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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's the after show decompression session, doing what they do best,
glabbing their gums.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
And there it is another beautiful day out the window.
After we started our morning watching lightning.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
Yeah right, we had a bunch of storms moved through
and there's still a chance of more scattered showers and
thunderstorms today tonight into tomorrow.
Speaker 4 (00:22):
Well, you know, in springtime in.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Texas time, do you all keeping an eye under windshield
wiper blades?
Speaker 5 (00:29):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Yeah, you ever been caught in the rain. It's screwed.
Your wiper blades don't work anymore. They're all falling apart.
Speaker 5 (00:35):
And yes, oh.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
Man, whenever I get my oil change, they always check
the wiper blades, so if they ever have to be changed,
they change in before it gets too bad.
Speaker 6 (00:44):
Well, you know, because my visor, you know that the
windshield juice.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Yeah, window cleaner.
Speaker 6 (00:53):
The motor has gone out in my cuh, I gotta
get it fixed. But that means if I'm driving in
its rain and somebody splashes mud on the windshield, I'm
dumb screwed all over to the side of the road
and wipe it off my fill.
Speaker 5 (01:08):
Oh you got that truck. It's just a minor little thing.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
But does it make that noise.
Speaker 6 (01:15):
No, it doesn't make any more. It just doesn't do ship.
Speaker 4 (01:19):
But there's still cleaning fluid in there.
Speaker 5 (01:22):
Yeah, it just won't pump.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
Do you remember the good old days when you used
to be able to go fill up your gas at
the gas They wiped the windshield, they checked your tires,
checked the oil.
Speaker 4 (01:33):
That was real good old There was.
Speaker 6 (01:34):
An Almond Brothers album called Wipe the Windows, Check the Oil.
Speaker 5 (01:38):
Dollars.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
Yeah, dollar gas. I don't remember that. That's been way
too long.
Speaker 5 (01:45):
That's way before some of you kids.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Times when that album was brand new. A dollar could
get you over a gallon of gas the car.
Speaker 5 (01:54):
It'll get you home. You know, you're on fumes. Not anymore.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
And there was a place in North Dallas over by
Jesuit a gas station, and I wonder if they still do.
But they do the full service. Oh really, Yeah, where
you like cross over that little hose and it goes
ding ding and then they come out running.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Mister serviceman comes out.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
I also remember when I was little and we would
go to the gas station and if you did so
many fill ups, they would give you like free glasses
or pots and pans.
Speaker 5 (02:25):
Yeah, they give some stupid shit away.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Yeah, now I'm picturing Navi and Johnson.
Speaker 5 (02:30):
You want a free open many Do you ever work
at a gas station?
Speaker 2 (02:37):
No?
Speaker 5 (02:37):
I did for three summers in a row. I hated.
Speaker 4 (02:42):
And what did you do? Did you fill up the gas?
Speaker 6 (02:45):
I wiped the windows, check the oil and put in
a dollar age three. But but I also our filling station.
It was an inco station.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
And.
Speaker 6 (02:58):
Uh, I would have to go in because they would
wash trucks for all these truck drivers, and they would
wash the outside and everything. But guess who had to
get in the cab in the middle of summer teenage
bo Roberts and wipe everything down.
Speaker 4 (03:15):
All the bodily fluids.
Speaker 6 (03:16):
Ooh, well, if every bodily fluids, I didn't know about it,
and I don't want to know about it.
Speaker 4 (03:22):
Oh no, nest.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Yeah, I'm guessing the inside of a trucker's cab in
the summertime probably smell like spoiled meat.
Speaker 6 (03:28):
Well, but also the guy that was the boss of
the gas station would come in and open the door
and look around. You gotta get that part over here
a little bit better. That looks like shit, you know.
Speaker 5 (03:39):
Oh my god.
Speaker 4 (03:41):
I'm impressed. Three summers in a row.
Speaker 5 (03:43):
Summers in a row.
Speaker 4 (03:44):
Now, didn't you also work for your dad's company, Yes.
Speaker 6 (03:47):
Sir, Oil City Iron Works. That was two summers in
a row.
Speaker 4 (03:52):
That was the best job ever.
Speaker 5 (03:53):
Huh that was the shittiest. Oh my god, I'm lucked out.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
I never really had to do any nasty You didn't
really have to do. I mean, some people kind of
are grossed out when I tell him that I was
a dental assistant for my friend's dad, who was a
dentist in Edinburgh, Texas.
Speaker 5 (04:11):
Well when you tell him you should be picking.
Speaker 4 (04:14):
No, because they freak out there. Eh, bad bread.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
You had to do it, and it paid really well
for a high school student, and then I paid my
way through college until my junior year when I got
into radio. But I paid my way through college by
working as a dental assistant. And then I also worked
for the School of Business for ut pan Am because
my dad was a professor and I started right after
(04:40):
he died, and so the dean of the School Business
gave me a job to work at the university and
work in the front office. So like I would answer phones,
I would make mimeograph copies and I would smell the paper.
Speaker 5 (04:54):
But you never grunt all. It's guys are the ones
that get grown. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Anna, back then, dental assistants didn't have anything covering up
their nose or mouth, right. No, you were just going
in raw.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
Very clean because like I had to clean the rooms
and I had to make sure that all the equipment
was sterilized. So you learn all about how to be
as clean as possible.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
But you could smell things like bad breath and rotten
gums and all that would hit your nose.
Speaker 5 (05:23):
Huh.
Speaker 6 (05:23):
Yeah, what time you had a tooth drill because that
smell and you see smoke coming.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Out of burning smell. I had something close. I regularly
go and get my gums lasered to make sure that
laser at the edge of the gums where it meets
the tooth, to make sure that that's all super healthy.
My dentist goes in and uses a laser and they
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zap the very top of your gums where it ends
on your tooth, and that keeps healthy growth going, and
it keeps you from turning into Who was the actor
that had terrible bad breath way back in the day,
Clark Gable.
Speaker 6 (06:04):
Leslie Nielsen, Leslie Nielsen We had Leslie Nielsen in person
one time, and Jim and I would look at each other,
go God.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
Leslie Nielsen, bad breath and a farder.
Speaker 5 (06:16):
Yeah, a legendary fart.
Speaker 6 (06:18):
That's because Leslie Nielsen didn't give a shit. I can't
believe you get your gums lasered.
Speaker 4 (06:25):
To word off periodonal disease. You don't lose your teeth?
Speaker 5 (06:29):
Oh yeah, well open Wine.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
The movie with Dustin Hoffman who with Laurence Olivier where
he drilled.
Speaker 6 (06:44):
Oh that was Marathon Man's great ass movie too?
Speaker 5 (06:50):
Really is yeah? Man?
Speaker 4 (06:52):
Did you know Dennis had like the highest suicide rate?
Speaker 5 (06:54):
Is it safe? It's just not fun work?
Speaker 3 (06:57):
I bet it. But it's grueling kind of which I
had become a dentist instead of being a radio persop.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
It to quote Peter Griffin, death creep sanding through their dumbins.
Speaker 5 (07:08):
You know, so you got to be healthy.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Oh, Corsicantic Code has a course kind of question for you.
Speaker 5 (07:13):
Okay, did you not used to.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Work at a French's Texico?
Speaker 5 (07:18):
No?
Speaker 6 (07:19):
But I had a friend whose dad was the manager
of a Texico, and I worked at the very first
and only head shop in Corsicana that I knew yes,
and preachers would come in from various churches wanting to
preach the Lord to me because he thought we were
selling drugs, which of course we weren't.
Speaker 5 (07:39):
But that was behind the building so many accessories for pots.
You have to ask the special.
Speaker 4 (07:45):
Permis, what did your mom think when you worked at
the headshop.
Speaker 5 (07:48):
She didn't care. She was cool, cool, he got a job, dammit.
Speaker 6 (07:53):
But I'd sit there all day when nobody would come
in and read underground comics. I could tell you just
about every fabulous furry freak Brothers deal that was ever written.
Nice that, and uh God, who is the other wonder
wart Hog?
Speaker 5 (08:10):
Some of y'all don't remember Wonderwater, but I do now.
Speaker 4 (08:13):
I want to google Wonder.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
We need to get you set up to do some
appearances at comic book shows.
Speaker 5 (08:18):
I think that don't work.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
You'd be a perfect fit.
Speaker 4 (08:20):
I used to God, it's just the cutest thing ever.
Speaker 5 (08:24):
Wonder wart Hog, Wonder.
Speaker 6 (08:31):
They were in Mister Natural cartoon. You've seen Mister Natural,
the guy that looks where the keep on trucking thing
comes from. That's mister Natural. I would sit there and
read every underground comic we had.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
I read Star Wars Richie rich and I read a
weird one called Flaming Carrot Flaming care. Oh, this guy's
on drugs.
Speaker 6 (08:53):
This guy wants to be a porn star.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
I loved Fantastic four, Comic Man, Captain America.
Speaker 4 (09:03):
Oh my god, yeah, I love the Four.
Speaker 5 (09:06):
Those are all in the Marvel universe.
Speaker 6 (09:08):
You also had the DC universe Batman, Superman, Man Man, and.
Speaker 5 (09:12):
My favorite was green Lander.
Speaker 4 (09:15):
That was your favorite?
Speaker 5 (09:16):
Green Lander?
Speaker 4 (09:16):
Now you have the shirt that goes with green.
Speaker 5 (09:18):
Oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 6 (09:19):
And he would he had to charge his power ring
every twenty four hours or something, and he'd stick it
in this lantern and he'd go in brightest day and
blackest night. No evil shall escape my side. Let those
who worship evils might beware my power green lanterns light.
I still remember that shit.
Speaker 4 (09:39):
And what did you have for dinner last night? Don't
remember that?
Speaker 5 (09:43):
Something green pea green soup.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
You know they're doing a new Fantastic four movie. They
just put the trailer out last week.
Speaker 6 (09:51):
It looks pretty good, but I mean, how long you're
gonna kick a dead horse?
Speaker 5 (09:55):
Go do it?
Speaker 6 (09:56):
Do another Daredevil movie. There's supposed to be one that's
on Netflix.
Speaker 5 (10:00):
Or something.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
Did you see the original one with Ben Affleck and
Jennifer Garner.
Speaker 5 (10:03):
Yeah, it was It was okay, you know.
Speaker 3 (10:06):
I saw it for the first time because we were
taking one of those luxury buses from Portabayata to Wadalahata
and they were showing Daredevil and we were so excited.
And then they were showing it in Spanish, which I
grew up watching a lot of shows that were in
English but in Spanish. Yeah, and it was always so
weird and seeing Daredevil Ben Affleck, I've noting, Hey, I
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give you a name, how.
Speaker 5 (10:33):
Do you say Kingpin? And span that I don't know?
Speaker 6 (10:37):
Okay, because that was his nemesis, Kingpin. Let's just see
who's on the phone.
Speaker 5 (10:43):
Oh God, to go through Hello, vowing them show.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
I can still remember the opening monologue from the Odd
Couple if that means anything.
Speaker 5 (10:53):
Oh yeah, let's hear it. Let's hear it, and I'll
go you one better, go ahead, go ahead.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
On November thirteen, Felix Hunger was asked to remove himself
from his place of residence. That request came from his wife.
Deep down, he knew she was right, but he also
knew that one day he would return to her. With
nowhere else to go, he appeared at the home of
his childhood friend Oscar Madison. Several years earlier. Madison's wife
had thrown him out, requesting that he never returned. Can
two divorced men share an apartment without driving each other crazy?
Speaker 5 (11:21):
Damn?
Speaker 4 (11:24):
I wish he had had music underneath you?
Speaker 5 (11:29):
Yes?
Speaker 6 (11:30):
Did you see the movie The Odd Couple before the
series came out?
Speaker 5 (11:33):
That was really good?
Speaker 3 (11:34):
Walter Matho Yes, and Tony Randall Jack Lemon, Jack Lemon.
Speaker 6 (11:40):
Tony Randall was in the TV show Yes, Yes, Okay, Okay,
Now I've I've done this before and I don't know
why the fuck I still remember this as a kid.
But there used to be commercials for Crest toothpaste and
the guy that would hold the toothpaste would turn it
around and show what the American Dental Association said. It said,
(12:03):
Crest has been shown to be a prof Wait, Crest
has been shown to be a perfective decay preventive jennifice
when used in a conscientiously applied program of oral hygiene
and regular professional care. Look on your Crest tube.
Speaker 4 (12:18):
And we wrap it up with the bow going back
to teeth.
Speaker 5 (12:25):
Full circle. No I'm not.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
No.
Speaker 6 (12:31):
Actually, you did better because yours had more words than.
Speaker 5 (12:33):
Yeah, you guys were a co headliner. That was all
really entertaining.
Speaker 6 (12:37):
I enjoyed that, and it'll do us do us no
good whatsoever.
Speaker 5 (12:42):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (12:43):
Maybe it encouraged somebody to go brush their teeth right now.
Speaker 5 (12:46):
Some people need to go brush their teeth.
Speaker 4 (12:48):
Well, Matt, you have a good one.
Speaker 5 (12:50):
You got it, man.
Speaker 6 (12:52):
We'll see you tomorrow and wish us luck on whose
song is it anyway, because we're totally.
Speaker 5 (12:57):
Flying blind right now. That's right, all right, we'll say
you don't borrow that