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June 16, 2025 5 mins
A conversation on Reddit caught our eye. A man is claiming after being on Ozempic, he has "gained some inches down there."
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Welcome back to the podcast. It is Marcus and Corey.
We're going to do something a little different right now
because we are well technically on vacation, but we don't
want to leave you hanging exactly. So we're going to
talk about something that did not make its way to
the air because it is not appropriate. In fact, may
I say, if you are easily offended, please stop listening now. Okay,

(00:20):
it's not that bad. I mean it's this is an
adult subject on the ozempic success stories reddit thread. It
is a success story that is marked NSFW. You have
to click to say that you want to see this
story increased size. Anybody else noticed men only. I recently

(00:41):
measured myself down there and noticed about an inch of
growth since I've been taking ozempic. Now, people will say
it's because of the fat loss. However, at the time
I measured myself four years ago, I was thinner. I
also bone pressed before measurement at the time. Now, Corey,
as a woman, you must be new to the concept

(01:02):
of bone pressing. Yes, this is where you take your
fingers and you press up against that area to make
your stuff as long as you possibly can. Wow. Okay,
what guys do Okay. This person then asked, has anyone
else noticed the change in themselves? And it's not the
post that necessarily is the entertaining part. It's the comments.

Speaker 2 (01:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:26):
People are very uh, they're very supportive because it's all dudes.

Speaker 2 (01:31):
But to me, I've not heard this from anybody else
who is mail and taken an ozempic.

Speaker 1 (01:37):
I will tell you I've been taking an ozempic or
in this case Monjarro since before it was cool, probably
going on four years, and I would be ecstatic to
report any improvement in that area.

Speaker 2 (01:51):
But you have not noticed a change.

Speaker 1 (01:52):
No, and trust me, I check.

Speaker 2 (01:54):
I feel like he's defending himself because he says, Hey,
I the first time I measured it was back in
the day and I I was thin then. But still
I have to believe that you've been living this way
for a while, you lost the weight. You can see
it again and that's why you think it's bigger.

Speaker 1 (02:10):
Here's what happens when I figured out from everybody in
this comments, everybody in this commets are way bigger than
I ever was like, we're talking three four hundred pound
dude to oh.

Speaker 2 (02:17):
You're talking about their entire weight.

Speaker 1 (02:18):
Okay, Yeah, because what you experience I think when you
lose that much weight is not only just the fat
loss around what they call the uh if they call
it fata fat around the d area, if you will,
it's kind of like the FUPA sure in a way.
I can't believe we're discussing this.

Speaker 2 (02:39):
I'm I feel so mature right now.

Speaker 1 (02:42):
But past that, it also helps kind of when you're
eating less, you have less body fat than you have
less cholesterol, which could then conceivably unclog your arteries that
would cause ed. Therefore your blood flow is better. Therefore
your junk gets bigger upon activation, if you will.

Speaker 2 (03:01):
Okay, so all the different moving parts are why.

Speaker 1 (03:05):
Yes, this is a thing.

Speaker 2 (03:06):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (03:07):
Somebody also also noted that you should make sure to
trim down there, as trimming the bushes makes the deck
look bigger.

Speaker 2 (03:13):
You have to do that. I knew a guy who
didn't trim, and I'm telling you it was like looking
for a jelly bean in eastergrass.

Speaker 1 (03:21):
Is that a mushroom?

Speaker 2 (03:23):
It was like dude and his buddy's pulled him aside,
and they're like, you are missing an opportunity.

Speaker 1 (03:28):
We are tiptoeing so hard right now. So then people
in the comments took to naming his condition aka ozem
dick geez, aka ozem prick, and one person said, if
there was a drug that would help a man lose weight,
lose cholesterol, help with their diabetes, and make your junk

(03:48):
look bigger, every man in the world would be on it.
And then somebody wrote if they could afford it, yeah, exactly,
and then they wrote back afford That word means nothing
to a man convinced there is a dick growing drug.
We're talking second mortgage people. And he's not wrong. Oh
my god, he's not wrong.

Speaker 2 (04:07):
Oh the priorities in life.

Speaker 1 (04:09):
But yeah, I mean, like, look, was it doctor Oz.
I don't even want to cite doctor Oz because he's
he's a wackadic questionable. But every thirty pounds you drop
is an extra inch, Okay, So to get where I'd
want to be, I'd have to drop like ninety pounds
right now. That would put me at one hundred pounds.
You'd be emaciated. To get me where I want to

(04:30):
be size wise, you'd be gross. That was a joke, Corey, Oh,
terrible one. It did not It did not hit I
don't really know where to go from here other than
I am appreciating these comments. Somebody wrote one of the
best parts about losing weight is getting your dick back.

Speaker 2 (04:47):
This is inappropriate.

Speaker 1 (04:49):
Somebody wrote, Hey, I'm just here to say I'm happy
for you.

Speaker 2 (04:54):
It's a been a warning on this.

Speaker 1 (04:56):
No, we're going to have to Yes. Somebody else wrote
one inch I gained about two feet. I don't know
what this means.

Speaker 2 (05:03):
I don't either. I'm so confused.

Speaker 1 (05:05):
I'm gonna We're gonna go now because we're gonna.

Speaker 2 (05:08):
Get in trouble otherwise.

Speaker 1 (05:09):
Yes, anyway, the ozampic phenomenon, it's.

Speaker 2 (05:16):
It's changing people's lives in so many different areas.

Speaker 1 (05:19):
Thank you read it all right, Let's keep this whole
topic between ourselves, shall we. Okay, thank you for joining us.
We'll be back next week. Bye.
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