Full Show Replay- Comedian Byron Kennedy! Zebra's Randy Jackson Calls. RIP Chris Penn. (Ep 1358)

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Americans like food, and we like our food fish. So
come to the Feedbag and Trump and every Feedbag and
Trump restaurant. We serve up the biggest portions of food
of any restaurant in the country. We're known for a
delicious bucking old mashed potatoes and grapes, and a slow
roasted entire town. And for dessert, visit our Olympic sized

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swimming pool filled with homemade blueberry cobbler. You don't serve
yourself from it, You jump in and eat your way out.
Next time you want to eat yourself sick, come into
any Feedbag and Trump restaurant.

Speaker 2 (00:34):
Come in hungry, wattle out full. There are days that
define your story beyond your life, like.

Speaker 3 (00:41):
The day they arrived.

Speaker 2 (00:45):
Already want what did they want?

Speaker 4 (00:46):
Where are they from?

Speaker 2 (00:50):
That's what do they look like?

Speaker 5 (00:52):
You'll see soon enough.

Speaker 2 (00:58):
The Bow and Them show. Come on your fucking dickheads.

Speaker 1 (01:02):
Wait are the most annoying sound in the world.

Speaker 2 (01:07):
Get up, Get up, Get up, Get up, Get up,
Get up, Get up, Get up, Get up, Get up,
Get up, get up, get up, get up, get up,
get up, get up, get up. Damn quiet, And I'm sulls,
I'm broadcasting get up, turn it off. One, two, three more?

Speaker 6 (01:21):
Get up, Get up, Get up, Up, Get up, Get up.

Speaker 2 (01:31):
Wait a minute, get up, get up, Get up, Get up,
Get up, Get up, Get up, Get up, Get up,
Get up, Get up, Get up, Get up, Get up,
Get up, Get up, Get up, get up.

Speaker 7 (01:39):
Get up.

Speaker 2 (01:42):
Huh Oh, come on, man, geez Louise, you're down, You're up.

Speaker 1 (01:50):
Welcome to the topsy turvy world of the entertainment industry.

Speaker 6 (01:56):
What was that?

Speaker 8 (01:57):
That was funny?

Speaker 6 (01:58):
That was funny?

Speaker 2 (01:59):
Well, okay, after dump me, I had a nervous breakdown.
I trained my major blood vessels to retract into my
body on command. I'm telling you, the sky's the limit.

Speaker 9 (02:07):
Yeah, happy, hey all, it's Friday.

Speaker 2 (02:22):
Light coach slash spiritual advisor extraordinarrow. Everyone's always in a
good mood when it's Friday. I'm tiny lit tago. I
am not in a mood for music. They've been in
relckably good moods. Oh you remember the girl from the
Tanning Slow to try to shoot you with a bow
and arrow. She just kind of shook up after I
broke it off with her. Oh now that is a
chatting out.

Speaker 3 (02:47):
Well, I'll bring you to the mall.

Speaker 2 (02:53):
Perhaps Friday. Yeah, I'm all ready to fryday.

Speaker 6 (03:00):
We made it too.

Speaker 2 (03:01):
I'm gonna some weekend action. And what a day we
have today. Oh yeah, we're going to be exhausted by
the time this damp.

Speaker 8 (03:09):
So when this is all over, we're gonna be sliding
in with skin, dirty.

Speaker 2 (03:12):
Knees, guests coming into the studio.

Speaker 4 (03:15):
Comedian Buyer and Kennedy is that we've never had him
on before.

Speaker 2 (03:19):
Oh but he's funny, you know, and he's an old
radio guy. Yeah. Yeah, so we can talk shop a
little bit o. He wins it up and got into
stand up comedy. But before that we'll have sports of
all sorts on the way, the freaking Fool File, which
never disappoints. I got to call my buddy Randy Jackson

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and Zebra because we're going to see him on Sunday.

Speaker 4 (03:41):
I know, Soundy at the House of Blues, Zebra in
concerts Now.

Speaker 2 (03:46):
At fifty you'd pick your tickets a family four pack
to the Worth four hundred race at Texas Motor Speedway,
or you can have tickets to see Bachmann Turner Overdrive.
Also after that, Comedian Byron Kennedy's gonna I'm looking forward
to see. We'll just see how it goes today as
we celebrate, Yes, National Harbor Day. The tree. I guess

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we're supposed to plant a tree. I guess maybe so
dogs got a peace somewhere when there's no fire, hikings
and men too. Yes, it is DNA Day. Oh no boy, Yes,
that slimy goo that makes you you In case you
are wondering what DNA stands for, let me try diox
rebo nucleic acid. If you didn't have it, you'd just

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be a big pile of dust. That's true. National Crayola Day.
I love Crayola. Crayons were invented by cousins Edwin Bennie
and c. Harold Smith, who had formed Bennie and Smith
in eighteen eighty five. National Crayon Day, which actually took
place last month, is on the anniversary of the founding
of their company. When those two made crayons safe for

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the little.

Speaker 4 (04:56):
Cheer and you know you were jealous if a kid
in your class had the one with a.

Speaker 2 (05:00):
Little sharp in their own. Oh yeah, with the sixty
four crayons, those were cool. People had money. Your pants
must be rich, ye, National Plumber's Day. We once had
no indoor plumbing, no baptobes, toilet, hot water nut We
had to use outhouses to go pinch'll open and we
had to carry water long distance. It thanks to the

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work that plumbers do, we don't have to do that anymore.
And you guys are really proud of your.

Speaker 8 (05:27):
Work because you're charging us. Yes, they do, but it's
worth it. You know, they got to put their face
down in our toilet.

Speaker 2 (05:32):
I know it's only they could learn to pull up
their pants. Yeah, I don't like plumbers. It makes you
want to get a pencil and try to drop it
in there and they could stick. Is that what you
want to do? I want to pull up their pants.
It is Holocaust Remembrance Day. Okay. It's really hard to
believe someone can be that cool to someone else that
you didn't even know. And if you're one of those

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who never happened, well then you're a dick. Okay, wait
a minute, I'm not finished. Yes, National Historic Marker Day.
Historic marker. I like the ones that you see on
the Highliss side. I remember when we used to go
on road trips from my grandfather. He would not only
stop at every single historical marker on the Highway. He

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would even go many miles out of the way to
see him. Are you serious a two hour trip would
turn into a three or four hour trip? Can I
recommend one to you guy?

Speaker 8 (06:21):
I'm sure the place where it's a little bit dark,
but the place where Bonnie and Quide we're so yeah.

Speaker 2 (06:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (06:28):
And there's one going towards Houston where if you stop
and look at it, it says on this date in
eighteen seventy six, nothing happened here.

Speaker 2 (06:36):
Each a real historical marker. I need a picture next
to that. It is National Hairball Awareness Day. We all
know someone that qualifies for that title, and it ain't
flattering National Telephone Day. How else are you guys gonna
win those goofy contests and give away stuff? Thank you,
Alexander Graham Bell something hair Stylist Appreciation Day if it

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involves anything more than a comra brush to get the
job done, That's why we need y'all. Red Hat Society Day.
It's on the anniversary of the date in nineteen ninety
eight when a group of women gathered for a tea
party in Fullerton, California, to wear purple clothing and red hat.
They call themselves the red hat Society. They're still around today.
There's even a Simpsons episode about it with Lily Tomlin.

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There is, and it's World Malaria Day. That's why we
invented insect repellent to keep up from catching it. Yes,
so use it? Please, yes, please do? Okays, time to
do our morning strips.

Speaker 4 (07:37):
Ooh yeah, tristday race for a weekend man?

Speaker 2 (07:42):
Y'all ready? Yes, sir? Well, get ready, get ready? Here
comes there? It was get your ass up this time
to'll play around? Ain't it?

Speaker 8 (07:55):
Red?

Speaker 2 (07:55):
Still a half mercy? O? Don shar ninety two five. Well,
will you look at the time at six thirty in
Times for sports?

Speaker 4 (08:04):
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Speaker 6 (08:09):
Well.

Speaker 2 (08:10):
The Dallas Cowboys selected Alabama offensive guard Tyler Booker in
the twelfth overall pick in the NFL Draft yesterday. Booker
was a team captain on last year's Alabama team, starting
all thirteen games at offensive guard. And here's the thing.
He did not allow a single sack last season. Somebody's
got to protect Dak or whoever the hell ends up. Nice.

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Booker is six feet five, three hundred and twenty five
Love Mercy. Scouts call him a powerful downhill run blocker.
He finished twenty twenty four being named first team All
SEC and was second team AP All American. He says,
I'm blessed to be a Dallas Cowboy. Well good, because

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you're gonna make money. Then you're gonna make that nil
name and likeness stuff. In the NFL Draft, Day two
consists of rounds two and three. These rounds are typically
held on the second day of the draft, with by
the ways today and yes, there will be a watching
party at the Star in Frisco otherwise known as Jerry Land,
and Day two of the draft starts at six o'clock.

(09:15):
You can watch it on the big screen and either
yell or clap your hands or just go, oh, not
that guy. Yeah, I'm doing Michael Parsons did.

Speaker 10 (09:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (09:23):
You see, she showed me Michael Parson's face when they
announced that he.

Speaker 4 (09:27):
Goes what so Dallas Cowboys pass rusher Michael Parson's reaction
to the team's first round pick in the NFL Draft
is raising a lot of Michael Parsons was part of
Bleacher reports coverage of the NFL Draft last night when
Alabama guard Tyler Booker was announced as the Cowboys pick.
Parsons face stayed frozen, and then he threw his arms

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up in.

Speaker 2 (09:51):
The air and then he said, hold on, hold.

Speaker 4 (09:53):
On, I'm actually excited about the pick. He said, I
just wanted to see the pick on my side of
the ball. He didn't want it on the off. But
this guy's a beast. Parsons said, I'm not mad at
the pick. But at first he didn't look mad. He
looked like, what the hell are they doing.

Speaker 2 (10:08):
He looked like somebody told a joke. He didn't understand
right what.

Speaker 4 (10:12):
Earlier in the night, Michael Parsons was upset when Arizona
Wildcat's wide receiver to toe Roa. McMillan went to the
Carolina Panthers with the eighth overall pick. McMillan was widely
thought to be a target of the Dallas Cowboys.

Speaker 2 (10:26):
We'll see how round two goes for.

Speaker 8 (10:28):
Dallas Colorado prospect Chaduor Sanders, son of Dion Well, he
had a humbling knight in the pick.

Speaker 2 (10:35):
Yes he did.

Speaker 8 (10:36):
Regarded as a potential top ten or even a top
five pick. Did not hear his name called at all?

Speaker 2 (10:42):
You know what the word is is that he's got
an overbearing eagle. Really, I mean, look who his dad is.

Speaker 4 (10:49):
Ye know, A lot of people during the combines were
saying that, yeah, yeah, he thinks he's God's gift of football.

Speaker 2 (10:56):
But hey, he's good. He won the Heisman, So I
don't know.

Speaker 8 (10:59):
And the picks last night, quarterbacks weren't a huge focus
of what was going on.

Speaker 2 (11:04):
They weren't a hot commodity.

Speaker 8 (11:05):
Only two went off the board in cam Ward for
Tennessee Jackson Dart with the Giants. But Sanders leads the
key topic entering day two this evening. Now over the
University of Colorado, it looks like coach Prime is going
to stick around. He just puts some wet ink down
on a five year deal worth fifty four million dollars
to continue as University of Colorado's head coach ten point

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eight million per year. That's the agreement that Max's Dion
Sanders one of the highest paid coaches in college football.
And it takes a bit of steam out of the
idea that he's just waiting for the chance to jump
from the college game to the pros. He knows that
NFL players have a lot of ego problems when they
turned pro.

Speaker 2 (11:47):
As we just presented speaking of the Eagles. Yeah, yeah, Well,
let's see how it works out. The Las Vegas Raiders
selected Boise State running back Ashton genty the number six
overall pick, marking a significant milestone for the Frisco, Texas native.
That's right. Jenti is a twenty twenty two graduate of
Lone Star High School. Was a versatile athlete during his

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high school career, playing both running back and wide receiver.
In his senior year, he amassed one eight hundred and
forty three rushing yards and scored forty one touchdowns, earning
him recognition as one of the top players in Texas
high school football. Now at Boise State, he continued to impress.
In the twenty twenty four season, he led the nation

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with two thousand, six hundred and one rushing yards and
twenty nine touchdowns, earning him unanimous All American honors and
a runner up finish for the Heisman Trophy. His performance
also garnered him with the Derrick Walker Award, given to
the nation's top running back. So we'll see how it
all works out. Because I've said before that the draft

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is kind of a crap shoot. It is because you
never know if you're going to draft o Ryan Lee
for something.

Speaker 4 (12:56):
You know, yeah, and some unknown ends up being a
huge star in the NFL exactly.

Speaker 2 (13:00):
He was a tough night.

Speaker 4 (13:02):
In California for your Texas Rangers, as the A's rallied
to beat the Rangers last night four to three. They
were trailing three to two heading into the ninth. The age, though,
got going when Max Schuman drew a one out walk
and the Luis Ulujas followed with a single to right
center that bounced off of the glove of Rangers center
fielder Leodi Taveres for an error and that allowed Schuman

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to score the tying run, and then Luis Urias scored
on Jacob Wilson's two out single for the game winner.
Before the A's rallied by the way Rangers startered, Jacob
de Grom was in line to get his.

Speaker 2 (13:34):
First win in two years, but it wasn't meant to be.
The Rangers remained on the road.

Speaker 4 (13:39):
This weekend a face off at the San Francisco Giants
in the three game series.

Speaker 2 (13:43):
Tonight's matchup first meeting between the two teams.

Speaker 4 (13:45):
The first pitch tonight at Oracle Park in California nine
to fifteen, with Nathan Neovaldi on the mound for the Rangers.
Speaking of pitchers, pitcher Kumar Rocker has been placed on
the fifteen day injured list with.

Speaker 2 (13:58):
A right shoulder injury related to John Rocker. Remember that
jerk off, I don't know. Oh, I'll have to google it.
Google it.

Speaker 8 (14:06):
See way the deal is, j have it on over
to the Dallas Stars Game four first Round series against
Colorado Avalanche tomorrow night in Denver.

Speaker 2 (14:15):
This is do or die for our boys and the Stars.

Speaker 8 (14:17):
They pulled off an amazing two to one overtime win
Wednesday night, and that shut up that Colorado crowd in
their arena apparently.

Speaker 2 (14:25):
And if the Stars can.

Speaker 8 (14:26):
Win tonight in Colorado and go up three to one
in the series, and there's gonna be a good chance
that they can end the first round on their home
ice at the American Airline Center Monday night, Come on, boys,
go Star.

Speaker 2 (14:39):
Let's hope. So, let's hope.

Speaker 7 (14:41):
So.

Speaker 2 (14:42):
And since the Dallas Mavericks choked on getting into the postseason,
and you still want to watch the NBA playoffs, here's
something you can watch. It'll make you forget, at least
for a while the damage Nicol Harrison did to the Mavericks.
Even if you're not much of a fan of the
Milwaukee Bucks or the Indiana Pacers, you might want to
watching the next two playoff games between the teams Tonight

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and Sunday, because these guys absolutely hate each other. Yes,
these two teams do not get along at all. There's
usually a fight at least once during most of the games.
There's been bad blood throughout the season that is spilled
over into the playoffs with really aggressive play and a
few fists thrown. Next two games at least should feature

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the same, if not more intensity. Don't say we didn't
act even warn it. So let's talk sports of all sorts.
The World Chase Tag Championships. All of you played tag
as a kid, Now you can turn pro. Since twenty twelve,
the world title is played in the UK and is
an international competition that combines competitive parkore with tag. It's

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in this thirty nine by thirty nine square foot arena
full of obstacles, aiming to win the most rounds by
either tagging the opponent within twenty seconds or for the
other team, evading the hagger for twenty seconds. Wow, have
you ever seen it on TV. It's pretty cool looking.
Check it out. Not only are these athletes paid well
for playing tag with top competitors earningwhere anywhere from two

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thousand to five thousand dollars per event, but it's also
televised on ESPN and in the UK. The exact earnings vary,
but many athletes can also secure additional income through brand
partnerships and appearance fees. And it's not a game for
kids anymore. Yeah, it's been on ESPN a couple of times.

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I'm gonna have to check this out. The video is amazing.
That is outrageous. Yeah, book your flight to the UK today,
my friend, the freakod full file, next the ball. Bet
that ass up start grinding on me. Now it's forwards
Classic Rock lone Star ninety two to five. I wonder

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if my boy Randy Jackson of Zebras awake. I bet
he is. Well, if he's not, Little Lincoln, you damn
right we will. Now it's time for the freaking fool file.

Speaker 6 (17:01):
Now.

Speaker 2 (17:02):
You know Easter Sunday is supposed to be a special
time with the family. Yes, well, a nineteen year old
woman was arrested on Easter Sunday, after stabbing her father
in the stomach and slashing her mother's throat during a
violent confrontation inside a Vancouver home. Just before five point
forty in the afternoon, Vancouver Police responded to a report

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of an assault with a deadly weapon at a home.
When officers arrived at the residence, they found a woman
later identified as Mackenzie Hayfer outside the home covered in blood.
Hayfer was read her miranderis and agreed to speak with
the officers. She told police that she lived at the
home with her father, Benjamin Hayfer, and her mother, Aaron Hetzer,

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and her brother, who was not identified. It began after
daddy wished his daughter a happy Resurrection day. Mackenzie flew
into a screaming rage and kept screaming she did not
believe in God. Blood. Okay, that's one thing, but why
do you have to kill him for that? Well, the
exchange escalated into a huge argument between father and daughter.

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After some time, they were separated and they each went
into different rooms, but it didn't last that long. Daddy's
little girl came back in, went to the kitchen, grabbed
a steak knife and stabbed her father in the stomach.
Several times, and she was possessed by the devil. That's rock.
The devil comes after y'all need it. She then turned
on her mother, who was standing there in disbeliefs, just watching,

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and slit her throat but missed her jugular vein. She
just bitch crazy. Both parents are gonna be okay. But
the daughter was arrested on two counts of second degree
attempted murder and is currently in the slammer way to
ruin Easter. Bitch, jeez, what do you do? Don't tell
her happy Resurrection exactly. You could say Eastern see oh

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on Eastern bunny, but you say, yes, all right, let's
travel to Florida. Oh yeah.

Speaker 4 (18:58):
Mail carriers work hard every day and deserved to take
a lunch, just not a liquid lunch. A postal worker
in Melbourne, Florida, has been arrested on dui charges after
she delivered mail to a house where a party was
going on and she decided to stay at the party
and have a couple of drinks.

Speaker 2 (19:15):
Only she didn't have a couple of drinks. She had
several drinks.

Speaker 4 (19:20):
Thirty three year old Caitlinde was arrested after cops received
a call about a postal truck driving the wrong way
on a one way stage.

Speaker 2 (19:28):
And swerving between the lanes.

Speaker 4 (19:30):
When officers pulled her over, they noticed she appeared confused
and disoriented. She ultimately bombed a field sobriety test officers
say she told them she was invited into the party
and had a couple of vodka shots. You know, whenever
you went to Macaroni grill and they asked you how
many drinks you had?

Speaker 2 (19:46):
What did you say too? Yeah, that's what she told
the cops.

Speaker 4 (19:50):
Yeah, make that seven vodka shots, not to vodka.

Speaker 2 (19:54):
Well that's what they always say on cops when they're arrested.
How many beers you too?

Speaker 4 (20:00):
Well, of course she was arrested for DUI and taken
to jail. The thing is she still has her job
for now. I guess good help is hard to find.

Speaker 2 (20:11):
Nobody wants to deliver mail. How much you drink today? Okay,
go ahead, just don't reckon anything, Just don't go Postalana.

Speaker 8 (20:17):
So, thirty six year old you and Valentine woke up
to find his car, a thirty thousand dollars black Honda Civic,
had disappeared from his driveway overnight. So after calling the
cops and his insurance company and telling him what was
going on. He started looking for a replacement, believing that
his set of wheels was forever gone. So he found
another Civic that looked like his that he thought was

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stolen about seventy miles away. But after he bought it,
he noticed similar items in the vehicle that looked exactly
like the ones in his old CIBC.

Speaker 2 (20:48):
Oh No, he bought back his stolen CoFe. He bought
back his own car.

Speaker 8 (20:52):
For Christ's sake, Mister Valentine said he believed the garage
he bought the car from was also duped, and now
he hoped to get his cash and his posit back
for the vehicle.

Speaker 2 (21:01):
Yeah, you guessed it.

Speaker 8 (21:02):
He did not get any of that stuff back. He
sued the cops for letting it happen. He sued the
garage he originally bought it from for reasons unknown. He
lost both lawsuits. That's so screwed. Like he's such a
victim here, huh. The police and the Honda garage all
said this was one of the best clone jobs of
a stolen car they'd ever seen, since mister Valentine didn't

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immediately recognize his own car as soon as he saw it.
Let us all take note because we have big thievery rings.

Speaker 2 (21:31):
In this town. Yeah yeah, watch yourself. But if your
car is stolen and you happen to see a car
that looks just like it, don't buy it. Okay, yeah yeah,
Wait a minute. Here is an eighty year old woman
in Russia who can call herself lucky to be alive
after falling from a window of her sixth floor apartment

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and landing on top of a parked car. She's eighty
years old. As the unnamed Octageniyan was cleaning the windows
of her apartment, a single moment of carelessness was enough
to send her tumbling out of a window from the
sixth floor onto a neighbor's car. Now, the shocking fall
was captured on close circuit TV cameras and has been

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making the rounds on Russian social media ever since. Amazingly,
mere moments after landing on the roof of the car,
the eighty year old woman climbed down and walked away
like nothing happened. That is crazyly from a sixth floor window.
That's the Lord at work right there. Jesus save me.
How she managed to not only survive the fall, but

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to do so without any injuries, especially at her age,
remains a mystery. Yeah it, let me say, photos of
the car. Oh oh oh, I thought I was going
to see her jumping out to the lag. It starts
at the very beginning where she falls. Oh my gut.
Photos of the car she landed on show a sunken

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roof and a broken windshield, evidence of these strong impact.
She just got up, got off the roof of the
car and walked away back upstairs walk to her apartment.
My god, she's.

Speaker 4 (23:07):
Walking better than I do when I get out of
bed in the morning.

Speaker 2 (23:10):
After a bunch of nagging from her and her neighbors
and her relatives, she agreed to go to the hospital
to get checked outs. To the doctor's surprise, except for
a couple of bruises, she was healthy as a horse.
Now that's a tough old broad man. I don't even
know her, but I love her already. She probably whooped
your ass. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (23:32):
Hey, coming up next hour, you get to pick your ticket.
Bow has a fun way for you to win, with
a mystery voice. You have to identify, and if you
guess correctly, you're gonna get to pick between a family
four pack of tickets to the worth four hundred at
Texas Motor Speedway, plus a VIP experience that includes track passes.
Or you can pick tickets to see Bachman Turner Overdrive
in August. Pick your ticket coming up around seven fifty

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here on lone Star ninety two five.

Speaker 2 (23:57):
Right before it is well boo hoo hoo. Count your
money and you'll feel a lot better. Long Star ninety
two five. It is Friday, and my boy is Zebra
in town.

Speaker 8 (24:12):
Now.

Speaker 2 (24:12):
I know they're not a top tier band, but they've
been good friends of mine for fifty years and this
is their fiftieth anniversary tour. And I texted Randy Jackson
so he knows we're calling it hell already pick it up? Hello?
Would this be Randy Jackson of Zebra by any chance?

Speaker 3 (24:31):
It sure is. You got the right number.

Speaker 2 (24:33):
It's both from Dallas. How you doing, brother, I'm doing good.

Speaker 3 (24:37):
What's happening?

Speaker 2 (24:37):
Oh? Well, you remember when you guys came to my
house when I was all crippled, and I told you,
next time I'm able to walk, i'll come see you. Well,
guess what I'm coming to see you Sunday.

Speaker 3 (24:49):
Awesome, awesome, well, you couldn't.

Speaker 2 (24:51):
Get Felix and guy up to be on this call
to what's wrong with them? I have no idea.

Speaker 3 (24:58):
I know what's wrong with God's sleep.

Speaker 2 (25:01):
Well, we all got to get our rest sometime, don't
you know.

Speaker 4 (25:03):
Well, we're excited about seeing you at the House of
Blues on Sunday night.

Speaker 3 (25:07):
Yeah, it's gonna be a lot of fun. We're looking
forward to. We've been rehearsal all week and you know,
we're a ready. We're gonna do a couple of warm
up shows and we'll be ready to go when we
hit Dallas.

Speaker 2 (25:18):
I've seen you guys many many times, but I wanted
to ask what was one of the worst gig that
you guys have done? Not your performance, but something that
happened before or after a show.

Speaker 8 (25:31):
Hmm.

Speaker 2 (25:32):
There's been many, many miles and two little smiles.

Speaker 3 (25:38):
Yeah, we had some disasters. For me, the worst disaster
we ever had was in Denver. It was during the
second record and we were touring with Sammy Hagar.

Speaker 2 (25:49):
Oh yeah, Sammy's a good guy. I like Sammy, Yeah
he is.

Speaker 3 (25:52):
And we got to Denver and we're out promoting the
second album and Lullaby was the single at that time,
and Denver was the city that was playing it and
it the most, and it was like the number one
song in Denver at that time, and so we didn't
have a lot of luck with the song, but Denver

(26:13):
was a great place. And so, okay, well we've been
playing the song on tour and here we go to
play it and it required a whole bunch of keyboards
to be programmed, and you know, I'm playing the keyboards,
Philips is playing the keyboards. I got a guitar rapped
around me. It's like we're a three piece, you know.

Speaker 2 (26:29):
Monkey band. I love it.

Speaker 3 (26:34):
Yeah, I mean it's one of those things where you ductate,
one little pitch string can break and the whole.

Speaker 2 (26:40):
Thing falls apart.

Speaker 3 (26:41):
So we're playing a song, you know, we started, everybody
knows that it's all going good, and then all of
a sudden, I hear this huge like cukoong and the
whole building just like it's like everything just jerked. But
the power went out in the building for a second,
like a breaker went off, and then all of a
sudden it came right back on. But when that happened,

(27:04):
all the programming that we put in just went away.
Oh yeah, I felt almost like somebody had just taken
my clothes off. I was just sitting there completely naked
because it was horrible. It was like you're riding, you're
riding a bike, and then all of a sudden, you're
just riding on folks.

Speaker 2 (27:23):
You know, that's like those work nightmares that we have.

Speaker 1 (27:26):
Both.

Speaker 2 (27:26):
Oh yeah, see what every guy that's in radio has
a nightmare that your song is running out and you
don't have anything else ready. We always have that dream.

Speaker 3 (27:38):
Let me tell you, musicians are the same way. I've
talked to a lot of musicians, and we have the
dream that we're trying to get the gig together and
it's not happening. There's things that have to be done,
and it's you're trying and trying and trying. The audience
is waiting for you, and then all of a sudden,
the audience is gone. You know, they've left because you screwed.

(28:01):
And let me tell you if those are the worst nightmares,
and they happen all the time to me a lot,
But I've talked to other musicians too, where they're just like,
you know, it's always about a gig.

Speaker 2 (28:12):
Okay, here's something that happens to me a lot because
naturally I take a nap during the afternoon after the show,
and sometimes I'll wake up and I'll see the sun
is out, and I'll go, damn that. Then I said, oh,
that's right.

Speaker 4 (28:25):
Oh never mind, And why didn't they call me to
let me know I'm late?

Speaker 3 (28:28):
Right? Right, that happens, There's no doubt about it. I've
had well, actually this interview that happened with me yesterday,
and I kind of fell asleep in the in the
car and Felix and I are driving back from the rehearsal,
and I woke up and I went, oh, Boa, I
forgot about bo And I'm going, oh, no, that's tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (28:53):
Well, I'm glad we got to talk to you. We
will see you Sunday night. Are you guys getting into
town anytime earlier?

Speaker 3 (29:00):
I think we drive in the day of the show.
But it's the last show we got, so it would
be great to get together.

Speaker 2 (29:06):
Yeah, yeah, give me a call. Let me know. Randy
Jackson Sunday night, House of Blues. I can't wait to
see you because I hadn't seen you in a while.
I had to miss your last gig.

Speaker 3 (29:16):
Yeah, but it's too bad. But this time, we're gonna
have new songs. I think you're gonna you're gonna like them.
It's so a little different stuff.

Speaker 2 (29:22):
Randy is good to talk to you. My brother tell
Felix and Guy. I said, hello, I will do that boat.
Take care Randy Jackson of Zebra. That's gonna be a
fun show.

Speaker 6 (29:31):
Now.

Speaker 2 (29:31):
I know they've got other songs, but I've always been
partial to this one. There's Zebra Dallas Horst Classic Rock
lone Star ninety two to five. That's my boy, right, yeah, yeah, man,
finally get to go see him. Who'd you say? Said that?
Zebra does a good version of the story In Your
Eyes by the movie.

Speaker 4 (29:49):
My best friend here in Dallas, Maria, she used to
go see them at clubs in Long Island, and she said,
a great moody blues.

Speaker 2 (29:56):
Yeah, because they play a lot of gigs up in
Long Island, but they're from New Orleans. Word I used
to know. I think she's gon'a go with me to
the show on Sunday night. Well, bring the girl, bring
the girl with you. Okay, here's something you might enjoy.
Today is National Telephone Day. This is a nineteen thirty
six newsreel by at and t explaining how to how

(30:18):
to use the new dial telephone rotary phone. Now you
hand a millennial rotary phone. New hole, dude, here, they
ain't got no buttons on it. It's so true. It
features a young girl doing the demonstration while an announcer
explains how to recognize the different sounds like a dial tone,
a ringing signal, and a busy signal. He explains how

(30:40):
to dial each number. Funny how there are young people
now that will hear this and learn how to use
a rotary phone.

Speaker 7 (30:47):
Here it is The telephones in this study will be
changed to dial service and all telephone.

Speaker 2 (30:51):
Numbers will be changed.

Speaker 7 (30:53):
Before calling any number, first secure the number from your
new directory. Then remove the receiver and listen for the
dial tone like this. With the receiver off the hook,
dial the desired number. Be sure to allow the dial
to prely return to its normal possession. And this is
the ringing segment. If the line is busy, you'll hear

(31:16):
this busy signal.

Speaker 2 (31:20):
Well, thank you very much. Now we know nteen thirty six.
Here's some other facts for National Telephone Day. Did you
know the first mobile phone the Motorola Dinuc TAC eight
thousand X was introduced in nineteen eighty three. It weighed

(31:41):
two and a half pounds and took ten hours to
fully charge up day. Think of the calls you would
miss in those ten hours.

Speaker 4 (31:49):
That's the mobile phone, the huge brick we used to
carry around.

Speaker 9 (31:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (31:53):
Yeah. The first call from a mobile phone was made
April third, nineteen seventy three, by Martin Cooper of Motorola
to his rival at Bell Laboratory. Got it, you don't.
There's a word called nomophobia that is the fear of
being without your mobile phone. Oh yeah. It's used to

(32:15):
describe the addiction to mobile phones. And don't say some
of you don't have that.

Speaker 4 (32:19):
Especially when you leave home and you return, yes, even
though you're blocks away, just to get your cell phone.

Speaker 8 (32:25):
I think most North Texans probably have that disease.

Speaker 7 (32:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (32:29):
Yeah, And I got an email from some guy I
can't remember his name, but he said, how come you
haven't done Friday fetishes anymore? I'll give you some right now.
We're still in the a's Okay, these are actual fetishes.
There's aponemphobia, feelia, arousal to oneself as an amputee. Oh wow.

(32:54):
Some people actually cut off one of their limbs because
they're into that volunteer. Yes, yes, for god. There's one
called auto gynophilia that's males feeling aroused by oneself in
a female form in reality or imagination. You go to
reality and you get your plumbing redone. Go ahead. I

(33:17):
ain't got no argument with you. Ye you do? You
just don't invite me to shower over at your house? Literally,
you do you? Then there is auto plus whophilia. What
is that? That's feeling attracted to yourself when you imagine
yourself as dressed as a giant cartoon, a stuffed animal,
or a plush toy. Oh wow, you'd have therapy who themselves?

(33:41):
I don't know. Then there's chasmophilia that's arousal to caves,
valleys and crevices, narrow cracks in the rocker walls. Get
them horning. That's wild, get them horny because it's not
any of it. Do it in a cave.

Speaker 8 (34:01):
It's not very comfortable to do it in a cave,
mountain and setting.

Speaker 2 (34:05):
Or then there's let's see claustrophilia, feeling aroused in closed spaces, bathroom,
I'm gonna go to closet off. Then there's climbacophelia. All right,
that is arousal to falling downstairs. People with this actually

(34:27):
will roll up into a ball and roll down the
stairs because it gets them off. Oh my gosh, there's
the strange people in this world. Oh this is the
worst corporal philia, arousal to feces. Yes, yes, no, no,
no no. So somebody says, I'm in the corporophilia. Say

(34:51):
I'll see you later. Br let's keep the brown word
out of our loving. And there's cook holding. That's a
female partner sleeping with another man to humiliate her male
partner while he is watching.

Speaker 6 (35:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (35:05):
I don't think so. Yeah, but some people are into that.

Speaker 9 (35:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (35:08):
I've known some married couples that are like that. And
if you're into any of those I just mentioned, we
ain't judging, but you're crazy. I edited that end. By
the way, thank you, Dallas Hoorst Classic Rock lone Star
ninety two to five coming up. Pick your ticket tickets
to see the NASCAR race the texts Motor Speedway, or

(35:28):
tickets to see Batman Turner Overdrive. But before we go
any further, we got to say goodbye to a guy
that we knew, Chris Penn. He was a fixture of
the Dallas music scene for decades and he was the
owner of Good Records. He died weeks after being paralyzed
from a fall. He was the guy that brought up
Dennis Dunaway, the bass player from Alice Cooper's band, up

(35:50):
here at the studio, and he co hosted Cooper's band
at his store. Yeah, that was last March. He was
also instrumental in getting the nineteen ninety one Van Halen
free Weston on vinyl. Yeah. Penn's wife Jen, her name
Jen Penn, said his injuries were too great for him
to continue. He passed away on Wednesday. She said there
will be a benefit concert for Chris sometime in the

(36:12):
near future. The ways in which our community has shown
up over the last six weeks is a testament to
the person he was, she wrote. According to Tim DeLaughter,
another name you might recognize. He co owns Good Records
and Tripping Daisy, and also he's in Polophile three. Penn
took a fall last March while hanging advertising decals on

(36:32):
the front window of their Garland store. A go Fundme
page is still active and raising funds to support the
Penn family through this ordeal, it's raised more than two
hundred thousand dollars.

Speaker 4 (36:43):
I love what Jen posted yesterday about her idea for
heaven for Chris was Mexican food, pinball machines, and a
movie theater playing all the classics. Oh that's a heaven
I want to go to too.

Speaker 2 (36:57):
He was a really, really good guy.

Speaker 6 (36:59):
He was.

Speaker 8 (37:00):
I loved Chris Penn and we have been keeping in
touch for about a dozen years now. I interviewed him
for the Dallas Observer about a dozen years ago, and
he's always invited me to the Polyphonic stuff and the
Tripping Daisy stuff, and those two artists are still very
very active.

Speaker 2 (37:16):
Great tributes.

Speaker 4 (37:17):
Jeffk posted a tribute yesterday afternoon, very very special.

Speaker 8 (37:21):
On top of the record store. He was also managing Polyphonics.

Speaker 2 (37:25):
Yeah, he was one of the managers. Okay, let's move on.
Are you ready? Yes, sir? You know a lot going
on this weekend, just like every damn weekend up around. Yeah,
so let's find out. It's time for Hey what what?
I am so glad you asked? Are you ready?

Speaker 1 (37:45):
Brother?

Speaker 2 (37:46):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (37:46):
WWE Friday Night SmackDown returns to Fort Worth. See John
Cena for the final time in Fort Worth tonight at
Dickie's Arena. The event is going to be broadcast to
the world from Dicky's Arena. Oh Yeah, He's a matter
of Speedway today and tomorrow. It's a good Guy's card show.
Check out over twenty five hundred of the Southwest coolest
hot rods, trucked out trucks, customs, muscle cars.

Speaker 2 (38:09):
And classics and football fans.

Speaker 4 (38:11):
Sunday at Chaktaw Stadium in Arlington, the Arlington Renegades face
off with the DC Defenders. Kickoff for that game on
Sunday at eleven am. Case Statison at this weekend with
lots of great food, music, arts and crafts.

Speaker 2 (38:24):
It's happening today through Sunday. Now.

Speaker 4 (38:25):
If you love pizza, head out to the sixth annual
Pizza Fest at Epic Central in Grand Prairie on Sunday.

Speaker 2 (38:32):
Yeah, Pizza my music. This weekend, lots going on.

Speaker 4 (38:36):
Disturbed is at Dickey's Arena and Fort Worth tomorrow night
along with Daughtry and if you missed him at the
Super Bowl, Bo Kendrick Lamar bringing his Grand National Tour
to Jerry.

Speaker 2 (38:48):
World tomorrow night along with Sizza. I know you have
all of her song Oh Yeah, I Do, I do.
In fact, I have one in my car right now at.

Speaker 4 (38:54):
Billy Bob's Tonight, The Bellamy Brothers Tonight at Legacy Hall
in Plano, Desperado, The Eagle Tribute Lava Cantena and the
Cownee Tonight, the Motley Crue tribute band The Cruligans, and
tomorrow night the Bad Company Tribute Breaking Bad Company.

Speaker 2 (39:09):
Those bands as they are.

Speaker 4 (39:11):
Rock fans join us at the House of Blues Sunday
night for Zebra's fiftieth anniversary tour. Gonna be a great
show fort Worth Tomorrow and Sunday at Panther Island Pavilion.
For those who love electronic dance music, it's the Ubi
Doobie Festival.

Speaker 2 (39:27):
If you had a free Doobie, I'm sure you will
prefer the blues Well.

Speaker 4 (39:32):
The fort Worth Blues Festival is happening at south Side
Preservation Hall Sunday in fort Worth. Comedy this weekend at
Tk's Comedy Club in Addison. He's on his Way comedian
Byron Kennedy and at the Majestic Theater in Dallas Tomorrow
it's comedian Matt Matthews and his.

Speaker 2 (39:49):
Bougie on a budget tour Bojie.

Speaker 4 (39:52):
Theater fans, your last weekend to experience the joy that
is the Broadway musical Mama Mia. It's at the Music
Hall at Fair Park, Dallas now through Sundays.

Speaker 2 (40:02):
Saw It Yes Awesome show.

Speaker 4 (40:04):
Also this weekend, film fans at Dallas International Film Festival
and the USA Film Festival.

Speaker 2 (40:08):
Is going on.

Speaker 4 (40:09):
I'm going tomorrow at Clyde Warren Park in Dallas starting
at eleven am. It's the Festival of Joy celebrating Indian culture.

Speaker 2 (40:16):
They're going to have a parade, lots.

Speaker 4 (40:18):
Of music, cultural performances and food and at Grandscaping the
Colony on Sunday from four pm to five pm. The
Great Indian Spring Festival, Scarborough Renaissance Festival continues this weekend
and walks Ahatchee. And if you're in for work tomorrow morning,
please come out and join me at the Take Steps
Walk benefiting the Crones and Collidis Foundation of North Texas.

(40:38):
I'm hosting the event. It's happening at Keith House at
the Trailhead at clearfol All right, and that, my friends,
is just some of.

Speaker 2 (40:45):
What is going on this weekend. Welcome Dallas Fort's classic
rock Lone Star ninety two five. Okay, there's time to
pick your ticket. Choose between NASCAR tickets or tickets to
see Botwin Turner Overdrive before we go there. This is
a great call. You know, we were doing Friday fetishes earlier,

(41:07):
and there was when we were talking about people will
get off on feces. They're called fecal free. Yeah, they're nasty. Well,
this lady said she knows one of those kind of women. Well,
let her tell the story. She had a client that
would pay her five hundred dollars to get up on
top of the glass table.

Speaker 3 (41:27):
Why he was underneath it, and she'd.

Speaker 4 (41:29):
Poop, oh nasty, yeah to do that.

Speaker 2 (41:39):
And I was like, what, Okay. When I lived in
New Orleans, I ran into a guy named Teddy Harper
who was in the Coasters with Cornell Gunter, and his
wife was a hooker on Bourbon Street and she I
met her one time and she told me, I said,
what is the most odd request You've ever forgotten? She says,

(42:01):
I have a guy who I see every two weeks
who wants me to put on stilettos and crush his balls.
I said, really, he pays you for that. That's what
Linda ash is gonna do next week. Oh good, that's
a lot. I mean, she'd tell me some stories about
these sick people. There's a lot of six. Yeah, there's

(42:23):
something for everything, no matter what it is. Okay, let's
pick your ticket. How we're gonna get to that. We're
gonna play mystery voices all right? Okay, this is a
very famous rock star. You heard his music many times.
He's in a band. I'm gonna play a clip from

(42:44):
this guy and you tell me who it is. Okay, already, Yes,
here you.

Speaker 11 (42:49):
Go, with so much material to choose from where instead
of choosing the best ideas the best songs, and our.

Speaker 5 (42:56):
Problem is narrowing it down, So we're playing around with
kind of underlying themes that will help us. I think
once we got the sort of thematic spine of the
lyrics and the ideas, then we can sort of fit
the songs into that overarching story.

Speaker 2 (43:12):
Okay, and I got it right right, my favorites. Yeah,
let me play it one more time. Tell me who
this guy is.

Speaker 11 (43:20):
With so much material to choose from where, we're sort
of choosing the best ideas of best songs, and our
problem is narrowing it down.

Speaker 2 (43:28):
So we're playing around with.

Speaker 5 (43:29):
Kind of underlying themes that will help us. I think
once we got the sort of thematic spine of the
lyrics and the ideas, then we can sort of fit
the songs into that overarching story.

Speaker 2 (43:42):
Okay, do you know you know who it is? Well,
I saw anything the hint, but there is a slight
little accent. Yes it is, yeah, and it's not a
UK accent. A UK, it's close by. UK is the
right continent, but not the right country. All right, let's

(44:03):
see b on them. Show tell me who that mystery
voice is? Uh, I can't hear you boning them? Show
tell me who that mystery voice was.

Speaker 3 (44:17):
I don't have it, so.

Speaker 2 (44:20):
I'll give you a hint. He's in the band I
just played there that I just play. Attention. You better
damn well be on them. Show Who is that mystery voice?

Speaker 4 (44:38):
No?

Speaker 2 (44:39):
No, no, no, no, bon them show tell me who
the mystery voice was? Joanne who. I'll give you a hint.
He's from Ireland, Emerald, he is him last year in Vegas?
You bon them show who was that mystery voice? It's

(45:05):
the Eggs you Yeah. See, I had to give you
a hint because I just played it. Who is this
since stay hie Stacy? All right? Which tickets you want?
You want the NASCAR tickets or Botwin Turner overdrive? I
want Boxton Turner all right, Den means we'll have take
us to the words four hundred race that takes us

(45:27):
Motor Speedway in the ticket window. Hold on, madeir, we'll
hook you up. Okay, okay, wait to go. Yes, it's
the Edge and.

Speaker 4 (45:34):
Now you know coming up shortly comedian Byron Kennedy.

Speaker 2 (45:39):
He's playing tk's Comedy club.

Speaker 3 (45:40):
Hey.

Speaker 4 (45:41):
I mentioned Grandscape in the colony during Hey Annah, what's happening?

Speaker 2 (45:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (45:45):
Because they have another great free event this weekend. Now,
if you've never been to their events, you need to
check them out. I was out there last Friday for
their Easter Egg run and Grandscape is a big supporter
of the Bow and Them show Anna blowne Star ninety
two five, So we want to thank them for trusting
us with their brand. If you are a business owner
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Speaker 2 (46:06):
Reach out to us. You can email bo at.

Speaker 4 (46:08):
Bo at lone Star ninety two five dot com, or
you can email me Anna at lone Star ninety two
five dot com. We'd love to hear from you, and
thank you again to the Grand Skate in the Colonie
for partnering with Lone Star ninety two to five.

Speaker 2 (46:24):
Sounds like Robert Plans trying to scare everybody Dallas Horors
classic rock lone Star ninety two to five. Look who's here.
Our guest has arrived. Say hello to Byron Kennedy. How
you done, good man? Good Byron Kennedy for having me
Tk's Comedy Club and Steakhouse in Addison. And you came

(46:46):
here on a busy weekend. There's taste of Madison going on.
You can go to that before you do your show.
I will be tasting all of it now. I googled
your name and the first thing that came up said
you were dead. Well, I guess he's not coming in then.

Speaker 12 (47:03):
Yeah, you know, it's funny. I was just talking to
a friend of mine about that the other day. When
you google me, it says I've been dead for about
thirty years now. I think he was an old director.

Speaker 2 (47:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 12 (47:13):
Yeah, I'm trying to rise up in Google like I'm
just trying to get famous enough to be alive.

Speaker 2 (47:19):
That's a good goal for you. Yeah, that's what I Well,
now we have something in common. In fact, all of
us in here have something in common with Barron. He's
an old radio guy. That is a fact.

Speaker 12 (47:32):
Yep, did radio for most of my adult life man,
twenty something years. Yeah, in Sacramento, right, mostly in Sacramento.

Speaker 2 (47:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 12 (47:40):
I started on the air in Phoenix years and years
and years ago, a whole nother lifetime, and then accidentally
worked my way up into a management role and then that.

Speaker 2 (47:51):
Yeah, then I was just sitting in meetings all the time,
and then you jumped to comedy. Yeah, I just it
was actually the meetings that drove me. Oh god, yes, yeah,
we're not a fan either. And they and they call
them at the last minute. You know, if your own
guys gone, we gotta have a meeting, got to have
a meeting, Gotta have an hour's worth of meeting, pointless.

Speaker 12 (48:12):
Meetings, meetings. So yeah, we need radio needs meeting rehab.

Speaker 4 (48:16):
I think mean us off those meetings.

Speaker 2 (48:19):
Yeah, good luck. That is a good idea. So how
do you like living in Vegas? You know, Vegas could
be rough.

Speaker 12 (48:27):
We're headed into the rough season where it's a one
hundred and sixteen degrees every day, and he gets here too.

Speaker 2 (48:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 12 (48:34):
Yeah, well you have the humidity here, we don't have that.
Dry heat is a real thing.

Speaker 2 (48:38):
Yeah yeah.

Speaker 12 (48:39):
But so I mean Vegas is cool. I mean for comedy.
There's a ton of comedy to do in Vegas.

Speaker 2 (48:43):
Yeah. You just can't leave the house during the day.
And there's a lot of weird ass people running around
there too. That's the beautiful part of it. Yeah. Yeah,
the madness. The madness never boring. Okay, well we bring
that up because you got to tell the pizza story.

Speaker 4 (49:00):
Yeah, the world's best pizza is in Vegas.

Speaker 2 (49:03):
Yeah. Well yes, Actually, you know, it's funny.

Speaker 12 (49:07):
That's why whenever I asked my when I'm going somewhere,
I'm like, hey, I'm gonna go get some pizza you want.
Some of my friends are always like, no, I'm good,
I'm good, I'm good.

Speaker 2 (49:14):
Yeah. I I asked. How I discovered the pizza was.

Speaker 12 (49:17):
I was coming out of a store and when I
came out, there's a homeless dude there and he was like.

Speaker 2 (49:22):
Hey, man, I'll give you a bej for for a
piece of pizza. Pretty good meal.

Speaker 6 (49:30):
Yeah right.

Speaker 2 (49:31):
I was like, come on, man, get out of here.
That you give me a BJ for a piece.

Speaker 12 (49:36):
Of pizza, right, And then I got in the car
to leave, and I started thinking, Man, that must be
some good pizza, really good pizza.

Speaker 2 (49:47):
He's gonna need more pizza to get the taste out
of it.

Speaker 12 (49:51):
Because if it was me, i'd probably make that offer
for some tacos.

Speaker 2 (49:54):
Yea to each his own.

Speaker 12 (49:58):
Yeah, But he chose pizza, and he shows that place,
so I was like, yeah, And so I went in
there and got some and it was a really good peace.

Speaker 2 (50:06):
But it wouldn't bej good. Well, you'd have to ask him.
And you know you weren't the first. Oh no, no, listen.
He like he was kind of a Chubby Holmes's dude,
So I know I'm not. Well, you got to make
a living son, how yeah, yeah, Choby Holmess dude. You

(50:30):
know you don't see those much now. How cool was
it playing the grand old opry man. You're just standing
in that little circle? Well, I walked around the circle.

Speaker 12 (50:40):
I I uh stepped in it once and kind of
freaked out a little bit. I just didn't feel worthy
of being in that circle.

Speaker 2 (50:46):
I know that's where everybody goes when they stand on stage.

Speaker 12 (50:50):
That is yeah, And I mean that's that's cut out
from the original Opry stage that you know, Elvis stood
on that cash like it's it's crazy grand O. Opry
was was a lot that that. That was kind of terrifying,
to be honest.

Speaker 2 (51:05):
Well, I've only been to Nashville one time and I
went into Ernest Tubb's record store. I was like overwhelmed,
My god, look at all the history.

Speaker 12 (51:13):
And here yea yeah, yeah, I wasn't able to tell
the pizza joke at the opera.

Speaker 2 (51:21):
How about hotel walls are too thin?

Speaker 7 (51:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (51:25):
That one with bo Yeah they are. They are pretty dead.

Speaker 3 (51:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (51:30):
You can hear the person uh in the room next
to you enjoying their pizza. That's well, that's why they
make them thin, so you'll get hungry. Well, what do
you think about her joint? Like t K's man, it's
a steakhouse. It's a comedy called the Speakers. Make t
K give you a meal? He should do? You know

(51:52):
what t K does?

Speaker 12 (51:54):
He hooks us up with meals every day. And oddly,
if I had the pizza lass.

Speaker 2 (52:01):
Yeah, but did anybody have to work for it? Yeah? Yeah?

Speaker 9 (52:06):
Was it?

Speaker 2 (52:06):
DJ Goods marw with Byron Kennedy at TK Comedy Club
and State House coming up, we got some more. That's
enough to do. Don't act figure around. Hey man, I'll
give you a tube snake boogie if you give me
some of that peacha you got. Clone Star ninety two five.

(52:27):
Our guest is Byron Kennedy at Tk's Comedy Club and Steakhouse,
which is a good place to go. It is, man,
the food is amazing. Okay, as an old radio guy,
can you think of any promotion that you had to
do that you didn't want to do and it turned
out to be one of the most bizarre experiences of

(52:48):
your life. Well, first of all, why don't I have
to be an old radio No, I'm probably older than
you are, a former radio former radio guy here my body.
He was in the Brotherhood and so he'll always be,
you know, the only crazy promotion that jumps out to me.

Speaker 12 (53:07):
And I don't remember if I didn't want to do it,
but probably I probably didn't want to do a lot
of the promotions that we were doing. But you know,
back a long time ago, it was an old radio guy.
I could tell you a long time ago. Sure you'll
you'll you'll understand.

Speaker 2 (53:22):
I'm with you.

Speaker 12 (53:23):
We didn't have to run everything through all of these
attorneys and all of this, and yeah, you would just
do it. You would just get an idea and do it.
So we hung a couple of our our DJs in
a in a basket thing from a crane on the
side of the freeway from like this there was like

(53:43):
a bridge and so we were on the side and
we put them up there and left them there.

Speaker 2 (53:48):
They had a bucket to use the basket. I have
to pass on that we left them there.

Speaker 12 (53:53):
For like three days to raise money, I mean raise uh,
get presence oh s Christmas? Yeah, yeah, yeah, jackets and
blankets for the homeless and toys for for the.

Speaker 2 (54:06):
It was a good cause.

Speaker 12 (54:07):
It was a good cause, but it I mean, we
never get away with that today.

Speaker 2 (54:12):
There's two guys, I hope especially if you have if
you had to empty the bucket then.

Speaker 12 (54:16):
Yeah, they were up there for literally like three days.
It was nuts and we got a lot of stuff though.

Speaker 2 (54:22):
Good. Okay. I got to tell this story and a
lot of you listening have heard me tell the story before.
When I was working in New Orleans. Uh, the salesperson,
this salesperson named Kenny that I knew real well. He
came up to me and said, bo, you want to
make one hundred and fifty bucks? I said, sure, Where
do I go? He said, here, go to this address.

(54:44):
I said, well, what is it? Is it a record
store restaurant? And he said, yeah, just go to this address.
So I said, okay, one hundred and fifty bucks is
one hundred fifty bucks. And so I'm driving going to
the address and I pull into the parking lot and
the only building was the Family Planning Institute. I had

(55:05):
to do live breaks twice an hour at an abortion clinic.
Are you serious? I've never told you that before. Wow. Yes,
it's true.

Speaker 4 (55:15):
But it was a family planning so it wasn't just abortions.
I mean it was like, you know, get your you know,
birth control here.

Speaker 2 (55:20):
Yeah. But the ladies that worked there were cracking all
kinds of jokes that I wouldn't even tell here. Oh
my god, wow, I was there a hidden message there somewhere. Now?
Do you know how odd it is to get on
the radio and say come in for a free pelvic
exam and I'll give you an album. I'm not joking.
I swear to God that's what happened.

Speaker 1 (55:44):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (55:44):
Man, But you know, what that AE got a commission
on it and I got.

Speaker 2 (55:49):
One hundred and fifty bus Oh jeez.

Speaker 4 (55:53):
Yeah, So you have a comedy special, nash Vegas Comedy.
It's on Prime Video. Why is it both in Nashville
and Vegas? Couldn't you decide between the two?

Speaker 2 (56:05):
Not?

Speaker 12 (56:05):
Because when I started my comedy adventure, I was in
Nashville working for a record label, and I started doing
open mics, and so that's where it all started, was Nashville.
But then I actually learned how to do comedy in Vegas.
That's where I cut my teeth and try and figured
it out.

Speaker 2 (56:22):
You know that can be a rough audio. Oh, it
can be tough down there.

Speaker 12 (56:25):
Yeah, And uh so I couldn't pick a city, you know,
I was like such a you know, both cities meant
so much to me as a comedian. And then I
just had this idea of doing it in both places
and kind of splicing it together, so it jumps back
and forth, filmed in Nashville and in Las Vegas. Nash Vegas. Yeah,
so that's.

Speaker 2 (56:45):
You're mister nash Vegas.

Speaker 12 (56:47):
I am, now, mister nash Vegas.

Speaker 2 (56:50):
Better than rash Vegas, way better than do they really
have slot machines in grocery stores. In Lasville. They have
slot machines everywhere you can think of.

Speaker 12 (56:59):
I gotta go to the bathroom, give me some court. Yeah,
I bet they even have them at the hospital.

Speaker 4 (57:05):
It seems kind of cruel to have it at a
grocery store.

Speaker 12 (57:08):
Though, Well yeah, I mean yeah, you go down there
to get some chips and salsa. Five hundred dollars later,
you're looking around like, who's gonna bring me a cocktail?

Speaker 2 (57:18):
Somebody? For God's sake, you lost your grocery money at
the grocery store. Yeah, without groceries.

Speaker 12 (57:25):
Yeah, well, nowadays you can lose your grocery money at
the grocery store just buying a couple of things.

Speaker 2 (57:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 12 (57:31):
Eggs, Yeah, yeah, I'm surprised we're not gambling for eggs
out there.

Speaker 2 (57:36):
Well, thank god. I hate eggs, Yeah, because I can't
stand them any way you cook them. No, No, I
love eggs. People getting creative here in Texas.

Speaker 8 (57:46):
Instead of trying to save the money up to buy eggs,
they're getting chickens.

Speaker 2 (57:50):
Yeah. They rint chickens for three hundred dollars a week.
What a concept?

Speaker 4 (57:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (57:56):
Yeah, right from the tap, I eat the chicken, But
for three hundred dollars, I'm gonna get the megs out
of the first time.

Speaker 12 (58:03):
Yeah, those things are too noisy. I'd rather pay the
extra money.

Speaker 2 (58:07):
You gotta do what you gotta do. That's true.

Speaker 4 (58:09):
I guess this is not your first time in North Texas.

Speaker 2 (58:12):
What do you think of our happy little state?

Speaker 12 (58:15):
You know, I like it. I like it, and I
really like this area. I like this club. That's my
third time doing this club.

Speaker 2 (58:23):
Because he feeds you, because he feeds me, that's right. Yeah, Yeah,
they got some good food. Well, I'm glad the third
time is the charm. And you made it in here today.

Speaker 12 (58:30):
Yeah yeah, well yesterday it was it was wild weather
out there yesterday.

Speaker 2 (58:37):
That's Texas. See, that's it. It gets wild and crappy
and then it just clears up. Well good, how it
is here? Yeah, well, I hope it stays that way
for a couple of days.

Speaker 7 (58:46):
You know.

Speaker 4 (58:47):
I has said that we could put a couple of
people on the guest list. So if somebody wants to
see Byron Kennedy this weekend, they can call in and
I We'll hook you up and put you on the
guest list.

Speaker 12 (58:57):
That's right, that's right, and if you behave yourself, might
give you some pizzas, some good kind of pizzas.

Speaker 2 (59:08):
P I p experience everything on it too, some d
pizza Byron Kennedy. Thanks you for coming in, man, come
in anytime you're in town. Absolutely, thanksn Dallas. What was
classic rock? Lone Star ninety two five? Do you think
there was a reason I played telephone line by the Electric?

Speaker 6 (59:29):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (59:29):
What is it? It's National Telephone Day? Oh that's right,
Get yeah. I just kind of slipped past you there,
didn't Yeah. By the way, who want our tickets to
the Worth four hundreds?

Speaker 8 (59:41):
So Eric Irwin from Denton called just to say this
show kicks ass Well, well said, I can't imagine I
want anything, but that's all right. I just want to
tell you, guys, I've been listening to both in two days.
I said, well, guess what, Son, you got four tickets
to NASCAR?

Speaker 2 (59:59):
All right? Drowned. Round one of the draft was last
night and it will continue through Saturday, and the Las
Vegas Raiders selected Boise State running back Ashton Genty, who
was a graduate of Lone Star High School. Well, my
daughter Jessica just sent me a film a picture of

(01:00:21):
my grandson Connor tackling Ashton Genty at a game when
Reedy played Lone Star High School because he used to.
My grandson used to play safety before he went to
a wide receiver. Yeah, and there he is tackling Ashton Jensey.

Speaker 4 (01:00:37):
And now look at it. And he was like the
first running back picked in round one.

Speaker 2 (01:00:41):
Yes he was, Yes, he was that. Okay, you know
we told you about Chris Pan of Good Records passing away?
Whose who else passed away? Was Lulu Roman from Hee Haw? Yes? Yes,
whose truck Truck Truck stop? Yeah? Yeah, she was seventy.
She was kind of pleasingly plump on the show. But

(01:01:03):
she is from here. She was born May second, nineteen
forty six, in a Dallas maternity home, eventually being taken
to an orphanage and she was never adopted. She went
to Samuel High School in Dallas in nineteen sixty four,
and she caught her big break on Hehaw, that comedy
music show that ran from nineteen sixty nine to nineteen

(01:01:23):
ninety three. It was kind of a rip off of
Rowan and Martin's Laughing.

Speaker 4 (01:01:27):
Yeah, yeah, I remember watching it all the time because
there was only three channels.

Speaker 2 (01:01:31):
Back then, she was also a gospel singer. In fact,
she was inducted into the Gospel Country Music Hall of Fame.
I remember her with her pigtails, and she really loved
working with Dolly Park. I bet she did. Rest in peace, Lulu. Okay,
now I have to tell you this just because I'm
not trying to be like anti Catholic or anything. Thank you,

(01:01:54):
I appreciate that. But Pope Francis passing away was a
huge tragedy. But out of sorrow sometimes comes a little.
In an effort to drum up interest in the Catholic
Church for young people, the conclave in charge of selecting
the next head of the Vatican is turning to the
controversial practice of allowing people on the Internet to decide
what the next Pope's name should be. No no, no

(01:02:16):
no no no, yes yes yes yes. However, a little surprise,
the troll's names have popped up on the leader board
by garnering the most public boat so far. Would you
like to hear that? Yes?

Speaker 1 (01:02:29):
Please?

Speaker 2 (01:02:29):
Okay. These are the ten, uh in no particular order,
the ten names that have come up most Pope comcast
from Infinity, Pope Poop poop peepee pants Pope Jeff all right,
I like this one Pope dollar fifty Costco hot dog
and drink, combo meal, Pope on a rope soap didn't

(01:02:52):
make it? No, no, no, no, Pope m Pope face.
Remember they wanted to name a boat and they named
it Boldie boat face. Uh, Pope, good boy, Pope Anaesthesia,
Pope Luigi, Pope super U outback, and finally Pope never
Ending soup, salad and breadsticks. Luigi would be kind of good.

(01:03:13):
I'll bet the Lord is laughing, but the Catholic Church
probably is. I don't know. You know, Pope Francis.

Speaker 4 (01:03:19):
He gathered up a bunch of comedians and did a
huge blessing over Stephen Colbert, Jimmy Fallon, Jimmy Kimmel, a
bunch of commedians.

Speaker 2 (01:03:27):
So if he had a sense of humor, he's the
other guys. Thank you all right?

Speaker 4 (01:03:32):
Who is ready to rock the bank? It's your chance
to win one thousand dollars. Did you head into the weekend?
We have nine chances for you to win today. Bo
and I are gonna have that first keyword coming up
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you could be our next big winner Rock the Bank
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to five.

Speaker 2 (01:03:56):
I'll give the human race of bad and that he've
ever tip. We love you both, stop it will.

Speaker 4 (01:04:03):
Yeah, I'm a jerk off sometime sometimes, but who isn't know?

Speaker 2 (01:04:09):
I I'm just playing around, you know. Yes, you have
a good heart. Well really it's had some work done,
you know. That's why it's a good heart. Oh okay,
wasn't at first? Donk Croc, let's talk time wasters.

Speaker 4 (01:04:23):
All right, this is what we have up on the
Bow and Them show on lone Star ninety two five
dot com.

Speaker 2 (01:04:29):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (01:04:29):
Five months after Sammy Hagar announced that he'd written and
recorded a song in tribute to Eddie van Halen, he
has finally released that song. He did it at Midnight
tonight Encore, thank You good Night. It is a song
that Sammy says was inspired by a dream he had
back in twenty twenty two about Eddie. Now here's Sammy
talking about the song.

Speaker 10 (01:04:50):
It's a song I wrote to Eddie saying thank you
for the good times, or the fortune, for the fame,
for the songs. The music is thank you, thank You.
It's right from my heart. And after being on the
Best of All Worlds tour playing all the Eddie's stuff,
was very easy to communicate with about what would Eddie
do when I handed him this chord change or this
lyric you know or this riff and he killed it?

Speaker 2 (01:05:14):
Talk about he is.

Speaker 4 (01:05:15):
Joe Sani is listed as the co writer of the
song with Sammy Hagar.

Speaker 2 (01:05:20):
We have the full song up so you can check
it out, but.

Speaker 4 (01:05:22):
Here's a sample of the hook.

Speaker 2 (01:05:48):
Man that's typical Sammy Hagen.

Speaker 4 (01:05:50):
No I like it, and there's a section in the
middle of the song bow where you can hear the
audience Chantingie.

Speaker 2 (01:05:58):
Well you too. Continue to tip way at that next album.

Speaker 4 (01:06:01):
Here's the Edge on the band Sirius XM channel with
an update on a new album.

Speaker 11 (01:06:06):
With so much material to choose from, we're sort of
choosing the best ideas of best songs, and our problem
is narrowing it down, so we're playing around with kind
of underlying themes that will help us.

Speaker 5 (01:06:18):
I think once we go up the sort of thematic
spine of the lyrics and the ideas, then we can
sort of fit the songs into that overarching story.

Speaker 2 (01:06:28):
It sounded like that was our mystery voice. Sure enough
word Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:06:34):
YouTube's last album of original songs was twenty seventeen Songs
of Experience, and that was followed by twenty twenty three
Songs of Surrender, which was that collection of re recordings
of forty of their biggest songs. Hey, as we get
ready for race weekend at Texas Motor Speedway next week
and NASCAR and Amazon Prime are enlisting a rock and
roll legend and a country superstar to help.

Speaker 2 (01:06:56):
Promote NASCAR on Prime.

Speaker 4 (01:06:59):
Jean Folk and Eric Church are pairing up for a
new version of the Credence Clearwater Revival classic Up Around
the Bend, and that's going to be out on Amazon
Music May twenty fifth, So we have a little promo
of that. In other music news, just a week after
learning that the original Alice Cooper lineup has reunited, comes
word that the remaining faces, Rod Stewart, Ronnie Wood, and

(01:07:20):
Kenny Jones are working on new music and they could
have a new album out next year. The Rolling Stones
have contributed a song to a new album honoring the
late zydeco singer and accordion player Clifton knirishianeer.

Speaker 2 (01:07:34):
He was big in New Orleans.

Speaker 4 (01:07:36):
Yeah, Tribute to the King of Zydeco features Mick Jaggers
singing zydiko song Pa Sile in Creole. That's it and
that album is going to be released on June twenty seventh.
Founding Kiss drummer Peter Chris is going to have a
new album coming out in the fall, and The Grateful
Dead releasing another best of album. It's in conjunction with
their sixtieth anniversary. It's called Greatest Hits Duh separately on

(01:08:00):
June fifteenth, And with that information, they've released a new
song Althea, performed live in Hertford, Connecticut on March fourteenth,
nineteen eighty one. Deadheads can check that song out on
our page. Finally, Bo leave it to social media to
start a new cooking trend.

Speaker 2 (01:08:17):
Here we go.

Speaker 4 (01:08:18):
It's dishwasher steak, where you cook your steak in a dishwasher.

Speaker 2 (01:08:24):
Oh, forget that soapy taste. Yeah, you don't use a soap.

Speaker 4 (01:08:28):
You just run the cycle and it like cooks the meat.
But then you see it on the pan. And I'm
just saying that after seeing the dishwasher steak video I'm
actually kind of jones in for a steak right now. Yes,
we had a video up on the Bow and Them
show page at lone Star ninety two to five dot com.

Speaker 2 (01:08:43):
Put it on rint. Now hold on, Baba Louis battle down,
will you? That's from Quick dramagral by dom Star ninety
two five. Well, there's the end of another week and
it's gonna be a on weekend. Oh yeah, so much
going on. Yeah, I'm going trying to make the taste

(01:09:05):
Addison and uh, we should get a call from Jimmy
on the after show.

Speaker 4 (01:09:10):
Yeah, he said yesterday that he was trying to call
us and he didn't remember the hotline.

Speaker 2 (01:09:15):
No matter of fact. Well it's a hotline ring. Well
we're gonna get to him. Hangover there, jim I don't
go anywhere. Don't go anywhere. Okay, So we'll see you
back on Monday. And that's right. Sorry, I have jury duty.
Oh I know, I forgot about county. You just do
what's right for the country specific duty. Yes, So we'll

(01:09:38):
have a family four pack of grand stand tickets of
the Word four hundred. Race takes motor Speedway at seven
fifty eight to forty and the ticket window tickets to
see our boy George Lopez coming to town next Friday. Yea,
he's going to be an Allen yet the Texas Trust
see at the Credit Union. I get him confused because
they keep changing their damn names. There we go to

(01:10:01):
Alan for the blood drive.

Speaker 8 (01:10:02):
Oh yeah, okay, if you're talking about me for a second.

Speaker 2 (01:10:05):
My name is Alan. Lopez is gonna be inciting me.
He's gonna come over to your house and jump.

Speaker 4 (01:10:11):
Up your butt and then he's gonna like just come
out of your chest like ale.

Speaker 2 (01:10:19):
All right, you all ready to get on with it.
Let's do. Let's Louise, Louise, you're down eure rope. Welcome
to the topsy turvy world of the entertainment in the street.

Speaker 6 (01:10:30):
What was that? Because that was funny? That was funny.

Speaker 4 (01:10:33):
Well, okay, after you've dumped me, I had a nervous breakdown.

Speaker 8 (01:10:36):
I trained my major blood vessels to retract into my
body on command.

Speaker 2 (01:10:39):
I'm telling you, the sky's the limit.

Speaker 6 (01:10:42):
Yeah yeah, okay.

Speaker 2 (01:10:56):
Like coach Slash and spiritual advice or extraordin Arrow, everyone's
always in a good mood when it's Friday. I'm tiny
in the mood for Tago. I am not in a
mood for music. They've been in relockably good moods. Oh,
you remember the.

Speaker 10 (01:11:08):
Girl from the Tanning Sloan and try to shoot you
with a.

Speaker 2 (01:11:10):
Bow and arrow. She just kind of shook up after
I broke it off with her. Oh now that is
a chatty.

Speaker 3 (01:11:21):
Well, what brings you to the mall?

Speaker 6 (01:11:28):
That's Friday.

Speaker 2 (01:11:30):
We'll see on the after show and see on the
showed up show laid on.

Speaker 6 (01:11:34):
I w