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July 31, 2025 • 13 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's the after show decompression session, doing what they do best,
glapping their gums. You're on, Okay, we're on, so Tarantula day. Well, yeah,
the tarantulas are coming out from under their little burrows
because they want to screw something.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
Yeah, maybe season starts today. We're getting all sorts of
tarantula stories too, Yeah, we are. And it doesn't make
it any better for me because the Velda who emailed
us earlier, when I read her story about her coming
across a tarantula she was getting ready for work, I
got goosebumps, like it really really just grosses me out.

Speaker 1 (00:39):
You know what can get rid of a tarantula? Size
twelve D?

Speaker 3 (00:44):
There you go?

Speaker 4 (00:45):
Is that your shoe size?

Speaker 1 (00:47):
I don't even know what my shoe size is.

Speaker 2 (00:49):
Oh, of course you do.

Speaker 1 (00:50):
I don't. I think it's eleven and a half or something.

Speaker 5 (00:53):
Spiders are a creep fest for sure, and I know
Halloween's coming up and everything. But here's the thing about tarantulas.
There fuzzy, they're juicy, and they jump, they jump jump.
When you squash them, not only does goo come out,
but baby spiders can come out.

Speaker 4 (01:11):
I still have nightmares about that.

Speaker 2 (01:12):
When I was seven years old and stepped on one
of those nasty tarantulism A hundreds.

Speaker 1 (01:19):
Well, that just means they's going to be less tarrangulus
to worry about.

Speaker 2 (01:23):
You say they're harmless, don't you what?

Speaker 1 (01:28):
Well, I said, they're not aggressive to humans unless you
piss them off with your size twelve squash them with your.

Speaker 5 (01:37):
Check this out. I just learned this about tarantulas from
a listener. They just sent us a voicemail a little
while ago, or a message a little while ago, and
said this is true about tarantulas too. If they're pissed
off and they feel threatened, they can stand up on
their back legs.

Speaker 1 (01:56):
Yes, I've seen them, and they.

Speaker 5 (01:57):
Can throw their little hairs like keepying quills, and they
have poison on it.

Speaker 2 (02:02):
It just makes it worse.

Speaker 1 (02:04):
They have poison on them.

Speaker 5 (02:06):
They have venom. Tarantulists have venom. Well, they can throw
those little things like little poisoned darts.

Speaker 1 (02:14):
Well, if I see one, he did, if he's crawling
twelve D twelve d Oh, Yeah, y'all, y'all want to
do a part of Boris the Spider, And.

Speaker 5 (02:22):
Yeah, as long as we keep running our mouths over it,
it's fine, we won't get shut down.

Speaker 1 (02:26):
Because I have to wait. Did the tarantula stories? Guys said, man,
you ought to play Boris the Spider, So let's just
do that part. Okay, okay, already. Yeah, here we go
for the tarantulas. Spider, spider, creepy, crawling.

Speaker 3 (02:46):
Now I'm ready for Halloween.

Speaker 2 (02:59):
Now, you know, zoo for like my great nephew's birthday.
They bring out a tarantula and I had to leave
the room because they let them walk on the kid's hands.
Oh really, yeah, I had to walk out of there.

Speaker 5 (03:14):
When we sangs the Spider on the air earlier, you
you got the willies just singing the song with this,
didn't you.

Speaker 2 (03:20):
Boris was fine, he sounds harmless. But the idea of
the brown tarantula, yeah.

Speaker 3 (03:28):
Some are black and some are brown, and they're.

Speaker 2 (03:30):
All just I think the brown tarantula is what's mating
here in Texas.

Speaker 4 (03:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (03:34):
Well, they're all gooey on the inside, twelve.

Speaker 5 (03:38):
D gooey, and they squirt eggs out if you squish
him too.

Speaker 1 (03:43):
And they're horny, yeah, they're horny.

Speaker 2 (03:46):
Now, yeah, how do you make more tarantulas?

Speaker 1 (03:49):
You gotta you know, hey, if you have a small cat,
they'll fuck it how horny they are. And I can't
a junebug.

Speaker 3 (04:06):
Oh hell.

Speaker 1 (04:10):
Alright, it's July, so I won't be talking about june Bug.

Speaker 2 (04:14):
And tomorrow is August, the first day of August.

Speaker 1 (04:16):
August, the August dog God, We're starting a whole new month.
And ain't not go.

Speaker 4 (04:22):
Out to Grandscape.

Speaker 2 (04:25):
Emerald City is playing out there for their Sounds of
Summer concert series.

Speaker 1 (04:28):
Really is free show.

Speaker 4 (04:29):
Free show if it's free for me.

Speaker 1 (04:32):
Yeah, there's They play with a click track, which is
a whole beat that's always.

Speaker 2 (04:40):
Going was fun and I'm going with friends, so you know,
tonight or tomorrow night. Tomorrow night, I'm not going out.

Speaker 1 (04:49):
I thought we were going to see uh that saturdayday
night that Saturday.

Speaker 3 (04:54):
Yeah, going out.

Speaker 5 (04:54):
Okay, there's like ten musicians in that band, so click
track in her ear is probably okay.

Speaker 3 (05:00):
I don't think you can hear it over the pa.

Speaker 1 (05:02):
Oh yes you can. You just pay attention, you'll hear.

Speaker 2 (05:06):
I'll talk over at kaboom Town.

Speaker 4 (05:08):
We had a blast.

Speaker 1 (05:09):
Listening to them, go to them one song to another.
I'm not dogging them for them, whatever it takes, because
they make a shitload of money.

Speaker 2 (05:15):
Plus they do a lot of events for nonprofits, so
I appreciate that. Yeah, you know, big good giving back
to the community.

Speaker 1 (05:23):
In fact, don't they have like three other spinoff bands
they do and they're downtown something.

Speaker 5 (05:29):
They have their own billboards. You know your band is
doing well when you can afford a billboard for your band.

Speaker 1 (05:38):
Well.

Speaker 2 (05:38):
And I'm wondering if, like, because they their billboards usually
go up for New Year's Eve, So I'm wondering if
the hotel where they're going to be playing, like anatol
or whatever, if they pay for that.

Speaker 3 (05:52):
Yeah, maybe that's in the they're.

Speaker 4 (05:54):
Doing really well.

Speaker 2 (05:54):
I mean I remember when they first started out and
it was only one Emerald City and you're right. Now
they have spinoffs, yes, like the Blue Man Group.

Speaker 1 (06:02):
Yeah, or like like a series that has spin offs,
like Maud came from All in the Family?

Speaker 4 (06:09):
Yeah, Law in order?

Speaker 2 (06:10):
How many law and orders are they?

Speaker 3 (06:11):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (06:12):
God, is it Gallagher on stage or is it Gallagher's brother?

Speaker 1 (06:16):
Well, it must be Gallagher's brother because Gallagher's right.

Speaker 3 (06:20):
That's right.

Speaker 1 (06:20):
Let's see who's on the phone here? Hello, going then show?

Speaker 6 (06:25):
Hello?

Speaker 1 (06:25):
This dying.

Speaker 6 (06:29):
Doesn't sound like me a.

Speaker 3 (06:31):
Little bit at first?

Speaker 1 (06:33):
She did you heard her yesterday.

Speaker 6 (06:35):
Yes, my gosh, I said, oh my gosh, I sound
like Betsy.

Speaker 1 (06:37):
Do you know her? Do you know her?

Speaker 6 (06:39):
Yeah, I've met her. I met her different events. I
met her at the blood drive.

Speaker 2 (06:44):
Actually, yeah, we all had our picture taken.

Speaker 1 (06:46):
Yes, right, Oh did she have a picture taken?

Speaker 4 (06:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (06:49):
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Speaker 1 (06:51):
I don't remember what I ate yesterday for dinner.

Speaker 4 (06:54):
It was a busy time.

Speaker 2 (06:55):
We were so busy at that striking rail.

Speaker 6 (06:58):
Y'all were talking about those translates. One of our friends
had pet trancelas and it would freak me out. And
he kept promising that it was a chain thing, but
it was as big as my hand. And I think
they sell them in the pet stores. But they are hairy,
black and freaky.

Speaker 1 (07:14):
Yeah. I don't think I want to a dog, you know.

Speaker 6 (07:19):
And then we've got friends that have those snakes and
the snake whisper that y'all talk to. Oh yes, yes,
I don't know if i'd like that show. But I
wanted to tell you if I don't win those tickets tomorrow,
I will be in Alaska never travel there, so that's
gonna be fun for me. Yes, yes, and it freaked

(07:40):
me out. Is that that tsunami with an earthquake, you know,
in Russia and was supposed to hit up San Francisco,
and that's where we're flying. We're going to spend the
night in San Francisco and then go.

Speaker 2 (07:52):
That threat has already been clear.

Speaker 1 (07:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (07:55):
Good.

Speaker 6 (07:56):
I didn't watch much anything.

Speaker 2 (07:58):
No, my family's in San Francisco right now. They got
the warnings on their phone about the tsunami, but they said, no,
it's it's all clear. Girl.

Speaker 3 (08:06):
Yeah, the calm down.

Speaker 6 (08:08):
Yeah, I just hope the ocean is not pissed off
and just gonna rock that boat.

Speaker 4 (08:13):
In the ocean.

Speaker 1 (08:16):
Yeah. So you're talking about Kate Pearson.

Speaker 5 (08:21):
Monday Boy, she could sing creepy, creepy Crawley, Crawley.

Speaker 1 (08:23):
Well, couldn't see the.

Speaker 2 (08:29):
Yo go on.

Speaker 6 (08:31):
They that usually when I'm out of town. I listened
to iHeart. Do you think it's going to reach in
the ship? Yeah, oh yeah, you're okay, awesome, awesome anyway.
I don't know the time differences and all that, but
we're stopping five different places. Wow, and uh, I'm hoping
that I don't spend two day much money, but a

(08:52):
chance a lot of time.

Speaker 4 (08:53):
Are you going to do that? Tour on the puddle Jumper.

Speaker 6 (08:56):
I'm going to train ride and I'm going to go
to a restaurant. My niece said, for Alaskan King Crab.
But she said she paid two hundred and ninety nine
dollars and fifty cents for her plate.

Speaker 1 (09:07):
Oh bullshit, Jesus, I said, why.

Speaker 3 (09:11):
Is it all you can eat?

Speaker 1 (09:12):
Or why is it that the closer you get to
the ocean, the more expensive seafood is.

Speaker 6 (09:16):
Yeah, well it's Maine. You can eat lobster just like
you eat tacos here up there. No, I don't know,
but I'm gonna do that because my friend and I
probably split that. And uh, there's.

Speaker 2 (09:30):
A Lumberjack tour where they show you how the lumberjacks.

Speaker 6 (09:34):
And oh, that'd be awesome.

Speaker 2 (09:35):
That's that's a lot of fun and they're cute.

Speaker 6 (09:37):
Diane. U. Now, did y'all do the ad about the
Blood Drive with Metallica? Yes, we did that loc with
Red Cross.

Speaker 2 (09:47):
It's all across the country with the Red Cross Country.

Speaker 3 (09:50):
It's on Time Wasters right now.

Speaker 2 (09:52):
It's up on our page.

Speaker 6 (09:53):
Okay, I'm going to backtrack and look at that because
in June we're going over there for two a show
of Theirs in Ireland and that is going to be
so fun for me.

Speaker 4 (10:05):
Oh man, your second time to see them this year.

Speaker 6 (10:08):
Yeah, well because when you know, when they first started
to head banging for me, I switched my tickets to
Eagles or somebody somebody. But now, but now, the last
five years of their music, I just have been in
love with them and then all their charities and stuff.

Speaker 1 (10:26):
Yeah, we'll have fun in Alaska and bring us back
a bear tooth and a moose antl are we? Yeah?
You just happened to run across the moment.

Speaker 2 (10:38):
It's a scavenger hunts.

Speaker 1 (10:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (10:41):
Is that where the grizzlies live?

Speaker 5 (10:44):
Yeah, there's big bears up in Alaska.

Speaker 3 (10:46):
You better believe it.

Speaker 4 (10:47):
Okay, see them in the wild.

Speaker 1 (10:50):
They're looking for salmon. And don't run up to them
like they're friendly. They're only friendly and Disney cartoons people
like to take selfies with bears and get they asked
eating up.

Speaker 2 (11:01):
You know when I went, and it was right before
the pandemic, Dan, it was the warmest summer that they'd
ever had in Alaska. Guess what, Every single summer has
turned out to be the warmest summer that they've had.
So every year, like in Anchorage, Alaska, they recently had
a heat advisory because it was so warm.

Speaker 6 (11:22):
The high today or yesterday will be sixty two. And
my niece told me said, well, you're going to have
about fourteen or sixteen hours of daylight. Yes, because is going.

Speaker 1 (11:34):
Yeah, but they.

Speaker 2 (11:35):
Had the blackout curtains in the rooms, so.

Speaker 6 (11:37):
You don't have to end on the ship. Well, awesome, awesome.
And one last thing for let you go on shredded wheat.
My question, do you like the biscuit or the spoon size?

Speaker 1 (11:48):
I like the big ass biscuits.

Speaker 4 (11:50):
I like both.

Speaker 6 (11:51):
I like them both, and I don't eat the frosted
spoon shot.

Speaker 1 (11:55):
Oh no, no, if you want to put a little
sugar on it, Okay, but that fast, that's too sweet?

Speaker 2 (12:00):
Man.

Speaker 1 (12:00):
Yeah yeah, yeah yeah.

Speaker 6 (12:01):
Anyway. Okay, well y'all have a fabulous weekend.

Speaker 1 (12:04):
All right, we'll see you have fun and I lashki okay,
all right, be safe too. Okay, here you go.

Speaker 4 (12:10):
Okay, guys, I gotta go, gotta get ready.

Speaker 2 (12:12):
We've got a teams meeting and then I've got some
recording sessions.

Speaker 1 (12:15):
Oh that's right, we have a teams meaning.

Speaker 3 (12:19):
Okay, yeah, it's about Uh.

Speaker 1 (12:22):
Wait, I thought we had to sit through one meeting yesterday.
We got to sit through it another one today. Okay, whatever, Okay.

Speaker 5 (12:28):
This one's a sweeter and softer subject. This one's about
thanking teachers. So it's a good meeting.

Speaker 1 (12:33):
Oh well, we did that this morning.

Speaker 2 (12:35):
I did all my homework.

Speaker 3 (12:37):
Oh nice, geez.

Speaker 2 (12:38):
You can nominate teachers right now at long Star ninety
two five dot com.

Speaker 1 (12:42):
Click on the link for teachers and you'll pick one
out and get them on the radio.

Speaker 5 (12:48):
Will all right, we'll be talking more about that as
it develops after the meeting today and.

Speaker 1 (12:52):
Cool, all right, we'll see you tomorrow for not only
the Friday Show, not only the end of the week,
but the beginning of a new month. Right like bye bye, y'all,
patah yah
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