BMMS 6-3-25

We Made it To Tuesday!!!!! Dirty Questions To Ask Your Spouse, Animals All In The News, Dead Ass Or Fake News, Listener E-Mails, To Tell The Truth, & The Worst Getaway Vehicles To Use!!!

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my wife, I found Before we went on vacation, I
found this storless link with questions like to ask your spouse,
and I'm going to share some of them with you.
Fifty dirty questions that will turn you both on a
little fun conversation starter, right, okay, and I'm going in order, Okay,

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And this is an important detail because they come out
guns of swinging.

Speaker 4 (04:45):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (04:45):
Now I'm willing to accept and admit that I'm not
built like everyone else, and you're not built like everyone else,
and you're not like we're all different. Right, What gets
you going is a little different for each of us.
So I'll read the first one again. This is fifty
dirty questions that will turn you both on. The first
one is what's the dirtiest thought you've ever had about
a total stranger? Ok So, as I found this story

(05:14):
and I was like, this will be fun. Well, just
to when we're having morning coffee or at the bar whatever,
like that's the time. Yeah, yeah, you learned some things. Maybe, yes,
not the question I expected. That's the very first one.
That's the very first one. The order is really important here.
I could see that being on a list like this,
but number one straight out of the shoot. Maybe they

(05:35):
want to go ahead and make it as awkward as possible,
as quick as possible, Get it out of the way,
Get it out of the way. Instead of building to
that awkward moment. You're like, oh, well, if that's if
that's the worst that it breaks, break the ice. Yeah,
that makes sense. I want to I'm not making those up.
This is an actual website fifty dirty questions that will

(05:56):
turn you both on. I'm not. This isn't something I'm
compiling and moving the chest pieces around on. Somebody put
it us together. You but you're just you're you're regurgitating info,
you know. So my wife and I both passed on
that one. Okay, But as Ghimpy said, maybe they're just
trying to, you know, break that callous. I repeat the
question again, though, what's the dirtiest thought you've ever had

(06:16):
about a total stranger? Now, this isn't that incriminating. I
don't feel like it's. But also, when you're trying to
turn your partner on. Maybe I don't.

Speaker 4 (06:24):
Feel like the question right question exactly.

Speaker 1 (06:27):
I'm not an expert at least at least it's such
stranger and not like your spouse's brother or sister, what
family member. Let's move on to number two. Oh god,
do you prefer sex at night, in the morning or
mid afternoon or now? Now this has dialed it back,
like Gimpy said, like, hey, okay, there's a little bit

(06:48):
of an ice breaker. This feels moderately not a big deal.
Been with my wife over thirteen years. I know this answer.
Oh yeah, I'm not sharing with you, but like, I
know this answer right now. I granted she could change
her mind, it's worth asking, but pretty much I knew
what her answer was going to be. Yeah, she knew
what mine was going to be. It was right right.
You throw the little now in there. Now I got

(07:10):
to put my coffee down. Good. So that's question two.
Question three, what's your favorite way to be seduced? Yeah? Okay, yeah,
that's pretty tame too. Yeah, not as well, not a
big deal. Again, together thirteen years, I should have a
I should be in the zip code.

Speaker 4 (07:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (07:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (07:29):
Out of fifty questions, though, it does feel like a weird.

Speaker 1 (07:31):
Order, right, But I think Gimbi had a good point,
like came out guns of swinging, right.

Speaker 4 (07:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (07:37):
Number four, what's the dirtiest fantasy you've had at work? Okay,
that's not that bad. I don't think it's that bad.

Speaker 4 (07:48):
Feels like a question like the first one.

Speaker 1 (07:50):
Yes, I agree, I don't think it's that bad because
like people when they're at work, sometimes, you know, you
get bored, your mind wanders, maybe you do start fantasizing.
I think the first one is more awkward than that one,
simply because it brings up a stranger. I think you're
making a good point. You're making the assumption it includes

(08:11):
me at work. Oh absolutely, I'm making the assumption it's
about work, right, No, No, or a coworker. No. My
thought was you were absolutely right that it was about
your partner while you're at work. So for me, of
the four questions we've hit so far, fifty percent of
them I'm not having fun with not getting turned on

(08:33):
exactly this question. Right, there's fifty By the way, we're
not going to get to all of them. I couldn't
get past the next one and then we were done. Really,
the next one you said, I'm out turning my phone off.
How would you dominate your boss sexually if given the chance? Oh, God,
make this up.

Speaker 4 (08:57):
Assuming one of you is the homemaker.

Speaker 1 (09:01):
Oh, meaning that like you stay at home? And why
I am the boss since I make all the money.
I feel you can't know you're adding No, you're adding that.
Rats has to be very clear because especially after question four. Yeah, yeah,
because now you're fantasizing at work and now they're like
it sucks it definitely, I'm not getting turned on on.
How you'd like to be plowed by your boss? Right, well,

(09:25):
it starts with a cup of coffee in a donuts
and and and furthermore, Susan, sorry, these are just the stats. Statistically,
most bosses are men. You want to hear my answer. Yeah,
that's a good point. This is a very weird questionnaire
that is titled again fifty dirty Questions that will turn

(09:48):
you both on. So we've hit five and two I
should have known the answer to and three are putting
me on my heels. You got me against the ropes, Ali.

Speaker 4 (09:58):
Yeah, not turned on? Turned off?

Speaker 1 (10:04):
Yeah, I think that was just a typo in the title,
or it was the eleventh hour and you're like, just
put a headline on it, right, or somebody was like,
I don't like their headline and put you know, fifty
questions to put everybody on their heels.

Speaker 4 (10:18):
Right, fifty questions to start an argument with your spouse.

Speaker 1 (10:22):
Now, maybe if it was titled fifty dirty questions to
have with your mistress. Okay, yeah, right, somebody you're not
You're just having a fling with What's your dirtiest thought
you've ever had with a total stranger? Sure? Do you
prefer sex at night? Sure? Day? Whatever? Uh? What's your

(10:46):
favorite way to be seduced? Yeah? Because I don't know,
because this is a fleeing Yeah, what's the dirtiest fantasy
you've had at work? Uh? Huh about your boss? Okay,
it feels a little more appropriate in a tender scenario
or uh my mistress scenario? Right? Uh? Did you read
further into the art, because I'm curious as to what

(11:07):
some of these I didn't lie I put the fuck
I still have not gone. I just remembered this morning, like,
oh yeah, I had that I wanted to share with them.
Give us some more questions, then, I'm curious. Since you
stop right there, this will be new for all of us.
I'm curious what other kind of and I know I
snored it because it's hilarious to me. I want to
know all the kind of questions they have on here.

(11:29):
Does it get more uncomfortable than question number one or five? Okay,
so clarity, you'll me to pass or because I don't
and I have time to hit all fifty, We're not
gonna hit all fifty. But if you see one that
jumps out to you, that might be Remember one in
five are the bars here? We've said it pretty high. Yeah,
so if there's one that's more uncomfortable than one or five,

(11:53):
I want to hear it. And I'm not a journalist,
but I would expect there to be some sort of
build up as we went along, right, Like fifty should
be the word of the worst of them. And maybe
that's the problem. Maybe they just numbered it wrong. You know,
the first question was supposed to be number fifty or
the top fives. All the time we think we're doing
five and then it's not. You're like, oh damn it, right,

(12:14):
So maybe that's what happened. But I am curious as
to some of the other questions on this this questionnaire
that you found just to see if it gets worse.
What do you do when you get horny in public? Okay,
that's not that bad, nor does it turn me on?
I mean unless your answer is a very explicit answer. Right,

(12:35):
they start really describing, have you ever masturbated in a
public bathroom? Gonna be honest, doesn't turn me on? No,
hold on, Gimpi's talking with his face really loud. Okay,
I just had to stop and think if I ever
have masturbated in public bathroom? I was worried you were
gonna talk about how hot that is. I think it's gross. No, No,

(12:55):
I never have. I never have. Being in a public
bathroom has never made me say, you know what, this
is the time to do it right. Okay, who gave
you your first orgasm? Remember these are supposed to be
questions to turn you on. Yeah, that one, I'll put
that one up there with one in five. It's not
the worst, it's but it's it's uncomfortable. What's your favorite

(13:18):
thing about a quickie? Okay, that ain't not them No,
that answer could be very exciting. What's the most sexually
daring thing you've ever done? Another one that's not that bad.
That's pretty teen, have you ever fantasized about having sex
with one of your teachers? Again, depending on what scholastic

(13:40):
era we're in, I don't know if I want to
hear the answer. And again, statistically most teachers are female.
Maybe that'll be okay, I don't know. Um, sorry, I'm
passing by these autely. In your opinion? What does it
mean to be good in bed? Okay? Great question? Not

(14:03):
really dirty, not a real, no turn on answer. It's
more informative than it is. Yeah, subeductive, Yeah, it's more
of a reconnaissance mission. Yeah. Have you ever pushed the
boundaries of fidelity to the brink and then retreated just
for the rush? How is that gonna turn me on?

Speaker 6 (14:22):
Right?

Speaker 1 (14:22):
No, that's gonna that's gonna send up all other kinds
of thoughts that won't don't won't pan out well and okay,
now we're getting an a dumpt the dumb era. Have
you ever had sex with your eyes closed? One? Huh? Two?
How is this a turn on? Three? It ain't dirty? No,
that's weak. Does naughty talk get you aroused? Another soft question?

Speaker 4 (14:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (14:48):
I feel like you should know that already. Have you
ever watched another couple get it on without them knowing.
That's creepy.

Speaker 4 (14:55):
You have video voyeurism.

Speaker 1 (14:58):
I mean you could have walked in on your friend
or you sleep and you know you share as a
roommate and they were you know what I mean. There's
some scenarios there. Maybe dirty, I don't know, but no,
it's that's not turning on. Yeah, uh, what do you
think an orgy would be? Like? That's just funny, smelly

(15:19):
I've never liked. There's a couple of words I don't love.
Orgy's one. I just don't think it's a good description.
It sounds a little too homogenized. Horny is another one. Okay,
I think horny sounds too prepupessant. But you're just like, baby,
I'm so horny for you. That doesn't yet by saying

(15:39):
I am so aroused for you right now, just you.
The way you look in those pants is so hot.
There's a couple. Yeah, there's a couple other words I
think that could be used than horny, hornie, horny, I
turned on. Yeah, and that's like we're going from a
D to a C grade wise. I'm horny. Yeah, have

(16:05):
you ever woken up humping your pillow? Here's it now
we're back to the weirdness. Have you ever had a
naughty dream about a close friend or a family member? Okay,
that is up there with one and five and the
other one that's weird. Do you prefer professional or amateur porn? Spoiler?

(16:29):
It's all porn, right, it's fine for amateur, right, that's
really Hey, so I'm dating this girl. Yeah she did porn.
Oh yeah, I was an amateur a professional. Never really
asked amateur. You're not getting paid from my understanding, what's

(16:54):
the difference? You know? The lighting umbrellas? Is that what
it is? Forty eight is a question about how to
perform oral sex. Sure, I can't get any of the
details on it. If you had to pick, would you
be dominatrix or a submissive? Okay, that's not that bad either. No,
I don't think that's bad. That can be quite I

(17:14):
like leading questions, right, yeah, I like even when we
do interviews. I like questions that beg other questions, and
that is one that begs other questions. Yeah, but it
doesn't get me around. And then number fifty, remember we
talked about we would we should peak here? Yes? Is
there anything you won't do in bed? So we're going.

(17:34):
Remember this is supposed to be arousal and dirty, and
let we're automatically start like we have a negative, we're
ending on a negative. Yeah, this is bad language structure. Yeah. Yeah.
The list lest a bad taste in my mouth. Yeah,
it's so bad, and I skip through a lot of
the bad ones.

Speaker 4 (17:55):
This feels like these were questions made for someone that
you are just trying to to know. It's not your
your partner, per se, but someone new or like you said,
maybe a mistress.

Speaker 1 (18:07):
Yeah, not somebody you've been in an established relationship for
more than five years.

Speaker 4 (18:11):
It's not a spouse for sure.

Speaker 1 (18:13):
Maybe I miss something. I'm just looking fifty dirty, dirty
questions that will turn you both on. Dirty questions for couples.
Here are fifty dirty questions to ask a girl or guy.
If you want a clean PC version, head to this location. Okay,
if I'm going to a website, I'm just being honest.

(18:34):
If I'm going to a website, maybe I've got this wrong.
Maybe there's people that like Pentecostal porn. And I'm not
picking on Pentecostals. I'm just eluding that like a more vanilla, sure, clean,
straight edge type of thing. I want to pull that did.
I'm screwed all the way up. You're looking so good
with your hair in the bun, Oh my goodness, and

(18:55):
those sleeves all the way down to your wrist. You
look like every other fee dinecostals listening to the radio.
I don't know. I sure they do. They're done swinging
from chandeliers. Do they swing from chandeliers? It's just you know,
stereotype of Pentecostal religion, you know, because they all get

(19:17):
excited and they dance around and they you know, they're
all over the place and they're swinging from chandeliers. I
was not aware of that.

Speaker 4 (19:23):
I thought it was just to see a song.

Speaker 1 (19:24):
Beyond the don't talk to the females, right, even in
a present without the male alpha, you don't talk to
the females. You would talk to the sun regardless of it. Right.
That's and the way they dress, that's all I know.
Leave them bitches alone. Yeah, yeah, always swinging from the chandeliers,
dancing around, you know, uh, speaking in tongues, swinging from chandeliers.

(19:46):
Every religion speaks and tongue to a degree, to a degree,
I don't know. I never knew about that. Until I
got into the Pentecostal side, because my dance side was Pentecosta,
not like staunch Pentecostal, like what we're describing right now.
But I you know, my my cousin's husband at the
time Pentecostal preach. Regardless, I was raised Southern Baptist, didn't

(20:08):
hear nobody speak in tongues. And the first time that
I go to church with my dad at my cousin's church,
it's my aunt Wander and my aunt Canthy and they're
all speaking in tongues, I'm like, what the hell was
going on here? In the nose explained to me, it's like, oh, okay,
I guess, I guess that makes sense. I think my
rebotto would be, you don't know you speak a foreignlanguage
until you're in a foreign country. So like you probably

(20:30):
don't think you're speaking in tongue, right because you're used
to it, right right, I guess only when you see
it you're like, well, that's different, that's different. That must
be tongue. Because which was question fifty one? All right,
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We'll be back.

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It's time for news quakies, World news, local news, and
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Gimbi and Lindsay with What's going on News Quakies from
The Big Man Morning Show in nineties out of five.

Speaker 4 (21:12):
Punk Duck nabbed after terrorizing Florida community. A Florida community
can breathe easy now that a local rogue known for
stalking and attacking residents has been apprehended. Jimmy A Muscovie
Duck was captured this week in the Cape Coral neighborhood.

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He had held hostage by his acts of terror. Prior
to being caught, Jimmy had attacked multiple people. Local news
station Fox four Now reported earlier this month. Neighborhood resident
James Seppelvelda described as sitting on his porch, eyes closed,
when he suddenly felt a jab on his hand and

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realized Jimmy had bitten him and drawn blood.

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Jeff may, bet I know ouch, Jimmy.

Speaker 4 (22:02):
That really hut. The man can be seen opening his
door a crack to see Jimmy standing just outside that door.
The man says that that duck is waiting for him.
Jimmy chased even the Fox four reporter while she attempted
to report on this duck's misdeeds. Muscovy ducks are native

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to Central and South America, Mexico, and some parts of Texas,
and while the ducks are seen in the wild throughout Florida,
they are a non native species in the state. It's
legal in Florida to capture nuisance mascovy ducks, but illegal
to release them back into the wild because they can
transmit diseases to or interbreed with Florida's native waterfowl. So

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after Jimmy's story went viral, animal rescuer Sky, named Mark
of Remarkable Rescues, stepped up with a solution that would
work for humans and the duck alike. This week, he
managed to catch and relocate him to his animal sanctuary
more than two hundred miles away, and the homeowners in

(23:13):
this little area were thrilled with the news. They said,
we finally got him. The news outlet noted that it
wasn't clear whether Jimmy was the only unruly duck in
the area, or if others remained there. But they believe
that this duck was about three to four months old,
and they think that he was probably raised by humans

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and then abandoned. And they also said that the duck's
age and the fact that he's a male explain a
lot about his behavior. It's a young male, and that's
why they think he's such a punk whatever.

Speaker 1 (23:47):
Not a goose, No, not a goose, just saying, yeah,
we've dogged on goose.

Speaker 4 (23:51):
Very true, very true. I've been bitten by a duck before, all,
you know. Yeah it didn't I did not bleed from it.
But there was a mallard living in a bush by
my mailbox and I had no idea that it was there,
and I was doing a little weeding and stuck my
hand in and I got bit.

Speaker 1 (24:12):
Yea, probably nesting.

Speaker 4 (24:13):
Yeah. Yeah. We ended up naming her Dorothy. She had
babies and she went away after one season. We just
let her be.

Speaker 1 (24:21):
Well, so you stuck your hand in there, yeah, stuck
your hand in the bush.

Speaker 4 (24:25):
Yeah, once I found out she was there.

Speaker 1 (24:28):
After fondling ferrets suspects steels weasel. This comes out of Jacksonville, Florida.
To see this guy goes to his local Petland store,
And in Petland they have their ferrets and like rabbits
and stuff, they're just kind of out in the open.
They're not wandering the store, but they're not behind glass
like their dogs. Right, So you can go in there

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and you can pick them up, and you can play
with them and you can pet them. And that's how
I ended up with so many of them. Right. So
this guy goes into his local pet Land and he's
over there playing with the ferrets and fondling them, and
he noticed that nobody's looking, and that's when he takes
the weasel and he shoves it down into his drawers,
and he's caught on security camera walking right past all

(25:12):
the cashiers and all the people holding his junk right
to support the weasel that's down his pants right now anyway,
and then walks right out. So the manager notices, like, hey,
this guy is stealing and chases after the suspect. The
suspect got in his van and then took off. The

(25:33):
manager couldn't get the license plate number, but described it
to police as a white work van with a lot
of ladders on top. Anyhow, so they gave the description
and gave the surveillance video and now police are still
looking for mister weasel pants.

Speaker 4 (25:48):
Is that a weasel in your pants? Are you just
happy to see me?

Speaker 1 (25:51):
All right? And the picture like you look at him,
you're like, oh god, that is not a schlong and
if it is good for you? Not the phrase I
thought I would hear today. Businessman killed by lion at
an African lodge. This is the most obvious news story
of the day. A man standing at a luxury lodge

(26:14):
near in rural no, Nambia is dead. He's killed by
a lion when he steps out stepped outside to use
the potty. The victim was reportedly a well known local
businessman who was all supportive of the wildlife and even
raised funds for them. He was camping with his wife
and friends and they friends came to his aid and

(26:36):
he was already dead from the lion. Apparently there is
a major drought happening more than normal, and they are
allowing people to kill other animals that would be the
lion's food, and so the lions are going to look
for other food. They gotta do what they gotta do. Yeah,
so it makes sense. Yeah, and the picture on our

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Facebook page is not the actual Lion. It's just one
that I found, so you're not confused. All these stories
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by the question, GIMPI The moon has a smell, the
smell of the moon. I've never been to the moon,
and I don't know anybody personally who has and came
back and said that smells like ass or roses. But

(29:35):
there's no atmosphere on the moon to contain the smell.
So I want to say, fake news. The moon doesn't
have a smell. Dead ass. Astronauts describe Moondust as smelling
like gunpowder. How are they get in the smell exact?

(29:55):
They brought back samples and then when scientist was like, hey, Terry,
snort that moondust right here? You know something? Crazy interns?
Dead ass are fake news. The first video ever uploaded
to YouTube was a cat video? Dead ass or fake news?
The first video ever uploaded to YouTube was a cat video.

Speaker 4 (30:19):
Fake news.

Speaker 1 (30:22):
Now, you have talked before about the YouTube's and how
it was created simply because of the old nip slip
from the Super Bowl, right. The owner was mad that
he couldn't find the video anywhere. Uh huh, so he
created a platform. It's not a joke. It sounds ridiculous.
Why that wouldn't be the very first video is beyond me, Like,

(30:44):
I've created this platform for this reason, why not make
that your first video? But I can also see him
be like, well everybody likes cat videos. I'm gonna say
dead ass fake news. It was me at the Zoo,
uploaded by the co found Joe Weed Caerman. Hmm, I'm
gonna have to go watch that video. I mean he

(31:07):
created it for that reason, but that he couldn't find it,
so I don't know how he would have uploaded it. Right,
dead ass A fake news dolphins give birth tail first,
dead ass for fake news dolphins give birth tail first.

Speaker 4 (31:24):
Oh buy that, dead ass.

Speaker 1 (31:28):
I don't know how a dolphins vagina is shaped, but
I'm imagining who had that on their pingle car. I'm
imagining for ease of birth, you want to come out
nose first, because their nose is pointing right and where
their tail is a little bit more broad right. So

(31:49):
just for sheer, you know, ease of birth, I'm gonna
say fake news that they they're born bottle nose first,
dead ass. This helps prevent drowning during delivery. There are
water animals. They breathe. They need to get to the
air top for oxygen. You can't just like, all right,

(32:13):
hurry up and get to the top so you can breathe.
Ye or another dolphin light comes and carries it up
to the top, and the carries it. Get your blowhole
up there. Dead ass. For fake news, venus is the
brightest object in the night sky after the moon. Dead ass.
For fake news, Venus is the brightest object in the
night sky after the moon.

Speaker 4 (32:34):
Oh venus, I'm gonna say fake.

Speaker 1 (32:37):
News, dead ass, dead ass. It's often called the evening
star or morning starry. Right now, it's been crazy brighton,
dead aster. Fake news. Your foot is typically the same
length as your forearm. Dead ass. For fake news, your
foot is typically the same length as your forearm.

Speaker 4 (33:00):
I've heard this before. I'm going with the dead ass.

Speaker 1 (33:04):
It seems legit put some measurements up here. Real you've
been that far? Which forearm for gimpie? Yeah? Right, tip
you said typically, So it doesn't mean that it is
for sure, but like you're both doing it. What's wrong
with you? Because we want to make sure we get

(33:24):
this one right? Or man, you just the idea that
you're that flexible. You can't you can't hike your leg
up er and measure it up against your forearm. All right,
So my toes start at my wrist, right, I want
to say, dead ass, wed she already went dead ass

(33:45):
or fake news? Your foot is typically the same linked
as your forearm. The answer is dead ass. This is
a surprisingly accurate for most people. Typically means almost right.
May bleed over onto your wrist a little bit, as
long as you guys have ever taken on an answer
for a question dead as for fake news. The original
Rubik's Cube had one million combinations dead ass for fake news.

(34:06):
The original Rubik's Cube had one million combinations.

Speaker 4 (34:11):
So has the Rubik's Cube changed?

Speaker 1 (34:16):
Yeah, they got peep tired of people pulling stickers off,
and they're like, we gotta make this easier. Let's take
those combinations down from a million to like, I don't know, three.

Speaker 4 (34:24):
I don't know. I'm gonna say fake news.

Speaker 1 (34:26):
Let's say dead ass fake news. It has over forty
three quintillion possible combinations a lot dead ass for fake news.
Water can boil and freeze at the same time dead
ass or fake news. Water can boil and freeze at
the same time fake news, fake news, dead ass. It's

(34:50):
called triple point where all three phases of water coexist.
Huh interesting. This one's for gimpy. A group of kangaroos
is troop dead ass. For fake news, a group of
kangaroos is called a troop dead ass.

Speaker 4 (35:09):
I'll say fake news.

Speaker 1 (35:11):
Dead ass. It's also called a mob or a court
i e. Kangaroo. Dead asser, fake news. The national flower
of the Netherlands is the rose. Dead ass are fake news.
The national flower of the Netherlands is the rose. Fake news,
fake news. It's a tulip, fake news. It's the tulip.

Speaker 4 (35:36):
Why did you know that the Dutch.

Speaker 1 (35:39):
Windmills, wooden shoes and tulips everywhere. Dead ass or fake news.
The Atlantic Ocean is saltier than the Pacific Ocean. So
many people just traveling across. We'll get to cancer. Yeah, angry, angry,
salty ocean. They have more heart problems on that. Dead

(36:02):
ass are fake news. The Atlantic Ocean is saltier than
the Pacific Ocean. A sure, dead ass, dead ass. Dead ass.
On average, the Atlantic has higher salinity. Dead ass are
fake news. This one's gonna twist you up. Dead ass
are fake news. A snail's teeth are located on its tongue.

(36:24):
None of the women are happy, by the way, or
they are ow owl snails teeth are located on its tongue.
Dead ass, fake news. Dead ass. They use a radula,
a ribbon like structure with thousands of tiny teeth. I
didn't even know snails had tongues to be honest with
the orders or teeth. So that's gonna twist you up.

(36:47):
You're gonna think about that one later, cracking that beer open,
contemplating the day, and like, huh, the son of a
bitch quorn. Dead ass are fake news? Spiders have six legs.
Dead ass or fake news spiders have six legs. Fake
news fake it's eight legs. Fake news spiders have eight legs.

(37:10):
Dead ass are fake news. All planets in our solar
system rotate in the same direction. Deadass are fake news.
All planets in our solar system rotate in the same direction.

Speaker 4 (37:23):
Huh, I want to say it's dead ass now, I'm
thinking there's that. Now, there's probably one that goes I'm
dead ass fake news.

Speaker 1 (37:37):
They go different directions. One goes one way, one goes
the other. One, one goes one way, one goes then one.
Fake news. Venus and uranus rotate retrograde opposite the others.
Dead ass or fake news. Lightning can strike the same
place twice. Dead ass or fake news. Lightning can strike
the same place twice. Dead ass, Yeah, deadass, dead ass.

(37:59):
Tall structures are awfully hit repeatedly. Dead aswer fake news
I is the most commonly used letter in English. Dead
aster fake news I is the most commonly used letter
in English.

Speaker 4 (38:16):
Interesting, dead assad.

Speaker 1 (38:20):
Ass yeah fake news E is the most common letter.
Dead asser fake news. Camels have three sets of eyelids,
dead ass or fake news. Cambel's have three sets of
eye lad eyelids, okay, fake news. I will agree and

(38:44):
say fake news only one set of eyelids really long lashes.
Dead ass. They help protect against sand, sun and sun
in the desert. Dead asser fake news. There are more
public libraries in the US than McDonald's locations. Dead ass
are fake news. There are more public libraries in the
US than McDonald's locations. I'm always fascinated by the number

(39:06):
of McDonald's.

Speaker 4 (39:07):
Case it's a nice thought, but I think it's fake news.

Speaker 1 (39:09):
I would agree, dead ass there are more libraries than McDonald's.
How can you see a McDonald's in every corner but
not a library because they're not brightly colored with arches.
Change it. There's no drive through first drop off. But
dead ass are fake news. Peacocks are the name for
both male and female birds. Dead ass are fake news.

(39:34):
Peacocks are the name for both male and female birds.
Dead ass fake news. The cock is always the male.
The hens are the females. It's you don't say a
woman's peacocky fake news. Only males are peacocks, females are
pea hens. It's the truth. That's how it is with birds. Yes,

(40:00):
the males or cocks. The ladies are hens. Females are hens,
always will be. The milky dead ass are fake news.
The milky way smells like burnt toast. Dead ass are
fake news. The milky way smells like burnt toast.

Speaker 4 (40:16):
I mean, they clearly know what the moon smells like.

Speaker 1 (40:20):
Yeah, but have you ever smelled a milky way? No?

Speaker 4 (40:23):
We uh fake news.

Speaker 1 (40:27):
I'm gonna say dead ass. I was wrong about the
moon and you're wrong about this one too. Astronomers say
it smells like rum and raspberries due to a chemical
called ethyl formatee. Again, how it's a guess. They just
open up the window on the spaceship and they're like,
ain't nobody been there? Smells like rum? Dead ass are

(40:49):
fake news. Alaska is the state with the most active volcanoes.
Dead ass are fake news. Alaska is the state with
the most active volcanoes. Dead ass sure sounds legit. Deadass.
It is dead ass. Alaska has over one hundred and
thirty volcanoes and volcanic fields. There's a video circulating this
morning of a volcano erupting in Italy and people running

(41:11):
for their lives, like they're on this mountain and the
volcano erupts, and apparently it's that phenomenon phenomenon where you
see things and you think they're closer than they are,
but it wasn't close to them. They were totally safe,
but they running for their lives. That's funny. Uh, deadass
are fake news? The longest word in the English dictionary

(41:33):
has forty five letters. Dead ass are fake news. The
longest word in the English dictionary has forty five letters.

Speaker 4 (41:44):
I think it's longer than that. I think it's like
forty six or forty seven letters. I'm gonna say fake news.

Speaker 1 (41:52):
I almost say dead ass. That's probably Swedish. Okay, Sorry,
I had to make sure I get this right. Dead ass.
It's a lung disease and I'm not gonna try and
pronounce it, but I am. I do have it so
you can hear it.

Speaker 9 (42:10):
So how do you pronounce Oh God, what is the
longest word in the English dictionary?

Speaker 1 (42:18):
Voice?

Speaker 9 (42:18):
Yes, this is the one. And how do you say it?
Newmano ultra microscopic silicovoosis. Yes, you can try and say
it faster or slower? Which one shall we go for before?

Speaker 1 (42:33):
First? Let's go slow? Okay, God, that's my problem right
now with social media stuff. Get to it, don't asker.
Fake news. Napoleon was extremely short for his time dead
as for fake news, Napoleon was extremely short for his
time dead ass fake news. He was average hime. Fake

(42:56):
news he was about five six five seven, the average
height for a Frenchman in the eighteen hundreds. Dead ass
or fake news. Tigers are better swimmers than lions. Dead
ass are fake news. Tigers are better swimmers than lions.
Fake news, dead ass, there are more There's more water

(43:21):
where tigers live than where lions are. Dead ass. Tigers
often swim long distances and enjoy water. Dead ass are
fake news. The Empire State Building has its own zip
code dead ass or fake news. The Empire State Building
has its own zip code fake news, dead ass, dead ass.

(43:46):
It's one zero one one eight assigned due to the
high male volume. Dead ass or fake news. The cheatah
is the only cat that cannot retract its claws. Dead
ass are fake news. The cheetah is the only cat
that cannot retract it claus fake news. Dead ass, dead ass.
She does have semi retractable clause to help with traction

(44:08):
during high speed chases. Look, they put it in four
wheel right sport mode. Dead ass or fake news. The
first man made object to reach space was a weather balloon,
dead ass to reach space space or Katie Perry space.
That's what we got this, we'll say fake news, fake news.

(44:30):
It was a V two rocket launched by Germany in
nineteen forty four. Dead ass or fake news. The average
person has about one hundred thousand hairs on their head.

Speaker 4 (44:40):
Fake news.

Speaker 1 (44:42):
You just said you said one hundred thousand. The average
person has about one hundred thousand hairs on their head.
Dead ass, dead ass. It's true for most adults with
a full head of hair. Dead ass or fake news.
The official language of the United States is English. Dead
ass are fake news. The official language of the United
States is English.

Speaker 4 (45:01):
Dead ass.

Speaker 1 (45:02):
That's fun because it determines on when this question was written.
Because we just established English as the official language of
the United States of America, Like just this year, I
believe Trump is like, yeah, we go make it English.
Or maybe it was last year with JB. I forget
so as it's a trick question. It is now, but

(45:26):
when was it? When was this question written? No, that's fair,
and this has fake news. The US has no official language,
though English is the most widely spoken. But on March
first of this year, huh, the executive order was happening.
I gain pep was talking about dead ass are fake news.
Some lizards can squirt blood from their eyes. Dead ass,
dead ass. There's a video that lends you will promote

(45:51):
at nine too. By the way, dead ass, the Texas
Horned lizard uses this as a defense mechanism. I wish
I could do that. That would be awesome. I wish
your could do that at Okay, we're gonna take a
break and we'll be back.

Speaker 7 (46:04):
Fur of a Big Man Morning Show is Nest.

Speaker 1 (46:06):
Ninety km od gonna play sing sing. Current record is
well you are leading with seven and I have six,
and Lindsey is on a comeback. She's got four. Last
week's winter and that'd bends all right? Eight three three
four six oh K M O D eight three three
four six Oh K M O D. Call up design.

(46:27):
Who's gonna be your clue giver? It's either gonna be
Corbyn or Gimpy? Eight three three four six oh K
M O D. Good morning, you're on the air. What
is your name? Good morning, you're on the air. What
is your name? J Jordan? Who would you like to
give clues? Gimpy or Corbyn? Well do Corbyn? Jordan's sixty

(46:48):
seconds are on the clock. Timer starts after the first clue.
Are you ready? Ready? Here we go? Uh? This member
of of in sync? It is his most famous song,

(47:09):
justin Timberlake. That is correct. I don't know any parts
of the song except the chorus. What opposite that would
be in sync? For opposite of front back? Okay, I

(47:31):
thought that would be enough back justin Timberlake. Nothing, I'm
not a justin Timberlake bam man, No matter. It's still
a massively popular song. My friend you knew Bye bye bye,
my man. So if you know that one, you should
know this one. If your wife's looking hot, you might

(47:52):
say she looks.

Speaker 5 (47:57):
Beautiful.

Speaker 1 (47:59):
You're really trying to say a real good complimentary word
about how hot she looks. Sexy, yeah, now put her together.
You got her wrong anyway, Jordan. We didn't get any points. Man,
I feel confident it was me. Man, it was me.

(48:23):
Have a great at man. Don't worry about it, buddy.
Have a good day, man you all right, see you later.
Good morning. You're on the air. What is your name?
You need to turn your radio down. You need to
take us off speakerphone so we can hear you fully.
What is your name? All right? Brandon to motto Brandon,

(48:47):
You and Gimby have to get at least one. Are
you ready? Yes, here we go. All right? So this uh?
What are the little insects will invade your picnic and
steal your food? There you go, that's the first word.

(49:09):
And in high school you have a band and they
walk up and down the road that is known as
the Blank Band marching day. There you go. Now put
those two words together and leave band off of it.
What's the you got him backwards? You got him backwards?

(49:34):
Mar There you go. Oh. Nineties hip hop group they
wore their clothes backwards Chriscross Yes, and their most popular song, Yep,
there you go. Eighties woman. This was uh, this was

(49:58):
from the movie Me and Michelle's high school reunion and
they did a dance to it. Time doesn't matter, man,
you're getting to win anyway. You're gonna be getting tickets
to see Little and Fuel next Saturday at the hard
Rock Hang on the line so you and Gimpie can rejoice,

(50:22):
all right, the one that we were so close, you'd
give everybody the clues. Okay, so you were you were
hot on it. You know, the curly headed feller from
n Sync went solo. He he exposed Jennet Jax's nipples
at the at the super Bowl. And I'm with you

(50:42):
because I don't know much of the words except for
the chorus. If your woman goes on puts some lingerie on,
you would say you look very oh my beautiful, Yes, satisfactor.
This is a more sultry word for beautiful or very beautiful.
Right right, pretty, Let's break this down a little bit then, Uh,

(51:08):
you and your lady are fornicating. We're having blank Oh,
I would be right. Uh do you know any lyrics
besides the chorus to the song lends you are? There
other lyrics besides the chorus. There has to be, because

(51:31):
I can't think of anything except for the chorus. Yeah,
and you can't say j T. He's bringing this back
because or he's bringing this blake because Okay, okay, yeah
it starts with I'm bringing sexy back. Yeah, tell them
other boy them other boys don't know how to act. Yeah,

(51:52):
I think it's special. What's behind your back? Yeah, so
turn around, I'll pick up the slack. Yeah. Take them
to the bridge. That's it, dirty babe. Uh huh. You
see the shackles. Baby, I'm your slave. Uh huh. I'll

(52:12):
let you whip me if I misbehave. Uh huh. It's
just that no one makes me feel this way. Uh huh.
Take me to the chorus. Come here, girl, That bringing
Sexy back is not the chorus. All right, Okay, you're right, Okay,

(52:33):
I mean it says right there, take it to the chorus.

Speaker 4 (52:37):
Okaybe yeah, huh.

Speaker 1 (52:41):
Yeah, okay, fine, fantastic. There we go.

Speaker 4 (52:44):
Now we know, now we know this is where gimpie.

Speaker 1 (52:48):
Yeah. Captain Leu Albano's daughter in the video. Uh she
uh sang the song girls just want to have fun
and this is her ballad.

Speaker 4 (52:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (52:58):
Okay. The people are like, she can sing ballads. She's
not just a silly girl with colored hair, alive or dead?

Speaker 4 (53:06):
She's alive.

Speaker 1 (53:07):
She is so alive? Is she? Yeah? Yeah? Because she
last time I tack, she was doing commercials for some
prescription medicine.

Speaker 4 (53:15):
Yeah, she was. She writes a lot of Broadway music.

Speaker 1 (53:21):
She's still cute. How old is is she? Seventy one?
Real way?

Speaker 4 (53:26):
Really?

Speaker 1 (53:27):
Wow? Wow? Net Worth? Okayper net worth?

Speaker 4 (53:32):
Let's go one hundred million dollars?

Speaker 1 (53:37):
Really you think that much? Yeah, I'm thinking maybe fifty
to seventy five at moment. Writes a lot. This says
two hundred million.

Speaker 4 (53:46):
Wow?

Speaker 1 (53:47):
Yeah, all right? The record now tis you? And I
was seven? Keeps Lindsey back there with four. She didn't
get the has and it's four by four. Well Colevin,
It says he that the Supreme Court declines challenges to
ban on assault weapons. The Supreme Court is denying challenges
to bans on assault style guns in high capacity magazines.

(54:09):
The High Court turned down two cases that challenge a
Maryland law banning assault style weapons and of Rhode Island
restriction on magazines. The laws in both states will remain
in effect as a result. Other lawsuits over similar bands
across the US are ongoing, which means the Supreme Court
is likely to see the issue again. It says here

(54:34):
that Bill Gates to spend his fortune in Africa. Bill
Gates says that he plans to spend the majority of
his fortune on improving health and education across Africa. Speaking
in Ethiopia at the headquarters of the African Union yesterday,
the Microsoft co founder said he plans to put two

(54:56):
hundred billion dollars from the Gates Foundation towards the resting
challenges across the continent. He said the money will be
spent over the next twenty years before his foundation is
shut down in twenty forty five. Why can't you help
out here in America? Bill just saying homelessness? He's not
food starving. I don't know what else we got.

Speaker 4 (55:18):
Here talking about.

Speaker 1 (55:18):
Yeah, exactly, You're just not talking about that far. Tax
refunds coming in June. While many have already received their
twenty twenty four tax returns, most who filed their taxes
in May are receiving their refunds in June now. According
to IRIS, refunds for taxpayers who filed online and opted
for the direct depausites should generally get theirs within three weeks,

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You can always email us show at kmode dot com.
We read an email in the air and then we
give advice on what we think the person should do.
This email says, I found a text my ex is
planning to pull my kid out of school a full
week before it ends. It's obviously is no no, there's
no merit here now says nothing really happens last week.

(57:35):
She says nothing really happens last week anyway, And I
get it, there's not a lot of testing assignments, but
still I feel like it sends the wrong message. School's
not just about grades, right. The last week is still
part of the experience parties, yearbook signing, saying goodbye to
friends and teachers. It's part of finishing what you started.
Maybe I'm making this bigger than it needs to be,

(57:55):
but it bugs me. I'm always telling him to take
school seriously, to follow true. Then this feels like close enough.
Should I push back on this? Would you guys do
I just let it go and save the fight for
something bigger. I don't want to be the bad guy
dad over a week of school, But I also don't
want to just roll over every time something's inconvenient. Well

(58:20):
stream out from somebody who's dealing with their ex, and
the ex says they're gonna take them out of school,
miss that last week of school? And is it a
big deal to take your kid out the last week
of school? They're right, Nothing happens the last week of school.
There's very few important things happened the last week of school. Well,
I mean you've got field day, yeah, super.

Speaker 4 (58:40):
Kids Day, Man, it's a big deal.

Speaker 1 (58:43):
Awards ceremony, yes, yeah, and oh my god, we're missing it,
movie day and every class. I feel like it's important
to note it's not an awards ceremony. If everybody gets
an award, it's just a handout ceremony. Congratulations.

Speaker 4 (59:04):
Our school had their The last week was the Honorall breakfast.
If your your child made Honor Roll, they get rewarded
with a giant breakfast.

Speaker 1 (59:16):
Get them trained on that pizza party thing early.

Speaker 4 (59:18):
Yeah, kizza parties are another thing that happens.

Speaker 1 (59:21):
Is No, there's a lot of things that happened the
last week of school. Yeah, and when you're not the
same under the same roof, you're parenting differently, and so
you think I'm going to take them out, it's not
big deal. But the other fifty like whoa, we.

Speaker 4 (59:38):
Had a at the Twins Elementary School. There was a
family luncheon. You could come, have a family picnic, come
to the school, and a lot of families then took
their child home that day early.

Speaker 1 (59:54):
Yeah, no, the last the last week of school, or
definitely the month of May. Schools forget their parents have
time jobs. Yeah right, that's definitely, it's definitely a thing.
There's plenty of things going on, a lot of signing
out of class early. I don't remember that opportunity when
I was a kid. I don't I remember like the
last week, not a lot of stuff going on, but

(01:00:16):
I don't remember getting signed out. No, not at least
until high school. For my experience anyway, it wasn't until
junior senior year, or maybe even sophomore too, where they're
like all right, listen, if you are exempt from your
finals because you did good and you don't have to
take them, you go ahead and take off the rest
of the day.

Speaker 4 (01:00:36):
My middle schooler had a final on the last day
of school.

Speaker 1 (01:00:40):
So there was no it's wild your middle schooler has
a final, to be honest, they did. Yeah, that's wild.
What what what? What area of education?

Speaker 4 (01:00:54):
I believe it was either Spanish. I think it was
a Spanish final.

Speaker 1 (01:01:03):
This says you and the other parents just sit down
with the kid and ask what they would like to
do in BA finals were the last two days of
the school year. I think high school it's a little different,
right right, that makes sense, like there's stuff happening there
in high school. There's not a lot of pizza parties.
I don't remember high school having a lot of stuff

(01:01:24):
like it was in elementary and middle school. In high school,
a lot of the tests were near the end, turning
in papers, things like that. With middle school and elementary,
it really was just a screw off kind of time.
It was last week or two. Yeah, teachers were more
focused on, hey, clean out your cubby or you know,
packing up their rooms. Right Yeah, But yeah, in high

(01:01:47):
school that makes sense. Ask the kid and see if
they want to miss it. Yes, Go ahead and ask
any kid anywhere in any part of the world, Hey,
do you not want to go to school today? I
bet you the answer is going to be yes. From
I'd say ninety five percent of them, unless there's a
pizza party, right, they know there's no school happening right

(01:02:10):
at school? Right, Some schools count those absences. My kids
school had finals the last two days. That's true. They
do count absences, yeah, but I mean do they really
matter at my kids school? Does Yeah? Does it really yeah? Yeah?
I mean my kids go to private school. They would
get kicked out after so many I've never heard of

(01:02:32):
that happening, right, right. I could see that like during
the school year. Yeah, but like the last you know, month,
couple of weeks of school, you know, unless you've missed
so many and you were like, you're right on that
line of you know, two more days and you're done.
But even then I think the school would have some discretion.
They're and be like, we're gonna let you say it's

(01:02:53):
the last week of school. Yeah, except when you have
a general rule, right, you have to apply it the
same all the way across the board and when you
and then if you choose to, let's say you have
a real problem where someone's abusing it, you can't go well,
you don't enforce it all the time. You can't be
selective of when you enforce it. So, yeah, I'm with you.

(01:03:14):
I don't know of anybody that's been kicked out of
school because of absences.

Speaker 4 (01:03:19):
Oh, it happens.

Speaker 1 (01:03:21):
It happens not where my kids go to school. I
have not heard of that. I'm sure it happens somewhere.
I'm sure in the history of schooldom it has happened.
But I can't short of being habitual and a problem.
You're telling me the star football player missus a bunch
of school there can kick him out. I don't think so.

(01:03:41):
It gets the truancy officer and boat they're gonna figure
it out. Yeah, if you're the degenerate who wears no
offense black trench coats and lurches on the steps, they
may be like, yeah, you're gone. Don't overly lucky anywhere

(01:04:02):
going I'm get reasonable answer. We're missing something here. Why
did the ex do this vacation or just for the
heck of it? If there is a reason, maybe it's justified.
Your kid may not want, may not know what they're missing,
but they are missing out. Nuclear answer, time to go nuclear.
All call CPS and the cops and report your X

(01:04:22):
for contributing to the delinquency of a minor and truancy.
Then go for soul custody. That escalated quickly, right right.
Some parents do stuff like that to be the cool parent.
Some parents do stuff like that because they plan like
a celebration for the end of the school year, and
we don't know. They never send the email, but we

(01:04:43):
don't know how old this child is a Is it
an elementary age student? Is it middle school? Is it
high school? I think that makes a heck of a
difference there. Yeah, the way you read it and the
way it comes across, it's like elementary school, maybe middle even,
I agree, not so much a high school student. Yeah,

(01:05:04):
I agree, definitely, fourth, fifth, sixth, seventh, eighth, Yeah, something
like that. Yeah, because they're signed, you know, pictures and
all that other stuff. Stay golden pony, all that stuff. Right.
Get a hobby, bro, you want to fight over this,
I divorce you too, you cheating whore. Get a hobby

(01:05:29):
like knife making. I think when I could only imagine
in a divorce scenario, you both you feel like you've
got to overcompensate as a parent, especially if you don't
have they're not with you most of the time, and
so you've got to feel like you've got to do
more than you normally would to be the parent, like

(01:05:49):
to show your parental worth. Kind of like when you
get hired at a job in your first week, you
really want to impress. Yeah, but it just never ends.
And where if you're the other parent, where you have
them most of the time, I would imagine you don't
do that. You more lax with all those things because
you have them all the time. Yeah, just trying to

(01:06:12):
keep the boat up on the water, not sinking it.
Listener email from a guy. I found a text my
exes planning to pull my kid out of school a
full week before it ends. Uh. She says, nothing really
happens that last week anyway, And yeah, I get it,
there's not a lot of tests or assignments, but still
I feel like it sends the wrong message. School's not

(01:06:32):
just about grades, right, The last week is still part
of the experience. Class parties, your book signing, saying good
by friends, and teachers, it's part of finishing what you started.
Maybe I'm making this bigger than it needs to be,
but it bugs me. I'm always telling him to take
school seriously, to follow through. Then it feels like close enough.
Should I push back on this? Would you guys? Do

(01:06:53):
I just let it go and save the fight for
something bigger. I don't want to be the bad guy
dad over a week of school, but I also don't
want to just roll over every time something's inconvenient.

Speaker 4 (01:07:07):
Lindsay, I know it doesn't matter now because school's done with,
but I actually love that it's the dad that's taking
the stance on it because normally that I feel like
a lot of times it's at whatever, you know, no
big deal. So I kind of like that it's the
dad that's pushing the child to stay and follow through

(01:07:29):
the school year. So kudos to him. But I it's
the last week. I don't know what the mom had planned.
Maybe it was going away and that was the time
that was available to leave. So though I don't think
it is a huge issue to leave the last week,

(01:07:50):
but yeah, maybe the kid wanted to stay in school.
Maybe there's kids that aren't going to be in school.
With them next year so that we can be important
to some But yeah, pick your battles, you know. Is
it something worth fighting over? Probably not so, and what's
done is done now. But if that is something that

(01:08:12):
he wants to stand up for, then sure it's worth
it to him.

Speaker 1 (01:08:15):
He could give two different answers.

Speaker 4 (01:08:17):
I know, but it's over now, like the kids out
of school. I wonder what happened, right, So what would
you do?

Speaker 1 (01:08:23):
He's asking my opinion on what we would do.

Speaker 4 (01:08:25):
I mean I probably would have had to have a
conversation with the mom and find out why. What was
so important to take him out? Was there a vacation planned?
Were they going out of town? If so, then yeah,
but next time I would have liked to have been

(01:08:46):
notified so we could have a discussion about it.

Speaker 1 (01:08:50):
So what should he do?

Speaker 2 (01:08:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:08:52):
Uh, forget about it now, GIMPI. One thing that we
don't know here is how their custody arrangement is. Is
the mom the custodial parent ie has the kid the
whole time, and he's just every other weekend dad or

(01:09:12):
is it fifty to fifty split. I think that makes
a huge difference. If it's a fifty to fifty split,
then the dad totally has right to be concerned and
share his thoughts and they should have a discussion over it.
If the mom is the custodial parent and she has
the kid all the time and he's just every other
weekend daddy, he doesn't have a leg to stand on.

(01:09:36):
He can't say nothing because the mom is the one
that's in charge, and the mom makes all the decisions.
And if the mom wants to go ahead and pull
him out of school because she wants to, whether you know,
they got vacation or just because it's the last week
of school, and why the hell not, dad can't do
crap about it. He can do nothing but sit there

(01:09:58):
and get mad and the same pants that he was
happy in. So with that being said, if that's the case,
get over it, bro. Just get to sit there and
be mad and that'll be that's all you can do.
But if it's not the case, and the fact that
you know it is fifty to fifty, then yeah, you

(01:10:19):
should probably have the discussion with the mom and be like, hey,
what's going on here? What's going I thought we were
in this, you know, fifty to fifty we're supposed to
you know, make it work. Da da da da. Here's
my concerns, and then go from there. Ultimately in the end,
I wouldn't worry about it though it's the last week
of school. There are yeah parties and you know, say

(01:10:43):
goodbye to your friends. But you know what, did all
that already or could do that, you know, right leading
up to the last week of school, So I wouldn't.
I wouldn't mess with it. A couple of things in
the email that are very interesting me. One, I don't
want to be the bad guy dad. Then you're not
a good parent, right. The other one, Uh, I don't

(01:11:07):
want to just roll over every time something's inconvenient. So
are you doing this out of spite? Like you think
something in the future might happen, like you gotta stand
my ground? Uh? Yeah, I think you're misguided. My man,
name any scenario where a kid didn't go to the
last week of school and they turned into a serial killer.

(01:11:28):
Oh wait, well research says that, Ted Bundy. Yeah, it's fine,
it's not a big deal. All the points you're making
totally valid. Hey, finish what you start. Yes, there's some
good things that happen. Also doesn't matter. This is to

(01:11:51):
me not the ten. This is not the ten because
when you want to push back on the haircut, right,
feels like that might be more important. I don't know
if it is, but whatever the thing is that's super
important to you, and then maybe address it with her. Hey,
next year, can we be on the same page about
the end of school? What happens when the kid is

(01:12:13):
there is none? Ya, that's just my opinion that person
is parenting in the style they think is appropriate. Right,
you don't agree with it totally allowed. Doesn't sound like
there's an agreement that says you get a vote in
that process. To me, it's a very simple thing. You're
choosing to get bothered by this. It is what it is.

(01:12:35):
Maybe you have some joy for your kid missing the
last week of school, as Gimby said, who wouldn't want
to miss school? What a cool thing? Good for him.
I'd like you to stay. But also two things can
be true at the same time. Hey, good for you.
That sounds awesome. Also, I would have liked to you
to finish school. You didn't get a chance to say goodbye.
I know you'll see them at baseball right in summer

(01:12:56):
camp and the swimming pool and when they come over
all the time with your new dad's house and you're
taking them all on vacation to Disney World and the yacht.
Oh and paying for everything because the new dad makes
a lot of money. I get it. Now, you're just
a loser. You're just a loser working two jobs just

(01:13:16):
to pay child support. Right. Meanwhile, new dad's out there
on the yacht showing him out to water. It's my
favorite thing in the movie Taken, Oh God, I love
it so much when he storms into the house and
is like, get your private jet. Now, that's the funniest line.
Not a lot of funny lines in that movie, but
it is one of the funniest lines in that movie

(01:13:37):
because he's just like this guy was a Liam Neeson's
character was a CIA operative, like a liberation guy, like
bad dude, and she marries this dweed guy. But he's
got a private jet. Yeah. Yeah, it feels like not
a ten. Man, you're choosing to make a ten, and

(01:13:58):
if it is a ten, go to the go to war.
But doesn't feel like a ten.

Speaker 4 (01:14:04):
Really, maybe he had perfect attendance all year long.

Speaker 1 (01:14:07):
So what right you get a piece of paper that
says congratulations, you made it. Every day put that in
a resume. See if that gets you a job. It doesn't.
It means nothing. Yes, what's your qualifications? Well, in the
third grade, I got the perfect tendance of war.

Speaker 4 (01:14:23):
Yeah, he won't get it now because he left it early.

Speaker 1 (01:14:26):
Name anybody who brags about that now or you think
is what really makes them a solid citizen that provides
good air in your atmosphere. There isn't one. There isn't
one person that that had that life that means something
to you. It is something we say to control. All right,
we got to take a break. We'll be back.

Speaker 7 (01:14:47):
Elsea's Morning Show. Yeah, he's coming right back. A morning
show Telsa's rock station ninety seven KOD.

Speaker 1 (01:14:55):
Doing listener emails. You can always email us show at
kmod dot com. We read email on the air and
then you guys get to give advice. This says Friday
after work, I went to happy Hour, like I have
done every Friday for the past five years. Just been
part of my routine. Grab a few drinks, bloff steam
from the week, head home, nothing wild, just normal stuff.
But here's the thing. I'm not just the worked all

(01:15:18):
week guy anymore. I am now a dad and my
wife stays home all week with the baby, running on
fumes and holding the whole house together. When I get home,
she's exhausted. So Friday I started this back up again,
where I go to happy hour. I got home, I
was buzzed, feeling like I earned the break. I think

(01:15:39):
it came off to her like her week was just
less than mine, like mine was the real work. She
didn't say much, but I could feel in the room,
feel it in the room, And honestly, I don't blame her.
I didn't mean to dismiss her acting title, but I did,
And now I feel like an ass. I guess I'm
wondering is their balance and can I go back to

(01:16:01):
doing this every Friday. I don't want to give up
everything that used to keep me sane just because I
have a kid. That's a fun question. Yeah, people like

(01:16:22):
to make this mistake. I think. I think people think
you can have the same life you did when you
had kids, and some people can. Some people can manage that, right,
what I mean if it's only on a fraud, well,

(01:16:42):
if it's like every day, then that might cause some problems.

Speaker 4 (01:16:46):
Oh it's hard to have your cake and eat it too.

Speaker 1 (01:16:50):
Kids change everything regardless. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter
who you are, what's your situation, and kids change everything.
Like we have friends that have kids and they're like, oh,
do you have any advice, And I'm like, eh, no,
Like why not. I'm like, here's the thing. I remember
when we had kids and everybody gave advice and it

(01:17:12):
was great. It was all wrong, yeah, every piece of it,
because it was it was their experience, right, I know.
They were being helpful and trying and all that stuff.
So when people ask me for advice about that, I'm like, oh,
good luck. Yeah, because what works for you may not

(01:17:32):
work for somebody else. Everybody's different.

Speaker 4 (01:17:36):
There was a movie with Josh Tamol and The Blonde
Chick that people said she was a bitch in Hollywood.

Speaker 1 (01:17:46):
She was, Yes, Josh Tamol, he's He's like, h oh,
Catherine Heigel like that. He knew immediately, Yeah, Hollywood blonde bitch.
Of course somebody knew that.

Speaker 4 (01:17:59):
In the film they were.

Speaker 1 (01:18:00):
Ruined her reputation by the way kid, Yeah yeah, yeah.
And she's a good actress, yeah absolutely.

Speaker 4 (01:18:06):
And in the film they had they were they were
friends of a couple who had children who were killed
in a in an accident and they were left to
raise this couple's children together as a couple, and they
didn't really get along. He was immature, she was mature.

(01:18:27):
And uh, they were like, okay, well we got to
raise this baby together and as we know Yes, life
as we know it, that was the name of it.
And they end up doing it. And they and these
other couples came in and said, you know, as parents,
we can tell you you can never have enough paper

(01:18:48):
towel in your house. And it was like that is
spot on advice right there. When you have children, you
can never have enough paper towel because there's always spills,
and that it was one piece of advice. I thought, Yeah,
that's about the only advice you can actually give parents
and know that that is accurate.

Speaker 1 (01:19:08):
Yeah, I don't know. I don't know if that's true.

Speaker 4 (01:19:12):
It's always been accurate in my home.

Speaker 1 (01:19:15):
Okay, but that doesn't mean that's my point, Like, that
doesn't mean it is across the board. Right. We didn't
have paper towels growing up. We just used regular towels.
We were told to not use paper towels, so there
was always plenty because there was no going to Sam's
and buying forty eight on a palette right to keep
in the garage. Sure, yeah, I would imagine, like I

(01:19:38):
can understand that, especially if you're a young couple and
you had this routine established. And this is the problem
I think when it comes to having a baby. A
woman goes through these crazy transformations to have a baby.
A man goes through none, right, and then they take
a week or whatever if they get that, and spend
time whatever and try to help and do it, but

(01:19:59):
they don't really you know, what to do. We're more
in the way than anything else. Yeah, not Most people
aren't good helpers in that scenario because it's such a
sensitive situation and that first week, from what I've seen,
a woman's pretty involved. Yes, right, So there's not a
lot of space for that other person to exist, specially
if you don't know what to do and then go

(01:20:20):
back to work and you're like, okay, back to the
way it was. But the other person, no, their life
has changed. They're literally expelling organs from their body. Yeah,
that they don't need anymore. Meanwhile, you're still packing your
tune a sandwich, taking your breaks at ten and three, right, Yeah,

(01:20:43):
So I can understand now, that would be hard for
a guy to get his head around after having your
first kid and then you go out and then you
come home and you're like, Hi, is a real job here?
Who came out with the greatest tips pretty pretty early on? Yeah,
you got to wait till least till six months after

(01:21:04):
the baby's born for that, I think. Listen email from
a guy who went back to his normal routine after
their baby was born. It sounds like and decided to
have a little more fun than he had had in
a week. Meanwhile, she's been a nine months anyway, and

(01:21:25):
kind of said some things he regrets and he wants
to know from us how do you balance that stuff?
And how do you balance that stuff? And he doesn't
want to be the guy who checks out when he's needed.
Does it change everything having a kid, Lindsey, Yes.

Speaker 4 (01:21:47):
It changes everything. Don't be that guy who checks out
when you're needed, Because you are needed. She needs you,
the baby needs you. You're not single bachelor any longer.
You're not whooping it up anymore. You can go out

(01:22:09):
when she says, hey, you know what, why don't you
go out this weekend or go hang with the guys tonight.

Speaker 1 (01:22:15):
I got this. Oh, wait for her, she's not the keeper,
she's not s Yeah, well she needs your help right now.
But that she doesn't get to decide when he goes out.
That's not healthy.

Speaker 4 (01:22:27):
No, but you just need you need to be present
because it's not just new for you, it is new
for her as well. And you are now a team
so you need to be her teammate and not you're
not a bro right now? That is that is on hold?

Speaker 1 (01:22:43):
Gimme. Yeah, your life changed as soon as you had
that kid. I'm sure you could go out and do
the same things that you're doing. Go ahead, have fun.
You want to go out every Friday night after work?
Have fun. It's not going to end well though. It'll
probably end up in divorce, separation, or at least you know,
your old lady being mad at you for quite some time. Ultimately,

(01:23:08):
in the end, you gotta you gotta have the discussion.
You know. Hey, listen, I like to go out a
happy hour after work on Fridays and I'd like to
still do that. It's gonna take some compromise there, man.
I mean, don't you think maybe it would be nice
if you stayed at home with the with the child

(01:23:29):
and took care of it, while maybe your lady who's
been at home with this kid all day, every goddamn day,
goes off to blow some steam. As long as steam
isn't the neighbor. Well, I'd just sit down and have
a conversation with her about it, lindsay, what do you
think about this text? Talk to her about it? And yes,
you do deserve it?

Speaker 4 (01:23:51):
Uh, deserve what to go out when she's not? No? Yeah,
definitely talk to her about it.

Speaker 1 (01:23:59):
No, No, I'm asking you a question about that text. What
do you think about that?

Speaker 4 (01:24:04):
Talk to her about it?

Speaker 1 (01:24:05):
Sure, and yes you deserve it.

Speaker 4 (01:24:10):
Yeah, maybe once in a while you deserve it, but
so does she. Then you guys know, you guys are
a partnership raising a child. Now you definitely have to
talk to her about it. Definitely. Maybe it means you
want you want your friendships and your night outs. Maybe

(01:24:34):
that means entertaining at home or going somewhere with couples
with children. Now it's family nights out. It's not just
going to the bar as a single person anymore, because
she's going to need time off too.

Speaker 1 (01:24:54):
I remember there was a wing place. I don't think
it's still here. Anymore. And when you ask for the
atomic hot or like whatever hot it was, they provided
a piece of paper explaining what would happen to your body. Yeah,
and you had to sign it and say I understand this.
But with kids, we don't do that. We don't go
like when you're like, I'm gonna have unprotected sex, you
don't go, hey, so I'm still gonna want to go out.

(01:25:16):
And then but the person like, WHOA, I don't want
to have unprotected sex with you? Then right, Hey, I
don't really consider being a dad as someone who's there
all the time and helping you in washing bottles and
changing diavers. You don't have those conversations. You just have
unprotected sex and then have a kid, and then there's
all this strife because you didn't want all that. You

(01:25:40):
should be forced to have those conversations. And when they
have sex ad in school, that should be a conversation
that's had about what happens when you have unprotected sex. Yeah,
and also aids. And as far as do you deserve it,
I don't know, man, you know what you signed up for.

(01:26:01):
I don't deserving is pretty is an ego thing. I
deserve it. That's that's your arrogance kicking in. You don't
deserve you get paid for your job. You don't get
paid for your job, and then also cocktails. Right, yeah,
and I think it's also not a ten. I don't

(01:26:23):
think you've committed a giant fraud here. I think that
you can go, hey, I'm learning in this too. Your
body went through transformation one day, a baby just showed up,
and I don't know how to handle this, and I'm
gonna get it wrong even more. I think that's nothing
wrong with that. That's that sounds normal. But there's there's

(01:26:43):
this unfair expectation, mostly from women towards men, that you
should just know immediately what to do as a dad,
right with no biological transformation happening, No nine months of
incubating and preparing physically, it's inherent corbin, it's built inside

(01:27:04):
you now. But as soon as you have kids, male
or female, you know exactly what to do. But you
the switch is flipped. You should for sure talk to her,
and you should for sure be like, hey, I want
to be there for you, but I also would like
to still go do this once in a while. It
feels pretty easy, all right. We got to take a break,

(01:27:27):
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says someone you just like is taped to a chair
in a movie theater. What movie are you playing on

(01:29:14):
repeat for forty eight hours to torture them until they
are free.

Speaker 4 (01:29:22):
It's gonna have to be a musical.

Speaker 1 (01:29:25):
Musicals. Great? Do you not like musicals?

Speaker 4 (01:29:28):
Oh? I love musicals, But if it's going to be
on repeat, I think musicals can get very annoying for
some people. Something like maybe Grease or or Rocky Horror

(01:29:52):
Picture Show. Okay, something like that, maybe even Mama Mia.

Speaker 1 (01:30:00):
Well, let's piece this out a little bit, because any
movie watched for forty hours straight, it's gonna get sucky.
It's gonna start with gett annoyed. Yeah, so whether it's
good or not is whether it's good or not relevant
it is for you.

Speaker 4 (01:30:19):
I mean some people are into that, but I think musicals.
I mean, there's isn't everyone's cup of tea at all.

Speaker 1 (01:30:30):
So yeah, Gimbi the Human centipede. Oh two, Yeah, I'm
gonna go with the babysitters. Okay, they can watch that
one scene. Yeah, you'll start questioning some morals. Maybe after
our twenty when you're almost halfway right, and force you

(01:30:57):
to watch the appalling scene where the girl is having
sex with a dad and she yells for her mommy.

Speaker 4 (01:31:08):
Fasquatch Sunset, that.

Speaker 1 (01:31:13):
Killer tire movie, Rubber. How much money would it take
for you to chug a gallon of syrup? Lindsay one. Honestly,
I'd do it for the two fifty that he did
it for. I maybe do it. I do it for

(01:31:35):
a hundy. We're just gonna vomit. Yeah, I am vomited
for no money, So this feels like a win.

Speaker 4 (01:31:42):
I hate vomiting and no one loves it.

Speaker 1 (01:31:45):
It'd be the sweetest barf ever, sweetest best smelling more
than likely. Yeah, that wouldn't be that bad. I mean,
a gallon of anything's gonna make you vomit, so sure,
for sure, even a gallon of water. Yeah, just some
me just can't handle that much. Would you rather your
partner have bad breath all the time or have stinky

(01:32:08):
farts every hour?

Speaker 4 (01:32:10):
Stinky farts every hour?

Speaker 1 (01:32:11):
SayMore?

Speaker 4 (01:32:12):
I bad breath, I can't do. I can't make out
with you if you have bad breath, can't talk to
you real close, that's awful, can't sleep next to you.
There's just yeah. I can deal with stinky farts. I
can leave the room, but I have to have a conversation.
I have to be able to make out with you,

(01:32:35):
and I can't do that if your breath is that terrible.

Speaker 1 (01:32:38):
But you could do it if they're just ripping ass.

Speaker 6 (01:32:40):
Let's say you're making in a good makeout session all
of a sudden, right, this one squeezes past because it
happens once an hour, right, yeah, and now you're trying
to have sexy time and it smells like something died
in there.

Speaker 4 (01:32:53):
Right, Fabreeze, I'll keep Fabreeze right next to me.

Speaker 1 (01:32:57):
We keep gumbling you all the time. I'm with lindsay
as well as the gas because it only happens once
an hour, you know, and I could get past it.
Even if it was sexy time and you let one
rip out, you know, it's like okay. But if they're
heavy breathing, face holotosis is the worst. Yeah. They don't

(01:33:21):
even be in your face, just in your proximity. There's
a couple of people I've rolled with in jiu jitsu
and you're like, God, get this man a mint, right, yeah, far,
because you could time it right, you know, when to
exit the room. I would talk and then wait, and
then when I heard it or smelled it, Yeah, then
I know I only need a few minutes at this pace. Yeah,

(01:33:44):
we got fifty or whatever. If you had a magic
box with a coin slot in it, and every time
you drop a nickel in it, a random person on
the planet gets hit in the face with a balloon
filled with manny, how much of your paycheck would you
feed into the box. If you had a magic box

(01:34:08):
with a coin slot and every time you dropped a
nickel in, a random person on the planet gets hit
in the face of a balloon filled with mayonnaise, how
much of your paycheck would you feed into the box.

Speaker 4 (01:34:17):
I would I get to see it happen.

Speaker 1 (01:34:19):
Well, we're adding, we can't.

Speaker 4 (01:34:20):
Add, right, because I feel like it would make me
feel that Like if that was if I had a
really stressful day, like you know, put a nickel in,
but I'd want to see it happen. So unless I
get to see it happen, I feel like I would
save my money. So maybe a nickel a week. I

(01:34:44):
feel like I'm stressed out enough to where I would
want that stress relief. But it wouldn't matter if I
didn't see it. So maybe a nickel a week, Kim be.

Speaker 1 (01:34:59):
All right? So like I'm for this. I am all
for this, right So I'm like, all right, Well, it's
just wild for the guy who doesn't want to give
up money. It's just some random person who's getting pelted
with a balloon full of mayonnaise. And I find that
to be I hear you. But as a guy who
let the cheese fall so far off the cracker with

(01:35:20):
juke box, huh money tape right right, it would get
away from you fast. I'm just transferring funds from one
thing to another. I'll dial about, I'll take a break,
I'll take a break from touch tunes. So somebody can
get mayonnaise in the face, random stranger anywhere, could be
anybody you don't know, could be one of us. It

(01:35:43):
could be some you know, high political peak, you know
power whatever, or you know. Really, just imagine that the
Pope is doing his pope thing, having service. He's up
there on his little popy balcony or whatever, and out
of nowhere, a balloon full of mayonnaise smacksimum in the face.
That's hilarious to me.

Speaker 10 (01:36:04):
So I'm just at it like trying to figure out
where I'm at do we want percentage wise, I'll take
ten percent out of my check to make sure that,
you know, random people getting naised in the face.

Speaker 1 (01:36:17):
I'm happy with that. You know, I was thinking of
first walkay a hundred bucks. Well, there's only you know what,
two thousand nickels in there. Why, I mean, that's two
thousand people that are getting pelted with mayonnaise. I'm okay
with that too. Uh yeah, I'll take ten. I think
ten percent of my check is good to be able

(01:36:40):
to have anybody in the planet, some rando getting naised
in the face. That's hilarious. That's funny to me. What
mannais right, it's not a miracle whip.

Speaker 4 (01:37:01):
Oh no, it's gotta be a miracle whip. I can't
waste dupe.

Speaker 1 (01:37:05):
That's so true, craft I. I'm not doing this and
I'm not doing this based Gibby's right. Like to see
somebody of a high stature get hit, yes, but you

(01:37:25):
can't control that. And so you could go on a
long run of maybe somebody who house just got bombed
and then they get hit with mayonnaise, or a kid
dying of cancer or like you got. Those people are
in the running too, and I don't want to be
a part of that.

Speaker 11 (01:37:44):
Right, cancer kid to a treatments in Hell of nowhere,
or having grandpa having his last breath.

Speaker 4 (01:37:55):
Or someone that's saving people from a burning building him
get hit.

Speaker 1 (01:38:00):
A sniper who's about to perform like the shot that
kills the worst person, but they missed because of your nickel. Yeah,
that's funny to me, That is hilarious. All sucks. It's terrible, however, Yeah,
it's difference between you and me. I'm for not being
a part of terrible.

Speaker 4 (01:38:23):
Right, driving down the road the same road as Gimpy
on his motorcycle and that person gets hit in the
face and then heats Gimpy on his motorcycle and kills them.

Speaker 1 (01:38:33):
Okay, whatever, yeah, but then it's over. No, I mean
it's over because the nickels are gone.

Speaker 7 (01:38:38):
Right.

Speaker 1 (01:38:40):
If you had to eat sandwiches every day for a
year and only had two ingredients, what would they be?
Bread is automatic? So two ingredients plus bread.

Speaker 4 (01:38:54):
Salami and cheddar cheese hard salami.

Speaker 1 (01:38:59):
Well, who wants I said, Gimpy. Uh, that's simple. Mayonnaise
and bologna. Now, at first I was like, peanut butter
and jelly you get diabetes. Yeah, too much sugar and Lindsey.
There's no Loube on that sandwich at all, whatsoever? Dryest

(01:39:20):
sandwich possible. And also two ingredients mayonnaise and bologne can't
go wrong, true avocado and bacon.

Speaker 4 (01:39:31):
Okay, oh yeah that's good.

Speaker 1 (01:39:33):
Avocado is always so good. Bacon's good, so it could
be got the avocado adds is like a spread almost Yeah, okay,
it's a fiber some nutrients. Yes, bacon has some sodium
in it, but not like god Bolognian salami. All the
chemicals in it, like no hard pass good.

Speaker 4 (01:39:52):
Fat from the avocado.

Speaker 1 (01:39:55):
Yes, yes, yeah, it's not. The heat is humidity. Yes,
what's a fun fact about you that most people don't know?

Speaker 4 (01:40:08):
I can crack my nose.

Speaker 1 (01:40:16):
Well, get real close to the microphone. It's your tooth.
You're faking it, dad, So do you have an answer
that isn't a dad joke?

Speaker 4 (01:40:31):
I wrote on Shamou at Sea World when I was
four years old.

Speaker 1 (01:40:35):
Now, I don't know if that's true.

Speaker 4 (01:40:37):
It is I don't have a ways a polaroid picture.

Speaker 1 (01:40:41):
Sure you do, there is.

Speaker 4 (01:40:43):
They might even be on my Facebook somewhere.

Speaker 1 (01:40:47):
A fact that nobody knows about me. I mean, I've
been pretty open on that show. I think I've gotten
a lot out. I mean, the only thing that comes
to mind, I was bitten by a dolphin one time.
You know what. I didn't ride the dolphin or the

(01:41:07):
hey animal, she'sus. You were just sew in your oats. Listen.
Those were manatees, not doing hey. So. Yeah, that's the
only thing that I can really think of, because I
have been so so open about myself. Yeah, I can't
think of what it would be. I have shared a lot,

(01:41:30):
and anything I haven't shared I haven't shared deliberately, and
I'm not about to do it now. I think it's
okay for me to have some private things, and I'm
completely okay and GHIMPI should be okay with what he
wears at night, which is nothing. It's not nothing, man,
It's a fine silk feels so good on my skin. Though.

(01:41:54):
Would you rather eat only raw onions for a week
or drink only pickle juice for a month and then
have to go to patio parties? Oh, I'll te raw
onions for a week or pickle juice for a month
and then go to an event. Lindsay, I'll take.

Speaker 4 (01:42:08):
The pickle juice for a month and then have to
go to patio parties raw onion. I mean, aside from
the stench it would bring throughout my body, I think
the heartburn it would cause. Oh, I don't want to
deal with that. Yeah, I'll take the pickle juice, YIMPI.

Speaker 1 (01:42:32):
Either one of these is a win for me. I
love onions, raw onions. I'm not the kind like my
aunt Knthy can eat an onion like an apple, right wow.
But I do love onions. And that's one of the
fun things that my girlfriend and I share, is like
we like onions. Extra onions, extra, extra extra onions, please,
so that doesn't bother me any. However, I am going

(01:42:54):
to go with drinking pickled juice for a month because
why pickle shots? Uh? Stat vodkin? Yeah, because you're only
this is the only thing you're having, right, I'm out
on onion. Pickle juice at least has the sodium minute
for electrolytes to keep you hydrated. Onion, you're not getting

(01:43:14):
any of that, So I feel like pickle juice is
the better choice. And who cares if you have pickle
juice and goes to an event or patio party? Like,
what's the big infraction there? Right? Uh? Would you rather
be a good singer not professional level, a good dancer
not professional level, or able to make truly incredible balloon

(01:43:36):
animals and sculptures not professional level though? No, yeah, yeah incredible.
So a good singer, good dancer, or the best balloon
artist we have ever seen, the best of our time,
the Jeff Dunham of balloon artists, shut.

Speaker 4 (01:43:53):
Up and make me a bicycle clown. I think that
that would be really neat to balloon animals. You could
probably make some good money, But oh man, I think
I would rather be a good dancer because it's good
form exercise just to be able to just start dancing

(01:44:19):
any song comes on. I think that would be a
lot of fun to be a good dancer. Not at
a professional level, but yeah, I'll take that dancing.

Speaker 1 (01:44:30):
Gimbi, Well, I'm already a good singer, so I'd give that.

Speaker 4 (01:44:35):
Yeah. Felt the same way about myself.

Speaker 1 (01:44:38):
When nobody's looking, I am a great dancer as well. No,
I mean, even if our people are looking, I don't care.
I just I just break down anytime I want to.
So I'm gonna go with the truly incredible balloon animals
slash sculptures. I went to a birthday party not that
long ago. They had a balloon artist out there and

(01:44:59):
he was doing in some pretty amazing things with those balloons,
and I'm like, okay, making people happy, making kids happy.
Just imagine what you could do with your SACA balloons.
You know. Gimbid just said he's a good singer, and
I've heard him sing. He can definitely can sing. Is
he good? I don't know if somebody who's a judge

(01:45:21):
might go, no, he can't. I don't know. People are
gonna have their opinion about that, right, dancing, same thing,
there's always anybody who dances, you're always like, look at
this guy, right, Never get said about a balloon artist.
That is very true. Balluone artist always embraced. Here's another one.

(01:45:42):
You're in line at the airport and you start singing
to get the crowd in a good mood. Now you're
that person, eh, Or you start dancing. Eh, make balloon animals.
I mean I might, but I'm not hating it. I'm
hating it the least, just saying more socially acceptable to

(01:46:08):
be a balloon artist or sculptor. And if you're incredible,
you're incredible at it. Like people go like hire you
or want to. When you're just an okay singer dancer,
people are like that, good for you, congratulations. But a
balloon artist, it'd be like, hey, we want you to
come to the Governor's mansion.

Speaker 4 (01:46:31):
Come to the White House.

Speaker 1 (01:46:32):
No, no, no, the city. No, not to the White House,
the Governor's mansion. If there's one bad movie that you
watched in your life that you would never watch again,
what would it be?

Speaker 4 (01:46:43):
Lindsay Sasquatch, Sunset.

Speaker 1 (01:46:45):
GIMPI, Human Centipede two. Yeah, I have a list, but
I'll just go with one. I've already said today, and
that is the babysitters last one, because it's the easiest one.
Would you rather accidentally send a text meant for your
best friend to your boss or a text meant for

(01:47:07):
your boss to your best friend? Lindsay yeah, No, I
said it was the easiest one.

Speaker 4 (01:47:12):
Meant for your boss to your best friend, because your
best friend ain't gonna care what They'll be like, what
is this? Yeah? Sorry, that was meant for my boss,
A big deal. But a text to my best friend
could have possibly been about my boss or you know,
so I don't want my boss seeing something that was

(01:47:34):
meant to my best friend.

Speaker 1 (01:47:36):
GIMPI yeah, for your boss to your friend. I think
that's the easiest way to go around it. I don't
send pictures of my stool to my boss anymore, right now,
that's a good ellipsis. Yeah, I don't know me well yet,

(01:47:57):
right I don't send pictures of my ball sack to
my boss. How about that? No, I've never done that. Nope,
just stick a word, take a break, we'll be back.

Speaker 7 (01:48:12):
Tilsa's Morning Show continues next with a Big Man Morning
Show on Tulsa's rock station ninety seven.

Speaker 1 (01:48:21):
I'd be lying if I said that I hadn't ever
thought about committing a crime and how it would do it,
especially if I see it in the news. And this
is an example of that gas station. Robert gets away
on roller blades. I gotta be honest. Roller blades I
don't think are in my top five of personal transportation devices.
I would use it ranked to me, roller blades rank

(01:48:45):
up there like a pogo stick. The amount of exertion
I would have to use on roller blades to get
away feels crazy for me. I don't roller blade that often.
Matter of fact, I bet I've done it less than
five times. Okay, where Gimp, for example, on the show,

(01:49:07):
has a history with rollerblading, I do, and I think
it's brilliant actually, because you can get places that others
can't go. You could be rollerblading. You can grab onto
a core that's passing by, hold on and let them
pull you, and you can get miles down the road

(01:49:29):
and then you can let go break off. And then
I don't go through somebody's yard if you need to,
because you can run in those things. Well, it'd slow
you down dramatically a little bit. I mean I've done
it before. I've had to drop the story. No, no, no,
but I have had to cross grass and lawns with
roller blades on. And yeah, I mean they're heavy, but

(01:49:53):
you can still run in them. So here's a list
ranked of the best personal transportation options for robbing a
gas station, from best to worst, with the reason why
they wouldn't be great. Number one motorcycle. Okay, this is
from best to worst. Yes, say this is the best

(01:50:15):
way to do it. Fast, nimble, can dodge traffic, easy
to hide. But the downside is there loud, but the
fat speed kind of makes up for that, right, That's
why it's number one, right right right? Number two bicycle.
It's quiet, can go on sidewalks through tied areas where
cars can't. The downside, it's not very fast and if chased,

(01:50:38):
you'll get caught unless you are a really good bicyclist.
Right number three, I think this is great. Electric scooter quiet,
faster than walking, can weave through small spaces. Downside should
be totally on your radar, and that is the battery
right exactly. And stairs can be a challenge. Like roller blades, yeah,

(01:51:04):
not everybody can jump them and land it, and especially
if you don't have risk guards on you could definitely
get hurt. Yeah, pads roller blades on here risky, better
than running, but only if you're good at using them downside,
Slower than bikes, hard to stop and turn quickly. Bad
on rough ground. I have to disagree with if you

(01:51:26):
are actually you're skating skating right, yes, on the gravel,
it sucks. That's when you have to pick up your
feet and actually run with them. But here's the thing,
and this is why I make it better than a bicycle. Right,
I'm going back to grab onto a car and let
them do the work for you. As a guy who
has done that many many meaning many times, that fit.

(01:51:50):
You can't do that on a bike, Yes you can.
You can't do that on a bicycle, not as easily
because you got you the handlebars is what gets you.
That front wheel is what gets you on a bike. Sure,
you could grab onto a car hopefully and keep the
balance and keep that front wheel from wobbling and then crashing.
Caddy shack opening seeing caddyshack. He does that on the bicycle. Okay,

(01:52:13):
skateboard is on this list. Not that fast, hard to
keep balance when nervous are rushing small rocks or cracks
will create an inconvenience. Yeah, running very slow compared to
the vehicles easy to follow her track and you get tired. Yeah,
that's some unfair things. Watching cops, you see people run,

(01:52:35):
you're like, yeah, man, chances you get in a way.
That's why cops you don't see them sprint nor because
they know you're going to run out of gas. Typically
people running away they're adrenaline dumps. Then they can't keep up,
and then when they're like I'm going to hide, they're
underneath the pile of leaves breathing and the whole piles moving.

(01:53:00):
This one horse brilliant and this is the worst, huh,
And it's not the worst, But I don't think this
is a good one. Fast and open areas, Yeah, sure
stands out hard to control where you're gonna tie him
up right right? He won't tell on you, no. But

(01:53:22):
I think that's another one that it's like, probably one
of the best ones, because you can take that horse
in places that most cars vehicles cannot go.

Speaker 4 (01:53:33):
Right, they can jump over a fence.

Speaker 1 (01:53:35):
Right, some too, a heavy wooded area. You're not taking
a motorcycle into the heavy woods. The cops sure as
hell ain't taken their their cruisers, their Dodge chargers through
the woods. So I think this is a little messed up. Yeah,
John Wilkes Booth got away on a horse. Well they

(01:53:55):
were Ordity unicycle. Oh god, too hard to use. Slow
and you know how you're gonna see with your car
hard hat on? How you go see while you're juggling
and where do you put your i pa electric unicycle?

(01:54:20):
They are fast and agile, but you got to take
some skills to ride. Is that the little hover the
little one with the board in the middle. Do you
see people around town doing it? The one big wheel? Yeah,
I think that's an electric unicycle, right, Yeah, it kind
of looks like a skateboard, but it's one wheel in
the middle and it's low to the ground. That's the
one because I see them all like where we go

(01:54:42):
to the brewery, Like people will come in and charge
them and then drink their beer. Google that up electric
unicycle because the first one when it's like popular products,
it costs you three grand. But you see the tires on,
the son of a bitch, you're going off road on
that one. That can get you places. Yeah, as opposed
to some of the other ones were you know, street

(01:55:04):
tires or whatever. But I guess depending on the electric unicycle. Yeah,
this isn't what I was talking about. Yeah, you type
flat I've put flat board unicycle and it's just unicycles.
I they call those one wheels. I think is that
what they're called one wheels?

Speaker 4 (01:55:23):
A smart wheel or solo wheel?

Speaker 1 (01:55:27):
Yeah, I don't know. I know what you're talking about, though.
Another one on here seg Yeah. More stable than a hoverboard, right,
but bulky, not very fast. You're just as this says,
a rolling target. Got Paul hot on your ass? Oh yeah?
One wheel boards? Yeah, yeah, I see people drive these

(01:55:49):
all over town. Thousand dollars. You're lucky someone doesn't steal
it from you. Uh. You can go over rough ground
better than a skateboard. Still kind of slow, hard to
ride under pressure. Uh.

Speaker 4 (01:56:03):
Heely's the shoe, the shoe with the with the wheel
on the bottom of the heel.

Speaker 1 (01:56:10):
Yeah. They don't let you have in school at the
mall right, that'll be too small and then some kids
gonna be mad because you stole the shoes. Yeah it's
built wait, built in getaway shoes. Dude. They are slow,
you can't go fast and you know, unless you look
like a twelve year old, they're just gonna think you're
a twelve year old. Yeah, a mobility scooter maybe a
good disguise. I think if you get away and then

(01:56:32):
have that as your secondary vehicle. Yeah, as long as
you've got a wig and maybe a change of clothes
and charged a cane. Still even put the pogo stick
on hereinging. I love We watch America's Funniest One videos
with my kids because they laugh anytime a pogo stick.

(01:56:55):
You see anybody on pogo stick, I'm like, you're about
to be dumb. You've made some dumby, You're about to
make your second dumbest decision. I've never had luck on
a pogo stick. You get about two good pogos and
you're done. I think you that's a very common phrase.
I've never had luck on a pogo stick. Even the
people that can do it well, I have never had luck.

(01:57:18):
Hey baby, Hey baby, how are you take a ride?
Would you like to bounce of my stick? One time?
You should show up to the depot, but park around
the corner, especially if they're doing an event outside, and

(01:57:42):
then spring on up in a stick right right, like
we do a bike night at the pump. It's like
every third Thursday of the month or whatever, right pump. Yeah, yeah,
so I love it because you know you got that
Walgreens right there, and it's in the shop center, just
like latoion toying, CA toying, CA toying, catoying. Hey, guys,
take a bud lighttoy toying. If I could keep the balance,

(01:58:03):
I'm telling you you can't get out of the Walgreens
parking lot. I know how far it is to the pump.
You can't make it to the liquor store. Oh no,
I can barely make it halfway across the street or
be put across the parking lot before my lungs explode.
Oh god, it falls out from underneath. You think you've
smashed your skull challenge on a leaf. No, no, thank

(01:58:29):
you are over there a condom. You're not wrong. Yeah,
maybe roller blades are a good choice. All right, we
got to take a break. We'll be back Telsa's Morning.

Speaker 7 (01:58:39):
Show, The Big Man Boarding Show. The assault continues the
next snety seven.

Speaker 1 (01:59:00):
All right, So I saw this survey, and I'm just
finding it hard to believe. But the survey says that
more than half of Americans don't know what Memorial Day is.
I don't believe that. Okay, I don't believe that a lot. Yeah,

(01:59:22):
I know there are people that don't know, but like
even that, are they my kids? Well, and my kids
know by the.

Speaker 4 (01:59:29):
Way, yeah, Or is it people that get it mixed
up with Veterans Day or Labor Day?

Speaker 1 (01:59:36):
Right? Or well? I saw the post over the weekend,
and I don't know if it's entirely accurate, right, because
Veterans Day is about those that were also died, right sure,
and the More Day is clearly about those that have died.
But you're not going to shun a vet who hasn't
died on Memorial Day, right, you know what I mean?

(01:59:56):
So they are the line is blurred a little bit,
so I can. I'll get that to a degree. I
just most people don't get Veterans Day off, but everybody
gets a Memorial Day off. I just find it hard
to believe. Let's like saying you don't know what July
fourth is. I don't remember being taught about Memorial Day
or Labor Day in school. Definitely taught about Veterans Day,

(02:00:17):
Definitely taught about Christmas and Thanksgiving. And all those other
fucking holidays people get off Fourth of July. Yeah, and
maybe that's why. Well, well, the other asterisk is you're
not in school. True, I haven't been there in a
long time. No. No, I mean like during those Veterans
Day you're in school. True, but a lot of schools
have Veterans Day recitals or performances, right right, right, But

(02:00:40):
you aren't in school, and during the Fourth of July
they still teach you about it, you know what I mean.
So I see where you're coming at. You you don't
have school at that time, and there are some places
or is it Labor Day? Labor Day that some schools
are in There's no reason teaching liber Day. Liberty is dumb.
It's a dumb holiday. I'm grateful for it, but it's
a dumb I need a day. Oh, this says two

(02:01:02):
thousand Americans were serving. They found forty eight percent of
the respondents knew that Memorial Day is a holiday honorary
military personnel who died in the service of the country.
Thirty five percent of the panels incorrectly thought Memorial Day
was a holiday celebrating all military personnel, both living and deceased. Yes,

(02:01:23):
that's fair. Okay that I see how you could asterisk
that too. They didn't know, but it's not like they
were like, is it for chefs? Is it anybody who
makes pictures? You know? One in twenty wrongly thought it
was a holiday commemorating all public servants, military or not

(02:01:45):
who lost their lives while working. Okay, like postal workers too,
I mean there was some the landscape guy who fell
in the chipper. Yeah. Oh, Older generations by and large
were far more likely to know the exact definition of
Memorial Day when compared to younger Americans. Absolutely, that makes

(02:02:06):
one hundred percent sense. Well, there's a problem then, because
of I don't know World War two? Range. Yeah, our
parents never taught us about it then, or really it
was their fault. It is their fault. Yeah. Twenty seven
percent of gen Z respondents selected the correct definition, as
well as thirty eight percent of millennials. Baby boomers were
most on top, with fifty six percent knowing precisely why

(02:02:28):
Memorial Day was observed. But just because you don't know
exactly what Memorial Day is, it doesn't mean you have
to work on the unofficial start summer blahlah blah. Why
do we observe a moral day to honor mi military
personnel who died in service to their country forty eight
percent was the answer. To honor all military veterans, both
living and deceased thirty five percent, to remember all public

(02:02:49):
servants who lost their lives while working five percent, And
to commemorate the founding fathers and their role in American
independence three percent. And to honor past presidents who served
in the military two percent. That's hilarious. That feels like
a really dumb survey. I'm trying to figure out, like,
how do they find these people? How do they do

(02:03:10):
the survey? Did they just walk up to somebody in
home deepot and go, hey, is your water filter you
need to change at your house? Right? Because that happens.
That's how they get those fucking surveys for like family feud.
They hit you up at the mall, Hey, would you
like to take a survey? You know, and they pay
you like five dollars for like thirty DearS of your time. Yeah.
I had some friends that did it really five dollars.

Speaker 4 (02:03:29):
I thought they just did the studio audience.

Speaker 1 (02:03:32):
No, no, no, uh. This one. This was back in
like ninety nine when my buddies did. We were at
the fucking mall and they're like, Hey, would you like
to take a survey? And they're like yeah, They're like,
we'll pay you for it, and I was like, I'm
fucking good on that. I got other things to do.
But my buddy Will and I think Chad went in
there and they had for that particular one, they had

(02:03:55):
to watch an M and m's commercial and then give
their thoughts their feedback go out on that. But I'm
pretty sure that's exactly how they get the family few
questions as well. I mean, if I'm doing a survey,
I'm definitely gonna say it's for the family feusure because
your response goes up dramatically. I would think this says whatever,

(02:04:17):
whether it is accurate or not, it gets answers by
hiring a polling company called Applied Research West. They call
random people and ask them questions over the phone. Now
maybe they used to do it in the all, but
the people answering don't know if it's the game show.
This helps the answers, keeps the answers honest, and avoids
people trying to be funny on purpose. The show's writers
come up with about one hundred questions each day. The

(02:04:39):
executive producer picks thirty to forty of the best ones.
These are sent to the polling company, which asked them
to one hundred people. The most common answers from the
surveys are used on the show. In the early days
of the show, they mailed surveys to fans who signed up.
They sent out two hundred surveys to make sure they
got at least one hundred back. They also made sure
to get responses from different parts of the co country

(02:05:00):
to avoid regional bias. So when they say one hundred
people surveyed, they mean it. Mm hmm, yeah, sure they do.
That's just what they tell you. I think all that's fun.
I'd like to I'd like to go on the family feud.
I would love it. I actually know a guy who did.
He was working security at one of the clubs that

(02:05:20):
I was working at. And this was like years, years,
years after we stopped working together, and I just saw
on the Facebook and because he you know, posted pictures
or whatever, but really couldn't talk about it, you know,
until he could, and then it's like we were on
family feud blah blah blah. So I tried to talk
to him a little bit about it, and and yeah,
he said it was neat. There's a lot of you know,

(02:05:41):
standing around and waiting, you know. And who was the
host at that time, Steve Harvey was.

Speaker 4 (02:05:46):
Yeah there a minute.

Speaker 1 (02:05:48):
Yeah, he might be the longest running one. Yeah, probably
even the uh oh fuck. Who was the original one?

Speaker 4 (02:05:57):
Yeah, the guy that kissed everybody.

Speaker 1 (02:05:59):
Mark Mark Ray Ray Ray keep going, it's not Ray Stevens.

Speaker 4 (02:06:09):
No, it's not Ray, Charles.

Speaker 1 (02:06:11):
Ray Ray Ray Ray over Ray Colmes. Yeah, Ray Colmes.
He's not the first one. Richard Dawson was the first one.
That Ray Colmes was the short little one that killed himself, right,
I believe so. Yes, And like the early and mid nineties,
so it goes Richard Dawson, who did it for nine years.

(02:06:31):
He was the creepy Philly Yeah, and then he came
back and did it for a year and that's when
they're like, oh, you're creepy.

Speaker 4 (02:06:38):
He would always kiss the women.

Speaker 1 (02:06:39):
Then Ray Combs did it for six years, remember that,
and he left when Dawson was like, I want a
good old dick came back. And then Louie Anderson. Yeah,
he was all right, he was an all right, that's
when they rebooted it after a five year absence.

Speaker 4 (02:06:57):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (02:06:58):
And then Richard carn right right from Portland. Yeah, if
he did it for four years, and he always looked
high as fun, always looks super big.

Speaker 4 (02:07:10):
He was my least favorite.

Speaker 1 (02:07:12):
They're probably like, I just want to shave my beard,
like you.

Speaker 4 (02:07:14):
Can't in right you are?

Speaker 1 (02:07:17):
Before he goes in, he's like, look better if okay?
And then John O'Hurley.

Speaker 4 (02:07:24):
Oh, that's right. John O'Hurley was on there.

Speaker 1 (02:07:26):
Did it for four years.

Speaker 4 (02:07:28):
He was on he did Dancing with the Stars. I
think I want to say he was a host of
one of those shows.

Speaker 1 (02:07:34):
Oh was he He was the white haired guy. Yeah.
And then Steve Harvey's done it for fifteen years.

Speaker 4 (02:07:43):
WOWI he is the best.

Speaker 1 (02:07:46):
He's credited for boosting the show's ratings and making it
it again. Yeah for sure. He did it his own way,
Yes for sure, and it is the only way it
is worthy of that show to get say. Jack has
always kind of done that type of hosting where people
the responses will get a response out of him. Yeah.
Barker did it a little bit, and Drew Carry of course, says,

(02:08:08):
but Steve Harvey. Yeah, yeah, I don't like Drew Carrey
as the host. Right to be honest with you, Maybe
I'm just being Barker biased. No, no, no, I like Drew Carry.
I don't know who the fuck that guy is. Skinny Drew.
Skinny Drew is not good. Get rid of the microphone.
It's dumb, I get it.

Speaker 4 (02:08:27):
But it's George for Bob. It's part of that show.

Speaker 1 (02:08:30):
Yeah, it's the price is right icon all the giveaway
a fucking avocado colored stove, Like, it's what are you
talking about? Keep groping up the fucking beauties.

Speaker 4 (02:08:39):
Man, Yeah, Bob's beauty.

Speaker 1 (02:08:42):
Bob's Beauty's man, Yeah, Barker's beauty. Yeah what man? You know?
Sure it was only happening there. I'm sure I was
watching in the hotel. I was watching Madman, which I
love that show, and it was the episode where the
guy from Jaguar they're trying to get Jaguars business. Those
are now shows about advertising in New York City in

(02:09:04):
like the fifties sixties, and they have this woman, red hair,
big breasted. All the was the front desk lady she
works through became like a partner of the of the
agency and the client for Jaguars like, hey, you're only

(02:09:25):
getting this business if I get a date with her,
and the sales guy's like, like, you know, downplane it.
He then goes meets with her and proposes this to her,
one of those like yeah, I mean we're not going
to let you do it, are we? Yeah, unless you
want to. You wouldn't want to want to do that?

(02:09:46):
Would you help the company get the biggest car client,
put us on the map as an agency, and she's
like you She's like, you can't afford me? Like she
puts like she was very aware of who she was.
And so then he has a meeting with the other
partners and it's like, how are we going to get
her to do this? That shit happened all the time. Yeah,

(02:10:09):
it probably still got happily. They just don't use an employee, right, No,
they go find a working girl. So Phil lee street
Walker and be like, hey it works, Yeah, go get
the bizz. I watched that show and I'm like, this
show is just wildly unbelievable that it was a real thing.
I've heard good things about it. I've never seen an
episode in my life. I think it's a It's a

(02:10:31):
really great show. You go back and watch it still
and it hasn't dated or aged or anything. I like
it was already. It's a flashback show, okay, like watching
The Wonders. Hears now you're watching her, Like.

Speaker 4 (02:10:42):
Yeah, is that what John Hamm?

Speaker 1 (02:10:44):
Yeah, its fantastic.

Speaker 4 (02:10:45):
An He's in a new show on Apple TV, good
Friends and Neighbors, and it is fantastic.

Speaker 1 (02:10:51):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (02:10:52):
I've never been a John ham fan really but.

Speaker 1 (02:10:54):
Really yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (02:10:56):
I just not that I didn't like him, just the things.
I've never been interested in the things that he's been in.
But this show is pretty damn good. Where he is
like this this rich guy who's got a really good
paying job, like he's like a not a CPA but
big time business y guy and a broker or something

(02:11:18):
like that. And he ends up he gets married, does
works really hard, works his way up in the company,
buys a bigger house, has the kids, has this great life,
and then he walks in on his wife banging his
best friend. So he gets divorced, loses the house, you know,

(02:11:41):
she keeps it, and then he loses his job and
he's got to find a way to keep up with
his lifestyle after losing his job, so he ends up
stealing from his friends.

Speaker 1 (02:11:57):
Sounds like it's the same character he plays in a
bout like everything, Because even though I have never seen
uh the a any one mad mad Man, I've never
seen it, I knew that's what his character. And he
did the same thing with with the Landman. He was
that exact same character man, you know business see rich motherfucker,
chisel jaw motherfucker. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He plays an FBI

(02:12:21):
copy in the town with Matt Damon Renner. Okay, I'm
not mad Damon ben Affleck Jeremy Renner. He's great in that, okay,
because he comes off as kind of a gruff asshole. Okay.
I was about to see if there was any other
roles that he's done where he's not some rich you know,
in Maverick he was kind.

Speaker 4 (02:12:40):
Of a gruff asshole.

Speaker 1 (02:12:42):
Maverick, like with Mel Gibson. No, no, for got you
got you that? Yeah, the top secret not Maverick, the
old timey uh card playing bank robbing. Yeah, a train robbing, sorry,
train robbing, mel Gibson moving, Yes, the greatest Western votertained No, No,

(02:13:06):
I don't even know if it ranks in the top ten.
It's a turn of a movie. My mom loved it. Yeah,
it was a good back then. And if you can,
you know, if you were into westerns, like my dad
was huge into westerns, so of course he liked that.
He liked The Gambler with Kenny Rodgers, which was a
good movie. You cannot put The Gambler and Maverick on

(02:13:27):
the same playing field, so they're basically the same thing. Yeah,
fucking country, you know, Western playing cards for money. I
didn't know this, but the mel Gibson was from a
TV show. They adapted that made the TV show into
a movie. Oh okay, I didn't know that. That's interesting, Yeah, yeah, okay. Yeah.
So it's a nineteen ninety four Brett Maverick needing money

(02:13:51):
for a poker tournament, faces various comic mishaps and challenges.
Because you know what I love about a good fucking Western,
it is the comedy mishaps that happened. Go to hang
the guy and it wrope breaks and everybody laughs about it.
Jody Foster, mel Gibson, James Garner. Yeah, which gave it

(02:14:11):
a ton of credibility. Yeah, no, that's not a good movie. No,
I'll watch it if it's on a Sunday and the
ain't nothing else on though. I'll get down on some
Maverick modern modern country Western movies, Modern Western movies. You've

(02:14:32):
got three Tender Yuma, true Grit. These are just the
ones that are coming to the top of my head. Okay,
I'm gonna name something broke Back, Urban Cowboy. Yes it's
not a Western. They wear cowboy bulls, but I would
hardly put that in the Western category. Blazing Saddles deafinitely.

(02:14:55):
Hey boys, look what I help you? While crazy Heart?
You've ever seen that one? Dude? You would love crazy Heart?
You think so? Absolutely, dude. Jeff Bridges, he plays a
country Western guy on the road he is, and he's
a cowboy.

Speaker 4 (02:15:15):
Yes, Actor seconds isn't really a Western, is it? I
would consider more like Urban Cowboy?

Speaker 1 (02:15:21):
Yeah, no, no, no, no, no. Eight seconds is about rodeo people.
Urban Cowboy is a relationship movie. Yeah, you can almost
call it a romance movie with with the sub genre
of them. He's writing, by the way, writing a mechanical bull,
not writing bulls right, and he he was a lineman

(02:15:45):
for the oil line wasn't worked enough refinery refined close
up right, Yeah, yeah, yeah, Dangling Yeah yeah, nothing cowboy
or western about not definitely not Western. Maybe cowboy yeah, No,
Country for Old Men not cowboy movie. Nope. Takes place
in the in the you know West. Yeah yeah yeah,

(02:16:06):
Young Guns, yes, totally. Uh The Ballad of Buster scrugs. Yes,
that's kind of a funny movie. Pure Country ooh No,
that is about George Straight. How he's a musician and
like this whatever musician like fucks up and they're like,

(02:16:27):
we got this other guy who looks just like him. Yeah,
and that's where they slide George Straight in, and then
he ends up being more popular than the musician that
he was replacing. Pure Country, Crazy Heart eight seconds, Urban
Cowboy are cowboy movies like Diehard is a Christmas movie.
It is just a subplot. Yeah, it is not what
it is about. Yeah. True Grit is a damn Western movie. Tombstone, Tombstone,

(02:16:51):
Quickly down Under. That's Helen high Water Lone Star, Old Yeller.
Not a country movie. No, The Rest Place in the Country. No,
The Revenue is not a cowboy movie. It's about the
It is about, uh, the exploring of the West. It
takes place during that time. It takes place in the

(02:17:12):
old time, but it is not a cowboy movie. No, No,
it's not. They're explorers. They're being paid to explore. And
Leo's character gets sideways with one of the other characters.
That guy kills his son and almost kills Leo's character,
and Leo goes, I'm gonna kill you, and it's about
him hunting him back about his Western is django?

Speaker 4 (02:17:33):
Okay? What about Hate Flight For modern Western.

Speaker 1 (02:17:37):
Movies, I would consider it. That's the one that's got
Sam Jackson in it, Walter Goggins. Okay, for whatever reason
I was thinking of that Seth McFarland. It's got Kurt Russell, Okay.
Jennifer Jason Lee is amazing in it. She plays Kurtis's prisoner, right,

(02:18:02):
and she's really crazy. I would consider what is it
A Thousand Ways to Die in the West or ten
Thousand Ways to Die in the West. It's comedy, but
it's still it's Western. This says hate fil It is
an American Western thriller. Okay, that tells me. It's not
a cowboy movie. No, but it is a Western. It
takes place in the West, but it is not cowboy esque, right. Yeah, Yeah,

(02:18:25):
they're not out hurting case. It's no fucking lonesome dove. No.
But like Tombstone is about cowboys, right, young Guns is
about cowboys and the outlaws in the West. Yeah, okay,
it's I guess. So so what what are we looking
at here? Like what they're about or is it the
time frame? I think the time frame and what they

(02:18:48):
do it the timeframe and where they're at makes a
huge difference, right, you know, because you could you could
easily do a movie about the eighteen gold Rush. Well
that's the West, and it is Western times and it
was during that time. But you see what I'm saying.

(02:19:08):
So this says whatever this is worth. This says what
makes a cowboy movie is the main characters are cowboys,
ranch hands, outlaws or sheriffs. Setting it is in a
rural or frontier, open plains, deserts, or small towns. Okay,
the time period has to be in the late eighteen hundreds.
Common themes law, vers, chaos, survival, revenge, justice, horses, guns, saloons,

(02:19:34):
cattle drives, dusty roads, and horse right. I always gotta
have some wars in there. This says a cowboy movie
is a Western movie. Okay, there is a little difference.
According to some people, western movie. A western movie includes
settler stories, Native American conflicts, gold rush tales, modern westerns

(02:19:55):
like No Country for Old Men, no cowboys, but still
a western. That's not a Western. Yeah it is. You
read it black and white man. I mean then there's
a lot of cowboys at a MC. Cowboys don't wear vests,

(02:20:21):
right area vest. Let's say north face on them, my course, though,
cowboy country concerts are cosplay to the ten man. That
is a true statement. They're so funny. I love going
and you're wearing your your fucking snake skin boots and

(02:20:41):
your your vest and you get them. I am all
about country music. I'm all about country concerts. This is
some of the most fun I've ever had is at
a country concert. But like my brother, let me rephrase that.
My brothers as I should say, They'll both go take

(02:21:02):
it to the fucking nines. Man hat, pearl snap shirt,
fucking boots, blue jeans. I'm dressed for the part, plaid
shirt whatever you yeah, not me. This this is what
I go. I got a T shirt right, have a
small closet. I will say this if you wear those
a lot. Yeah, So if like you're going out gear.

(02:21:25):
Is that true? Your special night with your old lady?
Is that okay? Yeah? But when you nine percent of
the other time you only do it at country concerts,
you're costplaying yourser Yeah, that country look is just not
for me. I tried it when I was a freshman
in high school, right, and the boots, the hats, the

(02:21:49):
all that. It just like I felt so weird. I'm like,
this is not this is not for me. So I
put it down and never went back. We have a
good friend. He is one cowboy, like and I don't
mean like out on the range. He could probably right.
I've been with him on his land and him dealing
with cattle and all that other shit. I'm like, yeah,

(02:22:10):
wear all the snapshirts you want, man, wear a vest
I don't give a shit. Yeah, because I've seen you
punch a cow in the face, like because it wasn't
and check its prostate. Like you are a cowboy. But
when you get out of your Volvo for the show,
oh god, yeah, or your dodge Ram fifteen hundred, that

(02:22:31):
ain't dirty, right, it's all lifted up. You're not a cowboy.
You're costplaying. Listen, that's what America is about There ain't
much difference between you and the people that go to
wrestling and the people that go to Britney Spears shows
or whatever like s furries, furries, juggle lows. Right, We're

(02:22:55):
all just trying to fit in with our little group
and click. And it's fine, Like, I ain't hate it,
be you live your life. But when those people diminish
the Juggalos, are those people diminished the people that go
to wrestling, right, I'm like, yeah, settle down there. Cheeseburger
in Paradise. Oh god, I'll never forget to being in

(02:23:16):
Oklahoma City, didn't knowing there was a Troubadour show, go
out to eat with some friends, and I'm like, it
is there glitching the matrix because all these motherfuckers look
exactly the same. They're not wrong the all. They probably
all show up at the same store at the same time.
When you have a cowboy hat to wear when you
go to cowboy things, I think you're dressing up. Yeah,

(02:23:39):
that's my good hat. It's the one that doesn't get
the mud on it. Listen again, if you work out
in the art and you wear a cowboy hat and
that's your thing, you really like cowboy hats. That's your identity. Yeah,
I get it, But when you have to get the
ladder to get it out for when you go to
the show, you're dressing up, right. What was my grandpa
shut hat and he wore when he would go to

(02:24:00):
Troubadour show. You're lying right. My dad has a Panama
Jack hat. He would wear it a lot. Guess where
it's at in the attic. I was gonna say landfill,
but because I don't wear Panama Jack hats. It's one
of the few things I have kept giving to me
for my dad. And I'm like, yeah, okay, I got

(02:24:22):
a ring from him that I had to cut off
of him, which is weird in itself. Yeah. I got
it repaired and put back together and cleaned up. Didn't
know it was a silver ring. It was a different
color when I got it. I had turquoise in it. Yeah,
but that's different. Yeah, I'm totally thinking that you should

(02:24:43):
break that hat down wear sometime. I feel like there's
some when we are in Panama, I will absolutely do that,
right or I changed my name to Jack. What if
we just say, like for a morning we play nothing
butt Panama. Oh, yes, for you and your Panama jacket

(02:25:07):
just you can wear it. I don't know, probably not.
I understand I'm not much of a hat guy, and
if I am, I'm a backwards at. Yeah, occasionally affords at,
but most of the time just backwards. I went through
my Fedora phase, did you. Oh yeah, I had fucking
this big, white, grim motherfucker man, and uh it was.
It was fucking betvet right and I still have it

(02:25:30):
in my closet and uh oh yeah, because that's when
I first started working for ford Right, and I was like,
I need to be fancy for this fucking job. I'm
I'm leaving talk. I got me an adult job, an
adult job. So I went full on Dick Tracy with
his mother. Man, I'm here for the scope, my fucking

(02:25:50):
my button down shirt and my tie and my fucking raincoat,
right and my fucking foo door. Oh yeah, And that
was great. And I was like after a while, I
was like this, this one's too big. I need to
shrink my Fedora down a little bit. So I went
and got another one, a pinstriped one to match my

(02:26:10):
pin striped suit. Nice damn man zoot suit, right, I
get it by, but it wasn't quite like that, because
this is all tailored custom right. It wasn't quite like
the zoot suit where you had pretty much just pinstriped
pants that looked like mc hammer pants, you know, and
fucking change. I love that you're defending, but keep going,
fucking giant ass fucking jacket. This, you know, dragged the

(02:26:31):
floor behind you.

Speaker 4 (02:26:33):
Do you still have the suit?

Speaker 1 (02:26:34):
I do. It's the only suit that I have. And
did you need like, did you interact with customers where
you needed to wear a suit? No? I was just
not working at Target anymore and felt like, I'm in
an office now, I should dress like office people dress.
And because it was you know, it was it wasn't

(02:26:57):
a casual environment into business casual. I guess they could say,
but khakis, yeah, pull up like Jake from State Farm. Yeah,
Jake from State Farm exactly. But I didn't. I'll do
that on Fridays, you know, maybe. But No, I was like,
I should dress like office people. I'm at a I'm

(02:27:18):
at a dealership, I should dress like everybody else. I
do this thing, and Alias stop bringing me up into
her office because she'll introduce me to somebody and then
they all kind of wear the same thing. And I'll
just call everybody that first name that I meet. She's like,
you gotta stop doing I'm like, what I didn't know?
It looks exactly the same. This is Jen. She's been
here twenty five years. Oh Joe, pleased to meet you. Right, Well,

(02:27:42):
they're all wearing khakis. Vestrom say yeah, Jake from State Farm,
and You're like, hey, Jake. Yeah, they're great people. Yeah, yeah, absolutely,
but they've they've got an image they got uphold. I'm
glad I'm out of that shit. I I'm some radio people,
which Lindsay will attest to think that you have to

(02:28:03):
dress up really to work in radio. Yeah, you can't
see us though. I mean, well, it isn't about the
radio fans. It's about the business conducted in the walls.
That's what they kept telling me when I was working
and you know, selling parts and stuff. Did they ever
say this one, Hey, you dressed for the job you want,
not the job you had. I've heard that before, but

(02:28:25):
I go and just a giant bunch of bullshit. By
the way, I've learned some things having the fifteen million
jobs that I have, I wore. I used to do
customer service for Avis Rental car right here in town,
and I was going through the training and I was like,
fucking my twenty at this time, right before I even
had kids, and I wore slipknot shirt that said people

(02:28:47):
equal shit. It's the name of their song, right. The
fucking trainer did not like that at all. Whatso well?
I mean, that does feel like a little bit of
bridge too far. They said I could wear whatever I wanted,
so I wore Yeah, I think there's an implication there
that would be appropriate for a business set. I learn
my lesson that day that you cannot wear that shirt

(02:29:08):
to work, so I never wore it ever again. I
have been in part of many meetings about hiring people
and firing people. I have plenty of friends who have
hired and fired people, and nobody has ever said the words,
but have you seen how they dress? Right, he's a
snappy dresser. He's a snappy He's not a snappy dresser.
That's never been said. It was always about performance every

(02:29:32):
single time, even in the time where they're like we
got to fire five people to meet quota, who do
we want to pick? It's never been like, yeah, but
gimpe wore a slipnot shirt. That's never been said, right, never,
never never never. Well they didn't, they did. They had
it out for me in the beginning anyway. Sure. Yeah,
with the world in you man, absolutely that place was

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all right to work at. They had a certain smoke
all right, this is what your designated spot where you
go to smoke. And we're like, okay, that's fantastic. The
fucking walls and the ceilings were like think of the
worst colored earwax you've ever pulled out of your ear,
and how orange and dark and red and black. That's
how the walls were in that place. I was like,

(02:30:14):
I can't, I can't hang out here. I gotta go outside,
get some fresh air to smoke. Right, as a smoker,
the smoke call, it is too much, too bad. Yeah,
doing inbound calls is brutal. Oh yeah, I did that
right out of college, or went one summer in between
and did the training. It was not hard work, no,

(02:30:37):
and I was good through it. Did the training, did
one week on the floor and they're like, hey, we
want to move you to another a. I'm like, ah,
I think I'm gonna quit. Yeah, because it sucks. I'd
rather do inbound calls than outbounds. Oh yeah, because I've
done those four bothering people at five six o'clock in
the evening, interrupting their dinner. Would you like to get

(02:30:57):
your carpets cleaned? Sure? If you could go back to
younger you about looking for a job. Obviously, I've made
no mistakes, no regrets. No, that bay for sure. Given advice,
what would you say to your younger self about job hunting,
because you wouldn't go for those jobs again, right, not

(02:31:17):
now unless I absolutely had to. No, no, no, But you're
going back to your younger self back then, trying to
get your feet out from under you, you know, get
some standing room. I probably would. I probably would tell
them go out there and do those jobs, because that's
how you learn some things in those jobs. Sure, you
learn what you can and cannot do, or can and
won't do. I won't ever do fucking outbound sales anymore

(02:31:41):
at all, waysoever, or sales in general. For that fact.
I hate sales. It is the worst. It's never fucking
good enough, and it's just tear. It was so much
stress for nothing, for a fucking nine to five job. Yeah,
so I would go back and tell myself, or I
would go back, and I would still do that, because
that's how you learn some things. Sure, you know, you
learn that you can't wear a people equal shit shirt

(02:32:05):
to a customer service job. Yeah, and that that saved
my ass because I probably would have still worn that
same shirt to a different job. There were boundaries with clothes. Okay, yes,
so I would go Sure, I think you would have been.
I don't know why you didn't go down a path
in your life as a bartender, because you are perfect

(02:32:26):
for that role. Yeah, your social game, all that stuff. Yeah,
it's just that that was maybe if I would have
like shown a little bit in I liked making the
drinks for the friends at the parties or whatever, that's
where it ended. I was always the music guy anytime
that we had a party, be your DJ. Okay, anytime,

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no matter where I'm at or whose party was at,
it's always going be your DJ. Because I love music.
And so maybe that's why maybe if I made really
good cocktails and didn't show as much interest in the music,
people like, all right, you're bartending this party or whatever. Yeah, well,
because bartending you can make ridiculous amounts of money more
than you can back. I had a friend that paid

(02:33:10):
for a house with cash, yeah, and twenty five and
bartended from twenty one for four years.

Speaker 4 (02:33:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:33:16):
I know people that that is their life, that's what
they do, that's all they've ever done. You know, they
started bartending when they're twenty one, and they still aren't.
You know. For some of them, they just can't get
out of that rut. But other ones that's what they
truly love doing. And you can make good money though. Yeah,
I think if I went back, I would probably like, hey,

(02:33:39):
find a job you can build off of and always
lean back to. Okay, so like uh, mechanic electrician a
trade of some sort, some sort of trade you can
always lean back on or use as an extra financials
pick up, not not you know, the oaken boy at

(02:34:01):
Chuck E Cheese. Oh, can you know what I mean?
Like right, and I'm with you, like I learned things
in that job. But I'd be like, hey, maybe think
about finding jobs that could be a career right right,
not filler, yeah, because I didn't think about career life
until I was mid twenties, right, Like all right, well,
I got to figure out what the fuck I'm gonna

(02:34:22):
do with my life because I am tired of being
in trouble all the time, tired da da da da
da da dad, and I need to do something. I
tried to convince my niece. I was like, go work
at Starbucks while you're in college, because that can carry
you after college if you can't find a job or whatever.
They have good benefits. They feed you food throughout, like
you get meals to like, there are some great reasons

(02:34:44):
to work there that even if it doesn't work out,
you can be a district manager. Quick trip is another one. Yeah,
Like get a job where there's a there's a lean
back right away rather than I got out of college,
didn't get a job in radio right away and waited tables,

(02:35:05):
which sucked. And then I worked in a financial field
as a as a mutual fund representative, helping manage people's portfolios,
and I was like, this sucks. People do this every day.
Quit that went back to waiting tables. You just sit

(02:35:25):
there and look at the clock. Yes, she's like, fuck
it's only nine ten, Yes, fuck it's only nine eleven.
They didn't even fucking lunch yet, motherfucker. No. Yeah, you
go and you find it, you know, eating your cubicle. Mom. God,
I'm so sorry, if you do this, that sucks. Yeah,
we're describing a lot of motherfuckers. Yeah, that's not easy.

(02:35:48):
But if it works, it works. I know they're not
happy because I've been there. I've been stuck in cubicle land. Yeah,
it sucks. You know, you make I made friends with
the three other motherfuckers around me. You know. But if
you were on the far end of the office, of
the sales floor, off, I can never talk to you
unless they go to the bathroom. Right, that's it, right,

(02:36:12):
you said, Uh, it works. I would argue you get
used to it. You're probably right. You're probably right.

Speaker 4 (02:36:21):
Bless you.

Speaker 1 (02:36:22):
You get used to it. You get used to the
routine of it. Again, nothing wrong with these jobs at
all if you think about it. Though, every job we'll
wear you down. I've said it before. What's the difference
bet being a dog walker in any other job? As
a dog walker, I put it in my hand right
other ones you just deal with it. Yeah, and you

(02:36:42):
deal with it in every job. It doesn't matter what
it is. Speaking of dog turns in your hand.

Speaker 4 (02:36:49):
Oh God, we're.

Speaker 1 (02:36:49):
Gonna pivot real quick because we're at the fucking park.
We're at Niehaus. You mentioned it earlier on this show.
Nice little park over here and Broken Arrow and they've
got a nice little disc off course over there. So
me and my buddy Josh, we go over there to play,
and we were like, there's all these multi colored things
out the middle of the fucking field. I'm like, what
is this a bunch of condoms? Nah, they're too big

(02:37:12):
to be condoms. They look more like rubber gloves. So
we get up to where the tea pat is where
all this multi colored What the fuck is going on?
You look a little bit closer, somebody had scattered like
emptied out the fucking shit can and then just scattered
random bag's dog shit all over the park. Craziest thing

(02:37:34):
I've ever seen. And I was like, that's the craziest
thing you've ever seen at that particular park. I've gone
to the floor and like you'll find random shoes in
somebody's panties and an old condoms or something. But that's
a nice decent park. I'm like, where one Because there
was a trash can bloat over. I was like, well,
maybe maybe it bleue out of here an eighty mile
an hour when knocked over the trash can and all

(02:37:57):
this shit just happened to land two hundred feet away. No,
I can't believe that. Probably some kid that wears a
people Equal Shit shirt my motherfucking teenager rebellion. I'm just
saying a younger version of GIMPI would understand the artwork
that had been presented. It's true in the field, respect

(02:38:19):
that so gross. Pick Up your Ship? Put that on
a shirt, pick me that morning show, pick up your Shit.
I like it. I'm gonna get that made. I think
it's a band name. I know somebody. I know, somebody
who makes T shirts were to make an app band
named p us pick Up a Ship Boys, Pete PuYas Boys,

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SHOs Poise, who fucking knows you guys. Have a great week, bather,