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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's the after show decompression session, doing what they do best,
glabbing their gums. Alright, then, all right, we're back.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
I am so ready to kick off this weekend. It's
been a busy week, Yes it has.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
It's been very busy.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
And I've had to wake up extra early. I know
it's nothing to you, bo, but my bestie and Dallas,
is out of town with her family and they're doing
their summer vacation. So I'm dog sitting because she always
dog sits for me. Yeah, So I'm taking care of
her pets, which means that I have to wake up
fifteen minutes earlier than I normally do because before I
hit the road to come to work, I'm going to
(00:37):
take care of her dogs, make sure that everything's good,
play with them a little bit, feed them, and then
come to work. And then after I leave here, I'm
going checking on her dogs, playing with them a little.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Bit, cleaning up the snausages that may be left on
the road.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
They're really good. They use their dog door the dogs
and the cats.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Yeah, once they get that down, they're real good pets. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
I'm not big. I have a dog door that I
had for Jasper, but I've blocked it off because the
cat learned how to do it, and the cat even
knows how to unlock the door so that she can
still get through. And we have coyotes in the neighborhood.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Oh, you got to watch out for them.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Yeah, coyotes and bobcats. So I'm like the dog door
is blocked.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
I used to see them all the time when I
would drive to work, but now I hardly see him anymore. Really,
every once in a while I see that.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
I still see them over by the racetrack. I don't
know if they're getting you know, some iced tea or
you know, some snacks or what, but they're always by
the racetrack by my house.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Yeah, they always come in and say.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Who they're really scrawning. A lot of the coyotes that
I've seen too, are mangy.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
Well, not only are there coyotes skinny enough to get
through a doggy door, but there's thieves, hungry, desperate thieves
that are skinny and small enough to get through a
doggy door too. I used to see into my own
house through the doggy door when I was a high
schooler if I didn't have my key or something I
knew I could get in that way.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
You didn't hear the story of Gunther Purpose, and you
still do that.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
I remember that story.
Speaker 4 (02:13):
But oh, is that where you got stuck?
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Yes, he got stuck with his ass out in the street,
and some near do well young punks came and pulled
his pants down, stuck a flower between his butt sheets,
and then started throwing pennies trying to stick them between.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
One of my favorite stories ever from the Freaking Fool File.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
It was so famous. I just remember his name, Gunther Purpose.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
There was a story out of Germany about the two
old ladies and she, I guess she was trying to
sneak into her house because she got locked out of
her house, and she kind of the way she was
trying to get in, she fell and her boobs fell out,
and her sister was laughing so hard, couldn't help her,
(02:57):
and ended up on video up you'll titty man.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Oh lord, that's why we have the Freaking Fool five
for shit like that.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
My god. Yeah, Anna's got a busy one man. She's
dog sitting. She's on stage tonight. That's a five hundred
thousand dollars concert production out there. Grandscape by the way,
and the concerts, if I'm not mistaken, are always free.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
I love that everything is free.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Five hundred thousand dollars.
Speaker 4 (03:29):
Yeah. You know who wrote the check for it, h
Ross Parole. He was the investor.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
It's a Corona stage and Chalk Tawk Casino or Windstar
is still involved.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Parole wrote the check.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
Yeah, that's what the guy, the sound guy there, told
me that one time, because I go out there in.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
MC two, so you know i'd see it too if
I wouldn't do it.
Speaker 4 (03:49):
Yeah, right, poor Jerry, what's a half a mill to him?
So that'd be fun.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
And then Michael cost you tomorrow and I you guys
are gonna be hanging out with Scott and a few
of our rascules are winners. What are you looking at
on the screen show?
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Ain't the woman that was breaking in and her shirt
fell down and she was showing her titty them.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
Bag Oldatus, then bag old Katy, collect up your titties
and get on.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
By the way, I have had a couple of requests
to play that big old titty song again.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
I saw someone on social media friend of ours. I
will not name names, but he was complaining about the
pincher loaf song.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Dude.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Yeah, he was like, there's too much giggling.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
You mean the loaf pincher.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Yes, he was complaining about it.
Speaker 4 (04:36):
He was complaining because we were laughing over the song.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Does he realize what fucking show this?
Speaker 2 (04:42):
That's what I wanted to respond. I did not engage,
but yeah, he was like, what is wrong with radio today?
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Well, you don't have to listen.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
I was like, and of course you're gonna laugh. That
song was hysterical.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
I believe most radio shows do it that way. Talk
in morning shows, they they play something funny and then they.
Speaker 4 (05:03):
Riff on it. Well, it's airing. It's not like we
were blocking out the content or anything.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Were just news talk station.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
God.
Speaker 4 (05:13):
No, k r l D.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Will never play big old show.
Speaker 4 (05:18):
I have got to remember, have you ever gotten to
see Creed Fisher in concert?
Speaker 1 (05:25):
No?
Speaker 2 (05:27):
I think he's been at Billy Bob's. But the Burrito
Song was Bo's introduction to Creede Fisher, and we did
it for National Burrito Day and then his family member
called up and says, that's my family member that you
just played.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
He's like another Rodney Carrington, Like he's a legit country
singer and he could just do that if he wanted.
Speaker 4 (05:47):
But he's also funny as all get out.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
There's another guy we haven't had on the show in forever,
Rodney Rodney. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
I think the two of them ought to do a
co headlining tour and I think they'll sell an oodle
of tickets.
Speaker 4 (06:00):
I think that would be great.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Is that the same as a shitload?
Speaker 4 (06:05):
Well? Oh, okayodles?
Speaker 1 (06:09):
One oodle is just one turn then.
Speaker 4 (06:11):
Yeah, just one little oodle.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
A quick reminder before we wrap this up is we
just started that tail wagger bit where we're trying to
get dogs from Pausing the City adopted. If you see
our post on social media, feel free to share it
with the people in yours.
Speaker 4 (06:29):
Please do social circle. That's Snacker on there, and he
was a heartbreaker.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
He's so cute, ol fresh, he sainty.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
God, if I didn't have a no vacancy sign flashing
up front, I might jump on that one myself.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
I know I've already got my pair, my dog and
my cat. Bo You ready for another dog?
Speaker 1 (06:47):
No, noop, Cubby is all week and deal with.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
I really would like to get Snacker adopted. And thank
you to Pausing the City for everything that they do.
They're an amazing organization. We've known them for a really
long time, so I'm real glad that we're partnering up
with them.
Speaker 4 (07:05):
Yeah, thank you, Anna. That was a cool idea.
Speaker 3 (07:07):
Every Friday during time Waisters, we're going to have a
tail Wagger of the week up there on our blog.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Okay, y'all want to see and take a chance. Who's
on the phone?
Speaker 4 (07:14):
Yeah, okay, I know you do.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
Oh he hung up.
Speaker 4 (07:18):
It wasn't meant to be.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
Okay, do you say we get this weekend started?
Speaker 1 (07:23):
But before we go, I want to hear that comedian
who does Arnold doing Yes, Yeah, okay, I don't know
what's the comedian's name.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
His name is Zuni God, but he goes by geek
fire Ink on social media and this is his assy tribute.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
There is geek fire Ink doing his Arnold Schwarzenegger doing Ozzy.
Speaker 5 (07:49):
Real scat, just like, which is it? Black Massy? Evil
minds that plod destruction line? Lad also rose that that's construction.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
Okay, sure there's the joke. All right, Wow, keep doing it.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
If you'd like to see the post and hear the
full thing, just go to the Bow and m show
page at lone Star ninety two to five dot Com.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
All right, y'all, we'll see y'all Monday. Be good bye.
It's the after show decompression session, doing what they do best,
glabbing their gums. Alright, then, all right, we're back.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
I am so ready to kick off this weekend. It's
been a busy week, Yes it has.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
It's been very busy.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
And I've had to wake up extra early. I know
it's nothing to you, bo, but my bestie and Dallas,
is out of town with her family and they're doing
their summer vacation. So I'm dog sitting because she always
dog sits for me. Yeah, So I'm taking care of
her pets, which means that I have to wake up
fifteen minutes earlier than I normally do because before I
hit the road to come to work, I'm going to
(00:37):
take care of her dogs, make sure that everything's good,
play with them a little bit, feed them, and then
come to work. And then after I leave here, I'm
going checking on her dogs, playing with them a little.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Bit, cleaning up the snausages that may be left on
the road.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
They're really good. They use their dog door the dogs
and the cats.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Yeah, once they get that down, they're real good pets. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
I'm not big. I have a dog door that I
had for Jasper, but I've blocked it off because the
cat learned how to do it, and the cat even
knows how to unlock the door so that she can
still get through. And we have coyotes in the neighborhood.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Oh, you got to watch out for them.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Yeah, coyotes and bobcats. So I'm like the dog door
is blocked.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
I used to see them all the time when I
would drive to work, but now I hardly see him anymore. Really,
every once in a while I see that.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
I still see them over by the racetrack. I don't
know if they're getting you know, some iced tea or
you know, some snacks or what, but they're always by
the racetrack by my house.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Yeah, they always come in and say.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Who they're really scrawning. A lot of the coyotes that
I've seen too, are mangy.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
Well, not only are there coyotes skinny enough to get
through a doggy door, but there's thieves, hungry, desperate thieves
that are skinny and small enough to get through a
doggy door too. I used to see into my own
house through the doggy door when I was a high
schooler if I didn't have my key or something I
knew I could get in that way.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
You didn't hear the story of Gunther Purpose, and you
still do that.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
I remember that story.
Speaker 4 (02:13):
But oh, is that where you got stuck?
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Yes, he got stuck with his ass out in the street,
and some near do well young punks came and pulled
his pants down, stuck a flower between his butt sheets,
and then started throwing pennies trying to stick them between.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
One of my favorite stories ever from the Freaking Fool File.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
It was so famous. I just remember his name, Gunther Purpose.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
There was a story out of Germany about the two
old ladies and she, I guess she was trying to
sneak into her house because she got locked out of
her house, and she kind of the way she was
trying to get in, she fell and her boobs fell out,
and her sister was laughing so hard, couldn't help her,
(02:57):
and ended up on video up you'll titty man.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Oh lord, that's why we have the Freaking Fool five
for shit like that.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
My god. Yeah, Anna's got a busy one man. She's
dog sitting. She's on stage tonight. That's a five hundred
thousand dollars concert production out there. Grandscape by the way,
and the concerts, if I'm not mistaken, are always free.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
I love that everything is free.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Five hundred thousand dollars.
Speaker 4 (03:29):
Yeah. You know who wrote the check for it, h
Ross Parole. He was the investor.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
It's a Corona stage and Chalk Tawk Casino or Windstar
is still involved.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Parole wrote the check.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
Yeah, that's what the guy, the sound guy there, told
me that one time, because I go out there in.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
MC two, so you know i'd see it too if
I wouldn't do it.
Speaker 4 (03:49):
Yeah, right, poor Jerry, what's a half a mill to him?
So that'd be fun.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
And then Michael cost you tomorrow and I you guys
are gonna be hanging out with Scott and a few
of our rascules are winners. What are you looking at
on the screen show?
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Ain't the woman that was breaking in and her shirt
fell down and she was showing her titty them.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
Bag Oldatus, then bag old Katy, collect up your titties
and get on.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
By the way, I have had a couple of requests
to play that big old titty song again.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
I saw someone on social media friend of ours. I
will not name names, but he was complaining about the
pincher loaf song.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Dude.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Yeah, he was like, there's too much giggling.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
You mean the loaf pincher.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Yes, he was complaining about it.
Speaker 4 (04:36):
He was complaining because we were laughing over the song.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Does he realize what fucking show this?
Speaker 2 (04:42):
That's what I wanted to respond. I did not engage,
but yeah, he was like, what is wrong with radio today?
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Well, you don't have to listen.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
I was like, and of course you're gonna laugh. That
song was hysterical.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
I believe most radio shows do it that way. Talk
in morning shows, they they play something funny and then they.
Speaker 4 (05:03):
Riff on it. Well, it's airing. It's not like we
were blocking out the content or anything.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Were just news talk station.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
God.
Speaker 4 (05:13):
No, k r l D.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Will never play big old show.
Speaker 4 (05:18):
I have got to remember, have you ever gotten to
see Creed Fisher in concert?
Speaker 1 (05:25):
No?
Speaker 2 (05:27):
I think he's been at Billy Bob's. But the Burrito
Song was Bo's introduction to Creede Fisher, and we did
it for National Burrito Day and then his family member
called up and says, that's my family member that you
just played.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
He's like another Rodney Carrington, Like he's a legit country
singer and he could just do that if he wanted.
Speaker 4 (05:47):
But he's also funny as all get out.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
There's another guy we haven't had on the show in forever,
Rodney Rodney. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
I think the two of them ought to do a
co headlining tour and I think they'll sell an oodle
of tickets.
Speaker 4 (06:00):
I think that would be great.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Is that the same as a shitload?
Speaker 4 (06:05):
Well? Oh, okayodles?
Speaker 1 (06:09):
One oodle is just one turn then.
Speaker 4 (06:11):
Yeah, just one little oodle.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
A quick reminder before we wrap this up is we
just started that tail wagger bit where we're trying to
get dogs from Pausing the City adopted. If you see
our post on social media, feel free to share it
with the people in yours.
Speaker 4 (06:29):
Please do social circle. That's Snacker on there, and he
was a heartbreaker.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
He's so cute, ol fresh, he sainty.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
God, if I didn't have a no vacancy sign flashing
up front, I might jump on that one myself.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
I know I've already got my pair, my dog and
my cat. Bo You ready for another dog?
Speaker 1 (06:47):
No, noop, Cubby is all week and deal with.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
I really would like to get Snacker adopted. And thank
you to Pausing the City for everything that they do.
They're an amazing organization. We've known them for a really
long time, so I'm real glad that we're partnering up
with them.
Speaker 4 (07:05):
Yeah, thank you, Anna. That was a cool idea.
Speaker 3 (07:07):
Every Friday during time Waisters, we're going to have a
tail Wagger of the week up there on our blog.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Okay, y'all want to see and take a chance. Who's
on the phone?
Speaker 4 (07:14):
Yeah, okay, I know you do.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
Oh he hung up.
Speaker 4 (07:18):
It wasn't meant to be.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
Okay, do you say we get this weekend started?
Speaker 1 (07:23):
But before we go, I want to hear that comedian
who does Arnold doing Yes, Yeah, okay, I don't know
what's the comedian's name.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
His name is Zuni God, but he goes by geek
fire Ink on social media and this is his assy tribute.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
There is geek fire Ink doing his Arnold Schwarzenegger doing Ozzy.
Speaker 5 (07:49):
Real scat, just like, which is it? Black Massy? Evil
minds that plod destruction line? Lad also rose that that's construction.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
Okay, sure there's the joke. All right, Wow, keep doing it.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
If you'd like to see the post and hear the
full thing, just go to the Bow and m show
page at lone Star ninety two to five dot Com.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
All right, y'all, we'll see y'all Monday. Be good bye.
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