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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's the after show decompression session, doing what they do best,
clapping their gums. Okay, oh my god, we're back, We're back.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
I guess we've got to be careful when we start
these because of the minute and change delay.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Uh huh. Sometimes a comment or just will get in
here and they'll go.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
You guys just started the after show, but you're still
talking on the FM for a second.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Well, see, that's because what we say on the FM has.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
What a forty second delay?
Speaker 1 (00:30):
No, I think it's about twice that. I think it's
about and a half. Yeah, well, that's one reason when
I do a contest, I want to stretch it out,
like playing the theme from Gambit today. I wanted to
stretch it out so you can have a chance to
hear it because there is a delay on what we
say and when you hear what we say.
Speaker 4 (00:49):
So many people are listening on the iHeartRadio app. And
by the way, if you are, make sure you put
us number one on your preset for that iHeart.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Please and thank you. We appreciate that.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
So it's Bailey's birthday weekend and tomorrow night, you guys
are going to Terrelli's, which is a fabulous restaurant.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Yeah in forever?
Speaker 4 (01:09):
Did you already get Bailey? Or did Debrah already get
Bailey her birthday present? Oh?
Speaker 3 (01:12):
Yeah, yeah, you can't tell us.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
She knows exactly what Bailey needs. Oh she does.
Speaker 4 (01:17):
Oh yeah, those two are like best friends. I love
the relationship that Deborah and Bailey.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Yeah, yeah, that's awesome.
Speaker 4 (01:25):
So I mentioned that Terrelli's was the site of one
of the worst days I've ever been on in DFW.
Let's just clarify in DFW.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
All right, well, please expound on the state liste.
Speaker 4 (01:38):
So, a friend of ours, Bose and mine, who shall
remain unnamed, she set me up with this guy from
Fort Worth.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
This was years ago.
Speaker 4 (01:48):
I was still living in Las Colinas and working at
Mixed one O two nine. And he picks me up,
and he has a fancy car. And immediately when he
picks me up, it's all about I know these people,
and I know these people, and I have this much
money one of those guys.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
Yes, So from the moment that he picked me up.
Speaker 4 (02:08):
Already, I'm like, oh man, he's one of those guys
that just is all about who he knows and how
much money he me me me, I so we go
to Terrelli's and we're having a nice dinner, but all
he does is talk about himself, and I'm just like
so tired because I was doing mornings.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
You know. Probably after about a minute and a half
you said, I got a bail out of this.
Speaker 4 (02:32):
Well, he asked, would you like to order some dessert
and I was like, no, no, that's okay. You know,
I really think I should be getting home because I
have to wake up so early in the morning.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
And he yelled at me, what do you mean you
want to go home?
Speaker 4 (02:48):
And the restaurant, yes, just silence everybody. The band there
was a nice jazz band playing. They stopped playing and
they just looked at our table.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
And this is.
Speaker 4 (02:59):
Before phones and ubers and all that stuff. So I
just like looked at him and I'm looking around and
everybody is staring and I was like, if you have
a problem with that, I'll just get a cab, no worries.
And he was like, no, no, no, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I just thought we were having a good time.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Blah blah blah blah. He's sorry, all right, and he's sorry,
son of a visit. Oh it was horrible. Well, that
certainly explains why the man is single.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
Well, why I'm single?
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Why the man is beating off right now?
Speaker 5 (03:29):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (03:29):
Man, I just I don't ever forget because that had
never happened to me where somebody yelled at me to
where this restaurant just complete silence and the band stopped
playing just to stare at us.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
So what was the other story you were thinking of? Uh?
Speaker 4 (03:44):
So that was it was a first date, and it
was that when Blue Goose used to be here on
Midway and Addison, Oh yeah, yeah. And so I met
the guy at the restaurant. He didn't pick me up
and take me out that way.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
You got an out, you said, I got to go
to the bathroom, and then you got your car.
Speaker 4 (03:58):
We met up at the restaurant and during the course
of our conversation and it was a nice, nice time.
But during the course of our conversation, he asked me
if I had a pet, and at that time I
only had a cat, and I was like, yeah, I
have a cat, and I said, what about you? And
he proceeds to get out of his pants pocket. Oh
my god, a sugar glider, which is.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
A flying squirrel.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
That's a flying squirrel, and.
Speaker 4 (04:22):
He brings it out on the table and we're a
blue goost, mind you, And I'm like, oh my god,
very cute.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
But it's a rodent.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Yeah, it's a rodent that you don't want around your food. Yeah.
So and he is it hidden in its clothes?
Speaker 4 (04:38):
No indication until apparently sugar gliders do not like to
be left at home by themselves. Oh, and like to
be in warm places. So that's why he had it
in his pants.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Oh, because his nuts were warm.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
Keeping those testicles nice and testing.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
We appreciate you being upfront, like, we don't want anyone
to think that Anna has some sort of a dating
curse going on. All of us out there that are
wading through the muck that is the singles world, we
have to deal with a lot of this kind of thing,
So it's appreciated that.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
You at least share it.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
I think it makes a lot of people that are
in dating how feel a lot better to hear stories.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
And man, I thought my story was bad.
Speaker 4 (05:20):
Just heard that, Oh my goodness, wow, yeah dang. And
I know people that have had some really bad where
they've gone into the ladies room and snuck out.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Well that's what Devra did. I think It was at
the Greenville Avenue Bar and grill. Yeah, and a guy
just wouldn't shut up about himself. She said, I got
to go to the bathroom. Her car was parked outside,
so she went out the back door and left. She
hit the escape, but she did, Yes, she did nice.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
I went on a first date with a girl. We
were going to meet at Sherlock's right down the street here.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
I've been there many times.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
We were gonna meet her. Like, okay, all right, that's yeah,
that's in my neighborhood. I'll be there at eight o'clock.
So at eight o'clock i'm there, she's not there. Eight fifteen,
she's not there. I'm like, okay, I'm gonna go ahead
and order her drink and hang out. There's a couple
of people here.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
I know. Nine o'clock she shows up. Oh wow, she's drunk.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
And I don't even get a chance to talk to her.
She grabs this guy next to her and starts kissing her.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
Oh my god, that's a one date. Debieos.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
When she just got.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
There, she just got there, was like, Hi, where have you?
Oh my god?
Speaker 3 (06:35):
Wow, she's at least she was just out of it now.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
It was like a no offense Alex. But it was
like a tequila kind of a track. And I'll tell you,
one of the worst things in the world is a
really really drunk woman because there's a lot going on there. Guy,
if a guy gets in your face, you can just
punch the shit out of it. You can't do that
(07:01):
with a woman. No, no, please, don't.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
Well check out what I did. She did that to me.
But she wasn't there alone. She was there with a
couple of girlfriends. I met one of her best friends
and she and I ended up dating for three months.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
Oh wow, take that.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
So there, it's pretty funny.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
It is hell out there, Bow. I want you all
to just hang in there and stay together. I get
the feeling you're a happily married couple and it's been
many decades now, but I'm telling you, on your worst
day as a husband and wife, well, it's better on
your side than it is on our side.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
I've had some ship that I stepped in during the relationship.
Speaker 4 (07:47):
Just because you're in a relationship doesn't mean you're happy.
I know plenty of people, so I mean, I always
say it was like my mom is in my head
all the time, and she said, God knows how he
puts things, So there's a reason why I'm single at
this time.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
God wanted you to meet a pure asshole so.
Speaker 4 (08:08):
You could know I wanted me to give Seinfeld ideas
for episodes.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Yeah, well you did and didn't even know it, right,
So true, so true.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
Yeah, you wouldn't be the great person you were with
the resilience and the style that you have if it
had been for the adverse conditions.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
Right, What doesn't Killa makes you stronger?
Speaker 3 (08:34):
Kelly Clarkson.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Kelly Clarkson's not Kellen Clarkson.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
He A Clarkson, Kill You makes You Stronger? That's her song.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
I know that's her, but shen'ing like this? No, you
know what?
Speaker 4 (08:51):
She is good friends with Seth Myers, who I adore,
and they do a thing where they like hang out
and they film it and drink all day long.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
Oh I've seen that.
Speaker 4 (09:02):
Isn't that funny? I mean they're hysterical. But yeah, Kelly Clarkson,
that's when.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
Kelly's a good girl. Plus she's a home girl.
Speaker 4 (09:11):
And she can sing her as she that kellyoke is amazing.
Speaker 3 (09:16):
Yeah, yeah, I just she's so fricking.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
Isn't she from Dallas.
Speaker 4 (09:19):
She's from from not ben Brook, what is it. Yeah,
she was getting ready to give up her dream of
being a singer, moved back to Tarrant County and then
American Idol came around and she auditioned and look at
her now.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
She was.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
Man richly deserves.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
But I guarantee is she's still trying to live down
that movie from Justin to God that was so bad.
That was I would say a piece of ship, but
that's being bad to pieces of ship.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
But that was forced upon that.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
I know they had to do it, the producers.
Speaker 4 (10:01):
Of American Idol that you know, not only did you
have to have a record deal with them, but they
were forced to make that movie. And yes, both her
and Justin Guarini were like, oh my god, this is.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
They signed over control of their career. Yeah, ah, that sucks.
I'm sure they said, you know, we got to do it.
We may as well make the best of it because
this is gonna yeah, I guess. So, although movies like
that are comical to watch, I like watching really shitty
movies just because I can look at them and say,
(10:34):
these guys really thought they were nailing something special. These
guys really believe.
Speaker 4 (10:39):
That Napoleon Dynamite was that. To me, it was not
a very good movie, but it was hysterical, you.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
Know, God.
Speaker 4 (10:49):
Gosh, She's like and you had to keep watching it
because it was just more stupid every time you watched it.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
Was it the uncle that was the football player co Rico?
Speaker 3 (10:59):
Yeah, and Pedro, but you.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
Go boldly football over the mountains. God plus for ships
and grins. Let's see who's on the phone.
Speaker 4 (11:08):
Hello, bowing them show, Good morning, y'all gonna get tired
of me calling all.
Speaker 5 (11:15):
I am so happy. I want the bird tickets. But
that's not on the same night as Zebra, is it?
Speaker 2 (11:20):
No?
Speaker 1 (11:20):
No, no? November eight? Yeah, and Zebra is a week
from Sunday.
Speaker 4 (11:26):
Oh okay, so make sure you put it on your
calendar November eighth for Bert Krysher.
Speaker 5 (11:30):
Yeah yeah, yeah, so I did that, And then I
got to think, well, when the hell is liebra? But Anna,
you were talking about boyfriends. I made a comment that
my girlfriends that want to always fix me up, it's
either an asshole or somebody that's so self centered he
doesn't even know you're sitting there.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
Well, that's kind of like an asshole too. That's that's
part of the requisition for being an asshole.
Speaker 5 (11:51):
Oh got you. But I'm not settling for anything less
than my sweetheart because he treated me and my kids
like we were little queens. High maintenance, he always told me.
But he was hot maintenance too, you know. But anyway,
and I guess that's it.
Speaker 4 (12:08):
Okay, hit the lottery with your husband. You were very,
very blessed. I only wish you had had him a
lot longer.
Speaker 5 (12:15):
Yeah. I think I'm too young to be a widow,
but that was not my plan. So geez, it is
well with my soul. All right, Well, Friday, not.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
At you got it. Let's see who else we got? Hello,
both of them?
Speaker 6 (12:28):
Showy Stehn here man, I'll turn your home has been
messed up yet, hold of you.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
You're doing pretty good.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
That's a pretty good connection we got from you. We
can make you out pretty good today. We've definitely had
worse days.
Speaker 3 (12:47):
Ye ways, are you ready for Easter?
Speaker 4 (12:49):
Steve?
Speaker 6 (12:51):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (12:52):
I spend my frame with Luke.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
Yeah, it's going to rain. I think Saturday, literally Sunday.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
You know what I'm gonna do for Easter. I'm gonna
paint both my nuts like Easter.
Speaker 4 (13:03):
Eggs cheaper than real eggs.
Speaker 3 (13:09):
And are you gonna hide them from gebra?
Speaker 1 (13:11):
They're already hidden right now?
Speaker 3 (13:16):
Did you hear that, Steve? Leave it to bow.
Speaker 4 (13:20):
He's gonna put dye on his jewels, as Alex ray
Mundo called.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
Them, one pink and one blue. Is that what you're
gonna do? No, I'm gonna paint them like a fabrige egg. Oh,
you're gonna get detailed.
Speaker 3 (13:32):
Here we go.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
It's they're gonna clang together when I walk, real face. No,
they won't be making that.
Speaker 3 (13:46):
They're hollow.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
That sounds like a helicopter flying over do the helicopter. Helicopter.
I don't want to do that in here. If I
take it out, this whole room would get done. God
save us, Steve. We can't be helped or saved at
(14:07):
this point.
Speaker 3 (14:09):
Well, I hope you have a happy Easter, Steve.
Speaker 4 (14:12):
Yeah, I heard about your bad days.
Speaker 6 (14:14):
That's bad day.
Speaker 4 (14:16):
Yeah, you know I survived. You know?
Speaker 1 (14:20):
You know what do you like that?
Speaker 4 (14:22):
I'm gonna I'm a nice person, you know.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
So sometimes you gotta kiss a lot of frogs to
find your prince.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
You go, I'm a score, I'm a scorpio. I'm a
last person raised, well, we just got to keep fighting.
I'm did a good job with you.
Speaker 3 (14:42):
We're gonna have to ask Godfrey.
Speaker 4 (14:43):
Godfrey the comedian is coming in tomorrow, Steve, and we'll
have to ask him because he always talks about his
cousins from Nigeria.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
Oh yeah, and how they go.
Speaker 4 (14:51):
And they want to go clubbing with him, and that
they're always just inappropriate with the women, and they always go,
I am a prince, a.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
Prince, you want sucky? Sucky?
Speaker 4 (15:08):
I am currently a cab driver trying to earn money
for my kingdom.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
So we could call tomorrow good godfreed Friday if we
wanted to, if we wanted to be total.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
Well then what about Zilt. We don't want to diss him.
Speaker 3 (15:20):
Oh he gets Zilt, he gets Zilch.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
There you go.
Speaker 4 (15:25):
He's a sweetheart though we've known Zilt forever.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
Yeah. Yeah, well listen, Steve, we got to run man,
keep it straight, brother, all right, take care? Okay before
we go.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
Yes, I want to mention my Saturday gig. It's a
car show. It is pretty cool. It's out in Walnut Springs,
which is just south of where Fossil Rim is. Is
that the Yeah, it's it's it's the Walnut Springs Car
Show sponsored by Gimme the VN. Pat Green is going
to play live Saturday and Sunday. This is rain or Shine.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
Yeah, Richard rawling is going to be there. And you
know he likes to do shots too. He's famous for that. Well,
we actually had him in here one time. Really he
was a dick.
Speaker 4 (16:04):
He was.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
He was a complete dick. I thought he was like
this nice dude that like the bar. Well, he thought
he was the coolest guy in the building as soon
as he walked in and all I asked, and whenever
we have somebody in here live, just play along, you know,
go with the flow.
Speaker 3 (16:23):
It's a party in here. We just want you to
hang out.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
This guy was a pube. And after he left, like
two months later, no maybe three months later, his people
called said, Richard Rawlings Walter come on the show again,
and we said, sorry, but we're booked, see you next time.
Six months after that they called again, Richard Rawlings really
(16:47):
wants to be on the show. And I had to
put the brakes on right here. He was a meani
by this son. No, that's that's he wasn't a meanie,
but he was a asshole, a big brown sphinkter about
this big We might have to pull that audio just
to review it. You know. Well if you see him
(17:08):
telling him, I said, go fuck you. Ye.
Speaker 2 (17:11):
Well, apart from Richard Rawlings being there, No Spring's Classic
Car show Pat Green Line for two days, that's really cool.
And then listen to some of the cars you're going
to be lined up out there. First of all, George
Jones personal pickup.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
I did the commercials for that. Oh you did, okay? Good? Yeah.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
And then they've got Paul Newin's Ferrari, and they've got
a classic, very rare cart classic fifty three Corvette, the
third one ever sold to the public. And that's just
some of the cars. This is gonna be a big deal.
Speaker 1 (17:40):
John Claywolf, we said.
Speaker 3 (17:42):
Hey, and you said rain or Shine. Huh.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
Yes, it is going on rain or Shine.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
That includes the Pat Green concerts and it's an all
weekend thing. But we're gonna be out there. Lone Star
will be out there Saturday two to four.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
Okay, now we know, come on, all right, we gotta
go because we got a nap waiting. Honestly, yes, I'm right,
He'll always calling me. But we'll be back tomorrow, uh
with Godfrey playing the Addison improv and Ziltch the Tory
Stellar from Scarborough Renaissance Festival. We usuld call it Scarborough Fair,
but they prefer Scarborough Renaissance Festival. Scarborough.
Speaker 3 (18:17):
Bet you to say it that way. As you take
a bite of that turkey.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
Leg, a turkey leg. It's hard to look cool when
you're eating a turkey leg.
Speaker 2 (18:26):
You know, you just gotta throw down. You gotta do
it just like they did back in the medieval times.
They just grab their food.
Speaker 4 (18:34):
Fects me grog, he got it, Siah.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
Okay, we gotta get out of here, getting out of here.
We'll see tomorrow by Friday,
It's the after show decompression session, doing what they do best,
clapping their gums. Okay, oh my god, we're back, We're back.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
I guess we've got to be careful when we start
these because of the minute and change delay.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Uh huh. Sometimes a comment or just will get in
here and they'll go.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
You guys just started the after show, but you're still
talking on the FM for a second.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Well, see, that's because what we say on the FM has.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
What a forty second delay?
Speaker 1 (00:30):
No, I think it's about twice that. I think it's
about and a half. Yeah, well, that's one reason when
I do a contest, I want to stretch it out,
like playing the theme from Gambit today. I wanted to
stretch it out so you can have a chance to
hear it because there is a delay on what we
say and when you hear what we say.
Speaker 4 (00:49):
So many people are listening on the iHeartRadio app. And
by the way, if you are, make sure you put
us number one on your preset for that iHeart.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Please and thank you. We appreciate that.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
So it's Bailey's birthday weekend and tomorrow night, you guys
are going to Terrelli's, which is a fabulous restaurant.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Yeah in forever?
Speaker 4 (01:09):
Did you already get Bailey? Or did Debrah already get
Bailey her birthday present? Oh?
Speaker 3 (01:12):
Yeah, yeah, you can't tell us.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
She knows exactly what Bailey needs. Oh she does.
Speaker 4 (01:17):
Oh yeah, those two are like best friends. I love
the relationship that Deborah and Bailey.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Yeah, yeah, that's awesome.
Speaker 4 (01:25):
So I mentioned that Terrelli's was the site of one
of the worst days I've ever been on in DFW.
Let's just clarify in DFW.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
All right, well, please expound on the state liste.
Speaker 4 (01:38):
So, a friend of ours, Bose and mine, who shall
remain unnamed, she set me up with this guy from
Fort Worth.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
This was years ago.
Speaker 4 (01:48):
I was still living in Las Colinas and working at
Mixed one O two nine. And he picks me up,
and he has a fancy car. And immediately when he
picks me up, it's all about I know these people,
and I know these people, and I have this much
money one of those guys.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
Yes, So from the moment that he picked me up.
Speaker 4 (02:08):
Already, I'm like, oh man, he's one of those guys
that just is all about who he knows and how
much money he me me me, I so we go
to Terrelli's and we're having a nice dinner, but all
he does is talk about himself, and I'm just like
so tired because I was doing mornings.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
You know. Probably after about a minute and a half
you said, I got a bail out of this.
Speaker 4 (02:32):
Well, he asked, would you like to order some dessert
and I was like, no, no, that's okay. You know,
I really think I should be getting home because I
have to wake up so early in the morning.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
And he yelled at me, what do you mean you
want to go home?
Speaker 4 (02:48):
And the restaurant, yes, just silence everybody. The band there
was a nice jazz band playing. They stopped playing and
they just looked at our table.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
And this is.
Speaker 4 (02:59):
Before phones and ubers and all that stuff. So I
just like looked at him and I'm looking around and
everybody is staring and I was like, if you have
a problem with that, I'll just get a cab, no worries.
And he was like, no, no, no, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I just thought we were having a good time.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Blah blah blah blah. He's sorry, all right, and he's sorry,
son of a visit. Oh it was horrible. Well, that
certainly explains why the man is single.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
Well, why I'm single?
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Why the man is beating off right now?
Speaker 5 (03:29):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (03:29):
Man, I just I don't ever forget because that had
never happened to me where somebody yelled at me to
where this restaurant just complete silence and the band stopped
playing just to stare at us.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
So what was the other story you were thinking of? Uh?
Speaker 4 (03:44):
So that was it was a first date, and it
was that when Blue Goose used to be here on
Midway and Addison, Oh yeah, yeah. And so I met
the guy at the restaurant. He didn't pick me up
and take me out that way.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
You got an out, you said, I got to go
to the bathroom, and then you got your car.
Speaker 4 (03:58):
We met up at the restaurant and during the course
of our conversation and it was a nice, nice time.
But during the course of our conversation, he asked me
if I had a pet, and at that time I
only had a cat, and I was like, yeah, I
have a cat, and I said, what about you? And
he proceeds to get out of his pants pocket. Oh
my god, a sugar glider, which is.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
A flying squirrel.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
That's a flying squirrel, and.
Speaker 4 (04:22):
He brings it out on the table and we're a
blue goost, mind you, And I'm like, oh my god,
very cute.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
But it's a rodent.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Yeah, it's a rodent that you don't want around your food. Yeah.
So and he is it hidden in its clothes?
Speaker 4 (04:38):
No indication until apparently sugar gliders do not like to
be left at home by themselves. Oh, and like to
be in warm places. So that's why he had it
in his pants.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Oh, because his nuts were warm.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
Keeping those testicles nice and testing.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
We appreciate you being upfront, like, we don't want anyone
to think that Anna has some sort of a dating
curse going on. All of us out there that are
wading through the muck that is the singles world, we
have to deal with a lot of this kind of thing,
So it's appreciated that.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
You at least share it.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
I think it makes a lot of people that are
in dating how feel a lot better to hear stories.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
And man, I thought my story was bad.
Speaker 4 (05:20):
Just heard that, Oh my goodness, wow, yeah dang. And
I know people that have had some really bad where
they've gone into the ladies room and snuck out.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Well that's what Devra did. I think It was at
the Greenville Avenue Bar and grill. Yeah, and a guy
just wouldn't shut up about himself. She said, I got
to go to the bathroom. Her car was parked outside,
so she went out the back door and left. She
hit the escape, but she did, Yes, she did nice.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
I went on a first date with a girl. We
were going to meet at Sherlock's right down the street here.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
I've been there many times.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
We were gonna meet her. Like, okay, all right, that's yeah,
that's in my neighborhood. I'll be there at eight o'clock.
So at eight o'clock i'm there, she's not there. Eight fifteen,
she's not there. I'm like, okay, I'm gonna go ahead
and order her drink and hang out. There's a couple
of people here.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
I know. Nine o'clock she shows up. Oh wow, she's drunk.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
And I don't even get a chance to talk to her.
She grabs this guy next to her and starts kissing her.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
Oh my god, that's a one date. Debieos.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
When she just got.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
There, she just got there, was like, Hi, where have you?
Oh my god?
Speaker 3 (06:35):
Wow, she's at least she was just out of it now.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
It was like a no offense Alex. But it was
like a tequila kind of a track. And I'll tell you,
one of the worst things in the world is a
really really drunk woman because there's a lot going on there. Guy,
if a guy gets in your face, you can just
punch the shit out of it. You can't do that
(07:01):
with a woman. No, no, please, don't.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
Well check out what I did. She did that to me.
But she wasn't there alone. She was there with a
couple of girlfriends. I met one of her best friends
and she and I ended up dating for three months.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
Oh wow, take that.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
So there, it's pretty funny.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
It is hell out there, Bow. I want you all
to just hang in there and stay together. I get
the feeling you're a happily married couple and it's been
many decades now, but I'm telling you, on your worst
day as a husband and wife, well, it's better on
your side than it is on our side.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
I've had some ship that I stepped in during the relationship.
Speaker 4 (07:47):
Just because you're in a relationship doesn't mean you're happy.
I know plenty of people, so I mean, I always
say it was like my mom is in my head
all the time, and she said, God knows how he
puts things, So there's a reason why I'm single at
this time.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
God wanted you to meet a pure asshole so.
Speaker 4 (08:08):
You could know I wanted me to give Seinfeld ideas
for episodes.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Yeah, well you did and didn't even know it, right,
So true, so true.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
Yeah, you wouldn't be the great person you were with
the resilience and the style that you have if it
had been for the adverse conditions.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
Right, What doesn't Killa makes you stronger?
Speaker 3 (08:34):
Kelly Clarkson.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Kelly Clarkson's not Kellen Clarkson.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
He A Clarkson, Kill You makes You Stronger? That's her song.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
I know that's her, but shen'ing like this? No, you
know what?
Speaker 4 (08:51):
She is good friends with Seth Myers, who I adore,
and they do a thing where they like hang out
and they film it and drink all day long.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
Oh I've seen that.
Speaker 4 (09:02):
Isn't that funny? I mean they're hysterical. But yeah, Kelly Clarkson,
that's when.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
Kelly's a good girl. Plus she's a home girl.
Speaker 4 (09:11):
And she can sing her as she that kellyoke is amazing.
Speaker 3 (09:16):
Yeah, yeah, I just she's so fricking.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
Isn't she from Dallas.
Speaker 4 (09:19):
She's from from not ben Brook, what is it. Yeah,
she was getting ready to give up her dream of
being a singer, moved back to Tarrant County and then
American Idol came around and she auditioned and look at
her now.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
She was.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
Man richly deserves.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
But I guarantee is she's still trying to live down
that movie from Justin to God that was so bad.
That was I would say a piece of ship, but
that's being bad to pieces of ship.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
But that was forced upon that.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
I know they had to do it, the producers.
Speaker 4 (10:01):
Of American Idol that you know, not only did you
have to have a record deal with them, but they
were forced to make that movie. And yes, both her
and Justin Guarini were like, oh my god, this is.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
They signed over control of their career. Yeah, ah, that sucks.
I'm sure they said, you know, we got to do it.
We may as well make the best of it because
this is gonna yeah, I guess. So, although movies like
that are comical to watch, I like watching really shitty
movies just because I can look at them and say,
(10:34):
these guys really thought they were nailing something special. These
guys really believe.
Speaker 4 (10:39):
That Napoleon Dynamite was that. To me, it was not
a very good movie, but it was hysterical, you.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
Know, God.
Speaker 4 (10:49):
Gosh, She's like and you had to keep watching it
because it was just more stupid every time you watched it.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
Was it the uncle that was the football player co Rico?
Speaker 3 (10:59):
Yeah, and Pedro, but you.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
Go boldly football over the mountains. God plus for ships
and grins. Let's see who's on the phone.
Speaker 4 (11:08):
Hello, bowing them show, Good morning, y'all gonna get tired
of me calling all.
Speaker 5 (11:15):
I am so happy. I want the bird tickets. But
that's not on the same night as Zebra, is it?
Speaker 2 (11:20):
No?
Speaker 1 (11:20):
No, no? November eight? Yeah, and Zebra is a week
from Sunday.
Speaker 4 (11:26):
Oh okay, so make sure you put it on your
calendar November eighth for Bert Krysher.
Speaker 5 (11:30):
Yeah yeah, yeah, so I did that, And then I
got to think, well, when the hell is liebra? But Anna,
you were talking about boyfriends. I made a comment that
my girlfriends that want to always fix me up, it's
either an asshole or somebody that's so self centered he
doesn't even know you're sitting there.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
Well, that's kind of like an asshole too. That's that's
part of the requisition for being an asshole.
Speaker 5 (11:51):
Oh got you. But I'm not settling for anything less
than my sweetheart because he treated me and my kids
like we were little queens. High maintenance, he always told me.
But he was hot maintenance too, you know. But anyway,
and I guess that's it.
Speaker 4 (12:08):
Okay, hit the lottery with your husband. You were very,
very blessed. I only wish you had had him a
lot longer.
Speaker 5 (12:15):
Yeah. I think I'm too young to be a widow,
but that was not my plan. So geez, it is
well with my soul. All right, Well, Friday, not.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
At you got it. Let's see who else we got? Hello,
both of them?
Speaker 6 (12:28):
Showy Stehn here man, I'll turn your home has been
messed up yet, hold of you.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
You're doing pretty good.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
That's a pretty good connection we got from you. We
can make you out pretty good today. We've definitely had
worse days.
Speaker 3 (12:47):
Ye ways, are you ready for Easter?
Speaker 4 (12:49):
Steve?
Speaker 6 (12:51):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (12:52):
I spend my frame with Luke.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
Yeah, it's going to rain. I think Saturday, literally Sunday.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
You know what I'm gonna do for Easter. I'm gonna
paint both my nuts like Easter.
Speaker 4 (13:03):
Eggs cheaper than real eggs.
Speaker 3 (13:09):
And are you gonna hide them from gebra?
Speaker 1 (13:11):
They're already hidden right now?
Speaker 3 (13:16):
Did you hear that, Steve? Leave it to bow.
Speaker 4 (13:20):
He's gonna put dye on his jewels, as Alex ray
Mundo called.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
Them, one pink and one blue. Is that what you're
gonna do? No, I'm gonna paint them like a fabrige egg. Oh,
you're gonna get detailed.
Speaker 3 (13:32):
Here we go.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
It's they're gonna clang together when I walk, real face. No,
they won't be making that.
Speaker 3 (13:46):
They're hollow.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
That sounds like a helicopter flying over do the helicopter. Helicopter.
I don't want to do that in here. If I
take it out, this whole room would get done. God
save us, Steve. We can't be helped or saved at
(14:07):
this point.
Speaker 3 (14:09):
Well, I hope you have a happy Easter, Steve.
Speaker 4 (14:12):
Yeah, I heard about your bad days.
Speaker 6 (14:14):
That's bad day.
Speaker 4 (14:16):
Yeah, you know I survived. You know?
Speaker 1 (14:20):
You know what do you like that?
Speaker 4 (14:22):
I'm gonna I'm a nice person, you know.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
So sometimes you gotta kiss a lot of frogs to
find your prince.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
You go, I'm a score, I'm a scorpio. I'm a
last person raised, well, we just got to keep fighting.
I'm did a good job with you.
Speaker 3 (14:42):
We're gonna have to ask Godfrey.
Speaker 4 (14:43):
Godfrey the comedian is coming in tomorrow, Steve, and we'll
have to ask him because he always talks about his
cousins from Nigeria.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
Oh yeah, and how they go.
Speaker 4 (14:51):
And they want to go clubbing with him, and that
they're always just inappropriate with the women, and they always go,
I am a prince, a.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
Prince, you want sucky? Sucky?
Speaker 4 (15:08):
I am currently a cab driver trying to earn money
for my kingdom.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
So we could call tomorrow good godfreed Friday if we
wanted to, if we wanted to be total.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
Well then what about Zilt. We don't want to diss him.
Speaker 3 (15:20):
Oh he gets Zilt, he gets Zilch.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
There you go.
Speaker 4 (15:25):
He's a sweetheart though we've known Zilt forever.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
Yeah. Yeah, well listen, Steve, we got to run man,
keep it straight, brother, all right, take care? Okay before
we go.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
Yes, I want to mention my Saturday gig. It's a
car show. It is pretty cool. It's out in Walnut Springs,
which is just south of where Fossil Rim is. Is
that the Yeah, it's it's it's the Walnut Springs Car
Show sponsored by Gimme the VN. Pat Green is going
to play live Saturday and Sunday. This is rain or Shine.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
Yeah, Richard rawling is going to be there. And you
know he likes to do shots too. He's famous for that. Well,
we actually had him in here one time. Really he
was a dick.
Speaker 4 (16:04):
He was.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
He was a complete dick. I thought he was like
this nice dude that like the bar. Well, he thought
he was the coolest guy in the building as soon
as he walked in and all I asked, and whenever
we have somebody in here live, just play along, you know,
go with the flow.
Speaker 3 (16:23):
It's a party in here. We just want you to
hang out.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
This guy was a pube. And after he left, like
two months later, no maybe three months later, his people
called said, Richard Rawlings Walter come on the show again,
and we said, sorry, but we're booked, see you next time.
Six months after that they called again, Richard Rawlings really
(16:47):
wants to be on the show. And I had to
put the brakes on right here. He was a meani
by this son. No, that's that's he wasn't a meanie,
but he was a asshole, a big brown sphinkter about
this big We might have to pull that audio just
to review it. You know. Well if you see him
(17:08):
telling him, I said, go fuck you. Ye.
Speaker 2 (17:11):
Well, apart from Richard Rawlings being there, No Spring's Classic
Car show Pat Green Line for two days, that's really cool.
And then listen to some of the cars you're going
to be lined up out there. First of all, George
Jones personal pickup.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
I did the commercials for that. Oh you did, okay? Good? Yeah.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
And then they've got Paul Newin's Ferrari, and they've got
a classic, very rare cart classic fifty three Corvette, the
third one ever sold to the public. And that's just
some of the cars. This is gonna be a big deal.
Speaker 1 (17:40):
John Claywolf, we said.
Speaker 3 (17:42):
Hey, and you said rain or Shine. Huh.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
Yes, it is going on rain or Shine.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
That includes the Pat Green concerts and it's an all
weekend thing. But we're gonna be out there. Lone Star
will be out there Saturday two to four.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
Okay, now we know, come on, all right, we gotta
go because we got a nap waiting. Honestly, yes, I'm right,
He'll always calling me. But we'll be back tomorrow, uh
with Godfrey playing the Addison improv and Ziltch the Tory
Stellar from Scarborough Renaissance Festival. We usuld call it Scarborough Fair,
but they prefer Scarborough Renaissance Festival. Scarborough.
Speaker 3 (18:17):
Bet you to say it that way. As you take
a bite of that turkey.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
Leg, a turkey leg. It's hard to look cool when
you're eating a turkey leg.
Speaker 2 (18:26):
You know, you just gotta throw down. You gotta do
it just like they did back in the medieval times.
They just grab their food.
Speaker 4 (18:34):
Fects me grog, he got it, Siah.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
Okay, we gotta get out of here, getting out of here.
We'll see tomorrow by Friday,
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