Full Show Replay- Comedian Alex Reymundo brings his Tequila in. Roddy Piper's Bear Story. (Ep 1352)

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Speaker 1 (00:10):
Don Trump was out of money, Wanta sads a tail
needed in re election to stay out of jail.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
What was he to do?

Speaker 3 (00:21):
Assistant a crew?

Speaker 4 (00:24):
He looked around and then he found this all the
caarcic too.

Speaker 5 (00:39):
And now.

Speaker 3 (00:45):
Spring time for Long and the geop.

Speaker 4 (00:52):
Now we're all happy, but not get Trump cables up
all those bribe barks. He'll blow up the country like
some cyber trucks.

Speaker 6 (01:12):
Springtime for Elon and the Geopi, and we'll throw in
a few techno crafts. Springtime for Elon and the Geopi.

(01:33):
Fascists begin too events. Springtime for Elon and the Geopy.

Speaker 4 (01:48):
Time.

Speaker 6 (01:52):
Come on, Elon, go into your deaths.

Speaker 1 (02:05):
It'll be a child the end, adult coming. Join the
Maga cults. Help us up all these pretenders passed a
love for just two genders.

Speaker 7 (02:24):
Thank you, Oh you're welcome. The you're welcome you're by
walking here, thank you, thank you very much.

Speaker 2 (02:29):
Oh my god, he comes up with this stuff.

Speaker 7 (02:32):
I don't know. It's just my job to find it
for you.

Speaker 8 (02:37):
Later, rework the producers. Springtime for Hitler, right.

Speaker 9 (02:41):
I think that was Matt Stone and Trey Parker's responsibility.

Speaker 7 (02:44):
I guess, so, I guess so again, my job is
just to find this stuff for you. And yesterday is
fun with Music Day, and we've got some stuff planned
for you. And we got a special guest. Alex Ramundo's
gonna join us in the air.

Speaker 8 (03:00):
Yeah, buddy, he's playing Hyenas in Fort Worth tomorrow and Saturday.

Speaker 7 (03:04):
Really yeah, I hadn't seen him in a while.

Speaker 8 (03:07):
And I got that clip that I promised you of
him and Brian Johnson of ACDC singing a show tune
from Paint Your Wagons.

Speaker 7 (03:15):
Oh, we gotta wait till he gets here to play that.
Is this gonna be his introduction? B I don't know,
does he even know this exists?

Speaker 2 (03:23):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, he sent it to me.

Speaker 7 (03:25):
Okay, oh well then he's gonna be expecting it then.
But we will definitely have to play it for Alex Fromundel.
Here also a chance for you to pick your ticket.
He's between tickets see comedian Burt Christcher coming here in November,
or tickets to see Zebra at the House of Blues
a week from Sundays.

Speaker 8 (03:44):
Yes, and everyone who wins the Zebra tickets this week
is entered to win a meet and greet with the
band at.

Speaker 7 (03:50):
The House of Blues, and I promise I'll stay out
of the way. I'll just sit in the corner.

Speaker 2 (03:55):
They're gonna want you to be in the picture with them.

Speaker 7 (03:58):
Yes, I don't care.

Speaker 2 (04:00):
Just talking about the rascuals. I'm talking about Randy and
Felix and the gods.

Speaker 9 (04:04):
Yeah, okay, well, of course get in there and earn
your participation trophy.

Speaker 7 (04:09):
I mean there, they're my homeboys.

Speaker 8 (04:11):
You were part of the crew for Gary Hoey, so
maybe you're going to be part of the crew for Zebra.

Speaker 3 (04:15):
I could be.

Speaker 7 (04:16):
I could be a Sunday night for you, boy.

Speaker 2 (04:20):
Put you to work.

Speaker 7 (04:21):
Okay, Today's Thursday and we celebrate blah blah blah day.

Speaker 2 (04:27):
Are you serious?

Speaker 7 (04:28):
That's what people who hate this show here when we
open the micros. How come y'all just that day blah
blah blah. Hey, stick around, you might hear a joke.
You want to tell it? Work today? National High five Day? Yeah, buddy. Now,
some people say the high five was invented when Los
Angeles Dodgers left the old Dusty Baker slap teammate Jeans

(04:50):
Burke's upraised palm after Baker's thirtieth home run of the season.
October second, nineteen seventy seven. Another story claims that college
basket ball player Lamont steets Uh learned the high five
as a child from his father, who had served in
the Vietnam War with the first Battalion, fifth Infantry, known
as the Five. Oh whatever the story, high five somebody today.

(05:14):
They won't expect it. They'll probably appreciate.

Speaker 2 (05:16):
I even taught my dog how to high five.

Speaker 7 (05:18):
It's you, really, let's just shake hands with your handway
up to hi. It's Monday, Thursday's Holy Thursday. How you
say it?

Speaker 2 (05:28):
It's mandy? What is?

Speaker 7 (05:31):
It's another countdown to Easter, is what it is.

Speaker 8 (05:34):
But it's Holy Thursday, the day that the Last Supper
takes place.

Speaker 7 (05:38):
Oh yeah, and of the day after Holy Wednesday, the
day before Good Friday, which will turn to Easter on Sunday,
Holy Thursday Friday, Yes, exactly exactly. Of course, every Friday
is a Good Friday around back around here, it is
National Ford Mustang Day. My very first car was a
green sixty nine Mustang. I had to share with my

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brother all through high school. I didn't mind if finally.

Speaker 2 (06:03):
Had a car. I love those old must too.

Speaker 9 (06:07):
My dream car is a sixty seven Mustang fastback National
Kickball Day.

Speaker 7 (06:12):
I love playing kickball, I mean pretty good. If you
suck at every other single sport, you'll probably be an
all star in kickball. I mean you can kick a
ball rolling on the ground. Tell you it is national
Ask an atheist day?

Speaker 2 (06:25):
Oh really?

Speaker 7 (06:26):
Okay, here's what you ask him. Okay, walk up to
an atheist and say, if God is all powerful, can
he make a rock so heavy that even he couldn't
move it? Wash him go and walk away scratching.

Speaker 3 (06:39):
Her air dying?

Speaker 9 (06:41):
I have no idea, Hey, atheists, do you non worship
and non gather?

Speaker 7 (06:45):
I guess so. Nothing like a dame day Who the
hell called woman a dame those days?

Speaker 2 (06:51):
Sinatra?

Speaker 7 (06:52):
Except for actors in those nineteen forties yanksmen, Yeah, I'm
gonna find me.

Speaker 8 (06:56):
Are damed musical Guiden Dolls. There is nothing like the game.

Speaker 7 (07:01):
And past the cocktail sauce at extra Horse Radish. It's
National crawfish down. As we used to say in New Orleans,
pitched the tails and suck the head proudly. All right,
Sports of ballsorts coming up? Yeah, no more extracting, get
the kicks out.

Speaker 6 (07:19):
It's so good.

Speaker 7 (07:20):
Cards We'll probably have some more Kings in the hill
later on as we try and time and there goes
David Coverdale down the only road he's ever known. My
why damn hey? Six thirty sports fans High ver sports
of all sports.

Speaker 8 (07:37):
Roughg you by the Well Height Law Firm. Injury lawyers
go to Will Heightwinds dot com. The MAVs one yes,
and it was a blubout.

Speaker 7 (07:46):
Clay Thompson scored sixteen of his twenty three points in
Dallas's dominant second quarter to get redemption for his dud
in Sacramento a year ago, helping the Mavericks beat the
Kings one twenty to one oh six last night to
advance in the play in tournament. Now one year to
the day when Thompson missed all ten shots in his
final game for Golden State and the play and loss

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in Sacramento, Thompson fueled the win with four to three
pointers in Dallas's forty four points second quarter. Dallas advanced
to play at Memphis tomorrow night for the chance to
get into the playoffs as the eighth seed in the West.
The winner of that game will open the playoffs on
Sunday at top seeded Oklahoma City against the thunder Now,

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the MAVs have undergone well, let's just say, a tumultuous
season after trading Luca to the Lakers in a deal
that brought Anthony Davis to Dallas. However, that scar has
healed and we finally get a chance to make a
deep run into the playoffs and maybe, yeah, never mind,
I don't want to jinx the MAVs before they get

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started in the postseason, So let's just look forward and
not dwell on the pass. At least for nine well.

Speaker 8 (08:56):
Derk Novinsky and Mark Cuban were simultaneously known as the
pieces of Dallas Mavericks basketball for over two decades. Dirk
was one of the game's best players. He eventually led
the Mavericks to a championship in twenty eleven and cemented
himself as one of the greatest power forwardans ever. Mark
Cuban was the most vocal and visible owner in basketball

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since buying the team back in two thousand. He wasn't
the typical owner who just made the purchase and hung
out in the background. Now it seems they're both is
stranged from the Mavericks organization. Oh really, Dirk has cut
ties with the franchise. Following the fallout from the Luka
Doncic deal, both he and Mark Cuban have become staunch
critics of the organization, and this doesn't come as a

(09:41):
total surprise. Both were huge fans of Luca. Cuban once
said that he divorced his wife before trading Luka Doncik away.
Now Nico Harrison should write the playbook for becoming public
enemy number one. Under Nico Harrison, the Mavericks have somehow
alienated the fans in Dallas and the most iconic figures
in the team's history. But the MAVs won last night,

(10:05):
so now they're in the play in tournament and many
people are wondering if all will be forgiven if Dallas
wins up.

Speaker 7 (10:14):
Don't say it, don't say it.

Speaker 8 (10:16):
I don't know if I could forgive all, because I'm
still kind of rooting for Luca.

Speaker 7 (10:21):
Well, absolutely, I'm rooting for Luca. I'm rooting for Luca
over the MAVs.

Speaker 2 (10:25):
Still right now, don't Jenson.

Speaker 7 (10:29):
Memphis, I didn't want you to say championship drama. C
word makes me sad.

Speaker 9 (10:37):
All this drama touching on the Dallas MAVs a little further.
Dallas Mavericks CEO Rick Weltson general manager.

Speaker 7 (10:43):
Nico Harrison.

Speaker 3 (10:47):
Hiss.

Speaker 9 (10:47):
Hiss answered questions from reporters on Tuesday. That must have
been a lively gathering. While much of the meeting focused
on the Luca trade, Wells also spoke about the efforts
to build a new arena. There has been a great
deal of speculation about the team's next location.

Speaker 7 (11:02):
Have we outgrown doubc already? What the lease runs out,
like twenty thirty or something twenty.

Speaker 8 (11:09):
He wants to build an irving and then have that
casino resort around their new arena.

Speaker 2 (11:15):
Yes, that's the plan.

Speaker 7 (11:16):
If Governor Abbott pulls his head out of his ass and.

Speaker 9 (11:20):
Gala MAVs least twenty thirty one is when it expires.
That sounds like a long time away, but it's really not.

Speaker 7 (11:27):
No, it's six years. That's right, welt saw reporters.

Speaker 9 (11:30):
He believes the team's efforts to build a new arena
entertainment district has been overshadowed by other turmoil among the teams.
See this drama slow in his stuff. That's right. The
former Texas Stadium site has been widely considered to be
a possible location for a new MAVs arena. The team's
goal is to have the new arena open for the
twenty thirty one twenty thirty two season. The arena would

(11:51):
also host events like concerts, just like American Airlines centergy Yeah.

Speaker 3 (11:55):
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (11:56):
Take around five or six years to build that thing.

Speaker 7 (11:59):
They might as well get Star Rome wasn't built in today,
and neither will this places be. Ryan O'Reilly had a
goal and to assist. The Nashville Predators closed their disappointing
season with a five to one win over the playoff
bound Dallas Stars last night. Mason Marchmont scored and Jake
Ottinger made seventeen saves in the first two periods for

(12:21):
the Stars, who concluded the regular season on an zero
to five slide after not losing more than two straight
this season prior to this current stretch. Now. Ottinger was
replaced by Casey the Smith to start the third period.
He made twelve saves. Jason Robertson left the game in
early in the second after being hit into the boards

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by Nashville's Michael mcchern. The team announced that Robertson would
not return due to a lower body injury. I know
very sad if he heals up in time for the postseason.
The Stars will face the Colorado Avalanche in Game one
of the first round of the Stanley Cup Playoffs. That's
going to happen Saturday at the American Airline Center. The
puck will drop at seven thirty.

Speaker 8 (13:04):
And it's good to be home for the Texas Rangers.
Corey Seeger and Jake Berger each had three hits. Texas
Rangers beat the La Angels three to one last night
at Globe Black Correy Seeger also drove in two runs
in the Rangers' seventh consecutive home win. It was Burger's
first multi hit game with the team. Patrick Corbin pitched
five and a third innings of one run ball in

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his first win with his brand new team.

Speaker 2 (13:29):
He struck out six and walked one.

Speaker 8 (13:30):
Luke Jackson worked a perfect ninth on six pitches for
his sixth save of the season. Now the Rangers had
manager Bruce Bochie's grandson, Braxton Bochie, throw out the first
pitch last night with Grandpa behind the plate on his
seventieth birthday. Happy Birthday, Bruce Bochie now the only current
MLB manager bo that's older than Bruce Bochi is former

(13:53):
Texas Rangers manager Ron Washington, who was in the other
dugout with the Los Angeles Angels. Wash Washington will turn
seventy three on April twenty ninth. Texas goes for the
series sweep tonight when right hander Kumar Rocker faces Los
Angeles right hander Jack Kohanowitz. The first pitch is at
seven o five tonight.

Speaker 7 (14:13):
Dan Ron Washington was that guy who said that's the
way baseball goes. They allved these that way.

Speaker 9 (14:21):
You baseball collectors man, you trip me out. Can you
imagine paying two million dollars for a collector baseball jersey?

Speaker 7 (14:27):
Well, you know, if you have the money, and you have.

Speaker 9 (14:30):
More money than what you know to do it right,
maybe leave it up to sotheby'st to come up with
a price tag like that. And I will say it
is a Roger Marris jersey. Oh okay, so it's not nothing, Okay.
Marris war the jersey when it hit his fifty ninth
in the New York Yankees one hundred and fifty fourth
game of the nineteen sixty one season. This jersey was

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just auction off three years ago. It went for just
under a quarter million dollars. Now it has a higher
estimated value because a jersey Marris war when he hit
five five of his home runs that season, just went
for one point six MILI back in February. So they're
expecting this jersey to fetch at least two million dollars.

Speaker 2 (15:09):
That's crazy money.

Speaker 7 (15:10):
We'll see absolutely Okay. Kansas City is about to get
a serious flavor boost thanks to chief stars Travis Kelcey
and Patrick Mahomes, who are opening their long awaited steakhouse
fifteen eighty seven Prime, that will be sometime this summer.
Located inside the Loewe's Hotel, the two story, ten thousand

(15:31):
square foot hotspot promises a quote multisensory dining experience with
slanky vibes, meat displays galore, and subtle nods to the
duos in fl greatness. In fact, the name is a
combination of their jersey numbers fifteen and eighty seven. That's
why it's called fifteen eighty seven Prime makes sense, and

(15:53):
the whole thing is backed by trendy hospitality group Noble
thirty three. Fifteen eighty seven Prime promises to be a
prime cut of casey flair, served with two hometown.

Speaker 2 (16:04):
Legends I do like me a good steak.

Speaker 7 (16:06):
Let's go okay and this made me laugh. British tennis
player Harriet Dart had a bit of a hue stinky
situation at the Ruin Open in France on Tuesday. During
her match against Lois Boson, which she ended up losing,
Dart asked the umpire to tell Bosyon to wear some
deodorant because quote, she smells really bad nasty. The courtside

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Mike's picked up that comment, which quickly went viral. Dart
later apologized on Instagram, saying it was a heat of
the moment comment that she regretted. Bocion, on the other hand,
took it in stride and even joked about I might
need a Deoduran sponsorship one day. Why not the freaking

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full file next on the bow and them show. Oh no,
they're not for all. You can get some of that money,
but nothing to pay for it, because you're gonna pay
for it one way or the other. Yep, ain't you? Yep? Okay?
Fun with music today coming up? Got a mash up

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for you, and I'll just tell you right up front.
It's a very old school kind of mashup. Cool, old
school mashup. But now it's time for the freaking fool file.
And occasionally sometimes sports of all sorts and the freaking
fool file merged together to form one story. And so
this is another case of that. All right, move over.

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Belmont Stakes, an enterprising startup company, has announced the launch
of the world's first sperm race what, in which Spooge
samples will go head to head in Los Angeles to
raise awareness about declining mail.

Speaker 10 (17:51):
For Jill.

Speaker 7 (17:56):
Spooge. This unusual contest was organized by Sperm Racing, a
group of millionaires who raised over a million dollars so
back this veritable Kentucky derby of creative juices, and it
takes place on the twenty fifth of this month at
the Hollywood Palladium in front of thousands of spectators.

Speaker 2 (18:16):
Who is paying to see this?

Speaker 7 (18:19):
People who want to watch little sperm swim against each others. Yes,
So whichever spunk swimmer acrosses the finish line first, as
verified by advanced imaging, will be declared the winner. Now,
the goal isn't to elicit sophomore giggles from everybody, but

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instead to turn health into a competition and make male
fertility something people actually want. To talk about track and improve. Yeah.
I like to sit down at the dinner table and
talk about fertility while I'm fixing to eat a steak.

Speaker 3 (18:54):
Can you Yes?

Speaker 10 (18:56):
You can?

Speaker 3 (18:57):
Yes you can?

Speaker 7 (18:58):
Oh my god. The MANI Marathon will see two spermatosa,
which measure about zero point zero five millimeters long. They
will race along a microscopic racetrack modeled after the female
reproductive system. So I guess they'll feel right at home.

Speaker 8 (19:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (19:18):
Can I borrow some money? I lost it all of
the sperm tracks. Jeez, how fast will the winter finish?
It was yet unclear, but based on sperm's real life speed,
it could be over in a second or well last
over an hour. We shall see. Get your tickets and
book your flights to Dashes.

Speaker 8 (19:37):
Okay, from that, we traveled to Minnesota. A Minnesota woman
was arrested for auto theft after she confessed to the
crime in her personal diary. She has pleaded guilty to
a phony charge and is facing up to five years
in prison. Here's the scoop. Vanessa Gerra was accused of
stealing a Ford van and later selling it for scrap.

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We hadn't have denied it, but later during the search
of her home, police found a personal journal belonging to her,
which included an entry where she wrote, dear Diary, Diary,
totally stole a car today, something I never thought of doing.
Super freaking out about it.

Speaker 7 (20:18):
Okay, that's not something you write down that could be
used in a court of law.

Speaker 2 (20:22):
Because it's evidence.

Speaker 8 (20:23):
Now prosecutors use this as an admission of guilt and
get it. I took the pleagill her sentencing a schedule
for July twenty first. Prior to her arrest, By the way,
Vanessa Gotta had been working as a door Dash driver.
She had previously been convicted of theft, driving with a
suspended license, and driving without insurance.

Speaker 2 (20:45):
You know that doesn't look.

Speaker 8 (20:46):
Good on a resume when you're trying to get a
job driving. So how she got a job with door
Dash I'll never know.

Speaker 2 (20:53):
I guess it's crazy.

Speaker 7 (20:54):
I guess they don't do background checks for drivers. Great mysteries.

Speaker 9 (21:01):
Here on to Michigan, where a young boyfriend and girlfriend
couple had quite a little tiffle.

Speaker 7 (21:08):
Recently.

Speaker 9 (21:08):
She went on a cruise with her family. He stayed
home and watched all the pets for the family. Nineteen
year old boyfriend Joshua Low. He got mad and he
ended up losing it to the point where he made
a false bomb threat. He was so bitter and butt
hurt and bored that he actually got in that kind

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of major trouble with the law. Nineteen year old Joshua
Law ended up sentenced to prison during an appearance in
a federal court in Kalamazoo, Michigan. The Carnival Sunrise Cruise
ship departed Miami in January twenty twenty four, and right
after the cruise line received an email warning, Hey, I
think someone might have a bomb on your Sunrise Cruise.
Shallo email that out ship short of ship and sent

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that to the boat. Prosecutors say the email forced Carnival
Court to check more than one thousand rooms on the ship.
The eye agents were able to trace the email address
to Low. He was living with his girlfriend's family. You
might want to have a suitcase handy to pack your
stuff with the girlfriend's family and her kick your stupid
ass to the curb for this super dumb incident.

Speaker 7 (22:13):
Yeah yeah, and now you're gonna have a criminal record because.

Speaker 2 (22:17):
He was jealous that his girlfriend went on the cruise
without him.

Speaker 7 (22:20):
Yes, she gets you go on a cruise and I
just stayed home and watched a bit young couples. And
this is not how you relationship. No, no need to
work on that part. Yep okay. An Only Fans model
who has recently arrested for spraying her urine on more
than fifteen hundred dollars worth of merchandise at a New Hampshire,

(22:44):
New Hampshire grocery store, has been hit with five more
criminal counts for an alleged pea spree at a hotel.

Speaker 2 (22:51):
She used a spray bottle or d P in front
of everybody.

Speaker 9 (22:55):
Did it the natural laws? She got like pulsating jet action.

Speaker 7 (23:00):
Twenty four year old Kelly Tedford has been accused of
damaging an assortment of items at a Marriotte in Keen,
New Hampshire, back in January. Investigators alleged that Tedford, who
used to handle Kinky Kelly on her Only Fans page,
urinated into a hotel room's air conditioner unit and relieved

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herself on a comforter or blanket curtains, and she peed
on a bible. I guess she wants to go to Hell.
I guess at the earliest possible convenience.

Speaker 9 (23:30):
He's a reincarnated kiddicat I guess she is also charged
with defecating on the floor and placing the waist into
the toilet tank instead of into the kommo.

Speaker 7 (23:42):
That is actually a frat boy favorite known as an
upper decker. Either they actually request her to take a
dump and put it in the upper part of the
toilet upper decker. Tedford's alleged targeting of a grocery store
in February resulted in the business suffering a loss in

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excess of fifteen hundred dollars in quote, destroyed merchandise, and
cleaning cops. Tedford's Kinky Kelly page on OnlyFans described her
as a submissive pixie, fetish kink friendly. She also offered
subscribers custom content and paid sexteen sessions. So she'll write

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your dirty stuff. Oh yeah, she's my real girlfriend. Not really,
but I'm having a fantasy. Now.

Speaker 2 (24:31):
If your fantasy is of her behind bars, well with.

Speaker 7 (24:35):
Luck now it's your moment, especially if it's her fantasy
to be behind bars, because she's gonna if she don't
clean up after herself.

Speaker 8 (24:43):
Hey, coming up next hour on Fun with Music Day,
a mash up for bo plus your chance to pick
your ticket. Choose between tickets to see comedian Burt Kreischer
at the American Airline Center or tickets to see Zebra
at the House of Blues next Sunday. Now, if you
want to win, you need to be seeing around seven
to fifty. Boa has a fun way to win with
a game show theme song. Here on the Bow and

(25:05):
Them show on Dallas Fort Worths Classic Rock lone Star
ninety two five.

Speaker 7 (25:11):
You know what I pictured George Thurgod telling his band, Okay,
I'm just gonna ramble off a bunch of stuff that's
gonna make no sense. But when I start singing one bourbon,
one's gotch you one beer, then you guys join in
and start changing chords.

Speaker 2 (25:26):
They made magic both, yes they did.

Speaker 9 (25:29):
Tennessee three had to do that behind Johnny Cash a
lot too, so maybe that was his inspiration.

Speaker 7 (25:33):
That's quad all right, your references, Johnny can Okay, it's
mashup time has nothing to do with the song you
just heard. This is a mashup that you old farts
like me are just gonna love. It is a mashup
of the Beatles Paperback Rider, Yeah, okay, with I'm a
Believer by the monkeys.

Speaker 2 (25:54):
Oh okay, cool and gold like this.

Speaker 7 (26:55):
Oldah, it was old school.

Speaker 2 (26:56):
I love it, so I didn't want you.

Speaker 7 (27:02):
Dallas Horst Classic Rock lone Star ninety two to five. Ooh,
that smell must be the bull in them jock. Actually,
that reminds me of that story we did on Sports
of All Sorts about Harriet Dart, tennis player at the
Ruin Open in France. She said her match against Lois
Boys song that she told the umpire please tell her

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to wear deodor and she smells really bad.

Speaker 2 (27:25):
Can you imagine?

Speaker 8 (27:25):
Because every time you serve in tennis you raise your arm,
so that just must have come off the under arm.

Speaker 7 (27:33):
That must have been some strong funk if it went
all the way across the core and her opponent smelling
pray gaming, pretty gaming. Speaking of smelling, yes, I got
a parody song about the one you get there horse
I do, and it goes like this, be burritos.

Speaker 11 (27:53):
And deviled eggs, a prosoly cheese suit play You ain't
like a dog? Smells like a dog crawled up and
do it?

Speaker 5 (28:04):
Sad?

Speaker 3 (28:05):
You who blue that smell?

Speaker 2 (28:09):
It was a problem.

Speaker 12 (28:11):
Can't just smell that smell? Can't stand that smell that
slinger and around you, hey, leading nutshe is gonna hound you.

Speaker 2 (28:26):
Halleben does do your hot arm?

Speaker 3 (28:30):
So step on a duck cut the cheese if you please.

Speaker 11 (28:33):
No one's gonna hang on around you.

Speaker 3 (28:38):
Who blue that smell? It really smells like hell.

Speaker 8 (28:45):
Too much?

Speaker 3 (28:46):
Top ofll.

Speaker 12 (28:49):
The steak is still around you.

Speaker 3 (28:58):
Ah you foo?

Speaker 13 (29:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (29:02):
Why don't skip by?

Speaker 7 (29:03):
Fan a pool?

Speaker 3 (29:05):
Give it a pool, Give it a pool.

Speaker 5 (29:11):
I never heard my nose?

Speaker 10 (29:15):
What is that?

Speaker 7 (29:22):
You know? Some of these parodies may be really stupid,
but I've got one for just about every occasion. Anywhere
you do. That's what I do. We love it. Okay,
coming up, we're gonna give you a chance to pick
your ticket. Choose between tickets to see the Machiner comedian
Burt Kreischer, or you can see Zebra week from Sunday
at the House of Blues. And since Wink Martindale passed

(29:45):
away earlier this week, we're gonna be Wink Martindale game
show trivia. Oh okay, he hosted several games, Yes he did.
And I'll play the theme from it and you tell
me what game show that is and you get to
pick your ticket. Uh someone who what would have turned
seventy one today. Is a guy we've had on this
show many times in the studio, wrestler Rowdy Roddy Piper. Yes,

(30:10):
Roddy Piper would have been seventy one years old today,
and I don't know because I loved Roddy so much.
He's been in here more times than the Van Erks
have and I've known them for forty years. Wow. So
this is Roddy Piper, who was on the show one
time telling us a story about the bear. Okay, this

(30:31):
is a great Yeah, it wasn't a great story.

Speaker 14 (30:33):
Like when I was nineteen years old, I was a
light heavyweight champion of the world and I came up
Fresnel and I came up the backstairs. I was late
as usual, and there in front of me was my opponent.
His name was Victor. Victor the Bear, a six hundred
and fifty pound bear, A real bear, a real bear.
His declaude, his front teeth are taken out, and it

(30:55):
had a muzzle. And I was late, and the trainer
was mad. And you're not gonna believe this, but I
swear to you that bear sat back on his hind
legs and he had a half a pint rather a
wild turkey, and he gurgled that down. He let it go.

Speaker 7 (31:08):
He can looked this up on a computer. Victor Berry spelled.

Speaker 14 (31:11):
B E r r y, And then they gave him
a call and bum and the trainer's telling me, he says, Now,
Victor's got his front teeth taken.

Speaker 7 (31:20):
Out for your protection, he says, but.

Speaker 14 (31:23):
Don't get your finger in the back teeth. You'll bite
your finger off. Now, don't punch Victor or pull the
fur because he'll break your neck.

Speaker 7 (31:29):
You don't like that what he supposed to do. Oh,
that's what I said.

Speaker 14 (31:33):
So then he says to he, he says, nah, that
was my in hindsight, I never found this funny.

Speaker 7 (31:38):
But he says he got four foot city. He says.

Speaker 14 (31:41):
Victor don't like standing on his hind legs unless he's drinking.
He says, So when the bell rings, I'm gonna pull
him in the ass with his stick and he'll come up.

Speaker 3 (31:51):
I bet you he will. You get on under him.

Speaker 14 (31:55):
Guy patted me in the bum with honey and they
went down, you know, on the back of my unks.
I was going out. This guy named Jay, the Alaskan
Jay York. He hit me in a bum with honey.
I got up under Victor. Victor inside his bears are natural,
you know, bears are natural wrestlers. He inside arm dragged me.
I went down on my tummy, and Victor found the honey,
started looking at honey up my trunks, pulled the trunks

(32:15):
down at the knee. He's like, now Victor's mad because
he figures, you know, deeper in the hive, the more
the honey.

Speaker 3 (32:21):
Yeah, And.

Speaker 14 (32:23):
Finally the trainer got him off me my pants, my
trunks are rather down by my knees. I'm trying to
get out the ring.

Speaker 1 (32:29):
You know.

Speaker 7 (32:29):
There I am in all my glory.

Speaker 14 (32:30):
My dog catches the second rope and I do a
header and knock myself out the pavement. Now are you happy?

Speaker 7 (32:37):
What do you want to milliate me a little bit more?
That's more than anough, alright? Then Dallas for his classic
rock lone Star ninety two to five picked your ticket
coming up here in just a few and then comedian
Alex Ramundo's gonna join us. Been a while since we've

(32:59):
had the studio. Even though it probably wasn't, it just.

Speaker 2 (33:03):
Seems why you think he's gonna bring any.

Speaker 7 (33:05):
Of his tequila he usually doesn't.

Speaker 2 (33:07):
He does, doesn't he?

Speaker 7 (33:09):
You know, I don't really like tequila all that much,
but his tequila and Sammy Hagar's tequila are the only
tequilas I would be willing to shoot with someone. I'd
only do one. But then again and me the orange juice.

Speaker 9 (33:24):
You know, I don't like tequila, but tequila likes me.
Oh yeah, not when you wake up in the morning.

Speaker 7 (33:30):
No, no, he doesn't like me. Then get ready for
all that. But now once again, it's time for the
educational all of the show. It's time for did you No?
These are amazing facts you probably didn't know, but you're
going to know because I'm Finn to tell him to you.
For example, did you know Coachella Music Festival? Yeah, it

(33:52):
began as a typo. The town in California was founded
over a century ago and was originally going to be
called Conchilla, which is the Spanish word for snail shell. Yeah. Yes,
But in the original materials the printer misspelled Conchilla co
O n c h I l l A as Coachella

(34:14):
co O a c h E l l A, And
rather than redo everything over, they just said, I We'll
just call it Coachella. For me, it works, that's right,
that's right. Remember when Oprah Winfrey gave her entire audience
a car. Oh yeah, you get a car. You get
a car. You got to go. Well, when Oprah gave

(34:35):
everyone in the audience a car, this was back in
two thousand and four. They all ended up owing the
I R s about six thousand dollars in taxes day.
Because on a game show, they don't tell you that
when you win a prize, you got to pay the
taxes on it, no matter how much it is.

Speaker 2 (34:53):
That's why they asked for your socials agace.

Speaker 9 (34:56):
That's even true with the prizes we give away. If
it's expensive enough, yeah, but we like to keep it
just to wear.

Speaker 7 (35:02):
Okay, if you don't, because people are very kind of
hesitant about giving Social Security numbers and stuff like that.

Speaker 9 (35:08):
If it's more than five hundred bucks, then yeah, Uncle Sam.

Speaker 7 (35:11):
Weird al Yankovic did you know he started the Volcano
Worshipers club at his high school in California. They didn't
actually worship volcanoes. They just did it because they wanted
to get another photo of themselves in the yearbook. That's genius.
It worked, It worked. John Wilkes Booth planned on assassinating

(35:33):
both Abraham Lincoln and you listens as Grant on the
same night, because they were all four of them were
supposed to be sitting there busy, but Grant decided not
to go to the theater that night because his wife
didn't like Mary Todd Lincoln and didn't want to sit
next to Hope.

Speaker 2 (35:50):
He thanked his wife for the rest of his life.

Speaker 7 (35:52):
I imagine he did. Did you know Jupiter's gravity field
is so big that it basically acts like a vacuum
cleaner and sucks away things like comets, asteroids, and debris
that could otherwise hit and possibly destroy the Earth. So
thank you, Jupiter.

Speaker 2 (36:10):
Yeah, big, thank you Jupiter.

Speaker 7 (36:12):
Did you know Bank of America was actually founded as
the Bank of Italy in nineteen oh four?

Speaker 2 (36:18):
Are you serious?

Speaker 7 (36:18):
Ironically they moved here and I get well, we better
call it Tomas. Did you know no one knows for
sure when the fire hydrant was invented. That's because the
patent was lost in a fire at the US Patent
Office in eighteen thirty six.

Speaker 2 (36:37):
Now that's ironic.

Speaker 7 (36:38):
Oh yeah, God likes to play those little jokes for
a sense of humor. There, don't you know? Did you
know that the person who gets credit for pushing Canada's
universal health care is Tommy Douglas. He's a former premier
from Saskatchewan and he's Keyfer Sutherland's grandfather. Really, yes, he
is small world, ain't it? Did you know? In twenty thirteen,

(37:02):
the African country Swaziland implemented a law that banned witches
from flying their broomsticks higher than five hundred feet in
the air. There are no penalties for wishes flying under that.
So if you're a witch, fly under that range and
you won't have a problem. I had a problem for that.
I didn't think there was, but apparently we missed that one.

(37:25):
All right, coming up, pick your ticket next on the
bow and them show lone Star ninety two five. Okay,
are we ready to pick your tickets? Oh? Yeah, okay.
You can choose between tickets to see comedian Burt Kraischer,
Yes the Machine at the American Airline Center November the eighth,
or you can have tickets to see Zebra thousand Blues

(37:48):
a week from Sunday and you might get to do
a meet and greet. Whichever one you don't pick, of course,
goes into the eight forty ticket window. And since it
is fun with music Day and game show hosts. Wink
Martindale passed away earlier this week at the age of
ninety one, We're going to do Wink Martindale game show

(38:09):
theme trivia. Okay, tell me what this game show is
that Wink Martindale used to host. Ready, Okay, here it goes.
I feel like a video game.

Speaker 3 (38:23):
Doesn't it does?

Speaker 7 (38:28):
Now you can look up the game shows that Wink. Yeah, yes,
Annabel got it. Oh no, Bell got it. That was
it right there? And we let it play for a minute,
because this is kind of weird strain you to see

(38:50):
little animated creatures running across your screen there and and
they're high on mushroom, and so I'm thinking for some reasons,
well that's when they made the game. I've got an
a game show that'll sound like a video game. But
video games aren't invented yet.

Speaker 2 (39:06):
Well they can't if nobody gets it.

Speaker 7 (39:08):
Okay, let's see two one four or eight one seven,
seven eighty seven one nine two. Look as smart as
these guys on, they'll probably bust me right off the bat.
Let's say it happened yesterday, Yes it did. Thanks for
bringing that up. Boning them show what Wink Martindale game
show is that? I have no idea? Oh damn it?

(39:31):
Oh thanks for playing bon in them show. Tell me
what Wink Martindale game show that is? That would be
probably Gambit Gambit? Is thattely right?

Speaker 2 (39:44):
Gambit?

Speaker 12 (39:45):
Damn it?

Speaker 3 (39:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (39:47):
It was based on the card game Blackjack. It ran
from nineteen seventy two to nineteen seventy six, and was
revived back in nineteen eighty as a replacement for the
David Letterman Show because he left the network to do
Late Night with David Lean. Good job, good job. Okay,

(40:07):
who is this? First of all, well, get Diane Marshall. Diane,
I didn't recognize you girl. All right, you hold on
just a minute. First of all, which which tickets do
you want? You want the Birth Kriischer or you want
Zebra burk Kreischer. It is Zebra tickets at eight forty
this morning. And there you go, and get ready, Oh boy,

(40:29):
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Speaker 2 (40:58):
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Speaker 7 (41:02):
Dollars fours Classic Rock lone Star ninety two five. Look,
it's my favorite blotto bottle. Did you just call me
a drunk?

Speaker 3 (41:15):
No?

Speaker 7 (41:16):
No, but I did see that you brought your tequila.
I always bring it, you know what. I think? I
told you this before.

Speaker 10 (41:22):
I will not do an interview with anybody, podcast or
anything unless they say they unless they drink with me.

Speaker 7 (41:28):
I'll do it. Are you? I know you got underneath that,
all right? So we're shooting it. Okay, knock it back.

Speaker 10 (41:38):
We can sip it there, you know while we're here.
I mean, you can shoot it if you like, you know,
whatever you do.

Speaker 2 (41:44):
Well, let's give it a plug. What's the name.

Speaker 10 (41:45):
It's called Number one Tequila. It's owned by me and
Ron White, and it comes from a century old distillery
in Mexico. So we didn't invent what's in the bottle.
We just brought it to the US and put our
name on it thirteen years ago. You can go to
Goodie Goodie Total Wine spat and liquor depots and a
lot of smaller independence all across the Metropleas.

Speaker 7 (42:04):
Your tequila and Sammy Hagar's tequila are the only tequilas
I will even touch. Well, we love you for that.

Speaker 10 (42:11):
It's number one, and I like to say we're number
one and everything else is number two.

Speaker 7 (42:19):
Or dose. So how you been, man? We haven't seen
you in a while. It's been a bit.

Speaker 10 (42:24):
I'm here to you know, to play Fort Worth Hyaenas
and see my mama. I always love and seeing mama.

Speaker 7 (42:29):
You know that the traffic here. I grew up here.
But oh my god, there's just two. They say you
shouldn't text and drive.

Speaker 3 (42:35):
How can you?

Speaker 7 (42:36):
You're too busy reading.

Speaker 10 (42:38):
There's so much stuff that takes so much, and you
feel like you're in a video game and and and
it's just crazy. And I just came early to make
sure I didn't get in the traffic right. But you
know what I'm seeing a lot of is jeeps, right
jeep the ducks on the dash?

Speaker 7 (42:55):
That gay? Hello? Is this going on?

Speaker 10 (42:59):
Is that what that means? I know what it means,
but that's what it is. Okay, that's not what it means.
I don't I don't know what you did or how
you acquired those. What you what you had to go?

Speaker 2 (43:11):
It's like an homage.

Speaker 8 (43:12):
Jeep owners leave rubber duckies for other jeep owners.

Speaker 7 (43:16):
Oh yes, I ran over duck one time. Okay, I
just see him that.

Speaker 10 (43:23):
There's literally I mean some people have forty eight of
them on the dash, and I think it's almost a
road hazard. It's almost because you know what, when I'm
trying to count them and trying to go what's going on?
And seeing and and now I'm not paying attention to
the road.

Speaker 7 (43:36):
It's it's crazy because the person walking across the front
of you duck crossing.

Speaker 9 (43:42):
Maybe it was a mental health statement, like I've got
all my ducks in a row.

Speaker 7 (43:46):
There you go.

Speaker 8 (43:47):
It's a thing for jeep enthusiasts. I'm so bo and
I went to go see a c DC. Your good
friend Brian Johnson. We saw him on Monday night. What
a great show. I thought for sure you would be there.

Speaker 10 (43:59):
You know what, I was in town. I didn't even
realize they were in town. I had just left Waco
and I just did. I was just unaware, and they
were at Texas State or what do they call it? Yeah, yeah,
were they great?

Speaker 8 (44:10):
But oh my gosh, it was a bucket list thing.
First time to see those She had never seen him before.
I wanted to bo and I had a blast. But
I told BO, like I remember when Alex Raymundo told
us the story about him singing show tunes with Brillan
Johnson for.

Speaker 7 (44:26):
Please guess who's got audio of it?

Speaker 6 (44:29):
No?

Speaker 7 (44:29):
I know, yeah, yeah, he dug it up.

Speaker 10 (44:32):
But that happened because I was in his house and
we were just talking about music, and I said, what
inspired you to sing? And he was he was telling
me it was crooners from the twenties, and he was
turning me on to the artists I'd never heard of.
And I was, That's not what I expected him to say,
And and then I just said, do you like musicals?

Speaker 7 (44:48):
And he was like, oh, I loves And then I.

Speaker 10 (44:51):
Started talking about it, and and before you know it,
this happened, which was we sang we a cappella he
and I shouldered his shoulder in his bass, a version
of Lee Marvin's uh from from.

Speaker 7 (45:06):
Paint Your Wagons? Just what one Star? When did you start?
I think it was Wondering Star Wars. Yes, well, let's
listen to it, shall we? There is Alex Romundo and
Brian Johnson of a C d C singing Lee Marvin. Ready,
here you go.

Speaker 3 (45:23):
It was.

Speaker 14 (45:25):
Underwom transtall, kill it, kill it.

Speaker 10 (45:30):
When I get to heaven, let's meet, tie you to
a tree, or I'll begin in the Romans and then
you know where I.

Speaker 9 (45:40):
Was under.

Speaker 7 (45:45):
White laughing in the background.

Speaker 10 (45:56):
Love. He kissed me on the cheek, and you have
to understand that's I'd met him just the night before.
So I'm still in Oh my god. Brian Johnson and
I'm it was such a surreal moment, you know.

Speaker 2 (46:09):
Was there alcohol involved?

Speaker 7 (46:11):
Lots of it? Lots of it is a matter of fact.
Number one tequila, I'm gonna say, I bet it was
some tequila involved in that. More Romando, he's a hyenas
in fort Worth ten PM shows Friday and Saturday in
the Red Room. Why I'm saying, and your eyes will
be just as red as the room.

Speaker 3 (46:29):
I hell you will. Lucy was a Rican raise those

(46:56):
process Chico, never thinking that there was.

Speaker 5 (47:02):
A little man lay somewhere else and the less a great,
big world with lots of faces to run too.

Speaker 3 (47:15):
Yeah, and then she had the.

Speaker 7 (47:18):
Trying that one of the brothers.

Speaker 5 (47:21):
She was gone a kid. Oh yeah, all right, take.

Speaker 12 (47:28):
It easy, baby, My last thing has the f She
was that American.

Speaker 5 (47:36):
Go were little was kind of cold.

Speaker 12 (47:43):
Then then she was set it.

Speaker 7 (47:45):
Up on the falcon there.

Speaker 5 (47:49):
Yeah, she caught in the car. I don't know. Mother
was Les crist O, the bab that b yspering moment.

Speaker 3 (48:01):
He couldn't back in a mimory.

Speaker 12 (48:05):
That so painful something the so fun, the still so fun.

Speaker 5 (48:15):
Oh yeah, oh.

Speaker 7 (48:19):
Take it easy, bag making lessons.

Speaker 2 (48:23):
She was an American girl.

Speaker 7 (48:30):
Boo boo.

Speaker 10 (48:33):
Perfect boo.

Speaker 9 (48:39):
Boo boo boo boo boo boo boo.

Speaker 3 (48:46):
Boot Thank you.

Speaker 7 (49:39):
Blone Shark ninety two five. Alex Romundo is our special
guest in here today Hyenas in Fort Worth, ten pm
Friday and Saturday in the Red Room. So you only
have to do one show or a night.

Speaker 10 (49:54):
Is that it? Yeah? Yeah, just a ten PM shows.
You know what, my fans sleep late because you've popular now,
very popular.

Speaker 7 (50:04):
I you know, it's being at it this long.

Speaker 10 (50:08):
You kind of get to say, hey, this is what
I want to do, and they usually go, okay, we'll
do that, Okay, whatever we want.

Speaker 2 (50:13):
You have some crazy female fans. I mean, you're married now,
but what about back in the day.

Speaker 10 (50:19):
Back in the day, Well, you know what, I kind
of block myself. You know, I blocked for myself through
out my show because I constantly talk about my wife
and kids. But you know, there's been crazy things happened.
I was telling y'all there was one time I was
after the show. I'm talking to people and I'm talking
to this gentleman who's there with his wife, and he's
two feet in maybe four feet in front of me,
and she was kind of between us with her shoulder,

(50:41):
her back to me, and while I'm talking to him,
looking him in the eye. Yeah, she reached back, very
nonchalant and grabbed me by the jewels.

Speaker 7 (50:51):
No. Yeah, he had no idea. And I was like,
I was shocked. I didn't. I was like, oh uh,
you know, I leaned into it. You didn't want to
waste it. I didn't want to waste it.

Speaker 10 (51:07):
Plus I didn't have insurance. I thought, well, this is
like a medical exam. She had gloves, you can ride
it all you know what and all clear whom to
crush her dreams? You know absolutely it probably made her year.

Speaker 8 (51:21):
She's still telling that story. One time I met alexurd
Muda and.

Speaker 2 (51:24):
I had his balls.

Speaker 7 (51:26):
You know what, I gotta believe when I tell that
start I've never I think I've told that twice. I can't.
I gotta believe anybody hearing goes, hey, I've talked to
him before. Hey, wait a minute, Wait a minute, I'm
will come to his showing hyenas and forward to confront him.
See if he tried to get something off myel if
I didn't try to get anything, I know I was.
It was just offered to you like a buffet.

Speaker 3 (51:47):
I didn't.

Speaker 7 (51:48):
I didn't want to. Hey, what are you doing lady?
And start a ruckus there? And I didn't. I couldn't.
You know. It was hashtag me too because you didn't
want her to stop right away. Technically I've been hashtag
me too several times. I think married or not?

Speaker 9 (52:04):
That woman first position in her spank bank giving Alex
Ramundo a pickle tickle.

Speaker 7 (52:10):
Yeah, and she probably told all her friends all about it.
But the husband four feet away or not clueless. Yeah,
you don't want to be that guy, right. You think
maybe he knew about it and he's like kinky into
that ball. I hope not I had. That would just
make it weird.

Speaker 8 (52:31):
He's got a Bengo card rather at Alex Riemundo's balls.

Speaker 7 (52:35):
Okay, check, that's so funny. I used jewels and you
say balls.

Speaker 2 (52:40):
I'm a baseball fan.

Speaker 10 (52:43):
I like it.

Speaker 7 (52:44):
Welcome to North Texas. Oh my goodness.

Speaker 10 (52:46):
So I'm at the airport I got I didn't get arrested,
but I got kicked out. Well, there was a young mother,
uh with a you know baby, breastfeeding her baby, very natural,
very normal, and had the blame to get there, you know,
and it's a beautiful thing technically, and so I just
walked up and trying to have fun. And I was like, uh,

(53:06):
is this where the line starts?

Speaker 7 (53:09):
And that's fun and you never got funny.

Speaker 10 (53:14):
I got also got kicked out one time at security.
The guys you know, you're you're there going through the
line and he's like, shoes off, jacket, off, shoes off,
jacket off.

Speaker 7 (53:22):
I said, that's usually the order. Yeah, yeah, unless you
got some help check off your shoes and jacket.

Speaker 2 (53:33):
Sure in that order.

Speaker 1 (53:35):
Say so.

Speaker 2 (53:38):
Awesome.

Speaker 10 (53:38):
Let me get a shot of that tequila bottle over here,
man number one tequila everybody supported and and by the way,
the best well you just get it.

Speaker 7 (53:46):
It's all over Texas. What a fancy bottle. What's inside
is even better, it really is.

Speaker 2 (53:51):
It's very smooth for our breakfast.

Speaker 7 (53:53):
One of the only tequila is I will.

Speaker 8 (53:55):
Drink is yours, Alex, your Hyenas and fort Worth show
Tomorrow night and Saturday night.

Speaker 2 (54:02):
Are you working on any other projects? Doing anything?

Speaker 14 (54:05):
You know?

Speaker 5 (54:05):
What?

Speaker 1 (54:05):
You know?

Speaker 10 (54:06):
Ever since COVID, I've told myself I was trying to
shoot a new special, and it just so, I really
would like to get a new special under my belt
this year and so maybe in the fall, but now
I want to shoot it in a small room like
the Red Room. We've done it in front of two
thousand and fifteen hundred and that kind of stuff, which
is beautiful, right if you can do that. But ever

(54:27):
since COVID, I've been working smaller rooms because when the
big powers that be said everybody has to get a
shot and the people.

Speaker 7 (54:35):
Have to be vaccinated.

Speaker 10 (54:36):
I was like, yeah, that's not for me.

Speaker 7 (54:38):
I was that guy. I was like, I ain't doing it.

Speaker 10 (54:40):
So I started working smaller places and now I love
the intimacy of one hundred people one hundred and fifty people.

Speaker 7 (54:47):
So do you record every show you do on the video?

Speaker 10 (54:50):
I do not always on video, but I always put
my phone to audio because I study.

Speaker 7 (54:56):
I'm a big believer. Like Peyton Manning said, you have
to study the tape to get better.

Speaker 10 (55:00):
And I've been at this thirty five years and every
time I don't listen every time, but every time I do,
the next show is a little bit better. Something in
there I tweak and I learned. Because you came out.
Thank you for coming out last time. Sure, I'll come
out there. That was a big That was a big
honor to me because I've known you for decades and
to see you come out.

Speaker 7 (55:18):
Well, I'm gonna come out Saturday. Friday night, I'm doing
my daughter's birthday. Oh man, but Saturday night I'll come
out and happy birthday to hear. But but but you know,
I don't always listen. But when I do, you see
I kind of fly, you know, without a plan. Yes,
I have a lot of things in my mind, and
they'll if you see me two shows in a row,
they'll be different. You'll see a lot of the same stuff,

(55:39):
but in different order and different inflection and different I'm
always I'm trying not to bore myself up there. You're
just going with the flow that you feel at the time.
I'm reading the people.

Speaker 1 (55:50):
You know.

Speaker 10 (55:50):
One of the things that someone asked me, they said,
what does it take to be you know, a good
I won't say successful, but a good comedian?

Speaker 7 (55:57):
And I was like, you know, I think you need
to be a good listener. And they were like, what
you're doing the talking?

Speaker 10 (56:02):
I know, but I'm listening to the way they're reacting
because either way, I'm going to push out what I
want to say, but I might choose different words. I
may choose a different gear to drive that thought home,
because I want to regurgitate my thoughts in a way
that is palatable to whoever is listening. Because I'd love
to have somebody that probably would take offense to what

(56:25):
I'm saying, go that.

Speaker 7 (56:26):
Was awesome, Yeah, you know, convert them.

Speaker 10 (56:28):
I'm speaking the gospel according to Juan, Now, have you
ever had anybody come up and bitch at you about
some bit you did? Absolutely? Absolutely, Over the years, it's
happened many times. One time, this is early early, early
in the career here open mic nights at the Arlington

(56:50):
Funny Bone.

Speaker 7 (56:51):
I have a sister.

Speaker 10 (56:52):
She's a year younger than me. We are thickest. These
were tight. We've always hung out together. Our friends are
the same friends. And we would we would laugh and
and we would we would slap fight sometimes just for fun.

Speaker 7 (57:04):
It's my sister, you know.

Speaker 10 (57:05):
And one time she we were driving down the road
somewhere here in DFW and she popped off and got me.

Speaker 7 (57:11):
I was like, ow, you're not supposed to do that
when they're not expecting, right, right, And so I got her.
I popped her one of them like I tapped her
on the top of the head or something. And uh,
A car was driving by and this dude was like yeah,
and I was like, no, dude, no, that's not you
don't share that. We're brother and sister. We were playing, yeah,

(57:34):
don't take no stuff off that woman. So dig this
my same sister.

Speaker 10 (57:38):
One time we were at the grocery store somewhere and
and she's she squatted down trying to find some mustard
or something, and and this cart comes by a man
and his wife, and the lady was pregnant and she
didn't see my sister uh, and had no idea it
was my sister. But she almost ran over and the
husband was like, stop, what's going and he goes. He goes, man,
I'm sorry, Uh, my wife's pregnant. She didn't attention. I said,

(58:00):
it's okay, mine's a bitch. My sister went man and
acted like she was my wife.

Speaker 7 (58:06):
She character you gotta say things about me now, that
is a good sister. Then I'll help you out in
a bit, whether it was meant to be a bit
or not. There you go, There you go, Alex Ramondo
hyenas in Fort Worth in the red Room, no less.
What's that'll be a ten o'clock shows Friday and Saturday night.

(58:30):
Are you going to be hanging around town after?

Speaker 1 (58:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (58:33):
Actually, my mother is celebrating her eighty fifth birthday. I'm
by my god mundol Henson, Happy birthday. I love my mama.
And we're having a party for her on the twenty
fifth of April, and so I'll be around I'm trying
to see her as much as possible. By the way,
if you come to the show, if you want to
go to whatever liquor store, pick up a bottle.

Speaker 7 (58:49):
I'll be happy to.

Speaker 10 (58:49):
Sign it when you come out there you go, Where's
happy birthday to my mama.

Speaker 7 (58:54):
Maybe we'll have a chance to hang out while I
would love it. Alex Ramundo Dallas Ford's Classic Rock lone
Star ninety two five special thanks to Alex renandol pertaining
us as is it. He's a hyenas in fort Worth
Tomorrow night and Saturday night ten o'clock show in the

(59:15):
Red Room, and thank you Alex. Our studio smells like
tequila if it does number tie kila, don't you know?
That's right?

Speaker 9 (59:24):
By the way, who on our tickets go see z Bro.
His name is Alex Villa Lay and he is a
first time winner.

Speaker 7 (59:31):
I like this first time winner. Yeah, yeah, it's Alex Day.
By the way, there is a birthday we forgot to mention.
Oh yeah, and if Tommy Davidson was here, he would
love it. Daffy Duck is eighty eight years old today.

Speaker 8 (59:48):
Hit it Dad for the boots Gate.

Speaker 7 (59:51):
He pos.

Speaker 5 (59:54):
Bedepo Litttle great.

Speaker 7 (59:56):
The gears.

Speaker 10 (59:58):
Do better to hear you in.

Speaker 7 (01:00:00):
Hey, how about that?

Speaker 2 (01:00:01):
Says how about he actually got a little day, little seed, keep.

Speaker 6 (01:00:10):
Eat you up.

Speaker 7 (01:00:16):
Every time Tommy Davidson comes in here, you request.

Speaker 8 (01:00:19):
That and he does his little dance, yes he does,
and his facial expressions he's precious.

Speaker 7 (01:00:24):
Yes, it's his little daffy duck dance that he does
when he's the best intro for a comedian ever. I
tell you, I tell you tomorrow on the show. I
mean you thought Alex Romundo would be enough. No, Tomorrow,
Godfrey's gonna be.

Speaker 3 (01:00:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:00:40):
He's the Addison m prov this weekend. And he's another
one of those comics that always brings it every time
he comes in. And sometimes we try to stump each
other on Sanford and Son Trivia because he watched it
almost did all. Stanford also zilched the Tory Stellar Scarborough

(01:01:00):
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Speaker 8 (01:01:02):
Because the Scarborough Renaissance Festival is now underway all the
way through May twenty six.

Speaker 7 (01:01:07):
So now you know what to expect on tomorrow's show,
plus your last chance to pick your ticket between Burt
Chriischer and Zebra, and we'll talk more about that on tomorrow,
as we say, and.

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Dallas fors Classic Rock lone Star ninety two five. Pink Floyd. Now,
don't we have something special about Pink Floyd on our website?

Speaker 3 (01:01:52):
Yes, we do.

Speaker 8 (01:01:53):
You know they've shared another clip from their remastered film
Pink Floyd at pompeiyn nineteen seventy two. It's one of
the scene where Pink Floyd were starting on the Dark
Side of the Moon at Abbey Roads Studios. And we
have that clip up on our page if you want
to check it out on Star ninety two to five
dot com. Bide the way Pink Floyd at POMPEII heads
back to theaters and Imax a week from today. Really

(01:02:18):
also in time Wasters, The Who have let go longtime
drummers Zach Starkey.

Speaker 2 (01:02:26):
Yes, A spokesperson for Pete.

Speaker 8 (01:02:27):
Townsend and Roger Daltrey says the band made a collective
decision to part ways with Zach after the round of
shows that they did at Royal Albert Hall at the
end of March. They have nothing but admiration for him
and wish him the very best of the future. But
here's your hat.

Speaker 2 (01:02:42):
What's your hurry?

Speaker 10 (01:02:43):
Now?

Speaker 8 (01:02:43):
There are reports I think I told you about this
yesterday Bo Roger Daltrey felt overpowered by Starkey's drums, yes,
at their final show at Albert Hall, and that was
the straw that broke the camel's bat. Now Starkey posted
a really snarky comment on social media, and we have

(01:03:04):
that post all caps by the way, Oh yeah yeah.
But then he later came back and he was like, hey,
you know, I'm very proud of my thirty years with
the Who.

Speaker 2 (01:03:12):
Thirty years not you know, not bad, right.

Speaker 8 (01:03:15):
He filled the shoes of my godfather uncle Keith Moon.
It's been the biggest honor and I remained their biggest fan.
Now back in the day, Ringo Star talked about his
son being part of The Who.

Speaker 13 (01:03:29):
He's just incredible. He's an incredible musician. And The Who,
of course were his band as a kid. You know,
Uncle Keith was, you know, my dear friend. And when
Keith went, he felt he was sixteen at the time.
Of course he felt he should be the drummer for
The Who, but Pete thought he was a little young.
But anyway, a couple of years later, I mean, Zach's

(01:03:50):
been playing with the Who know since nineteen ninety six.
You know, that's a long stretch to be in one band.

Speaker 2 (01:03:57):
It is, it really is.

Speaker 8 (01:03:58):
I wish they could have worked it out. You know,
Starkey was given a drum kit by the late Who
drummer Keith Moon for his thirteenth birthday. I did not
know he had that connection to The Who, So I
hate seeing him leave the band. Yeah, and there's no
question that the story of Van Halen would make for
an entertaining bio pick, but Eddie van Halen's first wife,

(01:04:18):
actress Valerie bertonality has no interest in that. Earlier this
week on The Drew Barrymore Show, she said, oh God,
I hope they never do one of Van Halen. Make
sure I'm dead if they do now. Valerie's former brother
in law, Alex van Halen, said he loved Queen's biopick
Bohemian Rhapsody, and he would love to see a biopick.

Speaker 2 (01:04:40):
Done on Van Halen, but he says there are obstacles.

Speaker 7 (01:04:44):
It's the who owns what, where, when what, and it's
my way and I want to do this. The Queen
Movie took thirty.

Speaker 15 (01:04:51):
Years to come to fruition. I'm not saying that's how
long it will take us. And those guys are very
civil compared to who's in this band. But you know,
it's just right now. It's I think things are so
much in flux. It's not a great time to start
a new project in terms of getting the people it
takes to put the whole thing together, and again, it
has to be the right combination. The Queen Movie went
through several incarnations with the people who were involved making it.

Speaker 7 (01:05:15):
I get it.

Speaker 8 (01:05:16):
Queen's biopic, by the way, the highest grossing music biopick,
with the gross of just under nine hundred and eleven
million dollars.

Speaker 7 (01:05:23):
Yeah okay, War has.

Speaker 2 (01:05:25):
Expanded nineteen seventy fives.

Speaker 8 (01:05:26):
Why Can't We Be Friends for the album's fiftieth anniversary
with seven unearthed bonus tracks, rare jam sessions, and unedited mixes,
including one of.

Speaker 2 (01:05:38):
Lowrider that we have up on our page.

Speaker 8 (01:05:40):
By the way, that fiftieth anniversary collection from Rhino Records
will be out June sixth. And finally, the cops in
Florida pulled over a vehicle which was flying down the
road at one hundred and five miles per hour in
a forty five mile.

Speaker 2 (01:05:55):
Per hour zone.

Speaker 7 (01:05:56):
That's a ticket for yes.

Speaker 8 (01:05:57):
When they pulled over the driver, it was a guy
with a bride in the passenger receipt. She was late
for her own wedding and that's why they were speeding.
The cop did issue her a ticket though. We have
the video up on the Bow and Them show page
at lone Start ninety five dot com.

Speaker 7 (01:06:17):
Come on, I thought, I thought.

Speaker 8 (01:06:25):
Yes yet.

Speaker 7 (01:06:27):
Ahrity then it's a fun show today.

Speaker 1 (01:06:32):
I know.

Speaker 7 (01:06:33):
Good to see Alex Romundo again. It's been in here
many many times, but he always has a story or
two every time he drops by. Tomorrow is fried there
and we have Comedian Godfrey coming in in the seven
o'clock hour, and we have zilched the Tory steller from

(01:06:56):
Scarborough Renaissance Festival in the eight o'clock hour.

Speaker 2 (01:07:00):
And it's Easter weekend, so I know you have some
goodies in.

Speaker 7 (01:07:03):
The easter basket, you know, gossl easter stuff to play
for you. Oh yeah, naturally I do, and I'll get
him out there.

Speaker 9 (01:07:11):
We're coming in Monday to write a lot of people
taking Monday off for the Easter weekend, but we're gonna
be here, will be here.

Speaker 7 (01:07:18):
No, we already loafed off after the act.

Speaker 2 (01:07:23):
Who knew that Income Tax Day was a federal holiday?

Speaker 7 (01:07:26):
But yeah, it is, okay, or after show decompression session
is next. Then we'll go home, get a nap, and
get up tomorrow and do it all again. We are
right for the weekend because it's fun and it's Easter weekend.

Speaker 2 (01:07:47):
And Bailey's birthday weekend.

Speaker 7 (01:07:49):
Yes, oh yeah, we're taking out taking her out to
dinner to Terrelli's on Greenland.

Speaker 2 (01:07:55):
In there that's the site of the worst date I
ever had?

Speaker 7 (01:07:59):
Is that the one you talked about?

Speaker 4 (01:08:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (01:08:03):
Should we talk about this on the after show? You're
talking about it? Sure? Why not?

Speaker 3 (01:08:10):
You look so thrilled?

Speaker 7 (01:08:11):
Come on, I know you got more than one bad
dating store, I do.

Speaker 2 (01:08:15):
Well, you know that about the one with the sugar
glide or the guy that took out the rodent.

Speaker 7 (01:08:19):
Yes, yes, but you gotta tell you gotta tell it
again because a lot of Raskills have not heard that.

Speaker 9 (01:08:25):
Okay, Facebook Live, you only in just a couple of minutes,
and you don't want to miss any of this.

Speaker 7 (01:08:29):
So that's what we're going to be talking about.

Speaker 8 (01:08:31):
Huh episode of Seinfeld Bad Dates.

Speaker 7 (01:08:35):
All right, we'll see you tomorrow for the Friday show
and we'll see you next on the well after show.
Are you ready? Yeah, We're ready.

Speaker 10 (01:08:42):
Bye go