You're Dying... AND I'm a Bad Lay???

You may have seen this headline going around the internet recently. I woman with months to live is asking her husband if she can sleep with her ex one last time. She's wrong for this! ...or is she?

Episode Transcript

(00:00):
Welcome back to the podcast, y'all. It's been a minute. Yeah,
to have the crew back in effect. This is off the air more banter
or less filter. We had aheadline cross our desk that we cannot ignore
you guys, all right, Ineed your honest hot takes. One's seen
a number of people. Don't tellme what it is. I don't care.
Woman with nine months left to liveasks husband if she can sleep with

(00:23):
her ex one last time? Dowe know what she's sick with? Does
it matter? It does? That'swhat you want to talk About's terminally ill?
Corey. Well, here's the thingthough, If you're terminally ill with
some sort of sickness that weakens you, is it a good idea to have
this raucous randy ality material your honor? She's asking him if she's funny.

(00:46):
That's where her mind went. Itis funny, not not funny because it's
very morbid and sad, is it? Yeah? I'm gonna try to find
out. But let's get back tothe other than that. Yeah, like
just on the basis of like whatever, whole premise is horrible. Now,
she's already let her husband know thathe's not as good as her ex correct,
that's number one. She's also sortof low key letting him know that

(01:07):
she's been cheating on him somehow,You really think you don't think so,
because it's been thinking about it.She's thinking about it. I don't think
she's done it, because what doesshe have to lose by asking now?
But at the same time, hislast thoughts of her are going to be
she didn't want to be with me, she wanted to be with him.
And also, what is the exswinging in his pantalones? Okay, it

(01:29):
might just be his moves. Wait, but I hit Marcus with this headline
a few minutes ago, and hisautomatic was yeah, sure and not okay,
if okay, if I'm married tosomeone who know you think about your
wife right now? Yes, ifshe comes to me and says, I
would like to have sex with myAX one last time, well, first

(01:51):
of all, she didn't like herex. I can't say that. Take
that off the table. That pretendshe did. Pretend she did, I'd
be stunned. I would. Andthen but she's dying, and as the
only one, well that's not true. You know what she should upper games
since she's dying. This is whatI would do. Okay, I were

(02:12):
the woman, I'd go to Jeffand be like, we're having a threesome.
That's not bad, but it's gonnabe with another guy. Oh boy,
really exactly? Oh my god,I was thinking you guys said it,
But think about it this way.You probably you have to do a

(02:35):
lot less work if there's another guyto pick up half the slack. Yea,
that is a quarter of the waythrough. I wander off to get
a gatorade of the sandwich. Youguys keep going back in a mind.
Do I have to tag up ordo I just leave? Oh my god,
to me, dude, this iscrushing. Would hurt? Yeah,
because like this, dude, likeI'm looking at the whole story. He

(02:57):
says that he can't remember his lifewithout her. She's his everything, right,
so he's already preparing to lose her, Yes, and he's devastated,
and then she hits my entire marriage, My entire marriage has been a lie.
Yeah, totally. Yeah, God, she's a person. Just because
you're dying doesn't mean that you're automaticallylike an angel. All right. So
my blink when Jason asked me thisearlier was due to the fact that,

(03:22):
like you know, not to makeit weird, but like, just because
I just lost my dad, Igave that guy every dying wish he wanted.
Not the same, This is notthe same scenario. But he didn't
ask you for hookers and blow.Correct, But if he had, I
might have been like, wa,topic, what because your dad was a
wild boy he was. Now whatif he wanted hookers and blow? Would

(03:44):
you have done it? No?Because it's not legal. First of all,
Oh my god, see again,you're overthinking. No I am.
I'm sorry that I am swimming intothe confines of reality and Okay, but
look, okay, let's not givespecific examples to the vice. But let's
say he wanted to go out withX and Y whatever that is. I
look, I be honest with you. I saw so many stories of dude
saddling up with their old man,Like I thought about taking him to the

(04:06):
Gold Club one last time? Yeah, yeah, why not? Why not?
But it's somebody, If I'm beinghonest, At some point it just
got too hard. I didn't knowwhat their ada situation was. Like,
if I'm being real, can Iline up? We should have called him
from this room? Hi gold Club? Yeah? So I need to talk
about your wheelchair ramp. Yeah,what is your accessibility situation? Well,

(04:27):
he's a fall risk, so Ineed to line up some dancers all around
his chair. But I think onsome level, like a dancer would be
like not honored or please, butshe would She would probably be like this
is the old man's last dance.He would keep paying her because he forgot
he already got a dance. Ohmy god. I guarantee this happens more
than we think with these with womenin this industry. Okay, so let

(04:50):
me if I get back to thequestion at hand. If the question,
let's say Jeff's dying and he saysto me, I want to sleep with
my ex, that's over. Atthat point. It's soul crushing because obviously
you're not attracted to me anymore,and even if you are, it's still
not enough to compete with your ex. If my wife pulled that, I
would just I would be dumbfounded,crushed, crestfallen, speechless, and probably

(05:15):
just need a minute. I wouldprobably walk out of the room and go
sit in the car. You knowwhat I mean? Well, yeah,
you'd be shocked. But even peoplesaying about but I look at it from
her perspective, she's dying but alwaysso I'm digging more into this. So
her rationale is that it's just aphysical thing. But with the X it
was the most physical compatibility, whereaswith her husband it's emotionally fulfilling sex.

(05:42):
Oh God, there's a difference,though. You know, she's there's well,
there's there's a movie and they talkabout you don't marry the best sex
you ever had, because usually thebest sex you ever had is someone who's
nuts. Say it's dangerous, Yeah, dangerous. Yes, that's what she's
getting that. I'm sure Marcus hasa story about a crazy X. Yeah,
but I ain't telling it because Idon't need to get back to the

(06:03):
missus. By the way, thisis one of those moments, like I
was talking about earlier, I learnedthat you can't tell Corey anything and not
expected to come up later in conversationbecause she does this thing. Jason,
I don't know if you've fallen victimto this where we'll be talking or whatever,
and then she'll say something, andthen I'll have a reaction, and
then she'll We'll be sitting with theperson I was talking about and she'd be

(06:26):
like, hey, do you wantme to tell her about the time you
said blah blah blah. She's that, but it's only if it's funny.
It's funny to her, it's funny, and so this actually you were here
for this. So yesterday I wastelling you guys that I got invited to
a barbecue slash kickball party, andyou immediately screamed out, will there be
any adults at this party? Becausebecause we haven't done kickball since the third

(06:49):
grade? Weird. And I'm sittinghere like, oh, tell me you
live in San Francisco near Dolora's Parkwithout telling me you lived in So we
get to So we get to therestaurant that her friend Kim owns. It's
Kim's party, I find out,and we're sitting there chatting or whatever.
She's like, yeah, so youguys are invited to my party, and
then Corey goes, yeah, I'mshould I tell her about what you said

(07:11):
in the studio about her kickball party. That one's innocent? Enough, is
it though? And she laughed shethought it was she did, but what
if she didn't. Well enough,I'm the person that knows it's gonna make
to filter, don't My point being. We're gonna be having lunch one day
and Jeff's gonna be there, andI'll be like, hey, man,
you're gonna tell him of what shesaid in the studio about him not being

(07:32):
the sex, best sex you everhad. Yeah, it's a slippery slope,
because that's funny. That's funny,Cory. But back to what this
lady said. Said anything along thoselines to me, I'd be absolutely devastated.
We want to know that life didn'teven begin till you met us.
Life didn't begin for me until Imet him. Here we go. I

(07:53):
was a virgin when I met himHere. That's the one conversation we've never
had and I won't have. What'sthat? How many people have you slept
with? Yeah, it doesn't matter. Don't don't do that. I don't
understand when we read about like peoplelike, oh my god, I can't
believe we were talking about our number. Who does that? Don't do that?

(08:13):
How do you want to think aboutthat? Why? I don't want
to think about who you slept with? And you don't want to think about
who I was slept with, Especiallywhen you're like me and you're on your
second marriage and you get excuse me. You get married to the love of
your life way later in life.That's a lot of years. I feel
like you're kind of a whore.That was like a story once I told,
and it was till my wife,and it was something about yeah and

(08:37):
the girl I was dating whatever,and she was even mad about that,
just the mention of somebody else,like, don't talk about anybody else around
me. Expensive. So the lasttime we lived here, which is fourteen
years ago, it was my birthdayand I like to do the fund on
my birthday. So we go tothe Melting Pot, which is now closed,
and my high school boyfriend from Florida. Yeah, this is crazy,

(08:58):
sitting at the next booth and Jeff. I heard his voice and Jeff goes,
we can't go anywhere. Nuts.You dated so many dudes, shut
up. The thing was kind ofnumbers, it's inevitable. Well, he
was in town because he works forsark to Sole and was in town.

(09:18):
He's the most and he was anacrobat too. And if all the restaurants
in San Francisco that they made itover the Golden Gate Bridge to the Melting
Pot and we're sat next to ourtable. I'm surprised. I don't run
into more people that I just don'tmess with. Yeah, they all live
around here. We all grew uphere. You know. It's a great

(09:39):
persons state. And like I justI don't run into me. But are
you still friends with him though?Or that's what I'm saying, Like everyone
with anymore? Like I'm surprised Idon't see them around, not even just
like ex significant others, but justpeople in Jennal. I'm just talking anybody.
Old friends that we lose touch,and they probably think that I'm a
jerk? Is it terrible? Ihave a friend who slipt at the guy
a year years ago before she evenmet her husband. But now they've hung

(10:01):
out together and her husband doesn't knowthat she slept with him. That's weird.
Begin a snack and they like shookhands and brode up. They've had
dinner multiple times. What that iswild? She was getting off on that

(10:22):
she had that secret. This isgreat. I've only I've had that happen
a couple of times. Twenty fifthbirthday, I invited two ex girlfriends that
they didn't know, you know,but then they started chatting and then we
all went to breakfast together, andthen I was like, God, please
don't find out, Please don't findit. And then there was another girl.
The only reason her husband lets ushang out is because we never slept

(10:43):
together, although we dated, butwe all everybody knows everything, you know
what I mean. Let's get backto your friend, though. Is she
a horrible person? It's innocent.There's no attraction, there was, there's
no pass Yeah. But here's thething he knows that your friend's husband does
know and he relish is the factthat he knows something that a man doesn't
know. Guaranteed. I mean,I don't know how many I don't know

(11:07):
who listening to this does or doesnot remember this. It's been mentioned before,
like twenty five years ago. Idated Sandy. Yeah, yeah,
and it's like my wife knows thatobviously. Yeah, we worked together and
we were friendly. So it's justlike there are times when we needed a
job real bad. I mean,there are times where yeah, you're right,

(11:30):
they're just a nice person and it'sjust gone so far beyond anything that
resembles romance. Best believe, everytime they get together, he knows and
he likes the fact the husband doesn'tknow. Guaranteed, I come guaranteed,
am I wrong. Yeah, amI wrong? I don't, dare we
don't know that you shouldn't say somethinglike that that. I'm just keeping it
real. Dog you are, Yeah, you are a little pervy? Are

(11:56):
you keeping it real? Are youjust revealing who you are? What?
Dara? Dude out there to tellme I'm wrong that if you and you
you're wrong? No, I'm notwrong. Weird like that. I'm sure
some people are. We're gonna go. We're gonna go anyway. Sorry that
God, that was a little rollercoaster ride, wouldn't it. You know
it's now too. Also, itmakes me want to tell people stuff you

(12:18):
said even more because now I knowwhat bothers you. Oh see you see
what's happening. Now I can't saythat word. Now I can't say well
now we're done. Yeah, thanksfor listening to the podcast. Catch us
anytime online at Marcus and Corey Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, TikTok x sorry
x yeah, and then personally atIt's Marcus d Everywhere online at Corey dot,

(12:45):
Foley Radio, Jason d on theIG. Love y'alls. We'll be
back next week. Thank you.