he suck it up. Anchovies, man,
come on.

Speaker 2 (01:44:10):
Right, so they need to say why why are they
your favorite dad?

Speaker 1 (01:44:13):
Number two Gomez Adams, Okay, I didn't have an opinion
on that. I was like fine Tim Taylor at number one. Again,
I don't understand the attribute. He was not a good
repair He could not fix anything.

Speaker 2 (01:44:28):
No, but he was at least in vall.

Speaker 1 (01:44:30):
He wasn't around. He cared about his cars more than
this kids though, But they worked on him together.

Speaker 16 (01:44:34):
Yeah, well they were in the room, right, good provider,
vintage dads, Homer Simpson, Oh that feels uncomfortable, Number five,
Mike Brady, number four, Al Bundy number three, he made lists.

Speaker 1 (01:44:52):
Yeah, and then Gomez and Tim again, and then Modern ones,
George Lopez, Okay, Jack Pearson of This is Us. He's
a good TV dad.

Speaker 2 (01:45:02):
Sure.

Speaker 1 (01:45:03):
I never really got in that show, so I'll just
assume you're correct. Hank killed King of the Hill, Phil Dunphie,
Modern Family and then read from him was the number
one for I agree, I agree. I think it's just
because he's more relatable than any of those other TV dads,
Like where's Dan Connor on that list? Anywhere dad? Disciplinarian, evolves,

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evolved with them through time, relatable, managed through her death.

Speaker 2 (01:45:31):
Yes, yes, and he had good talks with them too.

Speaker 1 (01:45:36):
They worked on cars, yes, yeah, life beat him down. Yeah,
he's That's what I'm saying. Al Bundy Yeah, and then
the last one, Well, now I want to take him
off the list. This is just a funny headline, North
Carolina line of family reunites with blind dog missing for
two years. The dog thought it was at home. We

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Speaker 3 (01:46:03):
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