Actor/Comedian T.J. MILLER

8-4-23
Actor/Comedian T.J. Miller joins The Freakshow

Episode Transcript

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Myself with Florida's a Party Season,The Beat and I Heeart Radio stations Mornings

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with The Freak Show. Wow WowWow Wow Wow Wow Wow Wow show And

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what's happening. It's The Freak Showand we're live on iHeart Radio all over
the nation, all over the world. Actually, yes, yes, I'm
very excited. Listen, We've gotourselves the best guests to ever have on
a Friday or any any other dayof the week. As a matter of
fact, you have seen him onChelsea Lately. You've heard him on Gravity

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Falls, you've seen him on Conan, You've seen him on the wildly popular
Silicon Valley on HBO. You've seenhim in a bunch of movies like clover
Field, Office, Christmas, WildPopular. Everybody, Please welcome, be
fantastic. TJ Miller, TJ.So good to see Joe. Oh you

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look great, dude. Special guestDust and Chaffin. We start off the
hook man. You guys, areyou right off the hook this weekend?
Right? You're doing shows? Whatare you doing tonight and tomorrow? Tonight,
tomorrow, tomorrow sold out? Solet's just talk about focus on tonight.
Okay, we did the first showthat goes pretty well. Yes,
second show is a mess. It'soff the rails, the rails. I

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love it. I remember he showsup. I'm sorry this shows up last
night. We both got it inreally late last night. He shows up
and tell him about the car.Oh no, yeah, well I had
a horrible travel day the tow worstairport in the planet. Yeah, and
so it's like delayed to the parkinglot, people upset with red seven hours
late. I finally get my luggage. That's an hour just to get the

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luggage. And then I'm at thecounter and I he's only packed two dogs.
That takes a lot of emotionals.I did one of those little little,
you know, low budget rental carthings. Oh yeah, so you
know, she could seat on myface at the counter so she could look.
Here's the deal. I was gonnagive you a Chevy Bolt, but
I'm gonna give you this twenty twentythree charger. So it was like an

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amazing car. He is that onethat's parked outside the the Challenger, right,
good old boys. When I showedup. When I showed up,
he was like in a pose infront of it. He was like a
dustin. He looks like he's like, take a picture. It's quite a
car around. Oh I love it. Yeah, we're so excited. Naples

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is so fun. Oh yeah,it's such a bizarre group of people right
here. I love the audience becauseit's they're like wealthy but angry, right
yeah, old but just with fireand they want to have a good time
now, they really do. Andthere's a lot of old lady boob jobs
in the house. But you know, it's funny to see, especially for
us. We get kind of amixed crowd. Yea, so we do

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get like the retirement community, butwe get their great grandchildren that are like,
Nana, why are you here?I'm m and Nana's like some am
I We're all down there. It'sgreat. No, no, but it's
gonna be. It's so fun.And then club is really we've we've been

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here a couple yea third time you'vebeen here a bunch. Yeah. I
remember the last time you were here. You had this, uh, this
great bit that you did where itwas it was like a story, but
it involved a six pack of beer, which I've never seen somebody consume a
six packs so fast in my life. I was so impressed by the joke
and the the ability to you know, drink that much. It was awesome.

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Now there's white cloths. I'm doinga full dozen, really and I
don't drink, so I'm doing acase of Lacroix much. Yeah, you
like the white cloths and your Yeah, I think they're hilarious. They are.
You're so funny that we used topeople used to make fun of people
for drinking fruit beer. Right,yes, and now if somebody's ringing fruit

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beer, like, hen't relax,right, a white cloth. But the
Florida is the only place that yougo to a gas station or anyway and
they have a new product. Theyhave a new alcohol product. You know
those little bombs, those buzz thatwas all invented here. We can't get
drunk fast enough. You really livereally fast. Yeah, Like it's a

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little ball, doesn't look like much. It was like, you know,
they do your first drinking out ofa ball, right, like a ball.
That's it. I mean really,And then now I saw something that
was they look like you know thatwine that's in the carton. Yeah,
so now they're doing like flavored versionsof alcohol. It's so bi to whatever

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whatever the packaging is, it's theimportant thing. Oh yeah, you know,
they're gonna be like it's a bootand then you can wear it.
The ball is like a drink grenade, you know what I mean? They
had they had wine in a can, right, and each can it said

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that each each one was the equivalentof two full glasses of wine. So
you drink like three of those.That's the advertising in the front. How
long until it's just a mirror gettingup. It's closer than it appears,
right, exactly. Their whole lifeis going to be that way. I
have to move here and make thatthat's see. Right now we have to

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ask because we came in from NewYork Destin Angeles. We should both apologize.
That's why I'm headed to American.Why are you because it's his head
to tell American fla Florida swimsuit shorts. That's right, yeah, yeah,

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France, yeah exactly. By theway, is the Floridians dude? Right?
I love how people in Florida arelike, don't disrespect our flag by
you know, burning it or droppingit or anything. But then they're like,
but we're flip flops made out ofthe flag and your truck exactly.
But now we have to ask becausethis is sort of national news. How

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many uh, how many people inthis room have leprosy? None in this
room have leprosy yet, not caughtit yet? So what is the leprosy?
They said? Central for us?Or we're good, we got some
distance because we're more solid. That'snational news. What's going on? How
did he get it? How isthere a medieval disease the Bible? That's

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it right, Jesus, we loveJesus in America's that's pre vival. We
love Jesus in America so much we'rebringing back leprosy? What is that all
about? How did he? Idon't know, you know what it is.
I think it's the the extreme heat. It's a this place, that's
it right. People think that heatkills off diseases the exact opposite. They

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incubate in in hot temperature. We'regetting diseases we haven't even seen in a
long time because of it. No, I didn't know how much? How
you why? I thought that whatdoes the armadillo's carry? It is?
That is that? Oh? Youknow what all you have to do is
click a second link to learn aboutthe nine spine armadillo. These are happening

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for armadilla for the branding for them, right, yeah, yeah, all
these Texans coming over the floor.You're absolutely right, and you're just it's
from Texas. How does it compareit you were just in Texas. Well,
the heat there, anybody has armsand legs so hot, it's so
hot there, like melting out there. That's it. Yeah, but you

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don't have the humidity, right,Yeah, you get the humidity. It's
Texas. Yeah, it's all right. We walked past the swamp into the
studio, right, Sometimes there's agator in there. Yeah, said,
do not feed the alligator. Theyhad to tell us to stop doing that.
Yeah, just throw. Well,we used to feed him chicken wings.
He like, he seemed to likethat. Yeah, and he would

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come when you would whistle for him. He got real tame. That was
the problem. No, never reallytook the time. Yeah, but you
cousin right on the show, comeon it. I may or may have
not touched him on the back twotimes, but yeah, because he would
come right up to the shore,right, he would get out of the

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water and he would just lay there. Mate. That's what I would never
do. One of the things thatI don't I just don't think it's worth
I don't. I'm not fast enough. I just already know that I'm losing
an arm if I touch it.Yeah, worthy right, leprosy here we
got aliens? Now, all right, the world is falling apart, I
know right there, All right,tonight, got the army clow. Come

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on out, Come on out,everybody. We're all gonna get vaporized by
aliens. Anyway, it turned intothis book. It's clear you're interested in
alien stuff. Tell us no goingon with that. I see. Actually
we wanted in. Brittany actually broughtthis up earlier. She wanted to hear.
I was right, you probably believein aliens. And now that we
know it's for sure, I thinkwe all believe in the sounds like my
inn laws. What do you do? You believe in aliens? What are

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you thinking? Confirmed? So Ioverheard I forget where it was, but
I overheard this kid, Oh Iknow where it was. So it was
a grocery store where we're saying umand so this kid was like, he
was so funny. He goes,hey, hey, wait a second,
waits that what does your shirt say? And I said what? And I

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was wearing shirt this is Pluto.Never forget and it was like nineteen seventy
three to two thousand age, right, because that's when, oh my god,
it's so frustrating. Or so hegoes, what does that say Puto?
And I said what and he goesPuto, No, it says Pluto.

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He goes, Pluto. What isthat? It's like gen z ears.
I go, it's a planet.He goes, wow, that's what
we said. Wow. So thenI go, I'm getting kids and say
I come back and he's talking tothe sky and the sky's deep into alien
stuff. So this guy's going wellwith this with this guy is saying,

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well, okay, what if thealiens are gray because they came back from
the future to tell us how we'remessing it up and try and help us.
What if they are us from thefuture coming back to tell us what's
going to happen to them? Bythem? I mean us, I'm not

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joking. The kid goes, well, you just made so many questions.
That's what he said. For me, you just made me so many questions.
And then he turns and he goes, hey, man, you sound
like that guy, right, AndI go, you think the aliens are

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real? I go, well,they're gonna be pretty pissed. You don't
know what Pluto is. I mean, that's listen, it is on people's
mind. It is. Do youyou think it's real or you know,
if you think, if you lookopinion, if you look at it at
an octopus long enough like it is? How long have you looked? I

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watched the full documentary on one diversfriend. Somebody got really stoned one day
and went down a rabbit hole.At least they're amongst us, is what
I'm saying. You see the OctopusTeacher documentary. I'm going to quote my

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wife right now. Sabbody was like, do you we have great? Because
what's good? Well, you know, the Calamari is really good? She
goes, bro, have you seenmy Octimus Teacher? That's like, where
are you at at a guy ata restaurant? Bro? Bro, have

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you seen my Octimus teacher? Ohwait, that sounds like youth, Miss
Vagina for sure? Yeah? Haveyou seen? Just pointing? God?
The so you think, first ofall, I eat Calamari is delicious?
Yeah, I'm still eating. Yeah. I don't you know I lead anything.

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Friday. I don't believe in theyou know, the UF aircrafts and
all that stuff. Really, youdon't think they're up there too. I
think they are below in the seatoo, deep down and the ones are
up in the sky flying around,and I think that they already know who
we are there. They don't wantto mess with us. They're like,
we'd rather not Florida. That isreally Florida. They know who we are,

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but they're not gonna with us ever. Bring it et phones somewhere else.
Guns we have here in Florida.We don't carry them around now.
But I know, but I thinkyou're right. I think, like the
spaceship thing all that, But Ithe only reason I'm not sure about it

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is I just don't think they wouldcare about this. Yeah, I just
don't think they would come down.And wouldn't they come down and kind of
be like, what are you guysdoing? Right? Yeah? Yeah,
yeah, they're up there and they'relike, we're trying to turn neutrons into
protons. Smart am, you're tryingto turn neutrons into approach. I think,

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come down here, We're like,here's the deal. We don't have
leprosy. Well, I used todon't burn the flag where it is flip
flop. We got boozing balls hereall right, maybe that's right, they're
here. That's kind of like weheard you have grenade alcohol. That's it.

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See, like they're super technologically advancedand really smart and everything way beyond
us, And you're right, whywould they come visit us? We are
so inferior to them, clearly ifthey have the technology be able to get
here from so far away, weare so inferior to them. It's like
traveling miles and miles like hours togo to a zoea and we're all mentally
ill. So it's like they're like, what here The only one person here

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is like, we're mentally all ofus, everyone here, everyone in this
there's not a person in this room. But it is not likely you suffer
from mental illness. But that isembracing it the flags the flip side,
which is they are seriously inferior tous and they're coming here and being like,

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wow, you gonna be amazing.Yeah, that's true. What is
amazing by our culture? Crow theyjust can't we or the offices like we
had that twenty years ago, onlyonly twenty Everything is like they're like in
the seventies, we were just likeJohn Hughes Films. Yeah, that's what

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America was fun anyway. That's Idon't want to do like I used to
think that we were the aliens becausewe're the ones that don't make sense here,
you know what I mean? Likeall the animals like everything jive together.
We're the only ones that are kindof going against the grain. We're
almost help in on our own destruction. Yes, and we're you know,
we're bringing all this stuff and thereis a weird component. You're right where
like alligators might look at us likewhat are you doing for? Why?

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Why is it dodge chargers? SoI'm burnt to you. You can just
eat toddlers and get a pat onthe back. Freak yes, sign put
out that says you're not that's it. Meanwhile, I have status anxiety and

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barbecues with neighbors you don't want totalk to. That is awesome. T
J. Bille is our guest,and Dustin hanging out with us as well.
Call us at eight six three threetwo ys here it come on call
on call in comedy club. It'stonight. It's tonight. So the opportunity
for Saturday tonight is the that's it. You gotta go to off the Hook

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Comedy dot com. And buy sometickets. What have it? What have
you been up to since last timewe saw you? It's been a minute,
and well we've both been touring prettyright. Stop. That's what I
love about you is that you areso very committed to this touring thing and
bringing you to people all over America, which is awesome. So I was
intoxicated at the Navals Airport. Iknow that because it was Fort story Start.

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By the way, it was FortMyers. I can't be one.
And I actually I was like,you know, I kind of want to
go on a Twitter ran but Twitterdoesn't exist anymore. But I thought,
you know, I want to goon a rant about how lucky we are
too. Like the two of youkind of make it living just making people

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laugh. And so I think it'sreally interesting to go, uh, you
know, all over the country.Right, we travel all over the country
and just make people laugh, andthat's like our whole focus. Right,
That's exactly what I love. Ilove it. And it's funny too because
in New York it's such a differentI get such different responses to I'm going

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to Florida, right, really really, so I'll talk, you know,
I'm going Where are you going nextNaples, Florida's Oh no, I'm so
sorry. I'm like, why haveyou been there? Like? No,
I'm like, have you ever beento Florida? No? I'm like,
then shut them up right then you'llmeet somebody else, right, and I'll
go, where are you going?Well, Fort Myers and then Naples,

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You're going to Florida? I goyeah. They go, oh my god,
you're so lucky because you're gonna havethis weather right right. Well,
that's so, that's what's funny.It's in New York. We have some
people that Florida. Well, howare you liking New York right now?
I I my dog died from theheat. Really, only I could procure

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an alligator. You have to worryabout those things that in Los Angeles right
now, you know, I meanout here. I'm sure there's an opinion,
but oh yeah, people in Floridahave opinions about Los ange Weather's nice.
You all your law very consistent.Not a lot. I mean,
the writers strike and the actors,all that stuff is happening, so I

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know thinks they are more important thanthey are, right. I think that's
what's happening. Just like there's likereal jobs that strike, you know what
I mean us to progressive commercial?Yeah, so my jamands are bad?
How long there's an alligator strike?I know we need one, right,

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we're about to that. You eattoddlers until we're pet on the back.
That's right, exactly, alligator signs. You know, how would you guys?
Uh? Because somebody said to me, they go, well, you
know what is Naples? Like,how would you guys describe Naples? I
describe Naples as it's kind of amixed bag. Right, So you've got

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some you know, families that arethere, a lot of older people are
there, retirees, but usually generallythere's there's some money in Naples. There's
a lot of money, that's forsure. I like how you tiptoed around
and she's like, there's a lotof money. There's a lot of mental
illness. Right, it's called golfexactly, that's all right, I got

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to take up golf. Yeah.I think. I think in general it's
it's people pretty happy. Yeah.So funny because you know, Florida is
so huge, right, and sothere's such different opinions about life. Yeah,
And and then it all comes downto how Miami insists that they're not
part of Florida, right exactly.They want to be their own little oasis,

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own country. That's it. Yeahyeah, we're not even in Florida,
but you are right, No,yeah, yeah, you are yeah,
And I don't want to admit therest of Florida. There's not a
lot of like Orlando hates Tampa,Naples hates ports, Charlotte rights. Not
a lot of rivalry, right right, and interesting, I like that,
And you know what it is,there's different versions of Florida, right.

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You have like you know here,which is South Florida, which is more
like beaches and that kind of scene, than you've got Orlando, which is
obviously Central Florida. Leprosy, You'vegot theme parks and leprosy, and you
get leprosy at a theme park.Then you've got like rural areas of Florida
where it's all farming, you know, like stuff like that. At the
end of the day, Jacksonville isup there, it's like back right,

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okay, one, what's going onup there? No? Nobody, nobody,
No, These are phone calls.Let's takes some take Hello, good
morning, oh hello, good morning. You're on with t J. Miller
and Dustin chafin this morning. What'shappening? I don't use curse words,

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right and turn your radio down?Maybe? All right? Turn see this
is Florida. People get confused howto do a phone call. That's how
it happens. She's gonna catch upabout eight seconds. Okay, Well there
we go. All right. Sothat didn't work, you know, but
you know that's okay. And sothat was a weird thing. One person

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called to hang out, right,and the other one was like, can
you hear you on the radio?Right? That's all they were trying to
do. And they were both tryingto talk and listen at the same time,
and that doesn't work. So ithappened. So and then Naples Naples,
Wise, what's the main thing weshould be making fun of? What
would you make fun of Britney?Britney spends a lot of time. Like

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the joke I think of Naples isthat it's always a super young girl with
a super wealthy old man. That'slike they're for the money and they got
their two pays on and you know, and they're straight in the town.
Guys, that's a long nail.Yeah, that's called goals, you know
what I mean. That's squad goalsclosing outside of a Dodge Charger being lady,

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I gotta figured out here, guys, wait to go? Nap TJ
is wearing American flag from head totoe. It's beautiful. Yeah, really,
Dodge Charger, you're American. I'mready. You are the poster boy
for America right now. But DodgeCharger. Yeah, So we've got kind
of that demographic where it's old guyssports car. Yeah, old guys sports
car, younger lady, guy,I prefer older men. So, but

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how old? Not in not likein their fifties and over? No,
right, you say sixties and above? Yeah, that's it right, No,
I've never I've never dated anyone intheir sixties. Is that interesting that
she can say? Pretty, Iprefer older guys. That is just a
that's for women only, right,You guy could be like, I prefer
younger women. Right. I didn'twant to bra, I want something that's

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training right to be in a bravOkay. Also, if you were like
I like younger men, we'd belike, go get oh yeah that's right,
No, liken that are seventeen eighteenyears old. See, nobody was

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about an eye. It's gonna beoff the hooked like you know that too.
By the time, when you hearall those stories, it's always those
stories about the high school boy thathooks up with his teacher. You know,
the female teacher's cool. Everybody thinksthat's cool. But reverse that gender
and that completely. It's a differentstory. Now it's an episode of law,
and I think we now know it'sboth not like okay, right,
you know, I think it's right, god cool, No, it's cool.

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That is actually a very low keycreepy. When guys say that,
they hear a story, they're like, man, I wish that was me.
Do you hot like that? Youknow that's true. I did not
have one hot teacher. Did youever have a hot teacher? Dustin great
Van Halen song? Though, right, yeah, I don't think I did.
Know, Yeah, I don't thinkthey were all. I know.
I know we're trying to be we'relike, welcome PC here. Actually,

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but it was a huge crush whenI was in sixth grade on my teacher.
She was seventy two years old.What are you guys laughing at?
Totally serious, right, because Iwould get a stiffy whenever she walked into
her buhicle song. It's not evena car and I no chart. God

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dagg it. Oh yeah, Ilooked at you know. I would always
say out loud, I go.Compared to my great grandmother, I would
one oh five point five beat No, you're done, my daughter. You're

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in Naples. TJ. Miller thatdusted chaffin, which that is fantastic.
I'm so happy about that. It'sgoing to be a really really good time
this weekend. Everybody needs to gettickets. What is next for you?
I mean I know that there's thestrike and everything like that, but you
know what else are you gonna do? Yeah, it's so I'm working on
a Christmas movie. You are,first of all, right, I love
you for your office HOLLI. Christmasparty, Yes, was one of the

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great general these things that are difficultto remember the name, right, office
Christmas. Everyone goes, I lovetrain. It is a dragon, well
you know what it is. Andshe's into that league of yours holiday office
Christmas. See, that's the thing. We are so woke in PC now
that we're not allowed to say officeChristmas party anymore. We're trained in our

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brain to say holiday party, right, because that's how so when I when
I think of the name of themovie. I know, damn well the
movie, but I think of themovie and then my brain wants to say
Holiday because I don't want to.I still love people love it. I
really liked you, and they justforget that. Yeah, I love you.
But yeah, think on a Christmasmovie, which I'm really excited about
it. It's gonna be actually we'retalking about Aliens. It's gonna be intergalact

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A, right, intergalactic Christmas aboutthat had a new twist of the holidays.
I like it. But yeah,it's been I mean, if you
look at my YouTube TikTok, Ilove it. You do you like that
whatever Twitter used to be? Right? Yeah, so excellent stand up I
have Dear Jonah is my stand upspecial that's on YouTube right now streaming Dear

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Jonah. And it's just absolutely beautiful. Where did you sell it? That's
uh, Nashville, y see atzany'sally great. And then I did two
other specials, one in Tampa,sorry Naples next and then yeah, I
have a crowd work special from Springfieldcoming out especial in Spokane, Washington,
and I did uh yeah. Andthen I did a special in San Francisco

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making fun of San Francisco. Butthat's so, you know, I think
I think we're putting out dusn't justreally special, which is really funny.
Really a new dry bar comedy specialcalled cranky Pants. I like that.
That's awesome and it's so so funnyand dry Bar is it's great because it's
clean special. It is totally clean, right, but it's gotta hilarious.

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Yeah, it's hilarious. So weyou know, we have a lot of
content online and that's what most ofus are doing, is just like producing
that's good intent online. It's greatbecause especially YouTube, it's like you don't
have to pay nineteen ninety nine amonth that will soon be twenty one forty
five a month, that will besoon be twenty and so I'm really enjoying

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that. And that's kind of whateverybody's doing. Yeah, and yeah,
it's really aways taking control of yourown content. So Dust and Chaffin and
t J. Miller, all youhave to do is duck duck going.
I don't say Google anymore. Duckduck go. I like that. That's
even better. The only thing onme that isn't American flag print is my
shoes. Yeah, that's it.Well, we can fix that problem.

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There's a Walmart right down the street. Is there really? Oh? Yeah,
what am I doing? You're inFlorida. There's always a Walmart right
down the street. There's always aWalmart and a waffle house right down the
street in Florida. Right, Sometimesthere's a waffle house inside of a Walmut.
Sometimes, but there's always a liquorstore. Yeah. What's hard to
find is a waffle house with Walmartinside. Very true. Yeah, I

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don't. I gotta say I do. I love Florida. You know I
do too. I'm living here fora long time. I love it,
and I just there's something about theattitude that just makes me laugh. And
I when I was leaving, Ilove when I leave on the road.
And Kate, that's my wife.Kate goes, be careful and I'm like,

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what I'll miss you, babe.She's like, be careful, be
careful. I'm like, okay,yeah, She's like, it's Florida,
Yeah, be careful of leprosy.What are you you got to watch out
for? Florida? Man, Florida. You ever noticed is like because you
guys live or you live in Layou live in New York, so I'm
sure you read like headlines, youknow, they pop up online and it
says Florida man, and then it'salways something stupid after that, you know,

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like like today it was Florida Mangoes viral because he dug a trench
that went wrong on the beach andcops had to shut it down. Like
it's always something stupid, you know, it's just trying to get to Mexico.
Right, it's twenty it's twenty twentythree. When are we gonna get
Florida woman? Right? Well,we have some of those two Yeah.
Woman throws up in her own ketemy. Right, Florida Woman pats alligator,

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turns out to be husband, right, continues to feed them chicken winks glord
A woman finds waffle house inside ofWalmart with smaller waffle house, drinks a
boozball to celebrate. Yes, grenadeslove it. TJ. Miller and Dustin
Chaffin. Always so great having youon, man, It's always it's always

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great to see you. So we'resold out Saturday, sold out, come
tonight Friday. We got two showsand the first shows sold out, but
get online, get tickets, andthat second show Friday that gets it gets
crazy. It's fun party. Everybodygo to Off the Hook comedy dot com
material. This is what I loveabout you're all. I've seen you perform

(30:38):
many times and last time you readoff the Hook and then you were in
Port Charlotte not that long ago.And the last time you were in Port
Charlotte you made fun of a tikibar that you were at. He did
literally like forty minutes hilarious forty minutesby the way, on a tiki bar
that he visited that day, Likethat was you. I saw you do

(30:59):
this? It was It was sofunny. That's one of the things it
was so great. Touring with Dustinis so amazing because he also he riffs,
he improvises talking to the audience.So if you saw four different shows,
they would be four different completely becauseand so we'll be talking, you
know, just a lot of smackabout our time here on the radio and

(31:21):
no but well you know, probablyhit a kabba bar. Yeah, but
yeah, it's you know, we'regonna be interacting with the crowd. I
think a big thing about that isthat we want it to be the show.
Yes, you you paid, youcame out. We want this show
to be just for you. It'soriginal CONTI experiences exactly, that's back and
that's exactly on the couch. That'swhat I like about you, guys.

(31:45):
That's what I love about you.Man. That's it's great. And you
come in here, you know,which is awesome. You don't have to
do that. I mean, youknow, all you need to do is
just throw a thing on social media. Sold out in a second, you
know what I mean. I lovelove, love it and love kind of
being. That's what I love aboutyou in person. Yeah, exactly,
there's nothing like it, and welove it. And if you watch Dear
Jonah, which is my special onYouTube, Jock, well, you're gonna

(32:06):
see, like, um, it'sjust it starts off as me doing special,
somebody interrupts and then you know,and then suddenly the specialist is not
even crowd work. It's about thisguy Jonah and it becomes this time of
love letter. So that really iswhat we're doing. I love it.
You come here, you have noidea, and people always go, they

(32:27):
go, oh boy, don't sitme in the front. You know you're
gonna talk to me, And thenall the people want to sit in the
front, right yea. They wantit because you want to interact, you
want to be a part of it. And yeah, I've rarely seen anybody
that is good at crowd work atimprovisation as Dustin. Man, there's the
only people that I work with,right, people that are they're doing it.
And yeah, and Dustin, Imean, do you get on stage

(32:51):
and you say this is what I'mgonna do, or do you say I've
got this stuff ready? But let'sstart with nothing and go to the what
do you what do you stalk thecrowd? Guy like, look at the
look at the older guy. Welook at this midlife christ young girl and
is convertible? Right? Yeah,I'll get information before they even get into

(33:13):
the club exactly, and I knowwho to hit. Who there you go,
and I'll watch him in the back. I'm peking he's doing recon Yeah,
so you just see us lurking inthe parking lot. That's it.
Material wearing T J. Miller,Dustin Chafin, thank you guys so much
for coming in. You guys aregrageous. I love this. All right,

(33:34):
we're gonna do this