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Speaker 1 (00:21):
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the beat, and when I find him, I'm going to
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Speaker 2 (02:41):
Well, that'll wake you up, your ass up. Damn well,
it is fun with music days Friday Eve, Friday, Friday
Eve love it and it's the last Thursday of the
month that I don't love so much. Well, we got
our subject, so I'll let y'all know what the subjects
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are and we'll have to come up with the song
by seven thirty five. And it's not the blues bed
this week. Well, that's not the blues. I have thrown
you guys a curve ball you have for that?
Speaker 3 (03:13):
Fuck?
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Come on, that's good. Every once in a while, you
can't hit fastballs all day. That's very true. It keeps
your powder dry, right, bo ye do.
Speaker 8 (03:22):
Well.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Today is the last thirday of the month and we
are celebrating Yes, National intern Day. Now, we've had several
interns work for us, and they always help you get
stuff done until they realize they're not getting paid.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
For doing it.
Speaker 9 (03:38):
Yeah, they've kind of changed that in some states where
if you're an intern and you're doing actual work.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
You have to be paid. You should get something you
really true. We're either of you ever in a radio
station intern No, uh no, but we've had several interns
working here. Christina she yes works down the hall.
Speaker 10 (03:57):
Yeah, Christina started as an internship.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Yes in here, he's right over there. A lot of
boards started as in yes, yes, how I met them
some success stories about that's great. It's also a World
Ranger Day, not our baseball team. It's for forest rangers.
You know, the guys in the towers in forest, like
Smoky the Bear or Smoky Bear. It's yeah, he's not
Smoky V Bear. I gave him the middle name. Okay, okay,
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Uncommon Instrument Awareness Day. I love it. I can play
my face does that comet? Where's your sand? Trump? Sut up?
That's it. You do such a great job with that
National Mutt Day. We called them pines fifty seven love it.
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Mutts are just loyal, ain't they Yes, they are speaking
of dogs. It's National Chili Dog Day. Oh gosh, we
need to go get a chili We have a real
craving for a chili dog. Nothing else w do. And
now I've got a doghouse has the best show. Yes,
Portillo is not bad either. Oh yeah, oh yeah, National
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avocado Day. Although they don't really go with chili dogs,
guacamole will go with just about anything, even spam. And
what a coincidence it's National spam Day. You have to
really fry up the spam for it to be good.
I agree, I'd rather have a chili dog. I know
how much they love spam in Hawaii. But again I'm
going with chili dogs. Let's get fry it up really good.
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Pan too big in Japan if you're having breakfast. Now,
it's shredded wheat Day. I like shredded I did too.
Remember when they used to come in these big, huge things. Yeah,
destroy it, just one of them. You put it in
a bowl, put some milk, innuts and sugar on it.
I used to love shredded wheat when I was young
pupp and I most likely still do. I just don't
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ever buy it. It keeps your regular lots of fiber. Hey, yeah,
I need a good dump every once in a while.
I'm gonna need one for the shows. Over All, thanks
for sharing. And if you're wanting some candy, it's National
Cotton Candy Day and it's National junk for jelly Beans
Day if you're into jelly beans. I never was that much,
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not like Ronald Reagan, our former president. Ronald Reagan had
a thing for jelly beans, and people were giving him
all kinds of different flavors of it. Yep, I just
soon do it out. I'll go back to the chili dogs.
Speaker 9 (06:25):
Harry, Harry Potter, jelly beans are kind of special, like
it's not flavored and yeah, beer butter.
Speaker 10 (06:33):
Yeah, there's a lot of gross jelly beans out there
that are flavored like vomit and other things.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Yes, oh, just what I want. Yeah, people do, Harry Potter. Yeah,
they do social media challenges online with them. I want
to vomit flavored jelly beans, so I can vomit. After all,
not gonna happen. I'll pass at this junction. Okay. So
before we get rolling here, we got sports of all
sorts to talk abouts. See what's going on in training camp?
(07:02):
Understand there were a lot of fights going on there.
Oh boy, well that just means they're getting agressive. Also,
we have the freaking fool file, which defies any kind
of description, and once you hear it you will see why.
Then it's mash up time. That's okay, are we ready?
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It's dy time to do Hey, seven fifty pick your ticket.
Don't forget. We got Toto tickets and Queen's Right tickets
up for drafts. You know we also gons left one
of these showtime Dallas Horse Classic Rock Loan Star ninety
two five. There's no sin in getting upset if somebody
looked like a lady.
Speaker 11 (07:46):
No, not at all.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Hey, look at time. It is six thirty wars of
All's a right brought to.
Speaker 9 (07:52):
You by the will Hide Law Firm. Injury lawyers go
to Willhidewinds dot com.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
Well tomorrow we will be in August and the Dallas
Cowboys have yet to come to terms with pass Rusher
Micah Parsons. Why can't they just get this done? I
think Jerry's waiting until the last minute, just like he
did last year. Well, Jerry dragging out negotiations has become
an annual event, which also leads to plenty of trade speculation.
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While Dallas has been able to come to terms with
their star players before the start of the regular season,
there's always an outside chance that Jerry could decide against
paying Parson the top market money. Some Cowboys players could
also get fed up with the media games and decide
they would rather go elsewhere. Yeah, it is highly unlikely
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this round of negotiations ends with anything other than Parsons
signing a mega deal that resets the market for pass rushers. However,
ESPN's Bill Barnwell discussed that a potential trade might be
in the work. Yes, there's talks about Jerry giving Micah
the old heath ho out of town instead of opening
his wallet like we all know he should. But say
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it's more likely he will get signed. You know how
Jerry likes to drag his feet. Yep.
Speaker 9 (09:05):
It was a heated practice at Cowboys training camp yesterday
and it had nothing to do with the weather in Oxnard, California, but.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
With fights on the field during practice.
Speaker 9 (09:15):
After one scuffle, head coach Brian Schottenheimer kicked rookie offensive
lineman of Johnny Cornelius out of practice, and then after
the third fight, a furious, Shoddy pulled the team together
for a lengthy and explative filled speech before making the
whole team and even some of the coaching staff run
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sidelined to sideline his punishment until he said stop.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Yeah, that's what coaches do.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
Ye.
Speaker 9 (09:43):
Other than the fights, a couple of players were able
to impress coaches on the field yesterday, including Cowboys Rooking
running back and Longhorn, Jaden Blue and Nate Thomas, who
last year spent his rookie season on injured reserve because
of a knee issue. Well, yesterday he was able to
impress the coaches as the Cowboys starting left tackle since
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Tyler Geiden is out four to six weeks with a
bone fracture.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
In his knee. And that's the latest from Cowboys training camp.
Why thank you for the update there.
Speaker 10 (10:13):
Labl ESPN has ended its relationship with Pro Football Hall
of Famer and media analyst Shannon Sharp.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
Oh yeah, he's got that rape.
Speaker 10 (10:21):
Yes, less than two weeks after he reached a settlement
and a high profile civil lawsuit accusing him indeed of
sexual assault. The lawsuit filed in April by a woman
identified only as Jane Doe in court documents, alleged that
Sharp raped her in Nevada, and she's seeking fifty million
in damages for emotional and psychological harm. Sharp immediately denied
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these allegations. He called the case an attempted extortion. He
insists the two were in a consensual relationship, and Sharp
has not appeared on ESPN since late April, when the
lawsuit first got underway. The previously said he intended to
return in time for na Felt training camp coverage.
Speaker 9 (11:01):
No, not happening because of the settlement. They feel like, Nope,
you're guilty.
Speaker 10 (11:07):
It's probably a big part of the settlement there, you
got to go. ESPN declined to comment on his status
or why he was let go. We'll keep you posting.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
Okay, Now, there's two things that could be a caveat here.
He either actually did it or they had a consensual relationship.
He pissed her off and then she cried raight because
that happened. Sometimes it's a case if he said she
said yeah, yep. But Shannon Shark just looks like he's guilty. Creeper.
Mike Tyson had a tragedy occurry yesterday. The legendary boxing
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star lost his longtime coaching trainer Tommy Brooks, the boxing
coach who also worked with Evander Holyfield. He died at
the age of seventy one. This was one of those
guys who had been with Mike all through his career,
and the news hit him pretty hard. Boxing promoter lou
de Bella announced the difficult news too young. Debella said,
great boxing man, an even better person. He was just
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a solid dude. Tommy born in Arkansas, was undoubtedly one
of the greatest boxing trainers of all time. He also
built an impressive amateur career, which included two wins over
Michael Sphinx Remember him, Yeah, he beat all Lee one
Joe I remember his teeth. He had some fun he did.
Let's hear it.
Speaker 9 (12:22):
For Rangers pitcher Nathan Eovaldi, he earned his one hundredth
career win last night in California. Nathan Evaldi gave the
Rangers seven full innings with just one run allowed on
six hits, with two walks and four strikeouts as the
Rangers beat the Angels six to three last night to
avoid a sweep of all these clutch performance was rewarded
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by an avalanche or four runs in the top of
the eighth all of which came with two outs in
the inning. Dollas Garcia hit a two run homer that
gave Texas some breathing room in the game, but Wyatt
Langford kept it going when he struck out but took
first on a wild pitch that was followed by three
straight singles, including one that pitcher Sam Botman just couldn't
field in time to load the bases. Catcher Jonahin then
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drew a walk to force in the final run of
the game. Up next for the Rangers, they traveled to
Seattle to take on the Mariners. First pitch tonight will
be at eight forty. You can watch the game on
the Rangers Sports Network.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
It's Uvalde nice.
Speaker 10 (13:21):
Here's some MLB news about another baseball superstar. But he's struggling.
Dodgers fans and players a little concerned about show. Hey Otani. Otani,
the best two way player listed in baseball history, returned
to pitching this year after missing all of last year's season.
He's undergone two Tommy John surgeries. She had won seven
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years ago, and then he had won two years ago. Again.
Last night, with the Dodgers taken on Cincinnati, Otani had
a concerning appearance on the mound. He threw six straight
balls in the bottom of the fourth. Couple of those
pitches missed really badly. It was notable something is off
off with sho Hey. He walked off the mound into
the dugout and he looked dejected. He looked pissed off
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in himself. Overall, this guy is one of the best
game hitters around, and when he's healthy up on the
pitching mound one of the best pictures too. Perhaps this
will be the final straw, and Otani will look to
just hit moving forward. We hope he's gonna be all right.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
Yeah, he's too big of a superstar to have him
get hurt like that. You know, he's got that children's
book about his dog that just was recently released. Huh yeah, well,
how cute. Well Tuesday night, Baltimore swept a doubleheader against Toronto.
But for Sir Anthony Dominguz that's his name, se Er
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Anthony Domingus, it was a split. The Orioles traded the
reliever to the Blue Jays between the two games. After
the first game, he says, I was there with the
guys and they call me and they tell me, hey,
you got traded. Go to the other dougout. Oh damn.
He threw a scoreless seventh inning for Toronto, but Baltimore
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ultimately prevailed three to two. The last place Orioles have
also traded away relievers Brian Baker Gregory Soto is part
of what has been a mild selloff. Is what they
call it. The double A affiliates for the Blue Jays
and Orioles. New Hampshire and Chesapeake were also playing each
other on Tuesday night. It's crazy, Mercy, Mercy, mercy. Can
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you imagine you're playing with one team and at the
end of the doubleheader one of the games, he said,
you got to go the other dugout. You don't play
for us anymore. He needs to get a new uniform
and everything exactly. Hey, you might win tickets to see
these guys seven fifty his toto. There's that like one
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man Brasiers that lifts and separate. That's cross your across
your heart. Sorry, I get everything confused sometimes. All right,
these guys already know, but I'm gonna tell you. Rescue
is what our subjects are for. Whose song is it? Anyway? Okay?
The subjects are Mark Cuban's birthday. Apparently today is his birthday. Well,
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happy birthday, Mark, Ozzy's funeral yesterday, stinkiest melon, Trinity River
Cowboys training camp, and my favorite grandpas at the Strip Club.
Thought of that one. I wonder so Mark Cuban's birthday,
Ozzy's funeral, stinkest mel in, Trinity River Cowboys training camp,
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and Grandpa's at the Strip Club. You don't have to
get all of them. You don't have to do them. Yeah,
use it, many of them as you can. All right,
about forty five minutes. We should have his own for it.
Now it's time for the freaking fool file. In Denver,
a preacher and his wife have been indicted on forty
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counts of theft, securities fraud, and racketeering related to what's
being called a crypt currency scam. Prosecutors accused Eligio and
Caitlin Rigolotto of soliciting three point four million dollars from
investors looking to buy their cryptocurrency call IDx coin, which
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Eli allegedly said was an idea inspired by God because
God told him directly to do it. Lord didn't usually
do finance things like that. Instead of going into the
business venture, they say, the regulatos use the funds on
personal expenses, including a brand new home and another home
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renovation that they say the Lord told them to do.
Along with the Lord told them to get airline tickets,
hotel rooms, and high end retail merchandise among other personal expenses. Wow,
what the Lord really piped up? God tells you do,
you better do. The couple claimed that they've done nothing
wrong because God himself told them to do that. Thou
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shalt have your fluck invest in crypto currency? Am.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:09):
Prosecutors also say the crypto has no value whatsoever, and
every single investor lost every single penny they invested. A
ven straw for the case was held last May, and
the couple is now waiting for a ruling from the
judge and not from God. He has nothing to do
with this, thank you. He has not that scam written
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all over it. But they can tell their their congregation.
God personally told me to do it, and we will
give details. So sad that people will just believe everything
they hear. Sometimes, bo it's stupid ideas.
Speaker 8 (18:45):
Go.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
This one's up there on the list.
Speaker 9 (18:47):
A Pennsylvania lawyer has admitted to forging a federal judge's
signature on fake court orders. Forty one year old Michael
Brandon Cullen from Hollisday Byrd pleaded guilty to two forgery
charges last week. Cohen told a client that he filed
a lawsuit against a healthcare company in federal court, but
never actually filed it. Instead, he sent the client fake
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court orders in May and October of twenty twenty two
that looked like they came from Chief Judge Matthew Brand
of the Middle District of Pennsylvania. Those fake orders said
the client won the case against the healthcare company. However,
Judge Brand never issued these orders or signed them. Cohen
admitted he forged the judge's electronic signature on the fate documents.
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He got his law license in Pennsylvania and federal court
back in twenty twenty two. He's going to be sentenced
on November eighteenth, and he could face up to ten
years in prison and a fine of up to a
half a million dollars for forging the judge's signature.
Speaker 2 (19:47):
Well, never a good idea. All these people scamming other people, Yep, exactly,
y'all need to behavior damn self all right.
Speaker 10 (19:55):
In California, a woman's doorbell camera captured a video of
a mysterious shape, a figure if you will, that has
some residence, speculating that it's an extra terrestrial being.
Speaker 2 (20:07):
I saw that. I saw that video. Yes, spooky looking
image here.
Speaker 10 (20:12):
Man Jessica Ortiz shared footage to social media showing what
a ring camera picked up outside of her Compton home
after dark. The video appears to show an unusually shaped
figure with a big head. It looks like the creature
in the movie Alien kind of yikes, walking right next
to her house. Someone, anyone please explain to me what
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my ring just caught. I'm not tripping right, That's what
Ortez wrote online. Some commenters said the figure resembles an
extraterrestrial from another planet or another mysterious creature, while others
speculated it could have just been a person wearing a
hat in the dark.
Speaker 2 (20:48):
Yeah, a big old alien bet that goes way down
the back. Yeah, something fancy.
Speaker 10 (20:53):
The video has reached more than a million views on
Instagram or Teas has yet to receive a definitive answer
that her best guess is it's still alien activity.
Speaker 2 (21:03):
Of someone with a beehive. It does look like it
has that bulbous hand like the yeah from Hell. I'm
watching this video right now. Then there is Jeffrey Epstein.
That's GEO F F E R I with a G.
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That's an unfortunate name. He is running for mayor in Farmingham, Massachusetts.
Of course he's not the disgrace dead pedophile Jeffrey Epstein
with a J, but some people who live there think
he is that Jeffrey Eppstein. Now, yeah, you didn't say
the way to waser spell. You may want to change
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your name, dude. Now, most people know that the Jeffrey
Epstein with a J has been dead for six years,
but a lot of residents in that town didn't get
the memo and are furious that the state is letting
a pedophile run for mayor. In fact, some of those
village idiots are actually protesting at the courthouse, screaming for
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the Jeffrey Epstein with a G to quote, show us
the list, Show us the list, not knowing they've got
the wrong Jeffrey Epstein, the one with a J. Now
the farming mayor are hopeful who goes by Geoff says
it's not much of an issue among most locals who
know him from his work that he did with public
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schools and know that he is not that Jeffrey Epstein
with a J. I still don't want to hear that name.
But a lot of Tom folks think he is that
Jeffrey Epstein and are pissed off to a new level
and have been flooding the courthouse with angry emails and
phone calls. As Forrest Gump once said, stupid is that
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stupid does right, And that's certainly a case of it
right there.
Speaker 9 (22:51):
Hey, coming up next hour, not only do we have
a mash up for you on phone with Music Day,
but you get to pick your ticket. Choose between tickets
to see Toto at work in Christopher Cross August eighteenth
at the Toyota Music Factory, or you can pick tickets
to see Queen's Right at the House of Blues in December.
Pick your ticket around seven to fifty right here on
the Bow and Them show on lone Star ninety two five.
Speaker 2 (23:13):
Dallas hors Classic Rock lone Star ninety two five. Now
I know what you're thinking. Yeah, you're thinking, hey bo,
hey bo, what kind of stupid ass mashup do you have?
That is as stupid ass as all the other ones
you have done. That's exactly what I was thinking, well,
it involves the song you just heard, and you're probably
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not gonna forgive me for this one, but here goes everyone.
Oh boy, And and of course Anna was sing the.
Speaker 7 (24:02):
That worked for me.
Speaker 2 (24:04):
You know what, I think I might actually be going
to hell for that in themselves modering like like reving
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up an engine like yes, oh, are boat sister Christian?
Speaker 11 (24:38):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (24:39):
But her sister is an atheist. Okay, I need to
know how you guys are coming with your who song is? Today?
I'm done? Are you really bad? But it's done? I
think I wrote too much for it for this one. Well,
we'll see. The subjects are Mark Cuban's birthday today, Ozzie's
funeral yesterday, Danky smell in Trinity River, Cowboys training camp,
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and my personal favorite Grandpas at the Strip Club. A
plus for whoever sent that one in, we will have
that for you in just a matter of minutes. But
I should tell you you need to be aware that
you were about to see a bunch of horny tarantulas
waking up and looking to get laid because mating season
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for them is happening today. They generally like to stay
buried in their holes until mating season but guess what
is maiden season. The Texas brown tarantulas don't spin traditional webs.
They prefer to stay in silk line burrows and wait
for prey to walk by, and then they pop out.
Now eat them and take them back in there. Now
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you may see the nocturnal spiders when they come out
to search for a screwing partner. I remember when I
lived in Brownwood, Texas. Yeah, I once went to Abilene
just by the way. There's not much there, but on
the way back, I kept seeing these glowing things out
on the desert and a guy later told me, man
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over tarantula eyes looking at you. Whoa they glow in
the dark like that, well when you shine a headlight
on it, and they probably shine brighter when they're horning.
And look at them. How nasty. They're all hairy and horning.
Once they've mated, the females can lay up to one
thousand eggs that will hatch in late summer, which bring
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more of the creepy spiders, which can grow to have
a leg span of five inches. Now, torrentials may be
scary looking, but they're generally harmless to pets and people.
Speaker 9 (26:43):
So you say, yeah, what I told you about, like
when I was seven years old and I stepped on
one and had the big old bulb in the back,
and all these little spiders scattered everywhere. Oh it disgusted me.
Speaker 2 (26:54):
It was like when I lived in New Orleans. I
lived in an apartment complex and the guy directly above me,
his name was Glenn. I can't remember his last name.
But this guy not only had a pet tarantula named Caesar,
but he also had a bowl constrictor that he let
me hold one time. You complete it just tightened the
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bull constrictors, saying, boy, I will squeeze your jet. It
was Bo and the Boa. But I was more worried
about the tarantulas, you know, because they're creepy and they're smaller.
And I said, uh, so where's that tarantula? Where's Caesar?
He said, Oh, he hides in the furniture. He could
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come out if you feel him crawling on your arm.
Please don't swat him, because he's my pet. Glenn, I
will kick your neighbor ass o long. I would not
have gone back to that guy's house ever again, Well
I did because he had weeds, all right. See where
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your priorities lie? Coming out we're going to give you
this god awful version of whose song is it? Any way?
But we told you earlier at the first of the
show that today is World Park Ranger Day. Yeah, I
have a way to celebrate, Okay, something like this.
Speaker 9 (28:12):
You like nature, I love the.
Speaker 2 (28:14):
Great outdoor by women.
Speaker 3 (28:16):
Thank You're a geek.
Speaker 2 (28:17):
Who told you she would lie and she promised you. Hey, hey, relax,
we're looking for people like you.
Speaker 7 (28:23):
We're the National Park Service and we're looking for firetower
forest ringers.
Speaker 11 (28:27):
To go up in one of those high towers in
the middle of nowhere like I'm not lonely enough.
Speaker 2 (28:33):
Like I would cut into your social life. Besides, we
give you magazines to read big Whoopie like wet Field
and stream h How does Playboy sound?
Speaker 11 (28:43):
Oh that sounds boy like it?
Speaker 7 (28:45):
Plus Panhouse but Manius, slut Puppy and jugs filled with
photos of women you couldn't hope to meet. And you'll
be up there all day long by yourself, no one around.
Speaker 2 (28:56):
Who sign me up to be a ranger? Are there
any opening? We're looking for hundreds? Why so many?
Speaker 7 (29:02):
They keep going blind? Ooh, sign up to be a
fire tower ranger today? Now you know what they're doing
up there.
Speaker 2 (29:12):
Dallas Forwards Classic Rock lone Star ninety two to five
coming up. You can pick your tickets. Choose between tickets
to see Toto Minute Work and Christopher Cross or you
can have tickets to see Queen's Reich. Whichever one you
don't pick, of course, goes into the eight forty ticket Lindo, guys,
it is time. But before we get into this, Yes,
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that was something I'd like to do real quick, Okay.
A lady called in and she said, ohoh, what was
that cartoon? I think it was in the sixties. It
had a baby and a guy made out of rope
and a guy that was a tornado. And I said, oh,
my dear, you're talking about one of my favorite cartoons
as a kid, The Mighty Heroes Sperman Ruman. Let me
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just play you the intro to the Mighty Heroes before
we get into this alf of song with Gokay, here
you go and is.
Speaker 3 (30:11):
The raven shouts defiance. The call goes out to the
mightiest heroes of them all sprung Man Oo Manado Man
Man and diaper Man, Cuckoo Man, Google Googoo.
Speaker 2 (31:05):
There they are the mighty hero that was out in
nineteen sixty six. Man looked like a chicken, and he
always had that bomb in his hands. Oh yeah, and
diaperman always had his bottle that he would suck on,
and he'd take that bottle by the nipple and swing
it around and hit bad guys. I guess we can't
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top that, So forget whose song is? Oh oh yeah, right,
no contrail. Like I said, it's time, okay, here are
the subjects you gave us. Mark Cuban's birthday today, Ozzie's
funeral yesterday, the stinkiest smell in Trinity River, that's every day. Yeah,
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Cowboys training camp. And like I say, my favorite grandpa's
at the strip club and we're not doing it to
the blues bed. Are you all ready? Because ready or not,
here we go. I will start it out thought to
an thought to ale and then I'll take it home.
All ready, let's go here, go or nothing? And I
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do mean all right. Grandma's not here. He's gone drink
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all the scotch. He's probably got a bunch of strippers grinding.
Speaker 3 (32:45):
On his crutch in tip bars.
Speaker 2 (32:50):
The cowboys are still in training tamp while the trendy
smells like a turd. That is damped and hard.
Speaker 1 (33:01):
Raak.
Speaker 12 (33:06):
Hold on.
Speaker 9 (33:17):
Here with Grandpa at the stinky strip bar. He can
see lots of tents.
Speaker 2 (33:22):
It's the only way to live. Stripped Bars.
Speaker 9 (33:28):
Cuban's birthday need to get him the gift from the
Dallas Cowboys and.
Speaker 2 (33:34):
A gift from z. All right, all right, you got
your rescue me. It's coming coming. This was a bad idea.
Ready to hit it a.
Speaker 5 (33:54):
Board ward drip bar and my grandpa's right, bear, he's
really a pose to that girl's puny care.
Speaker 2 (34:01):
Stripped Bar.
Speaker 5 (34:05):
And Mark Cuban turned sixty seven this week. Meanwhile, the
man's are just trying not to.
Speaker 2 (34:12):
Speak like a red a bar. You wear you all there? Oh,
take it how, I'm gonna take it home. Then I'm
gonna take it home. Then we'll be done for another month.
Speaker 6 (34:24):
Okay, here we go, now, Bozzy fuverl what's real hard
to take?
Speaker 2 (34:35):
But Mark Cubans has been some birthday cake in his car.
Grandpa came back from the strip club broke, but at
least he got his scrotum stroke. It gets marred. Are
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we done?
Speaker 1 (34:58):
Well?
Speaker 2 (34:58):
Thank God for John m oh Like. That wasn't enough.
If you want to sing another verse, No, pick your
ticket coming up Dallas Horse Classic Rock Bah Good lone
Star ninety two five. What you snickering about? How at
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the cars song? Gary Newman has fallen into a coma
after we'd just butchered his song. He's setting me a season.
That's all right, You're done for another month at least. Hallelujah,
Oh God, all right, it is time now to piic
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your ticket. Choose between tickets to see Total Minute Working
Christopher Cross at the Pavilion at Toyota Music Factory that
is on the eighteenth of August. Oh, you can have
tickets to see Queen's Reich at the House of Blues
in Dallas December thirteenth. Pick your ticket. And today, since
it is fun with music Day, sometimes I like to
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do a TV theme, yeah, or a commercial theme or
a movie theme. Well today it's a movie theme, okay, okay,
And actor Wesley Snipes turned sixty three today. So this
is the theme from a Wesley Snipes movie. This is
so easy. You better get this right off the bat.
(36:20):
And I'll tell you right now this is the ending
theme to this particular movie. Okay, okay, you tell me
what Wesley Snipes movie. This is, and I'll let you
pick your ticket. And there's a hint at the very
first of this. You ready to us there you go,
(36:42):
come on, you can get it the yep, oh yeah movie, Yeah,
good movie. Let me let it play a while. People
are going, I know that damn movie.
Speaker 3 (36:55):
I just.
Speaker 2 (36:59):
Movies a lot. Is it The Mighty Heroes? No, that's
the cartoon and this is around the time.
Speaker 9 (37:04):
If it's a closing theme song, then I'm like making
a beeline.
Speaker 2 (37:08):
To the rest of you. Yes, because you can't pitch
it back forever in the field. I had to do
that when I saw Titanic, I had to pee twice
and I, oh, hey, this is nice and syncopated. Now,
isn't it kind of annoying?
Speaker 11 (37:30):
Really?
Speaker 2 (37:30):
If you want to know, I don't think we're at
a strip club looking for Grandpa. Like at a strip
club where nobody knows how to dance. This should be
hard to do a dance to. Hello on, then show
tell me what Wesley Snipe's movie that is. Is it Blait?
It is Blake? Well, there was kind of Like I said,
there was a hint at beginning when you heard oh great,
(37:53):
I should tell you right, yeah, all right, First of all,
who is this the even? All right? Steven? Which tickets
do you want? Do you want the Total Minute Work
and Christopher Cross tickets or you want the Queen's Right tickets.
I'll do the Christopher Cross tickets, Christopher Cross, the nice
good Yes, okay, hang on, Stephen and we'll hook you up. Okay,
(38:17):
all right, all right? That means we will have some
tickets to go see Queen's Right in the eight forty
ticket window.
Speaker 9 (38:23):
That's right right, Bill and I aren't the only ones
opening up the lone Star ticket window today. Jeff k
will open up the lone Star ticket window around four
thirty five this afternoon, right after he wraps up an
hour of non stop classic rock for your workday, and
he has tickets to see George Thoroughgood and The Destroyer.
So make sure you keep listening all day the Dallas
What Words Classic Rock lone Star ninety two five, lone Star.
Speaker 2 (38:47):
Ninety two five. Just like def Leppard brings on the heartache,
this show brings on the excess stomach cast. Yeah, the
heart's burn, Yeah, the heartburn. There you go a bit okay?
Speaker 9 (38:59):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (38:59):
If I were to say the name Frank Mfay, you
would have no idea who I'm talking about, right, He
was a co founder of a legendary do wop and
rock and roll vocal group. He was eighty five. Now,
if his name doesn't ring a bell, then his group
was Danny and the Juniors, who had this song at the.
Speaker 3 (39:32):
Stop at me no Stola.
Speaker 2 (39:35):
Of course, that reminds me of dash Riprop doing Let's
go smoke some pop yeah. Born in Philadelphia in nineteen
thirty nine, he graduated from high school in fifty seven,
and he was still in high school when he co
founded the doo wop group Danny and the Juniors with
Danny Rapp. I assume he was Danny, Dave White, and
Joe Terra Nova. In December of fifty seven, the group
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performed on American Bandstand as a last minute replacement some
group canceled and they couldn't find anybody, so they called
these Guidance and old Gozer. We'll do it. So that
song at the top was introduced to a national audience.
ABC Paramount bought the recording and released it in January
fifty eight, turning it into a nation wide hit. As
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annoying as the song was, it was a nationwide hen
hats all. But back in the fifties that was Hey, yeah,
that's pretty hip.
Speaker 9 (40:28):
So you know you did that tarantula story. Yeah, okay,
So Velda emailed me. She said, one morning, I went
to get my clothes out for work, got into the shower.
When I came out, I saw a big brown spot
on the closet floor. First, I thought my cat had
taken a huge dump, but it was too big, so
I went to take a closer look.
Speaker 2 (40:46):
It was a transi trantual blester hart.
Speaker 13 (40:52):
She says.
Speaker 2 (40:53):
She screamed so loud, and I'm sure it scared the
tarantula right away. Probably that is because we did a
story called Tarantula Mating season around here is taking place
and there's a bunch of horny tarantula's looking to get laid.
That today's the day the mating season starts. Day, the
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mating season starts today. Watch yourself, Velda. And uh, after
we did that story, I got a call from a guy.
He said, bo, you missed the opportunity to play Boris
the Spider And it wasn't in the computer playlist, but
I found a copy of it. Way to go Bow
(41:39):
and that's right, it's perfect to play this song after
the Tarantula story Bo's Hidden Stash.
Speaker 9 (41:45):
So here.
Speaker 8 (41:50):
The side is a Tarantulas conost.
Speaker 3 (42:12):
I just walked today, don't think.
Speaker 1 (42:26):
All right?
Speaker 2 (42:27):
One last night.
Speaker 11 (42:29):
Spire Despier.
Speaker 2 (42:37):
That's from an album called Happy Jack. Remember that one.
Speaker 11 (42:40):
Yes, Oh God, God help me. I've got bars the
spide running.
Speaker 2 (42:54):
All through my head for the rest of the day.
As long as he's in your head and crawling on
your body. Damn right, I swat his ass right in
and there. Okay, coming up, we have some Queen's write
tickets in the lone star ticket window. But first a
word from one of our Bundy fine sponsor.
Speaker 13 (43:11):
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Yeah, the brit comes out all square and it takes
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Wow, a steaming hot loaf of brown bread and the
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Speaker 13 (43:28):
Room plus the loaf pincher is easy to use. Just
listen to what these satisfy customers are saying about the
loaf pincher.
Speaker 2 (43:36):
I pinch a loaf twice a day. I love to
pinch a loaf after my morning coffee.
Speaker 3 (43:40):
Look, mom, I pitched a loaf all on myself.
Speaker 13 (43:43):
Best of all, the loaf pincher is totally portable. Take
one indoors, outdoors, in your boat or RV. You can
even pinch a loaf at the office.
Speaker 2 (43:51):
Who okay, people who wouldn't go in there if I
were you, unless you want a loaf of pumper nickel.
Speaker 13 (44:00):
If you're backed up on your bed, making relief is
on the way with the loaf pincher, The loaf pincher,
blumb the makers of the cheese squeezer.
Speaker 2 (44:08):
What you've heard that before? God forgotten. It's been a
while though. I'd love to make an a crack up. Yeah, yeah,
I love that laugh. Absolutely, it's the best. Well that's
real too, No, it's not. You've got tears, you guys.
(44:31):
There's go.
Speaker 3 (44:34):
Laft it up.
Speaker 2 (44:35):
God, get that gut and shape by letting real hotay
twice a day fall by myself. Well, let's focus now.
Firefighters had to put out the flames of the Dallas
Area rapid transit train fire near downtown Dallas yesterday around
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three point thirty. Fire sparked on the roof of a
train cars that approached the tunnel at the intersection of
Ross Avenue in North Central Expressway. That's where the trains
emerge from a tunnel near the Pearl Art District station. Okay.
Dart officials said one of its trains experienced equipment issues
with the pantograph, which is the line that connects the
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train to the wires that run through everything. That's pretty scary.
I didn't know it was called a panagraph, but now
we know. Sparky. About forty people were safely evacuated from
the trains. Some of them were checked out for anxiety,
breathing difficulty in minor burns because of the fire. Is
still under investigation, but is believed to be accidental in nature.
(45:40):
It's not clear how long Dart service will be suspended
in downtown Dallas, so be aware of that today if
you have to go down there and buy you a
loaf pincher, all right.
Speaker 9 (45:52):
The State bar of Texas is sending a piece of
history to Washington, d C. For a full year Big
Texas size. These ninety six cowboy boots are leaving the
fairgrounds for the second time in history and will be
featured in a national exhibition at the Smithsonian American Art
Museum Now. The year long exhibition is the first dedicated
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to artist contributions to American state fairs, and it's going
to feature more than two hundred and forty works of art,
including Big Texas Boots. The boots began their cross country
journey on Monday. They're scheduled to arrive in Washington, DC tomorrow.
Designed and handcrafted by lu Casey Bootmaker, They've been greeting
fairgoers in Dallas since twenty twelve. Big Texas Boots have
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not left Texas since nineteen fifty three. But don't worry,
Big Text will receive a brand new pair of cowboy
boots just in time for the State Fairs opening day
on September twenty six. Speaking of the State Fair, the
twenty twenty five Big Text Choice Awards finalists are going
to be announced in mid August. All working on getting
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us some more samples ahead of the State Old Texas.
Speaker 2 (47:00):
Oh, you must make that a priority. We've had Gym
up here with us the last time again and just
bring a sample of just about everything new and some
of it is like damn, yes, some of it is damn.
Speaker 9 (47:14):
They have deep fried Deli tacos is one of the
semi finalists. Risked stuffed pretzels, Oh Jesus, and pop lots.
Speaker 2 (47:25):
They're like popsicles but made of corn. Oh interesting corn pops. Wait,
that's a breakfast here, though, isn't it.
Speaker 10 (47:33):
My God, the fat guy in me is just a
mess right now, and this this story is not helping
either of you guys.
Speaker 2 (47:40):
Coming up on August eighth, we've got.
Speaker 10 (47:42):
A lot to celebrate, especially the fattest guy on the
bone and m show here by a long shot, seventy
five years of what a burger in our life?
Speaker 2 (47:50):
Oh what a burger? What a burger should be? That
the tagline check you out? That was all.
Speaker 10 (48:00):
The first water Burger was a roadside stand. It was
down in Corpus. And to celebrate this milestone anniversary, the
chain's offering a can't miss deal for fans. But listen
to the details closely. Okay, On August eighth, the classic
burger is only seventy five cents for that day only. Yeah,
you walk in and say give me my seventy five
cent burger, They're going to say, no, No, that's not
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how you do it.
Speaker 2 (48:22):
You got to use the online access way to do it.
Speaker 10 (48:26):
Okay, you go to the Waterburger Rapp between eleven am
and eight pm on August eighth, and you can get
your seventy five cent burgers. The deal is digital only.
It's limited one redemption per rewards account. Customization's add ons
are available for an additional charge, So seventy five cents
for the burger. The probably even more to put a
couple pieces of cheese on it than the burger costs,
(48:47):
but it's worth it.
Speaker 2 (48:48):
I see. I thought maybe you could walk in with
a five dollars bill and feed everybody in a samsack
full of them if you go not quite all right?
Coming up, we have take us to see Queens Rich.
They're coming to the House of Blues in Dallas December thirteenth.
All you gotta do is stick around and see what
number Anna calls out. Yeah, oh no, lone star ninety
(49:12):
two five. Here's the story about Sammy Hagar. Yeah, he
and his family are now safe in Maui after being
forced to move to higher ground following the tsunami warnings
issued for the Pacific Ocean following that eight point eight
magnitude earthquake in Russia. That's right, and they're saying maybe
they were testing nuclear weapons. See that's pretty scary. Yeah,
(49:36):
it was like the biggest earthquake they've ever had in
the area.
Speaker 10 (49:38):
Yeah, and the press has given them like X number
of days to stop fighting or something.
Speaker 2 (49:43):
Is that right that I don't know. That's Russia and
Ukraine we're talking about the earthquake.
Speaker 11 (49:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (49:49):
He posted a video on Instagram of him and his
wife Carrie breathing a sigh of relief at the Rich
Carlton Hotel. That's nice place to go if you have
the money to get away.
Speaker 9 (50:00):
If you're forced to leave your home, going to the
Ritz Carlton. Yeah, isn't that much of a sacrifice, is it.
Speaker 3 (50:06):
Well.
Speaker 2 (50:06):
In twenty twenty three, Sammy's bassist Michael Anthony and his
wife Sue were vacationing in Maui when they had to
evacuate due to all those wildfires that burned the place.
I remember that. Yes, it was horrible. It's always something.
By the way, let's find out who won our Queen's
Reich tickets.
Speaker 10 (50:26):
That would be That would be our brother Terry and
Ennis Texas. Congratulations Terry number five.
Speaker 2 (50:31):
Number five. You know, And when you're not from here
and you see a name like Ennis. I've heard somebody
call it Enis Texas. Are you serious?
Speaker 10 (50:40):
No, that rhymes with penis, and that is not We're
not talking about big Enis bur Dad from Smoking the Bandit.
Speaker 2 (50:46):
No, no, no, it's Nis Ennis. Like get in there
and learn how to say the day, go through to
get to course cana. Damn right you do. And we
used to have to go to Ennis when we were
under it. If we couldn't buy beer in Alma, we
go to Steve's drive in. Steve did not care how
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old you were. He would sell you a case of beer.
We were like sixteen. All they might sell us beer,
Go for it. That's why Steves ain't there no more
need a fake ida or anything. Right, eb shut them down.
Wow crazy? Oh well that's life in the country, y'all.
Speaker 11 (51:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (51:25):
Sure, Hey, we all remember that one teacher who made
a difference in our lives or in our child's life. Well,
now's your chance to say thank you in a big
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nominate an outstanding public school teacher who's gone above and
beyond for their students to win five thousand dollars to
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(51:48):
Go to lone Star ninety two to five dot com
right now click on the link for Thank a Teacher, Dallas.
Speaker 2 (52:11):
Forwards Classic Rock lone Star ninety two five. Will as
Anna calls it Friday eat yes, and I can hardly
wait for the weekend. Okay, So it's July thirty first, right, Yes,
didn't you tell me it was George Jetson's birthday today? Yeah,
he's three years old because according to the cartoon, he
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was born on this date July thirty first, twenty twenty five. Right,
twenty two twenty two. Oh, that's right, so he would
be three.
Speaker 9 (52:41):
Years old year result today. Happy third birthday, George Jetson.
Speaker 2 (52:44):
This was way before he plowed Jane and had el
Roy and Judy. He plowed. See, in case you hadn't noticed,
I look at stuff in a completely different way every
single day. Oh my god, I see a naked Jane.
(53:05):
Well now I wouldn't mind that, you know who else?
Wo Betty? All right, let's move on, please, let's do
let's talk time wasters.
Speaker 9 (53:18):
This is what's up on the Bow and Them show
page at lone Star ninety two five dot com forget
MLB's trade deadline. Today, two rock bands have traded drummers
sort of. The food Fighters who fired Josh Freeze back
in may remember that. Oh yeah, well, they reportedly chosen
a new drummer, and in related news, so have the
Nine Inch Nails. And as it turns out, no need
(53:38):
to feel bad for Josh Freeze because he is going
to the nine Inch Nails, while the Food Fighters have
hired longtime Nine Inch Nails drummer Elon Rubin.
Speaker 2 (53:48):
Ah, so they traded drummers. It just like football, yeah, exactly.
Uh Bo, you talked about this a little bit earlier.
Speaker 9 (53:55):
Sammy Hagar and his family had to be moved to
higher ground in mal We due to those tsunami warnings
after the eight point eight earthquake in eastern Russia. Of course,
as evacuations go, Sammy was his wasn't that bad because
he and his wife.
Speaker 2 (54:10):
Ended up at the Ritz Carlton.
Speaker 11 (54:11):
Oh.
Speaker 9 (54:12):
Sammy took to social media to talk about his experience
at the Ritz Carlton.
Speaker 8 (54:16):
We are on higher ground and I can tell you
this place was so accommodating and gorgeous.
Speaker 10 (54:22):
Highly recommended, thanks management staff.
Speaker 2 (54:27):
Just awesome thank you.
Speaker 11 (54:29):
We're happy.
Speaker 2 (54:30):
Well, you know, not everybody can go seek higher ground
at the Lyts Carlton like family.
Speaker 9 (54:36):
Some probably had to pitch a tent, you know. After
holding blood drives at all of their seventy two tour stops,
Metallica are teaming up to help the Red Cross again.
The new Give Where You Live campaign is going to
run now through February twenty six. Fans who sign up
to give blood or platelets through redcrossblood dot org slash
Metallica are going to receive the new limited edition Red
(55:00):
Cross Metallica T shirt while supplies last, and donors are
also going to be entered to win a one of.
Speaker 2 (55:06):
A kind guitar from Metallica. So pretty cool stuff. Elton
John celebrated his thirty fifth year.
Speaker 9 (55:12):
Of sobriety on Tuesday, and he posted a photo of
cards and flowers on social media that he received for
his sobriety birthday. If you will, Elton says his life
is much better since he became sober.
Speaker 12 (55:24):
Yeah, since nineteen nineteen. I've been sober since then. My
life has been amazing, as if it wasn't before. Since
I've been sober, the liking happened I wrote for the stage.
I've written for the cinema. I have an AIDS foundation.
I've written for the theater. I have a twenty year
old relationship with someone. I have two children. There are
bad things that have happened, but I could deal with them,
and I don't have to go into the bottle and
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find myself and lose myself because of it.
Speaker 2 (55:49):
You know what I was thinking about doing that when
I'm ninety, You're going to give up the bottle. When
you're ninety, I give up the bottle and ninety go
to Heroin.
Speaker 9 (56:00):
Songs by Lenyard skinnerd Foreigner, and Tom Petty and the
Heartbreakers have all seen in Uptick in Streams and they
have Adam Sandler to thank. Those songs were all featured
in Happy Gilmore two, and because of the movie, a
lot of people are going online and downloading these songs.
Leonyrd Skynerd's Tuesday's Gone, Foreigner's Jukebox, Hero and Tom Petty
(56:24):
and the Heartbreakers the Waiting. Finally, the Law and Order
theme song has always been iconic, but now it's going
viral with its own TikTok dance.
Speaker 2 (56:36):
Okay, so there's a dance to this Yes, people are
posting dances to the Law and Order theme song, and.
Speaker 9 (56:43):
We have a couple of them up on our page,
including one from the dancing weather Man from the Carolinas.
Speaker 2 (56:50):
Next up on NBC Law and Order, It's Special Dance Unit.
Check out the video on the Bow and Them show
page at lone star ninety two to five dot com.
Only Jimmy Hendris would get stoned enough to think, well,
let's put a kazoo in this stock. Okay, as long
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as it were, they were not easy, okay. Well that's
a good fun with music day here today. It was
a really good show today.
Speaker 9 (57:20):
Dry we wrapped up Friday Eve.
Speaker 2 (57:25):
Tomorrow is Friday Day, the actual show enough Friday. Yeah,
By the way, I gotta ask it. Did we go
off the air briefly earlier today starting at eight twenty
seven this morning until around eight thirty two, really for
five whole minutes. Yeah, and we had no idea until
I might go you know, y'all. Well, I got a
(57:46):
message from a listener who said we were off the air.
Well we're back on, and hey, the party is just good.
Just keep talking. We don't stop. We don't know, we
just consider it. Well, it still must be working, right.
Speaker 10 (58:00):
There's a small fire unfortunately during the morning show, and
it was snuffed out eventually.
Speaker 3 (58:05):
Good.
Speaker 2 (58:06):
Well that's because we're good. It's snuffing out stuff like
our careers. So our after show decompressionization is next. Feel
free to join in. They look loud, yeah, and we'll
talk about whatever y'all want to talk about, or we'll,
like usually, just talk about nothing. Can we sing Boris
the Spider again if you want? Can we do that?
(58:28):
Or will they cut us off? Scaring them in the cars?
Those songs are stuck in my head as long as
we sing over it. There's no copyright nothing. Oh really, yeah,
well I just know the Boris the Spider part Creep
Creep group. That was so great. We'll give me, give
me a couple of minutes to set it up and
then we'll go on. Guy, y'all really want to do it?
(58:51):
Will do it? Aren't I so a commentant? Right now?
Come on, man, you did really good on your song?
Is it anyway? Still laughing on the inside the inside,
the Rocky Man brus on the inside, Eddie Murphy, All right,
we'll see you tomorrow and we'll see on the after
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the show coming up. I keep between the ditches
As of now, I'm looking for a new boy with
the beat, and when I find him, I'm going to
name him Johnny Melody. Johnny Melody, we thought he could
take a short cut to success. You rob it around,
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of the year, with the greatest rock and roll music
played by the biggest rock and roll groups this side
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Speaker 2 (01:01):
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And if you walk down Crocco will grow in.
Speaker 4 (01:47):
A fabulous collection called Runs and Roads with James Brown,
Kenny Rogers, that manutes as anymore. If you tried to
buy these.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
Runners cover, What's you away.
Speaker 4 (01:58):
You can only get it from Croco Gross Rose's stars
and stammers from Crapo, where we say, if you'll buy this,
you'll buy anything.
Speaker 6 (02:08):
Let's rock, Sure, welcome to rock and roll Fantasy Camp.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
You just want mindless generic rock.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
He's not rocking out rock rock road music.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
I'm gonna rock her work.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
You're ready to rock the house, ready to kick out
the jam.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Let's do it to it rock and roll.
Speaker 7 (02:33):
Rock.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Well, that'll wake you up, your ass up. Damn well,
it is fun with music days Friday Eve, Friday, Friday
Eve love it and it's the last Thursday of the
month that I don't love so much. Well, we got
our subject, so I'll let y'all know what the subjects
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are and we'll have to come up with the song
by seven thirty five. And it's not the blues bed
this week. Well, that's not the blues. I have thrown
you guys a curve ball you have for that?
Speaker 3 (03:13):
Fuck?
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Come on, that's good. Every once in a while, you
can't hit fastballs all day. That's very true. It keeps
your powder dry, right, bo ye do.
Speaker 8 (03:22):
Well.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Today is the last thirday of the month and we
are celebrating Yes, National intern Day. Now, we've had several
interns work for us, and they always help you get
stuff done until they realize they're not getting paid.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
For doing it.
Speaker 9 (03:38):
Yeah, they've kind of changed that in some states where
if you're an intern and you're doing actual work.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
You have to be paid. You should get something you
really true. We're either of you ever in a radio
station intern No, uh no, but we've had several interns
working here. Christina she yes works down the hall.
Speaker 10 (03:57):
Yeah, Christina started as an internship.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Yes in here, he's right over there. A lot of
boards started as in yes, yes, how I met them
some success stories about that's great. It's also a World
Ranger Day, not our baseball team. It's for forest rangers.
You know, the guys in the towers in forest, like
Smoky the Bear or Smoky Bear. It's yeah, he's not
Smoky V Bear. I gave him the middle name. Okay, okay,
(04:22):
Uncommon Instrument Awareness Day. I love it. I can play
my face does that comet? Where's your sand? Trump? Sut up?
That's it. You do such a great job with that
National Mutt Day. We called them pines fifty seven love it.
(04:47):
Mutts are just loyal, ain't they Yes, they are speaking
of dogs. It's National Chili Dog Day. Oh gosh, we
need to go get a chili We have a real
craving for a chili dog. Nothing else w do. And
now I've got a doghouse has the best show. Yes,
Portillo is not bad either. Oh yeah, oh yeah, National
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avocado Day. Although they don't really go with chili dogs,
guacamole will go with just about anything, even spam. And
what a coincidence it's National spam Day. You have to
really fry up the spam for it to be good.
I agree, I'd rather have a chili dog. I know
how much they love spam in Hawaii. But again I'm
going with chili dogs. Let's get fry it up really good.
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Pan too big in Japan if you're having breakfast. Now,
it's shredded wheat Day. I like shredded I did too.
Remember when they used to come in these big, huge things. Yeah,
destroy it, just one of them. You put it in
a bowl, put some milk, innuts and sugar on it.
I used to love shredded wheat when I was young
pupp and I most likely still do. I just don't
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ever buy it. It keeps your regular lots of fiber. Hey, yeah,
I need a good dump every once in a while.
I'm gonna need one for the shows. Over All, thanks
for sharing. And if you're wanting some candy, it's National
Cotton Candy Day and it's National junk for jelly Beans
Day if you're into jelly beans. I never was that much,
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not like Ronald Reagan, our former president. Ronald Reagan had
a thing for jelly beans, and people were giving him
all kinds of different flavors of it. Yep, I just
soon do it out. I'll go back to the chili dogs.
Speaker 9 (06:25):
Harry, Harry Potter, jelly beans are kind of special, like
it's not flavored and yeah, beer butter.
Speaker 10 (06:33):
Yeah, there's a lot of gross jelly beans out there
that are flavored like vomit and other things.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Yes, oh, just what I want. Yeah, people do, Harry Potter. Yeah,
they do social media challenges online with them. I want
to vomit flavored jelly beans, so I can vomit. After all,
not gonna happen. I'll pass at this junction. Okay. So
before we get rolling here, we got sports of all
sorts to talk abouts. See what's going on in training camp?
(07:02):
Understand there were a lot of fights going on there.
Oh boy, well that just means they're getting agressive. Also,
we have the freaking fool file, which defies any kind
of description, and once you hear it you will see why.
Then it's mash up time. That's okay, are we ready?
(07:24):
It's dy time to do Hey, seven fifty pick your ticket.
Don't forget. We got Toto tickets and Queen's Right tickets
up for drafts. You know we also gons left one
of these showtime Dallas Horse Classic Rock Loan Star ninety
two five. There's no sin in getting upset if somebody
looked like a lady.
Speaker 11 (07:46):
No, not at all.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Hey, look at time. It is six thirty wars of
All's a right brought to.
Speaker 9 (07:52):
You by the will Hide Law Firm. Injury lawyers go
to Willhidewinds dot com.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
Well tomorrow we will be in August and the Dallas
Cowboys have yet to come to terms with pass Rusher
Micah Parsons. Why can't they just get this done? I
think Jerry's waiting until the last minute, just like he
did last year. Well, Jerry dragging out negotiations has become
an annual event, which also leads to plenty of trade speculation.
(08:17):
While Dallas has been able to come to terms with
their star players before the start of the regular season,
there's always an outside chance that Jerry could decide against
paying Parson the top market money. Some Cowboys players could
also get fed up with the media games and decide
they would rather go elsewhere. Yeah, it is highly unlikely
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this round of negotiations ends with anything other than Parsons
signing a mega deal that resets the market for pass rushers. However,
ESPN's Bill Barnwell discussed that a potential trade might be
in the work. Yes, there's talks about Jerry giving Micah
the old heath ho out of town instead of opening
his wallet like we all know he should. But say
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it's more likely he will get signed. You know how
Jerry likes to drag his feet. Yep.
Speaker 9 (09:05):
It was a heated practice at Cowboys training camp yesterday
and it had nothing to do with the weather in Oxnard, California, but.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
With fights on the field during practice.
Speaker 9 (09:15):
After one scuffle, head coach Brian Schottenheimer kicked rookie offensive
lineman of Johnny Cornelius out of practice, and then after
the third fight, a furious, Shoddy pulled the team together
for a lengthy and explative filled speech before making the
whole team and even some of the coaching staff run
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sidelined to sideline his punishment until he said stop.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Yeah, that's what coaches do.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
Ye.
Speaker 9 (09:43):
Other than the fights, a couple of players were able
to impress coaches on the field yesterday, including Cowboys Rooking
running back and Longhorn, Jaden Blue and Nate Thomas, who
last year spent his rookie season on injured reserve because
of a knee issue. Well, yesterday he was able to
impress the coaches as the Cowboys starting left tackle since
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Tyler Geiden is out four to six weeks with a
bone fracture.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
In his knee. And that's the latest from Cowboys training camp.
Why thank you for the update there.
Speaker 10 (10:13):
Labl ESPN has ended its relationship with Pro Football Hall
of Famer and media analyst Shannon Sharp.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
Oh yeah, he's got that rape.
Speaker 10 (10:21):
Yes, less than two weeks after he reached a settlement
and a high profile civil lawsuit accusing him indeed of
sexual assault. The lawsuit filed in April by a woman
identified only as Jane Doe in court documents, alleged that
Sharp raped her in Nevada, and she's seeking fifty million
in damages for emotional and psychological harm. Sharp immediately denied
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these allegations. He called the case an attempted extortion. He
insists the two were in a consensual relationship, and Sharp
has not appeared on ESPN since late April, when the
lawsuit first got underway. The previously said he intended to
return in time for na Felt training camp coverage.
Speaker 9 (11:01):
No, not happening because of the settlement. They feel like, Nope,
you're guilty.
Speaker 10 (11:07):
It's probably a big part of the settlement there, you
got to go. ESPN declined to comment on his status
or why he was let go. We'll keep you posting.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
Okay, Now, there's two things that could be a caveat here.
He either actually did it or they had a consensual relationship.
He pissed her off and then she cried raight because
that happened. Sometimes it's a case if he said she
said yeah, yep. But Shannon Shark just looks like he's guilty. Creeper.
Mike Tyson had a tragedy occurry yesterday. The legendary boxing
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star lost his longtime coaching trainer Tommy Brooks, the boxing
coach who also worked with Evander Holyfield. He died at
the age of seventy one. This was one of those
guys who had been with Mike all through his career,
and the news hit him pretty hard. Boxing promoter lou
de Bella announced the difficult news too young. Debella said,
great boxing man, an even better person. He was just
(12:03):
a solid dude. Tommy born in Arkansas, was undoubtedly one
of the greatest boxing trainers of all time. He also
built an impressive amateur career, which included two wins over
Michael Sphinx Remember him, Yeah, he beat all Lee one
Joe I remember his teeth. He had some fun he did.
Let's hear it.
Speaker 9 (12:22):
For Rangers pitcher Nathan Eovaldi, he earned his one hundredth
career win last night in California. Nathan Evaldi gave the
Rangers seven full innings with just one run allowed on
six hits, with two walks and four strikeouts as the
Rangers beat the Angels six to three last night to
avoid a sweep of all these clutch performance was rewarded
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by an avalanche or four runs in the top of
the eighth all of which came with two outs in
the inning. Dollas Garcia hit a two run homer that
gave Texas some breathing room in the game, but Wyatt
Langford kept it going when he struck out but took
first on a wild pitch that was followed by three
straight singles, including one that pitcher Sam Botman just couldn't
field in time to load the bases. Catcher Jonahin then
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drew a walk to force in the final run of
the game. Up next for the Rangers, they traveled to
Seattle to take on the Mariners. First pitch tonight will
be at eight forty. You can watch the game on
the Rangers Sports Network.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
It's Uvalde nice.
Speaker 10 (13:21):
Here's some MLB news about another baseball superstar. But he's struggling.
Dodgers fans and players a little concerned about show. Hey Otani. Otani,
the best two way player listed in baseball history, returned
to pitching this year after missing all of last year's season.
He's undergone two Tommy John surgeries. She had won seven
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years ago, and then he had won two years ago. Again.
Last night, with the Dodgers taken on Cincinnati, Otani had
a concerning appearance on the mound. He threw six straight
balls in the bottom of the fourth. Couple of those
pitches missed really badly. It was notable something is off
off with sho Hey. He walked off the mound into
the dugout and he looked dejected. He looked pissed off
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in himself. Overall, this guy is one of the best
game hitters around, and when he's healthy up on the
pitching mound one of the best pictures too. Perhaps this
will be the final straw, and Otani will look to
just hit moving forward. We hope he's gonna be all right.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
Yeah, he's too big of a superstar to have him
get hurt like that. You know, he's got that children's
book about his dog that just was recently released. Huh yeah, well,
how cute. Well Tuesday night, Baltimore swept a doubleheader against Toronto.
But for Sir Anthony Dominguz that's his name, se Er
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Anthony Domingus, it was a split. The Orioles traded the
reliever to the Blue Jays between the two games. After
the first game, he says, I was there with the
guys and they call me and they tell me, hey,
you got traded. Go to the other dougout. Oh damn.
He threw a scoreless seventh inning for Toronto, but Baltimore
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ultimately prevailed three to two. The last place Orioles have
also traded away relievers Brian Baker Gregory Soto is part
of what has been a mild selloff. Is what they
call it. The double A affiliates for the Blue Jays
and Orioles. New Hampshire and Chesapeake were also playing each
other on Tuesday night. It's crazy, Mercy, Mercy, mercy. Can
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you imagine you're playing with one team and at the
end of the doubleheader one of the games, he said,
you got to go the other dugout. You don't play
for us anymore. He needs to get a new uniform
and everything exactly. Hey, you might win tickets to see
these guys seven fifty his toto. There's that like one
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man Brasiers that lifts and separate. That's cross your across
your heart. Sorry, I get everything confused sometimes. All right,
these guys already know, but I'm gonna tell you. Rescue
is what our subjects are for. Whose song is it? Anyway? Okay?
The subjects are Mark Cuban's birthday. Apparently today is his birthday. Well,
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happy birthday, Mark, Ozzy's funeral yesterday, stinkiest melon, Trinity River
Cowboys training camp, and my favorite grandpas at the Strip Club.
Thought of that one. I wonder so Mark Cuban's birthday,
Ozzy's funeral, stinkest mel in, Trinity River Cowboys training camp,
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and Grandpa's at the Strip Club. You don't have to
get all of them. You don't have to do them. Yeah,
use it, many of them as you can. All right,
about forty five minutes. We should have his own for it.
Now it's time for the freaking fool file. In Denver,
a preacher and his wife have been indicted on forty
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counts of theft, securities fraud, and racketeering related to what's
being called a crypt currency scam. Prosecutors accused Eligio and
Caitlin Rigolotto of soliciting three point four million dollars from
investors looking to buy their cryptocurrency call IDx coin, which
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Eli allegedly said was an idea inspired by God because
God told him directly to do it. Lord didn't usually
do finance things like that. Instead of going into the
business venture, they say, the regulatos use the funds on
personal expenses, including a brand new home and another home
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renovation that they say the Lord told them to do.
Along with the Lord told them to get airline tickets,
hotel rooms, and high end retail merchandise among other personal expenses. Wow,
what the Lord really piped up? God tells you do,
you better do. The couple claimed that they've done nothing
wrong because God himself told them to do that. Thou
(18:03):
shalt have your fluck invest in crypto currency? Am.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:09):
Prosecutors also say the crypto has no value whatsoever, and
every single investor lost every single penny they invested. A
ven straw for the case was held last May, and
the couple is now waiting for a ruling from the
judge and not from God. He has nothing to do
with this, thank you. He has not that scam written
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all over it. But they can tell their their congregation.
God personally told me to do it, and we will
give details. So sad that people will just believe everything
they hear. Sometimes, bo it's stupid ideas.
Speaker 8 (18:45):
Go.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
This one's up there on the list.
Speaker 9 (18:47):
A Pennsylvania lawyer has admitted to forging a federal judge's
signature on fake court orders. Forty one year old Michael
Brandon Cullen from Hollisday Byrd pleaded guilty to two forgery
charges last week. Cohen told a client that he filed
a lawsuit against a healthcare company in federal court, but
never actually filed it. Instead, he sent the client fake
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court orders in May and October of twenty twenty two
that looked like they came from Chief Judge Matthew Brand
of the Middle District of Pennsylvania. Those fake orders said
the client won the case against the healthcare company. However,
Judge Brand never issued these orders or signed them. Cohen
admitted he forged the judge's electronic signature on the fate documents.
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He got his law license in Pennsylvania and federal court
back in twenty twenty two. He's going to be sentenced
on November eighteenth, and he could face up to ten
years in prison and a fine of up to a
half a million dollars for forging the judge's signature.
Speaker 2 (19:47):
Well, never a good idea. All these people scamming other people, Yep, exactly,
y'all need to behavior damn self all right.
Speaker 10 (19:55):
In California, a woman's doorbell camera captured a video of
a mysterious shape, a figure if you will, that has
some residence, speculating that it's an extra terrestrial being.
Speaker 2 (20:07):
I saw that. I saw that video. Yes, spooky looking
image here.
Speaker 10 (20:12):
Man Jessica Ortiz shared footage to social media showing what
a ring camera picked up outside of her Compton home
after dark. The video appears to show an unusually shaped
figure with a big head. It looks like the creature
in the movie Alien kind of yikes, walking right next
to her house. Someone, anyone please explain to me what
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my ring just caught. I'm not tripping right, That's what
Ortez wrote online. Some commenters said the figure resembles an
extraterrestrial from another planet or another mysterious creature, while others
speculated it could have just been a person wearing a
hat in the dark.
Speaker 2 (20:48):
Yeah, a big old alien bet that goes way down
the back. Yeah, something fancy.
Speaker 10 (20:53):
The video has reached more than a million views on
Instagram or Teas has yet to receive a definitive answer
that her best guess is it's still alien activity.
Speaker 2 (21:03):
Of someone with a beehive. It does look like it
has that bulbous hand like the yeah from Hell. I'm
watching this video right now. Then there is Jeffrey Epstein.
That's GEO F F E R I with a G.
(21:23):
That's an unfortunate name. He is running for mayor in Farmingham, Massachusetts.
Of course he's not the disgrace dead pedophile Jeffrey Epstein
with a J, but some people who live there think
he is that Jeffrey Eppstein. Now, yeah, you didn't say
the way to waser spell. You may want to change
(21:43):
your name, dude. Now, most people know that the Jeffrey
Epstein with a J has been dead for six years,
but a lot of residents in that town didn't get
the memo and are furious that the state is letting
a pedophile run for mayor. In fact, some of those
village idiots are actually protesting at the courthouse, screaming for
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the Jeffrey Epstein with a G to quote, show us
the list, Show us the list, not knowing they've got
the wrong Jeffrey Epstein, the one with a J. Now
the farming mayor are hopeful who goes by Geoff says
it's not much of an issue among most locals who
know him from his work that he did with public
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schools and know that he is not that Jeffrey Epstein
with a J. I still don't want to hear that name.
But a lot of Tom folks think he is that
Jeffrey Epstein and are pissed off to a new level
and have been flooding the courthouse with angry emails and
phone calls. As Forrest Gump once said, stupid is that
(22:47):
stupid does right, And that's certainly a case of it
right there.
Speaker 9 (22:51):
Hey, coming up next hour, not only do we have
a mash up for you on phone with Music Day,
but you get to pick your ticket. Choose between tickets
to see Toto at work in Christopher Cross August eighteenth
at the Toyota Music Factory, or you can pick tickets
to see Queen's Right at the House of Blues in December.
Pick your ticket around seven to fifty right here on
the Bow and Them show on lone Star ninety two five.
Speaker 2 (23:13):
Dallas hors Classic Rock lone Star ninety two five. Now
I know what you're thinking. Yeah, you're thinking, hey bo,
hey bo, what kind of stupid ass mashup do you have?
That is as stupid ass as all the other ones
you have done. That's exactly what I was thinking, well,
it involves the song you just heard, and you're probably
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not gonna forgive me for this one, but here goes everyone.
Oh boy, And and of course Anna was sing the.
Speaker 7 (24:02):
That worked for me.
Speaker 2 (24:04):
You know what, I think I might actually be going
to hell for that in themselves modering like like reving
(24:31):
up an engine like yes, oh, are boat sister Christian?
Speaker 11 (24:38):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (24:39):
But her sister is an atheist. Okay, I need to
know how you guys are coming with your who song is? Today?
I'm done? Are you really bad? But it's done? I
think I wrote too much for it for this one. Well,
we'll see. The subjects are Mark Cuban's birthday today, Ozzie's
funeral yesterday, Danky smell in Trinity River, Cowboys training camp,
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and my personal favorite Grandpas at the Strip Club. A
plus for whoever sent that one in, we will have
that for you in just a matter of minutes. But
I should tell you you need to be aware that
you were about to see a bunch of horny tarantulas
waking up and looking to get laid because mating season
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for them is happening today. They generally like to stay
buried in their holes until mating season but guess what
is maiden season. The Texas brown tarantulas don't spin traditional webs.
They prefer to stay in silk line burrows and wait
for prey to walk by, and then they pop out.
Now eat them and take them back in there. Now
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you may see the nocturnal spiders when they come out
to search for a screwing partner. I remember when I
lived in Brownwood, Texas. Yeah, I once went to Abilene
just by the way. There's not much there, but on
the way back, I kept seeing these glowing things out
on the desert and a guy later told me, man
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over tarantula eyes looking at you. Whoa they glow in
the dark like that, well when you shine a headlight
on it, and they probably shine brighter when they're horning.
And look at them. How nasty. They're all hairy and horning.
Once they've mated, the females can lay up to one
thousand eggs that will hatch in late summer, which bring
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more of the creepy spiders, which can grow to have
a leg span of five inches. Now, torrentials may be
scary looking, but they're generally harmless to pets and people.
Speaker 9 (26:43):
So you say, yeah, what I told you about, like
when I was seven years old and I stepped on
one and had the big old bulb in the back,
and all these little spiders scattered everywhere. Oh it disgusted me.
Speaker 2 (26:54):
It was like when I lived in New Orleans. I
lived in an apartment complex and the guy directly above me,
his name was Glenn. I can't remember his last name.
But this guy not only had a pet tarantula named Caesar,
but he also had a bowl constrictor that he let
me hold one time. You complete it just tightened the
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bull constrictors, saying, boy, I will squeeze your jet. It
was Bo and the Boa. But I was more worried
about the tarantulas, you know, because they're creepy and they're smaller.
And I said, uh, so where's that tarantula? Where's Caesar?
He said, Oh, he hides in the furniture. He could
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come out if you feel him crawling on your arm.
Please don't swat him, because he's my pet. Glenn, I
will kick your neighbor ass o long. I would not
have gone back to that guy's house ever again, Well
I did because he had weeds, all right. See where
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your priorities lie? Coming out we're going to give you
this god awful version of whose song is it? Any way?
But we told you earlier at the first of the
show that today is World Park Ranger Day. Yeah, I
have a way to celebrate, Okay, something like this.
Speaker 9 (28:12):
You like nature, I love the.
Speaker 2 (28:14):
Great outdoor by women.
Speaker 3 (28:16):
Thank You're a geek.
Speaker 2 (28:17):
Who told you she would lie and she promised you. Hey, hey, relax,
we're looking for people like you.
Speaker 7 (28:23):
We're the National Park Service and we're looking for firetower
forest ringers.
Speaker 11 (28:27):
To go up in one of those high towers in
the middle of nowhere like I'm not lonely enough.
Speaker 2 (28:33):
Like I would cut into your social life. Besides, we
give you magazines to read big Whoopie like wet Field
and stream h How does Playboy sound?
Speaker 11 (28:43):
Oh that sounds boy like it?
Speaker 7 (28:45):
Plus Panhouse but Manius, slut Puppy and jugs filled with
photos of women you couldn't hope to meet. And you'll
be up there all day long by yourself, no one around.
Speaker 2 (28:56):
Who sign me up to be a ranger? Are there
any opening? We're looking for hundreds? Why so many?
Speaker 7 (29:02):
They keep going blind? Ooh, sign up to be a
fire tower ranger today? Now you know what they're doing
up there.
Speaker 2 (29:12):
Dallas Forwards Classic Rock lone Star ninety two to five
coming up. You can pick your tickets. Choose between tickets
to see Toto Minute Work and Christopher Cross or you
can have tickets to see Queen's Reich. Whichever one you
don't pick, of course, goes into the eight forty ticket Lindo, guys,
it is time. But before we get into this, Yes,
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that was something I'd like to do real quick, Okay.
A lady called in and she said, ohoh, what was
that cartoon? I think it was in the sixties. It
had a baby and a guy made out of rope
and a guy that was a tornado. And I said, oh,
my dear, you're talking about one of my favorite cartoons
as a kid, The Mighty Heroes Sperman Ruman. Let me
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just play you the intro to the Mighty Heroes before
we get into this alf of song with Gokay, here
you go and is.
Speaker 3 (30:11):
The raven shouts defiance. The call goes out to the
mightiest heroes of them all sprung Man Oo Manado Man
Man and diaper Man, Cuckoo Man, Google Googoo.
Speaker 2 (31:05):
There they are the mighty hero that was out in
nineteen sixty six. Man looked like a chicken, and he
always had that bomb in his hands. Oh yeah, and
diaperman always had his bottle that he would suck on,
and he'd take that bottle by the nipple and swing
it around and hit bad guys. I guess we can't
(31:27):
top that, So forget whose song is? Oh oh yeah, right,
no contrail. Like I said, it's time, okay, here are
the subjects you gave us. Mark Cuban's birthday today, Ozzie's
funeral yesterday, the stinkiest smell in Trinity River, that's every day. Yeah,
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Cowboys training camp. And like I say, my favorite grandpa's
at the strip club and we're not doing it to
the blues bed. Are you all ready? Because ready or not,
here we go. I will start it out thought to
an thought to ale and then I'll take it home.
All ready, let's go here, go or nothing? And I
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do mean all right. Grandma's not here. He's gone drink
(32:41):
all the scotch. He's probably got a bunch of strippers grinding.
Speaker 3 (32:45):
On his crutch in tip bars.
Speaker 2 (32:50):
The cowboys are still in training tamp while the trendy
smells like a turd. That is damped and hard.
Speaker 1 (33:01):
Raak.
Speaker 12 (33:06):
Hold on.
Speaker 9 (33:17):
Here with Grandpa at the stinky strip bar. He can
see lots of tents.
Speaker 2 (33:22):
It's the only way to live. Stripped Bars.
Speaker 9 (33:28):
Cuban's birthday need to get him the gift from the
Dallas Cowboys and.
Speaker 2 (33:34):
A gift from z. All right, all right, you got
your rescue me. It's coming coming. This was a bad idea.
Ready to hit it a.
Speaker 5 (33:54):
Board ward drip bar and my grandpa's right, bear, he's
really a pose to that girl's puny care.
Speaker 2 (34:01):
Stripped Bar.
Speaker 5 (34:05):
And Mark Cuban turned sixty seven this week. Meanwhile, the
man's are just trying not to.
Speaker 2 (34:12):
Speak like a red a bar. You wear you all there? Oh,
take it how, I'm gonna take it home. Then I'm
gonna take it home. Then we'll be done for another month.
Speaker 6 (34:24):
Okay, here we go, now, Bozzy fuverl what's real hard
to take?
Speaker 2 (34:35):
But Mark Cubans has been some birthday cake in his car.
Grandpa came back from the strip club broke, but at
least he got his scrotum stroke. It gets marred. Are
(34:56):
we done?
Speaker 1 (34:58):
Well?
Speaker 2 (34:58):
Thank God for John m oh Like. That wasn't enough.
If you want to sing another verse, No, pick your
ticket coming up Dallas Horse Classic Rock Bah Good lone
Star ninety two five. What you snickering about? How at
(35:18):
the cars song? Gary Newman has fallen into a coma
after we'd just butchered his song. He's setting me a season.
That's all right, You're done for another month at least. Hallelujah,
Oh God, all right, it is time now to piic
(35:39):
your ticket. Choose between tickets to see Total Minute Working
Christopher Cross at the Pavilion at Toyota Music Factory that
is on the eighteenth of August. Oh, you can have
tickets to see Queen's Reich at the House of Blues
in Dallas December thirteenth. Pick your ticket. And today, since
it is fun with music Day, sometimes I like to
(35:59):
do a TV theme, yeah, or a commercial theme or
a movie theme. Well today it's a movie theme, okay, okay,
And actor Wesley Snipes turned sixty three today. So this
is the theme from a Wesley Snipes movie. This is
so easy. You better get this right off the bat.
(36:20):
And I'll tell you right now this is the ending
theme to this particular movie. Okay, okay, you tell me
what Wesley Snipes movie. This is, and I'll let you
pick your ticket. And there's a hint at the very
first of this. You ready to us there you go,
(36:42):
come on, you can get it the yep, oh yeah movie, Yeah,
good movie. Let me let it play a while. People
are going, I know that damn movie.
Speaker 3 (36:55):
I just.
Speaker 2 (36:59):
Movies a lot. Is it The Mighty Heroes? No, that's
the cartoon and this is around the time.
Speaker 9 (37:04):
If it's a closing theme song, then I'm like making
a beeline.
Speaker 2 (37:08):
To the rest of you. Yes, because you can't pitch
it back forever in the field. I had to do
that when I saw Titanic, I had to pee twice
and I, oh, hey, this is nice and syncopated. Now,
isn't it kind of annoying?
Speaker 11 (37:30):
Really?
Speaker 2 (37:30):
If you want to know, I don't think we're at
a strip club looking for Grandpa. Like at a strip
club where nobody knows how to dance. This should be
hard to do a dance to. Hello on, then show
tell me what Wesley Snipe's movie that is. Is it Blait?
It is Blake? Well, there was kind of Like I said,
there was a hint at beginning when you heard oh great,
(37:53):
I should tell you right, yeah, all right, First of all,
who is this the even? All right? Steven? Which tickets
do you want? Do you want the Total Minute Work
and Christopher Cross tickets or you want the Queen's Right tickets.
I'll do the Christopher Cross tickets, Christopher Cross, the nice
good Yes, okay, hang on, Stephen and we'll hook you up. Okay,
(38:17):
all right, all right? That means we will have some
tickets to go see Queen's Right in the eight forty
ticket window.
Speaker 9 (38:23):
That's right right, Bill and I aren't the only ones
opening up the lone Star ticket window today. Jeff k
will open up the lone Star ticket window around four
thirty five this afternoon, right after he wraps up an
hour of non stop classic rock for your workday, and
he has tickets to see George Thoroughgood and The Destroyer.
So make sure you keep listening all day the Dallas
What Words Classic Rock lone Star ninety two five, lone Star.
Speaker 2 (38:47):
Ninety two five. Just like def Leppard brings on the heartache,
this show brings on the excess stomach cast. Yeah, the
heart's burn, Yeah, the heartburn. There you go a bit okay?
Speaker 9 (38:59):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (38:59):
If I were to say the name Frank Mfay, you
would have no idea who I'm talking about, right, He
was a co founder of a legendary do wop and
rock and roll vocal group. He was eighty five. Now,
if his name doesn't ring a bell, then his group
was Danny and the Juniors, who had this song at the.
Speaker 3 (39:32):
Stop at me no Stola.
Speaker 2 (39:35):
Of course, that reminds me of dash Riprop doing Let's
go smoke some pop yeah. Born in Philadelphia in nineteen
thirty nine, he graduated from high school in fifty seven,
and he was still in high school when he co
founded the doo wop group Danny and the Juniors with
Danny Rapp. I assume he was Danny, Dave White, and
Joe Terra Nova. In December of fifty seven, the group
(39:57):
performed on American Bandstand as a last minute replacement some
group canceled and they couldn't find anybody, so they called
these Guidance and old Gozer. We'll do it. So that
song at the top was introduced to a national audience.
ABC Paramount bought the recording and released it in January
fifty eight, turning it into a nation wide hit. As
(40:19):
annoying as the song was, it was a nationwide hen
hats all. But back in the fifties that was Hey, yeah,
that's pretty hip.
Speaker 9 (40:28):
So you know you did that tarantula story. Yeah, okay,
So Velda emailed me. She said, one morning, I went
to get my clothes out for work, got into the shower.
When I came out, I saw a big brown spot
on the closet floor. First, I thought my cat had
taken a huge dump, but it was too big, so
I went to take a closer look.
Speaker 2 (40:46):
It was a transi trantual blester hart.
Speaker 13 (40:52):
She says.
Speaker 2 (40:53):
She screamed so loud, and I'm sure it scared the
tarantula right away. Probably that is because we did a
story called Tarantula Mating season around here is taking place
and there's a bunch of horny tarantula's looking to get laid.
That today's the day the mating season starts. Day, the
(41:15):
mating season starts today. Watch yourself, Velda. And uh, after
we did that story, I got a call from a guy.
He said, bo, you missed the opportunity to play Boris
the Spider And it wasn't in the computer playlist, but
I found a copy of it. Way to go Bow
(41:39):
and that's right, it's perfect to play this song after
the Tarantula story Bo's Hidden Stash.
Speaker 9 (41:45):
So here.
Speaker 8 (41:50):
The side is a Tarantulas conost.
Speaker 3 (42:12):
I just walked today, don't think.
Speaker 1 (42:26):
All right?
Speaker 2 (42:27):
One last night.
Speaker 11 (42:29):
Spire Despier.
Speaker 2 (42:37):
That's from an album called Happy Jack. Remember that one.
Speaker 11 (42:40):
Yes, Oh God, God help me. I've got bars the
spide running.
Speaker 2 (42:54):
All through my head for the rest of the day.
As long as he's in your head and crawling on
your body. Damn right, I swat his ass right in
and there. Okay, coming up, we have some Queen's write
tickets in the lone star ticket window. But first a
word from one of our Bundy fine sponsor.
Speaker 13 (43:11):
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Yeah, the brit comes out all square and it takes
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Wow, a steaming hot loaf of brown bread and the
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Speaker 13 (43:28):
Room plus the loaf pincher is easy to use. Just
listen to what these satisfy customers are saying about the
loaf pincher.
Speaker 2 (43:36):
I pinch a loaf twice a day. I love to
pinch a loaf after my morning coffee.
Speaker 3 (43:40):
Look, mom, I pitched a loaf all on myself.
Speaker 13 (43:43):
Best of all, the loaf pincher is totally portable. Take
one indoors, outdoors, in your boat or RV. You can
even pinch a loaf at the office.
Speaker 2 (43:51):
Who okay, people who wouldn't go in there if I
were you, unless you want a loaf of pumper nickel.
Speaker 13 (44:00):
If you're backed up on your bed, making relief is
on the way with the loaf pincher, The loaf pincher,
blumb the makers of the cheese squeezer.
Speaker 2 (44:08):
What you've heard that before? God forgotten. It's been a
while though. I'd love to make an a crack up. Yeah, yeah,
I love that laugh. Absolutely, it's the best. Well that's
real too, No, it's not. You've got tears, you guys.
(44:31):
There's go.
Speaker 3 (44:34):
Laft it up.
Speaker 2 (44:35):
God, get that gut and shape by letting real hotay
twice a day fall by myself. Well, let's focus now.
Firefighters had to put out the flames of the Dallas
Area rapid transit train fire near downtown Dallas yesterday around
(44:58):
three point thirty. Fire sparked on the roof of a
train cars that approached the tunnel at the intersection of
Ross Avenue in North Central Expressway. That's where the trains
emerge from a tunnel near the Pearl Art District station. Okay.
Dart officials said one of its trains experienced equipment issues
with the pantograph, which is the line that connects the
(45:19):
train to the wires that run through everything. That's pretty scary.
I didn't know it was called a panagraph, but now
we know. Sparky. About forty people were safely evacuated from
the trains. Some of them were checked out for anxiety,
breathing difficulty in minor burns because of the fire. Is
still under investigation, but is believed to be accidental in nature.
(45:40):
It's not clear how long Dart service will be suspended
in downtown Dallas, so be aware of that today if
you have to go down there and buy you a
loaf pincher, all right.
Speaker 9 (45:52):
The State bar of Texas is sending a piece of
history to Washington, d C. For a full year Big
Texas size. These ninety six cowboy boots are leaving the
fairgrounds for the second time in history and will be
featured in a national exhibition at the Smithsonian American Art
Museum Now. The year long exhibition is the first dedicated
(46:13):
to artist contributions to American state fairs, and it's going
to feature more than two hundred and forty works of art,
including Big Texas Boots. The boots began their cross country
journey on Monday. They're scheduled to arrive in Washington, DC tomorrow.
Designed and handcrafted by lu Casey Bootmaker, They've been greeting
fairgoers in Dallas since twenty twelve. Big Texas Boots have
(46:36):
not left Texas since nineteen fifty three. But don't worry,
Big Text will receive a brand new pair of cowboy
boots just in time for the State Fairs opening day
on September twenty six. Speaking of the State Fair, the
twenty twenty five Big Text Choice Awards finalists are going
to be announced in mid August. All working on getting
(46:56):
us some more samples ahead of the State Old Texas.
Speaker 2 (47:00):
Oh, you must make that a priority. We've had Gym
up here with us the last time again and just
bring a sample of just about everything new and some
of it is like damn, yes, some of it is damn.
Speaker 9 (47:14):
They have deep fried Deli tacos is one of the
semi finalists. Risked stuffed pretzels, Oh Jesus, and pop lots.
Speaker 2 (47:25):
They're like popsicles but made of corn. Oh interesting corn pops. Wait,
that's a breakfast here, though, isn't it.
Speaker 10 (47:33):
My God, the fat guy in me is just a
mess right now, and this this story is not helping
either of you guys.
Speaker 2 (47:40):
Coming up on August eighth, we've got.
Speaker 10 (47:42):
A lot to celebrate, especially the fattest guy on the
bone and m show here by a long shot, seventy
five years of what a burger in our life?
Speaker 2 (47:50):
Oh what a burger? What a burger should be? That
the tagline check you out? That was all.
Speaker 10 (48:00):
The first water Burger was a roadside stand. It was
down in Corpus. And to celebrate this milestone anniversary, the
chain's offering a can't miss deal for fans. But listen
to the details closely. Okay, On August eighth, the classic
burger is only seventy five cents for that day only. Yeah,
you walk in and say give me my seventy five
cent burger, They're going to say, no, No, that's not
(48:21):
how you do it.
Speaker 2 (48:22):
You got to use the online access way to do it.
Speaker 10 (48:26):
Okay, you go to the Waterburger Rapp between eleven am
and eight pm on August eighth, and you can get
your seventy five cent burgers. The deal is digital only.
It's limited one redemption per rewards account. Customization's add ons
are available for an additional charge, So seventy five cents
for the burger. The probably even more to put a
couple pieces of cheese on it than the burger costs,
(48:47):
but it's worth it.
Speaker 2 (48:48):
I see. I thought maybe you could walk in with
a five dollars bill and feed everybody in a samsack
full of them if you go not quite all right?
Coming up, we have take us to see Queens Rich.
They're coming to the House of Blues in Dallas December thirteenth.
All you gotta do is stick around and see what
number Anna calls out. Yeah, oh no, lone star ninety
(49:12):
two five. Here's the story about Sammy Hagar. Yeah, he
and his family are now safe in Maui after being
forced to move to higher ground following the tsunami warnings
issued for the Pacific Ocean following that eight point eight
magnitude earthquake in Russia. That's right, and they're saying maybe
they were testing nuclear weapons. See that's pretty scary. Yeah,
(49:36):
it was like the biggest earthquake they've ever had in
the area.
Speaker 10 (49:38):
Yeah, and the press has given them like X number
of days to stop fighting or something.
Speaker 2 (49:43):
Is that right that I don't know. That's Russia and
Ukraine we're talking about the earthquake.
Speaker 11 (49:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (49:49):
He posted a video on Instagram of him and his
wife Carrie breathing a sigh of relief at the Rich
Carlton Hotel. That's nice place to go if you have
the money to get away.
Speaker 9 (50:00):
If you're forced to leave your home, going to the
Ritz Carlton. Yeah, isn't that much of a sacrifice, is it.
Speaker 3 (50:06):
Well.
Speaker 2 (50:06):
In twenty twenty three, Sammy's bassist Michael Anthony and his
wife Sue were vacationing in Maui when they had to
evacuate due to all those wildfires that burned the place.
I remember that. Yes, it was horrible. It's always something.
By the way, let's find out who won our Queen's
Reich tickets.
Speaker 10 (50:26):
That would be That would be our brother Terry and
Ennis Texas. Congratulations Terry number five.
Speaker 2 (50:31):
Number five. You know, And when you're not from here
and you see a name like Ennis. I've heard somebody
call it Enis Texas. Are you serious?
Speaker 10 (50:40):
No, that rhymes with penis, and that is not We're
not talking about big Enis bur Dad from Smoking the Bandit.
Speaker 2 (50:46):
No, no, no, it's Nis Ennis. Like get in there
and learn how to say the day, go through to
get to course cana. Damn right you do. And we
used to have to go to Ennis when we were
under it. If we couldn't buy beer in Alma, we
go to Steve's drive in. Steve did not care how
(51:06):
old you were. He would sell you a case of beer.
We were like sixteen. All they might sell us beer,
Go for it. That's why Steves ain't there no more
need a fake ida or anything. Right, eb shut them down.
Wow crazy? Oh well that's life in the country, y'all.
Speaker 11 (51:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (51:25):
Sure, Hey, we all remember that one teacher who made
a difference in our lives or in our child's life. Well,
now's your chance to say thank you in a big
way with iHeartRadio's Thank a Teacher, powered by donors choose
nominate an outstanding public school teacher who's gone above and
beyond for their students to win five thousand dollars to
stalk up their classroom with whatever they need this school year.
(51:48):
Go to lone Star ninety two to five dot com
right now click on the link for Thank a Teacher, Dallas.
Speaker 2 (52:11):
Forwards Classic Rock lone Star ninety two five. Will as
Anna calls it Friday eat yes, and I can hardly
wait for the weekend. Okay, So it's July thirty first, right, Yes,
didn't you tell me it was George Jetson's birthday today? Yeah,
he's three years old because according to the cartoon, he
(52:33):
was born on this date July thirty first, twenty twenty five. Right,
twenty two twenty two. Oh, that's right, so he would
be three.
Speaker 9 (52:41):
Years old year result today. Happy third birthday, George Jetson.
Speaker 2 (52:44):
This was way before he plowed Jane and had el
Roy and Judy. He plowed. See, in case you hadn't noticed,
I look at stuff in a completely different way every
single day. Oh my god, I see a naked Jane.
(53:05):
Well now I wouldn't mind that, you know who else?
Wo Betty? All right, let's move on, please, let's do
let's talk time wasters.
Speaker 9 (53:18):
This is what's up on the Bow and Them show
page at lone Star ninety two five dot com forget
MLB's trade deadline. Today, two rock bands have traded drummers
sort of. The food Fighters who fired Josh Freeze back
in may remember that. Oh yeah, well, they reportedly chosen
a new drummer, and in related news, so have the
Nine Inch Nails. And as it turns out, no need
(53:38):
to feel bad for Josh Freeze because he is going
to the nine Inch Nails, while the Food Fighters have
hired longtime Nine Inch Nails drummer Elon Rubin.
Speaker 2 (53:48):
Ah, so they traded drummers. It just like football, yeah, exactly.
Uh Bo, you talked about this a little bit earlier.
Speaker 9 (53:55):
Sammy Hagar and his family had to be moved to
higher ground in mal We due to those tsunami warnings
after the eight point eight earthquake in eastern Russia. Of course,
as evacuations go, Sammy was his wasn't that bad because
he and his wife.
Speaker 2 (54:10):
Ended up at the Ritz Carlton.
Speaker 11 (54:11):
Oh.
Speaker 9 (54:12):
Sammy took to social media to talk about his experience
at the Ritz Carlton.
Speaker 8 (54:16):
We are on higher ground and I can tell you
this place was so accommodating and gorgeous.
Speaker 10 (54:22):
Highly recommended, thanks management staff.
Speaker 2 (54:27):
Just awesome thank you.
Speaker 11 (54:29):
We're happy.
Speaker 2 (54:30):
Well, you know, not everybody can go seek higher ground
at the Lyts Carlton like family.
Speaker 9 (54:36):
Some probably had to pitch a tent, you know. After
holding blood drives at all of their seventy two tour stops,
Metallica are teaming up to help the Red Cross again.
The new Give Where You Live campaign is going to
run now through February twenty six. Fans who sign up
to give blood or platelets through redcrossblood dot org slash
Metallica are going to receive the new limited edition Red
(55:00):
Cross Metallica T shirt while supplies last, and donors are
also going to be entered to win a one of.
Speaker 2 (55:06):
A kind guitar from Metallica. So pretty cool stuff. Elton
John celebrated his thirty fifth year.
Speaker 9 (55:12):
Of sobriety on Tuesday, and he posted a photo of
cards and flowers on social media that he received for
his sobriety birthday. If you will, Elton says his life
is much better since he became sober.
Speaker 12 (55:24):
Yeah, since nineteen nineteen. I've been sober since then. My
life has been amazing, as if it wasn't before. Since
I've been sober, the liking happened I wrote for the stage.
I've written for the cinema. I have an AIDS foundation.
I've written for the theater. I have a twenty year
old relationship with someone. I have two children. There are
bad things that have happened, but I could deal with them,
and I don't have to go into the bottle and
(55:46):
find myself and lose myself because of it.
Speaker 2 (55:49):
You know what I was thinking about doing that when
I'm ninety, You're going to give up the bottle. When
you're ninety, I give up the bottle and ninety go
to Heroin.
Speaker 9 (56:00):
Songs by Lenyard skinnerd Foreigner, and Tom Petty and the
Heartbreakers have all seen in Uptick in Streams and they
have Adam Sandler to thank. Those songs were all featured
in Happy Gilmore two, and because of the movie, a
lot of people are going online and downloading these songs.
Leonyrd Skynerd's Tuesday's Gone, Foreigner's Jukebox, Hero and Tom Petty
(56:24):
and the Heartbreakers the Waiting. Finally, the Law and Order
theme song has always been iconic, but now it's going
viral with its own TikTok dance.
Speaker 2 (56:36):
Okay, so there's a dance to this Yes, people are
posting dances to the Law and Order theme song, and.
Speaker 9 (56:43):
We have a couple of them up on our page,
including one from the dancing weather Man from the Carolinas.
Speaker 2 (56:50):
Next up on NBC Law and Order, It's Special Dance Unit.
Check out the video on the Bow and Them show
page at lone star ninety two to five dot com.
Only Jimmy Hendris would get stoned enough to think, well,
let's put a kazoo in this stock. Okay, as long
(57:11):
as it were, they were not easy, okay. Well that's
a good fun with music day here today. It was
a really good show today.
Speaker 9 (57:20):
Dry we wrapped up Friday Eve.
Speaker 2 (57:25):
Tomorrow is Friday Day, the actual show enough Friday. Yeah,
By the way, I gotta ask it. Did we go
off the air briefly earlier today starting at eight twenty
seven this morning until around eight thirty two, really for
five whole minutes. Yeah, and we had no idea until
I might go you know, y'all. Well, I got a
(57:46):
message from a listener who said we were off the air.
Well we're back on, and hey, the party is just good.
Just keep talking. We don't stop. We don't know, we
just consider it. Well, it still must be working, right.
Speaker 10 (58:00):
There's a small fire unfortunately during the morning show, and
it was snuffed out eventually.
Speaker 3 (58:05):
Good.
Speaker 2 (58:06):
Well that's because we're good. It's snuffing out stuff like
our careers. So our after show decompressionization is next. Feel
free to join in. They look loud, yeah, and we'll
talk about whatever y'all want to talk about, or we'll,
like usually, just talk about nothing. Can we sing Boris
the Spider again if you want? Can we do that?
(58:28):
Or will they cut us off? Scaring them in the cars?
Those songs are stuck in my head as long as
we sing over it. There's no copyright nothing. Oh really, yeah,
well I just know the Boris the Spider part Creep
Creep group. That was so great. We'll give me, give
me a couple of minutes to set it up and
then we'll go on. Guy, y'all really want to do it?
(58:51):
Will do it? Aren't I so a commentant? Right now?
Come on, man, you did really good on your song?
Is it anyway? Still laughing on the inside the inside,
the Rocky Man brus on the inside, Eddie Murphy, All right,
we'll see you tomorrow and we'll see on the after
(59:12):
the show coming up. I keep between the ditches
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